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Subject: what the bad people are whispering about Obama

Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama Sr.
(black muslim) of Nyangoma-Kogelo, Siaya District, Kenya, and Ann Dunham of Wichita, Kansas. (white atheist ).

First off, anyone who insists on bring Obama's middle name into the discussion just proves
that Obama can't be beat on the facts and the truth so they go for the race card.

Second, his father was a Muslim?
What's wrong that?
We have one of those in congress, as of today.

Third, his mother was white and didn't believe in the Invisible Cloud Being?
We need a LOT more of THAT in congress.

When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced and his father returned to Kenya.
His mother married Lolo Soetoro -- a Muslim -- moving to Jakarta with Obama when he was six years old.

Possibly true, but that sounds like a plus to me.
I'd rather my future president be a world traveler that has some idea about life and sociology than be raised in
a muddy creek in Midland Texas, spending the summer blowing up frogs to see "the pretty crimson spray."

Within six months he had learned to speak the Indonesian language.

Bush knows how to hire a hooker in Spanish.

Obama spent "two years in a Muslim school, then two more in a Catholic school" in Jakarta.
Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim while admitting that he was once a Muslim,
mitigating that damning information by saying that, for two years, he also attended a Catholic school.

Wait - he's either a Muslim or he's not.
If he says he's not, who are you to say he is?

Besides, I'm more worried about his Catholic side...

Obama's father, Barack Sr. was a radical Muslim who migrated from Kenya to Jakarta, Indonesia.

Well, that goes without saying.
All Muslims are "radical" Muslims, right?

He met Obama's mother, Ann Dunham - a white atheist...

Wait, if "race-mixing" is a right-wing crime, how did Clarence Slappy Thomas get a pass?

   "Where's all da white women at?"

...from Wichita, Kansas—at the University of Hawaii at Manoa.   Obama, Sr. and Dunham divorced
when Barack, Jr. was two. Obama's spinmeisters are now attempting to make it appear that Obama's
introduction to Islam came from his father and that influence was temporary at best.

Aassumes facts not in evidence.
Who are Obama's "spinmeisters?"
Who is attemping to make some falsehood appear?

In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya immediately following the divorce and never again had
any direct influence over his son's education. Dunham married another Muslim, Lolo Soetoro who
educated his stepson as a good Muslim by enrolling him in one of Jakarta's Wahabbi schools.

If Mom's an atheist, why is she so into Muslim dudes?
Or maybe she met and fell in love with two men who happened to be Muslim.

Wahabbism is the radical teaching that created the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad on
the industrialized world.

Actually, Bush Sr and the CIA "created" Osama and his gang, and Bush the Dumber forced them into a
position where they determined that a pre-emptive suicide strike was their best option to handle Bush.

Since it is politically expedient to be a Christian when you are seeking political office in the United States,
Obama joined the United Church of Christ to help purge any notion that he is still a Muslim.


Bart's Law #1

 Don't EVER tell the truth in a political campaign.
 People want to be lied to.

 They don't care if you're the best, most qualified candidate in history, they're going to vote for
 a candidate who stars in a fuzzy video of him playing with the family dog while his pearl-necklaced
 wife and your 2.3 small children watch in awe while the voice-over dude explains that this guy
 has whatever-state-you-live-in family values.

Sidebar: If one wanted to attack Obama legitimately, they might mention that he chain smokes.
You can say it's nobody's business if he does, but his position on cigarettes and BIG Cancer
should reflect that he's a heavy smoker to avoid charges of hypocrisy.

That might get him into trouble with the left-wing so, so far, has found no Obama flaws.

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