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Quotes
"Our country is for sale. The food we eat,
the water we drink, the air we breathe
is for sale to the highest bidder.
Our safety, our children, our lives are likewise for sale.
You don't get health care -- you buy
health care. You don't get justice -- you buy justice,
and you sure don't get freedom -- you
fight
for it."
--Marc Ash, truthout.org
I'd like to buy this guy a drink.
The
Saddam in Rumsfeld’s Closet 
commondreams.org/views02/0802-01.htm
Excerpts:
Throughout the period that Rumsfeld was
Reagan’s Middle East envoy, Iraq was
frantically purchasing hardware from American
firms, empowered by the White House to sell.
In 1984, Donald Rumsfeld was in a position
to draw the world’s attention to Saddam’s chemical threat.
He was in Baghdad as the UN concluded that
chemical weapons had been used against Iran. He was
armed with a fresh communication from the
State Department that it had “available evidence” Iraq was
using chemical weapons. But Rumsfeld said
nothing.
Of course Rummy said nothing - that's how the B.F.E.E.
works.
They make a profit on the front end selling weapons to "Hitlers,"
then they steal an election and risk soldiers' lives to make
a profit on the war.
John Madden calls that move "a double dipper."
Subject: Wellstone: accident or murder?
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2002/oct2002/well-o29.shtml
In the current climate of war, repression and right-wing provocation,
it is perfectly reasonable to ask whether Wellstone was the victim
of a political killing.
Subject: PigBoy
Congratulations on your quoting the filthy
pig's lies on a daily basis.
Looks like you found someone to monitor
this lying devil's radio show!
Good.
It has been my opinion for over 10 years
now that this evil entity is the most
vicious and dangerous person in America
today. It's too bad most people
write him off as some kind of a joke.
His ditto-heads actually believe his
spins and lies, as he greedily deposits
his latest millions in the bank.
What a farce! And how stupid are some Americans?
Ann Rose
This Boondocks was censored in Seattle.
If you read this, you just might be a terrorist.
I'm making
a list...
Quotes
"Well it’s too late, we waited too long.
...over the weekend Sweden invaded
Iraq."
--
Dave
El
Rojo: The Hijacking Pt 2
A true 1969 story by Christian
Livemore
Excerpt:
He boarded his connecting flight in Jacksonville
early and found a seat in the front near the cockpit.
The man next to him was on his way to the
Super Bowl game in Miami — New York Jets and Baltimore Colts.
“Do you mind going by way of Havana?” Reds asked.
“No sir, I sure don’t,” the man said, then got
up and moved quickly to the rear of the plane.
click to order
More on Paul Wellstone
Yesterday's Nasdaq
That's a lot of damage for one moron to cause in one day.
So far today, the Dow's only down 130 - not bad for a Republican president.
Quotes
"The House and Senate have passed a resolution
to allow Bush to attack Iraq.
The bill still needs approved by Barbara
Streisand and Harry Belafonte first.
--Leno
http://www.asticles.com/asticles/tomdick.htm
Excerpt:
"Auditors studying the financial records
of federal government
departments...cannot account for tens of
billions of dollars."
New & improved mirror page - http://www.bartcop.com/mirrors.htm
Print this out at home so you can get around Ashcroft's filters
at work.
In America
it's a crime to try
to get
around government
censorship
to read the Internet.
- just like in China.
Robert Blake's Lawyer Quits
Excerpt:
Harland Braun said on Monday he is quitting
as attorney for Robert Blake because Blake
has "an emotional need" to do an on-camera
television interview that could harm his case.
Braun said Blake decided to do an on-camera,
jailhouse interview on Friday with Diane Sawyer,
one of the most highly-paid prostitutes
in America.
"If you don't answer all the questions,
you look guilty. If they cut you off before you answer,
you look guilty. If you do well, they say
you're just an actor. It's a no-brainer," said Braun.
But Mr. Braun - it's Diane Sawyer, patron saint of morons and
idiots.
If not for Cokie Roberts, she'd be the stupidest prostitute in
all media.
Remember that interview she did with Michael Jackson where she
let him claim that there
was never any sexual allegations against him and Sawyer sat there
like moldy bread and
let him get away with it? Blake's gotta be as smart as
Michael Jackson, right?
Asked for a quote, Blake said, "Deese, dem and does."
Quotes
"Stockton, California is naming an elementary
school after President Bush.
They are naming the nurses office after
Dick Cheney."
--Conan
The Rev. Fred Phelps of www.godhatesfags.com
plans to protest Paul Wellstone's funeral.
Rev. Phelps is known nationwide for his intense anti-gay, hateful
language.
He is a true Republican, hating people that God instructs him
to hate.
From his website: "God hates..." (you can fill in the blank with whatever minority Rush says)
He protested at the funeral services for Matthew Shepard (D-Gay)
and others for whom
the good reverend had orders from God to hate. I have a favor
to ask: Please no not bring
your Minneapolis phone books to the service and beat the living
bejeezus out of the "reverend."
That would be wrong.
Subject: Gulf War Veterans
Bart,
Another gone nuts vet from the gulf war,
this time in Arizona.
What is it with these guys? Were they poisoned?
I thought you might have some insight.
Rossy Mole
Rush says "Gulf War Syndrome is not even
a recognized disease,"
because we can't blame St George the First for anything, so the
vets who've
given birth to children with severe birth defects, ...I
guess, ...should "knock it off." .
The Pentagon says 10,000 men have deformed kids, itching skin,
rashes, diminished immune
systems and God knows what else from the Gulf War, but it's in
our "national interests" to make
the Bush Family even wealthier so those whining Vets just need
to shut their ungrateful mouths, I guess.
These men were willing to sacrifice their lives for this country
and we sweep their problems under the rug
and tell them to go straight to hell. I don't know
why active soldiers are still willing to take that, knowing
former soldiers are being lied to and defacated on by the all-oil-all-the-time
government.
Yet they looooooooooooove George Bush, the rich, elitist
snot whose daddy bought his safety by hiding him
in a sold out National Guard unit that Bush eventually deserted
for a years-long coke binge in Mexico.
The
Whore Street Journal
The cock-fighting Republican paper of record
http://www.opinionjournal.com/columnists/kstrassel/?id=95000940
Excerpt:
Hillary Clinton is a chicken. That's the
verdict of a scrappy little industry
known for its breeding and selling of fighting
poultry.
Last week the junior pullet from New York
co-sponsored an amendment to the
Democrats' farm bill that would have banned
the interstate shipment of game fowl.
Such roosters, you'll remember, are known
primarily as the majestic creatures
that participate in cockfights.
Oh, yeah!
There's nothing more "majestic" than two birds tearing each other's
eyeballs out with razors.
And that awful Hillary is trying to stop this most noble of
Republican "sports?"
..
I'm
John Fund.
I
beat women - got any?
When
I get done beating a woman,
there's
nothing
I like more than a good cockfight.
I
don't have a cock myself - I just like to watch.
Beating
bitches and fighting cocks!
Is
America great or what?
Quotes
"I have been reading and rereading what Mr.
Belafonte said and I am trying
to find where there is something inaccurate
about what he said, and I can't find it.
Do I agree with Mr. Belafonte's analogy?
Yes, completely."
--Rep. John Conyers Jr., a Democrat with a
pulse
http://doody36.home.attbi.com/liberty.htm
Bush's
Fall
by Dick Morris, who Rush says is smart and honest
http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/60760.htm
Excerpt:
"Just when control of Congress hangs in the balance,
Bush is losing the popularity he needs to
gain control of the Senate and keep the
House. According to Fox News, Bush's job approval
has slipped to 60 percent, from 66 percent
two weeks ago and 69 percent in August.
His personal favorability has dropped to
62 percent from 72 percent in August.
For the first time since 9/11, Bush's job-approval
ratings have dropped below those Clinton
maintained throughout his second term,
even in the midst of impeachment proceedings."
click
to visit Dick
Morris's web page
I posted my Top Ten differences between the B.F.E.E. and
the Sopranos
over at the alt.tv.sopranos newsgroup and this was mentioned
in a reply:
My favourite uncorrupted politician just
died in a plane crash.
Only person in Congress who didn't get
a dime of Enron money.
I've listened to Limbaugh. He's a blowhard.
I still remember the time he dared a liberal
to call in and argue some point
he thought he had cleverly made up.
I called in, got through, and waited
through the entire show, listening to him
pronounce on the air that obviously
liberals are cowards because nobody had
bothered calling in.
lazarus
By the way, if you're a Sopranos fan, you have to visit
that group after each show.
It's like watching each episode a few more times.
Quotes
“The threat environment we find ourselves in
today is as bad as it was ...Sept. 11.
It is serious, they’ve reconstituted.
They are coming after us. They intend to strike again.”
--CIA Director George Tenet, explaining why the Bush boy still takes month-long
vacations
click
Comes
a Time
by William Rivers Pitt
http://www.truthout.org/docs_02/10.28A.wrp.comes.time.htm
Excerpt:
Padilla is an American citizen. If an American
citizen can be held indefinitely on the word of the
Bush administration, then private homes
of American citizens are subject to searches based upon
Section 213, so long as the Bush administration
decides to label that citizen 'suspicious.'
The Fourth, Fifth, Sixth and Fourteenth
Amendments to the Constitution were cast aside with the
passage of this Act. When questioned about
it before the Senate, John Ashcroft, U.S. Attorney
General and the highest law official in
the land, said, "To those who scare peace-loving people
with phantoms of lost liberty; my message
is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists - for they
erode our national unity and diminish
our resolve."
So much, then, for the First Amendment.
This story from yesterday?
The one I guessed was probably a not-too-funny gag?
> Democratic
Senator to be Assassinated Soon
> Assassination
teams actively preparing hit
> May 25th 2001 - by Voxfux
I'm told the meta tags in this story mention only Carnahan
and Wellstone.
Funny - the writer knew it would be Wellstone and failed to mention
it?
The story, and the site, is a fraud.
From: Don Tomberlin
Subject: Exhibit "B"
There is no need for a rebuttal you frickin' Socialist.
A slap at Bush "would" be bullshit, and
the "Dozens" of attacks
on Slick Willie by the "above 38" would
be true.
Please....move to France FreakBoy...
Don
Don, good to meet you.
It's rare that I run into someone whose IQ is less than 64
Subject: my private opinion
... they killed Wellstone
We no longer have a democracy.
- Erik from Minnesota
Subject: I need help
Can you help out a friend of mine?
My friend Dan needs some ammunition to use against
his conservative mother, who sent him these
articles about how tight Clinton and Enron were.
Since I've become something of a local switchboard
by e-mailing lots of political stuff to my friends
(including forwarding lots of Bartcop stuff!),
people tend to come to me for help in situations like this
when I don't have facts at the ready.
Might you?
Thanks!
Buck Hakes
Buck, I have experience dealing with conservative mothers.
First, always remember they are lying. They are incapable
of telling the truth.
Clinton kicked their ass and took "their" White House from them
- twice - so they hate him
and they will spread any lie, no matter how vicious, in an attempt
to get even with him.
It's difficult to quantify "how tight" Clinton was with Enron,
but suffice it to say Clinton didn't
stock his cabinet with current and former Enron executives the
way President Pinhead did.
That crap about Kennyboy staying at the Clinton White House was
just as true as the stories
that they trashed the White House, stripped Air Force One, murdered
Vince Foster, Hillary
refused to meet with the Gold Star Mothers and Ollie the Traitor
warned Gore about bin Laden.
This is how Hannity, Rush, Laura, Bill Bennett, Michael Medved,
Fox News, CNN and the
rest of the dirty, soiled whores make their money - fabricating
stupid lies about the Clintons.
Remember "The Clinton Death Count?"
To this day, Falwell masturbates to that video.
If Clinton had committed one percent of the crimes the wacko right
claim, proof would exist
and the radical bastards of the ditto-monkey House would've impeached
him for real crimes
instead of a half-assed consensual affair that didn't amount
to half a hill of beans.
It's important to dismiss these nutty allegations quickly, because
they have 600 more coming right
behind this one. They'd love for you to spend a week refuting
their horseshit, because as soon as
you do, they'll say, "Well, what about
this charge?" and it never ends.
It's too bad we no longer have a free press in this country.
The rest of the world wonders why we crucified the best president
we ever had.
Joe Conason's Journal
Bush's
sagging poll numbers
Jeb
panders to the evangelicals
http://www.salon.com/politics/conason/2002/10/28/bush/index.html?x
Excerpt:
"That trouble includes the possible return of
"little brother" to the private sector next January.
Jeb Bush has been out trolling for votes
amongst the fundamentalists. He tells the Christian
Coalition pamphleteers that Jesus is his
"personal saviour," and they tell the gullible that the
governor is a "real Christian," as if the
Almighty had personally informed them that McBride
is an infidel. But what the right-wing
activists neglected to explain as they handed out their
Florida voter guides is how Jesus would
have regarded a Tallahassee Caesar with a bogus
"blind trust, a dubious sibling hawking
"educational" software and strangely convenient
relationships with big campaign donors
like the company putting up an environmentally
unsound cement plant near a sensitive,
beloved river. Or are all those issues outside the
realm of Pat Robertson's golden-calf theology?"
Deeper
Into the Big Muddy
by Robert Parry
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2002/102702a.html
Excerpt:
On the campaign trail this fall, George
W. Bush has been selling his hard-line
foreign policy as a strategy for protecting
Americans. But the opposite now
appears to be true: Bush’s tough-guy rhetoric
in the face of complex world
problems is adding to the dangers confronting
Americans.
click for more Pieman
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