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Quotes
"Like Liddy, Poindexter and North, Kissinger
has been helped back from eternal obscurity
by a deep desire on the part of the
nation's conservatives to avenge past humiliations,
when men they saw as heroes were forced
to answer to the law, and sometimes go to jail...
Kissinger's second act is sweeter than
most - his murky past has not only gone unpunished,
it now looks like the unsettling prologue
for US policy in years to come."
--Julian Borger, Henry's revenge, guardian.co.uk
Bush Cuts Pay Raises for Federal Workers
Excerpt:
Citing a state of national emergency brought
on by last year's disasterous tax cuts,
President Bush on Friday slashed the pay
raises most civilian federal workers were
to receive starting in January
"My super-rich friends needed those extra millions
for the buying opportunities
created when I trashed the Clinton
Miracle," confessed the Unelected Fraud.
Ted
Bundy and George W
The striking similarities between two evil Republicans, both
born in 1946 --
Subject: Help_me_understand_Rule_#1.please_
Hello Bartcop!
Examples:
What Gore (and Dashle) did was tell the
truth - they broke Bart's Law #1
Ron Sheridan
Politicians who tell the truth can't get elected.
Voters want to be lied to - they won't vote for a man telling
the truth.
In 1984, Mondale said "I'll raise your taxes, Reagan will, too."
Reagan promised he wouldn't, but he was lying and he did raise
taxes.
People didn't want to hear the truth. Mondale was an idiot to
level with them.
Gore said there's a right-wing media bias - they pounded him for
that.
Daschle said Rush causes the ditto-monkeys to threaten people
- they pounded him.
People won't vote for an athiest, either.
They want a "good Christian man, with a wife and 2.5 kids," as
though believing in God
and having a wife and kids makes a man a better candidate.
It's all a sham - witness the Unelected Fraud. Years ago he said,
"I could never run for office,
because I'm basically a media creation," but all he had
to do is buy a stupid ranch and say
"I'm compassionate," and suddenly he was qualified to run Planet
Earth.
People are _so stupid_ they refuse to hear, "You must go to the
dentist."
They want to hear, "Candy and pizza for every meal and screw
that dentist."
Reagan, Bush and Bush all ran on the idea that we can have tax
cuts and build up the military
and it won't cause deficits, and people know that's false, but
they loooooooove hearing it.
They also love to hear, "God will protect us from the terrorists."
Yeah, right.
Bart, that atheist Boy Scout you mentioned Friday?
He refused to lie about believing in the
magic ghost in he sky, so they booted him,
He told me about it when he posed for this
picture.
TLM
Thanks to Darrell Lambert.
You got guts, Dude!
Quotes
"To do harm to another person or group of persons
is evil. This definition fits
what Republicans do to the unfortunate
in our society. Therefore, Republicans are evil...
Republicans look at it this way--when
one of their friends is out of work it's a disaster but,
when 800,000 are out of work it's just
a statistics. This is an evil attitude."
--Norm Walker, Evil is as evil does, liberalslant.com
Protesting
junior's crappy little war
by Michael Bersin
November 10, 2002
This is an incomplete story.
Someone determined, somehow, that Peter J McCoy was the man who
took Rush's place in
the draft when his butt was infected and his rich Daddy used
his political influence to keep
young Rusty safe from harm, just like the Unelected Fraud in
the White House.
(Funny that the military boys love Bush and Rush,
even tho they both used money and political
power to sheild themselves from harm, while Bill Clinton was
working to have FEWER names
on the Vietnam Veteran's Memorial Wall. Don't we all wish
there were fewer names on this wall?)
As you can see, Peter J McCoy didn't make it back.
If anyone knows about this story, or how it was determined that
McCoy was unlucky
enough not to be born with a rich daddy, please contact bartcop.com
Thanks to Ken Sawyer, Alpha Co. 3rd Recon veteran for the picture.
Quotes
"Ultra-conservative talk shows dominate AM
radio's one-way street. The hosts' screeners
let opposition callers through in only
token numbers and only to be steamrolled. You can't win
an argument against the guy who controls
the squelch button. Audiences in the millions are
harangued for hours daily with the
message that everyone who isn't vividly conservative is liberal
-- and liberals are stupid, venal and
unpatriotic if not outright disloyal. Talk radio is rewriting the
political language. Even traditional
social programs are now "socialism." Environmentalists are
wackos. Taxation is theft. Public
schools are being morphed into "government schools."
"Moderate talk radio" is an oxymoron
and the last in-your-face liberal with national potential,
Alan Berg, was machine-gunned to death
by white supremacists in the driveway in 1984."
--Tom Teepen, Talk radio is serious politics, charlotte.com
VCR Alert - There are only two Sopranos episodes left.
Quotes
"We have over 450 members of the Armed Forces
in the audience tonight.
What are you guys doing here?
Have we caught bin Laden?"
-- Leno
From politicalstrikes.com
Lemme get this straight: They can attack a president
with repeated,
proven lies, false accusations and unproved allegations;
They can impeach a president for wanting to keep
an affair a secret;
They can make political cartoons that ridicule
a U.S. president
about those affairs, girls in berets, blue dresses
or cigars...
But all of a sudden it's NOT okay to ridicule
a U.S. president
over his stupidity and perceived lack of intelligence?
Further proof that when anyone refers to a "liberal
media", they are
either Ignorant, lying or have their head up
their nether region.
What does
Marty E! have today?
Ian Fleming wrote 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?'
France re-interred the remains of Alexandre Dumas.
A shark bit an attorney & spit him out (professional courtesy?).
Rosie O'Donnell is a mother, again.
The Doors are reforming with Ian Astbury & Stewart Copeland.
And, 'Bambi' Bembenek jumped out a window,
broke her foot & had to have it amputated.
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Quotes
"Our slumping economy, our threatened environment,
our underfunded schools, our corporate
scandals - these are not issues that
you will hear discussed by the White House, but they are
being talked about by people who don't
have the power to define the nation's agenda....
If the new, razor-thin Republican majority
abuses its power and moves forward with an
extreme agenda that overlooks the concerns
of the many and benefits only the privileged few,
there will be repercussions.“
-- Jim Jeffords
You can tell he was once a Republican, because he has not forgotten
how to fight back.
The Democrats, of course, are too afraid to speak up.
Mr Rove wouldn't like that.
"You Democrats!
Remain silent!"
"Yes,
Mr. Rove..."
Quotes
"Hope you all had a good Thanksgiving!
I had a good time.
I do the same thing I do every year
– I dangle my nieces and nephews from a balcony."
--Conan
Solaris
A movie review without spoilers.
Go ahead and read it, I won't tell you any more than you already
know.
U.S.
Facing Bigger $200 Billion Cost For Iraq War
With no allies, your lost pension is paying for this war
Bush Family expects to make $60 billion in 2003, plus
the oil
Excerpt:
If the fighting is protracted, and Saddam blows up his oil fields,
most economists believe the indirect costs
of the war could be
much greater, reverberating through the
U.S. economy for many years.
Well, that's OK, at long as the Unelected Thief gets to steal
that oil, that's important.
Add in the thousands of men who will get Gulf
War Syndrome II and you
begin to understand how much American lives mean to this mean
and stupid drunk.
I'm
gonna be super-rich, just like my contributors.
Besides,
those soldiers love smart guys like me.
It's
my country and nobody can stop me.
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Quotes
"The President of South Africa is taking golf
lessons
so that he can golf with Bush when
they meet.
This is true. He’s also hitting himself
in the head
with a brick so that he can play Scrabble
with Bush."
-- Conan
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Reefer
Madness
by Bill Keller NYWTimes
Excerpt:
"Bush’s drug czar “is a veteran of the conservative
political bunkers, where pot is viewed as
a manifestation of moral degeneracy. "It's
still about the war in Vietnam and growing your hair long,"
says Mark Kleiman, a drug law expert at
U.C.L.A. and a thoughtful centrist in a debate monopolized
by extremes. "It's the 60's being replayed
again and again and again - the S.D.S. versus the football team."
For this White House, to give ground on
pot would be a moral surrender....
The moralistic drug war has overstuffed
our prisons, left communities fatherless, fed corruption, consumed
vast quantities of law enforcement time
and money, and led us into some cynical foreign ventures, all without
making drugs scarcer or more expensive.
Legalization, on the other hand, means less crime and inner-city misery,
but more addicts....Drug reform requires
not only money, creativity and patience, but also the political courage
to face down ideologues. And political
courage, you may have noticed, is a lot harder to come by than drugs. “
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