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Stroke Me, Stroke Me
"McCaulffe actually said that - I'm not
interpretating
his words."
-- Poor sick bastard, first hour today
Remember last issue?
It said:
"Will President Weak & Stupid Wag
the Dog to bury the news that he cheated?"
The Florida news is buried deeper than Jimmy Hoffa.
Weak & Stupid lives a charmed life, doesn't he?
From: nathan@interaccess.net
Subject: "...toe the line..."
On Sunday's Meet the Press, when asked about the
Saudi Prince's criticism of current US policy,
Colin Powell said that 'we don't expect our
allies to "toe the line" with everything...'
I guess "you're either with us, or against us" doesn't apply to the Saudi's.
Nate
Quotes
"If Al Gore has used the correct legal
strategy - he would've won."
-- Pigboy, stupidly giving away the farm
But Your Strokeness, you just admitted Gore got more votes.
You just admitted Gore should be president right now, but his
decision to count
four counties instead of all 77 cost him his rightfully elected
place as president.
You really should be taking your stroke medicine.
You are quite wrong on this prayer thing
Creep of the Week
A billion dollars a month
If the war is really costing us a billion dollars a month,
wouldn't it be cheaper to just offer a billion dollars for bin
Laden's head?
Surely not everybody in bin Laden's circle is a religio-nut.
Surely some, like Osama, are evil material-secularists and would
enjoy spending a billion dollars.
Koresh, with a billion dollars, an Afghan could make 999 friends
millionaires.
I'll bet a million dollars US goes a loooooong way in Kabul
This idea makes sense.
That would be a lot cheaper and a lot safer for our militar..
...eh?
...what?
...what's that you say?
Bush can't get his greedy little hands on the Afghan pipeline without the war?
(light bulb goes off)
Damn, you're right.
I should've thought of that.
...nevermind.
From: imk-01@home.com
Subject: A simple question
Hello BartCop,
Can you imagine what would have happened if Bill
Clinton, at the end of his presidency,
had sealed his presidential records from scrutiny?
I bet I can.
Ilkka Kokkarinen
Mississauga, ON
Yes, the American whore press would've gone ape-shit.
Fox News would start a new channel devoted to "the Clinton abuses."
That way, the lying bastards could fabricate Clinton charges 48/7.
CNN would invent a logo with a beating drum and John Williams music.
The networks would wet themselves for another shot at his cock.
The vulgar Pigboy would be screaming, "I told
you so!" at an even higher pitch.
There would be a non-stop parade of horseshit
bigger than the "crime" of Monica.
...but since it's just the UNELECTED fraud hiding very real crimes,
we only hear
from Conason, Lyons, Salon, MWO and other non-whore small voices.
BTW, I know the plane went down, but there's nothing to say yet.
Not scared yet?
On McLaughlin this weekend, Tony Blankly said Weak & Stupid
and Dick Cheney are keeping at least five miles apart at all
times.
Do you know why?
Because, Blankly explained, IF
bin Laden has these suitcase nukes,
each one is only good for a blast radius of about two miles.
(Thank you, God)
So by staying at least five miles apart at all times, bin Laden
would not
be able to kill the President and VP with a single nuclear explosion
I think that's scary.
Please God - protect Dick Cheney.
Science says prayers work
Central
Control of the News
by Marc Perkel
Boom!
Quotes
"Our nation simply doesn't have enough oil
to drill our way to energy independence or even
to affect world oil prices…. Increasing
our dependence on oil, whether that oil comes from
the Persian Gulf or the Arctic Refuge,
practically guarantees national insecurity. And we
know that it will bring more habitat
destruction, more oil spills, more air pollution, and more
global warming. The public health
implications will be devastating. If our nation wants to
declare energy independence, then we
have no choice but to reduce our appetite for oil."
-- Robert Redford
Remember 25 years ago Jimmy Carter was pushing for conservation
and solar power.
He even installed solar panels on the roof of the White House,
but Reagan ridiculed the idea
of cheap, independent energy and laughingly tore down the solar
panels.
The oil president isn't going to take ANY steps to secure America's
energy independence
unless his gang of thugs get a piece of the action.
Why do you think they installed an idiot puppet against our will?
Is was NOT so he could do what was best for the country.
The NORC Florida vote tally is in
...and
the verdict is?
A vote-by-vote review of untallied ballots
in the 2000 Florida election indicates Bush
would have narrowly prevailed in the
partial recounts sought by Al Gore, but Gore
might have won had he pursued and gained
a complete statewide recount.
What kind of sloppy reporting is this?
Bush won, except Gore might've won had they counted all
the votes?
Why bother to work for a year on a final verdict that has a big "but" in it?
911 call proves Bush at fault for death of Postal Worker
Excerpt:
"My breathing is very, very labored,'' Morris
said on the 911 tape. ``I don't know if I have been,
but I suspect that I might have been exposed
to anthrax.''
Morris, 55, was one of two Washington postal
workers who died of inhaled anthrax last month,
During his 911 call, Morris was calm but
breathing laboriously as he described a co-worker finding
an envelope containing powder. He said
he hadn't handled the envelope but had been nearby.
"I couldn't even find out if the stuff was
or it wasn't'' anthrax, he said.
"I was told that it wasn't, but I have
a tendency not to believe these people.''
Trying to protect the illegal fraud, the White House assured doctors
that they were NOT
dealing with anthrax, even tho Cheney started taking Cipro on
September 11th, which was
weeks before the first anthrax letter appeared.
The Postal service knew about the powder on the letter.
The Doctor after checking with Bush Administration told him he
did not have Anthrax.
Bush's babysitters were afraid that an Anthrax scare would further
harm his crumbling economy and
thereby his chances to win re-election, so they downplayed the
the threat and now the man is dead.
Clinton lied about sex to hide it from his family, no one dies
and we crucified him.
Bush lies to win elections and people are killed, and he gets
fawning praise from the whore press..
Cinton would have demanded a 500 page detailed report on Anthrax
and all of its dangers.
Then would have stayed up all night studying it.
President Game Boy left the decisions to others, giving himself
deniability - again.
How many more Americans will die for the enrichment of the Bush Family Evil Empire?
From: geekypsycho@yahoo.com
Subject: That goofy prayer study
Bush
ally Enron Energy caught cooking the books
Enron was Bush's biggest campaign contributor - $80 stock
falls to $8
Excerpt:
In an SEC filing yesterday, Enron said
financial statements from 1997 through the first half of 2001
"should not be relied upon'' and
that outside businesses run by Enron officials during that period
should have been included in the company's
earnings reports.
Did you see the Idiot at Saturday's press conference?
Reporter:
Mr. President, if it's true that the United States is against all forms
of terrorism,
could you please explain your position on Kashmir?
Weak & Stupid:
As you know, Pakistan's education director is a fine woman, a good lady.
I'd like to thank you all for the fine questions.
...end of press conference.
The reporter asking the question sounded like he was from India
or Pakistan,
so maybe he didn't know that President Bunnypants can't answer
REAL questions.
Bush Family Evil Empire gets away clean again
Witness
settles for $210,000,
Boy
King's perjury trial avoided
Excerpt:
AUSTIN – A former state funeral home regulator
who said she was
wrongfully fired for investigating a large
funeral home chain operated by a
longtime family friend of George W. Bush
has settled her 2-year-old
whistleblower lawsuit for $210,000.
What an idiot.
She could've gotten millions, because the Boy King WILL
be protected.
The Bush Family Evil Empire has too many trillions bet
on Smirk's fraudulent presidency
to let some whistleblower screw it all up with evidence of past
crimes.
But then again, at least she wasn't found dead in a hotel room
in Arkansas,
so maybe she did the right thing, after all.
Abortion groups threatened
Excerpt:
More than 200 abortion clinics and abortion
rights groups nationwide received
FedEx packages Thursday containing a powdery
substance alleged to be anthrax,
The FBI is investigating and is treating
the threats as a hoax.
Of course it's a hoax.
Those packages were sent by people who voted for Bush. And since
religiously-insane
John Ashcroft decides who's a threat and who's not, these terrorists
are labeled "pranksters."
But if a darkie was caught doing the same thing, Ashcroft could
put them in jail for life
without a trail because the senate Democrats gave Ashcroft all
the powers we asked for.
What the hell is wrong with the gelding Democrats?
Does the
vulgar Pigboy read bartcop.com?
His Pigness goes completely insane on the air.
In all of history, has there ever been power grab as ruthless
and blatant
as what the Bush Family Evil Empire
is doing right before our eyes?
Chelsea
speaks - for the first time
What her day was like September 11th
Excerpt:
"Once we stopped running, I started praying.
I prayed for my country and my city.
I stopped berating the tax cut and started
praying that the president would rise to lead us.
And I thanked God my mother was a senator
representing New York and that Rudy Giuliani
was our mayor. I have never reacted more
viscerally to a leader, particularly not to one I
had been criticizing just the day before
for some insensitivity or other. . . .
"I realized that I had become a New Yorker. I expect now that I'll always be one."
Where's
the Beef?
by Sally Slate, as seen on onlinejournal.com
Excerpt:
The man who insisted throughout his campaign,
"I trust the people,"
trusts anything but the people. And, once
again, gentle readers, Americans
have been put in the position of being
"the last to know," thanks to the
administration and its public relations
arm that parades under the label "U.S. media."
When Astrologers Retaliate
Lots of good stuff over at 
today.
Ideology
As Usual
by Anthony Lewis
Excerpt:
In another strange example of his priorities,
Mr. Ashcroft last month sent federal agents
to raid a Los Angeles center that supplied
marijuana to desperately ill people under a
state law allowing medical use. Does a
wartime Justice Department really have nothing
better to do than deprive cancer and AIDS
patients of relief from their pain?
This is partly the fault of the gelding Democrats in the Senate.
They KNEW Ashcroft was religiously insane when they confirmed
him.
Jesus Christ, what were they thinking?
In effect, Senate Democrats voted to deprive cancer patients their right to die with less pain.
What the hell is wrong with the gelding Democrats?
Can't the senate Democrats be arrested for embezzling money?
They are cashing their paychecks but not showing up for work.
.
"Unka Dick, has anyone who doesn't own a cropduster
called in to report seeing any evildoers
climb into one?"
Idea from http://www.thedubyachronicles.com/
RB Ham has a report
Big
Dog comes to Cow Town
Vanessa Marcil, one of the finest babes in all Hollywood, is now on NYPD Blue.
They uglied her up and gave her librarian hair and a frumpy attitude,
just like Jolene Blaylock over on UPN's Enterprise.
A decent-looking woman can't make it in Hollywood.
You have to be a knockout to get noticed.
So the knockout gets noticed, gets hired, and then they ugly
her up to play a regular-looking person.
Why not hire a regular-looking person and give the make-up guy
the day off?
But the worst part is - they hire a babe like this for
a show that requires the actors to sign
an agreement to get at least partially nude for the camera, then
they show us Dennis Franz's butt.
HIDING
PAST AND PRESENT PRESIDENCIES:
The Problems With Bush's Executive Order Burying Presidential
Records
By John Dean - yes, that John Dean
Excerpt:
The Executive Order suggests that President
Bush not only does not want Americans to know
what he is doing, but he also does not
want to worry that historians and others will someday find out.
Certainly that is the implicit message
in his new effort to preclude public access to Presidential papers
— his, and those of all Presidents since
the Reagan-Bush administration. There is, however,
no justification whatsoever for this latest
effort to hide the work of past, present, and future Presidents.
Is George Harrison near death?
Geo. W.
Bush Does Not Want the World to Know
his Dad
Committed Treason in 10/1980
by David Southcomb
Excerpt:
I thought to myself, "You know something
does NOT smell right here?!"
Why would the hostages be released the day the
Reagan is innaugurated President
and NOT before the general election little
more than 2 months earlier?!
Mark McGwire says his knees are worn out and he's going to retire.
I'll never forget the great job Mark did in 1998 when he hit 70
home runs
and help to distract a nation that was forced to watch the GOP
go after
America's best president with their ridiculous and unnecesary
cock hunt.
The FBI could've been watching out for terrorists, but nooooooooooooo.
They were busy - hundreds of agents - chasing sluts in Arkansas
trailer parks
to see if any of them needed a few hundred dollars to make a
claim against Clinton.
...and why did the FBI spend nine years rooting around inside
Clinton's zipper?
Because the sex-obsessed Republican party said, "It's important
to the Constitution
that we investigate every claim, no matter how unfounded, because
it's important."
Meanwhile, bin Laden's gang was very busy with matter THEY thought
were important,
while the FBI was following the Republican's script.
But those 70 home runs gave people a chance to look away for a few hours.
Thanks, Mark.
Baseball and St Louis will always remember the thrills you gave
us.
This got posted with a bad link, and it's damn good, so here it is:
Bush
Tries to Close The Vault of History
by Joe Conason
Excerpt:
Last week Mr. Bush signed a sweeping executive
order that, in the name of national security,
blatantly seeks to revoke the Presidential
Records Act of 1978. That law, passed in response to
the Watergate scandal and Nixon’s subsequent
attempt to treat White House documents as his
private property, granted scholars, journalists
and other citizens reasonable access to such materials
within 12 years after a President departs
office. Both substantively and symbolically, it represents
one of the most important reforms of the
post-Nixon era.
At every stop during the campaign Smirk lied, "I trust the American
people"
He's the most secretive crook the White House has ever had.
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