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"Lots of dead people. Lots of chaos. Being
shot at from
lots of different directions at the same time."
-- General Peter Pace, Vietnam veteran, describing war
brief for war:
a mass of lies and historical falsifications
Cheney resorts to a rhetorical trick, repeating the phrase “there is no doubt,”
to obscure the fact that he is making bald assertions without any factual substantiation.
What is beyond doubt is that there is no proof of these charges—at least, none that
has been presented by the US government.
Question: Why can't we get any allies to agree with Cheney's "proof?"
to Do About the Media Mess
an editorial from consortiumnews.com
The American people get a steady diet of the Bush administration's political message.
So why is there so little TV time for Al Gore -- who got the most votes in Election 2000
-- and other Democratic presidential contenders to make their case to the public?
Yet, the man who got more votes in Election
2000, Al Gore, rarely gets to make his case directly
to the American people. Indeed, most of what the public hears about Gore’s speeches is filtered
through the hostility and ridicule of cable-news TV commentators and other pundits.
The answer is simple - the TV whores are being paid to lie.
They tell whatever lies will make their corporate masters more money.
Bush by the Numbers, as Told by a Diligent Scorekeeper
The statistics Knoller assembles produce many revealing portraits of the Bush presidency:
Bush has spent a whopping total of 250 days
of his presidency at Camp David (123 days),
Kennebunkport (12) and his Texas ranch (115). That means Bush has spent 42 percent
of his term so far at one of his three leisure destinations.
The lazy bastard stole a job he's not even willing to show up for.
Oh, God, what did we do to anger you so much?
"America thinks it must control the world.
America thinks if it controls the oil of the
Middle East then it will control the world."
No, Saddam, that's just the Bush Family Evil Empire.
Library Workers Say, "No Spying in Libraries!"
The Progressive Librarians Guild (PLG) has released a statement registering its opposition
to Terrorism and Information Prevention Systems (TIPS), a proposed federal program
that would encourage Americans to spy on their neighbors, clients, and co-workers.
"Cross me, will you?
When Halliburton's done with my
new secret torture complex we'll have
a special section for smart-ass Al Qaeda librarians.
When my boys stick that cattle prod where the sun
don't shine, we're going to "shush" you librarians.
I'll teach you to question Homeland Security!"
Father insists Mohammed Atta is still alive
The father of Mohammed Atta, the alleged ringleader of the September 11 attacks,
said in an interview published yesterday that his son was still alive.
"He is hiding in a secret place so as
not to be murdered by the US!
My son called me the day after the attacks on September 12 at around midday.
We spoke for two minutes about this and that."
You won't see this story in any American
newspapers because it doesn't fit the plans
King George the Lyin' Hearted has made for building his Afghan pipeline and stealing Iraq's oil.
We're being led into a senseless war by an oil-greedy thief.
Would you sacrifice your son or daughter to make the B.F.E.E. even richer?
Subject: September 11 - the passenger lists
...the BBC is reporting that the transcript of a phone call made by Flight Attendant Madeline
Amy Sweeney to Boston air traffic controls shows that the flight attendant gave the seat numbers
occupied by the hijackers, seat numbers which were NOT the seats of the men the FBI claimed
were responsible for the hijacking!
Yes, not a single name on the US hijacker
list was on the official plane lists.
I believe that whatreallyhappened.com keeps a link to the passenger lists.
Not only that but SEVEN of the NINETEEN
turned up somewhere else.
The US ambassador to Morocco had to apologize publicly to one.
Again a thorough search of whatreallyhappened.com will turn up this information.
Meanwhile, the media and the Democrats sit back and watch the
Oh, sure, if it was Clinton's zipper, it would be front page news.
But it's only 3,000 dead in New York, so the media closes their eyes
and the Democrats cower in fear, begging "Please, Mr. Rove, don't hurt us!".
Crow for War
Of course, this is NOT from an American newspaper
"We are being dragged toward war with Iraq by such chickenhawks. The loudest voices
demanding war are those of men who once upon a time quietly skipped out on the fun in Vietnam...
The poster boy for draft-dodging, to hear
the media tell it, has long been Bill Clinton. But Clinton
also organized anti-war protests in the late 1960s, and years later, while running for office,
was thoroughly grilled by the media and the public for his Vietnam-era conduct.
By contrast, the chickenhawks weaseled out
of Vietnam while loudly proclaiming their support for it;
they've never once been called to account for doing so; and now, they want to send a new generation
of Americans into a Middle Eastern ground war."
The double-standard is loud and clear.
If Clinton smoked pot, he's a bad man.
If Bush was caught with a lot of cocaine, it's all in the past.
Clinton tried to stop a war, because he wanted fewer names on the Vietnam Memorial.
Bush loved that war, but was "unable" to get over there and help fight.
Clinton had contributors spend the night - Crime of the Century.
Bush does it, reporters never ask any questions about it.
The good puppy press loves their unelected president.
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"Should Republicans maintain or expand their
12-seat majority in the House and reverse
the Democrats' one-seat advantage in the Senate, Bush can tap into fresh support for the
unrealized parts of his agenda, including new tax cuts, partial privatization of Social Security,
school vouchers and federal support for religious groups' social programs."
--Ken Fireman, 2002 Election Is Key for Bush, newsday.com
Be Open About Our Detainees
by Helen Thomas
"The appellate court said, "It is the president who wields delicate, plenary and exclusive power . . .
as the sole organ of the federal government in the field of international relations -- a power which
does not require as a basis for its exercise an act of Congress."
That's a powerful conclusion giving the
administration free rein in such cases. It's one more example
of how some courts as well as Congress and many U.S. allies have bent over backward to accommodate
Bush in his war on terrorism. But democracy would be better served if America shows that even the
enemy can get a fair shake in its legal system."
Ever since we've known Bush, he'd rather take a life than not. Dim Son holds the western hemisphere
record for most state-sanctioned killings. Even during the debates, he giggled when talking about executing
black men who didn't have adequate legal representation at their trials. And when the debate was over,
the pundits fell all over themse;ves to say how "presidential" the iggling fool was.
Plus, he never bothered to read the Parole Board reports, always
opting for a staffer to "just tell me the highlights."
Of course, to keep his job, the staffer would always say, "He looks guilty, Sir."
Bush would always rather kill than whatever the alternative.
He's such a good Christian.
Was Hitler Dubya's grandpappy?
I saw a report on the web that Adolph Hitler once "dated" Prescott
Unconfirmed reports say George Herbert Herbert Bush might actually be Hitler's son.
Of course, since we don't print unfounded rumors on bartcop.com,
this report will not be published until we can nail down the definitive truth.
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"Wrapping myself in the flag and blindly following
the lead of a man who has never served
into the morass of an endless war is not my way of loving and serving my country."
-- Korean War veteran Wilson Powell, National Administrator of Veterans For Peace,
at their convention in Duluth, August 15-18, 2002
That crazy Vic I work with?
He might be an illogical, senile Republican racist, but damn,
he can cook.
He brought lunch today - three-cheese chicken on top of sausage mostachioli (sp?)
(served in a 8 x 12 x 4 corningware cooking container, it was so big)
topped with Canadian bacon, chased with real Eli's Chicago Cheesecake.
Eating where I work is like eating at a Vegas casino buffet.
I asked him how he does it and he answered,
"An Italian who can't cook is like a nigger who can't dance."
He's such a racist pig, but he cooks better than Mom.
read by dozens
Bush runs out of credit
The Democrats, of course, are terrified that their patriotism will be impugned; that some nasty
old rightwinger like Bill O'Reilly of Fox News will say horrid things about them. Someone needs
to tell the American people the truth: that whether or not the Iraq policy is right, the government's
methods of making its case have been staggeringly inept. Bush says he will "consult". But he is so
deeply committed rhetorically that he can only pull back from here with extreme loss of face.
If Bush is faced with a choice between starting an unnecessary war and looking an indecisive prat,
we can guess which way Bush will jump."
Sure, Bush will always choose the option with more death.
It's been his modus operandi for a decade.
"Q: Did Florida officials faithfully execute the state's election laws?
A: No. The New York Times and The Washington Post discovered evidence that Florida's governor,
secretary of state, and speaker of the House, all Republicans with close ties to George W. Bush, used
their offices to manipulate the election controversy and secure Bush's victory. During the controversy,
they collaborated either directly or through intermediaries with the legal and political advisers of George
W. Bush to: (1) put pressure on the state's top law firms not to work for Gore; (2) bend the rules on
absentee ballots to allow improperly marked absentee ballots to be counted; (3) block, stall or discredit
manual recounts; and (4) create fears of a constitutional crisis so that the U.S. Supreme Court would intervene."
You mean that lazy bastard stole his way into power?
"Any veteran has more moral authority
than the vice president of this country.
I'm not dying for oil and neither is my kid."
--Barry Hanson, a veteran of Vietnam, president of Veterans for Peace
It's up to you not to heed the call-up
'N' you must not act the way you were brought up
Who knows the reasons why you have grown up?
Who knows the plans or why they were drawn up?
All the young people down the ages
They gladly marched off to die
Proud city fathers used to watch them
Tears in their eyes
There is a rose that I want to live for
Although, God knows, I may not have met her
There is a dance an' I should be with her
There is a town - unlike any other
It's up to you not to hear the call-up
'N' you must not act the way you were brought up
-- The Clash
by The Pieman
I love your website. You hit the republinazis hard, which is just what's needed.
I wish you could be on radio. When people
call up the radio stations which play Limbaugh,
all the idiot station managers claim "we like him to be controversial, it gets ratings".
So? Why not have *you* on? You're guaranteed to piss off ditto-monkeys
& other non-thinkers and generate high ratings.
I think BartCop Radio would rock!
It would be just like this page - mostly goofy crap with the occasional perfect bulls eye!
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Are you also familiar with the (G-rated) website "Mr. T'inator"?
You might enjoy it. Here's a link to what bartcop.com looks like through the "Mr. T'inator".
I pity the fool that don't go to:
You had asked readers for what they'd like to
see more of/less of.
Since I'm a female, I'd like to request equal time for pix of cute guys. ;)
But, I have no pictures of 'cute guys.'
I really enjoy reading your opinions on news stories.
Don't ever stop swinging the hammer.
Thanks, I will continue.
One Saudi royal told the AP that the
September 11 attacks were arranged by the Israelis
and the American government. Quote, "Do you know how many Jews in the World Trade
Center didn't go to work in that day?" he asked. No, but I know of at least one Saudi idiot
who hasn't gone to work a day in his life and ought to know better than to blame America
or Israel for terrorist acts by Saudi citizens."
--Paul Begala, Crossfire, 09/02/02
I had to read that one twice. Whenever I see the phrase
"that idiot never worked a day in his life," I think about the stupid Bush boy.
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Subject: Vegas Shennanigans
Did you hear the Vegas shennanigans on the Wisconsin/UNLV
Badgers were giving four and HEAVY action by Badger fans on the Badgers.
Lights go out in the fourth quarter with the Badgers leading 27-7 and 52 mins into the game.
First Explanation was car hit light pole, then found to be bogus.
Only the stadium lights went out.
Sports book rules are that games have to go 55
mins to be "official."
Lot of pissed of Badger fans/bettors. Vegas strikes again.
Please investigate this when you are out there for the Badger State.
I'm not sure "Vegas strikes again," is accurate,
but if I hear anything I'll be sure and post the update.
"Ralph Nader! I can never see you without
feeling the same way,
and which is grateful that you helped elect our president and defeat Al Gore.
So thanks very much for that."
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