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"American prayed that war wouldn't be necessary,
and now they pray that the peace will be just."
-- the Corrupt Commander in Chief
The second line might be true, but not the
first. A slight majority of American were salivating
for this war because YOU said Saddam was minutes away from gassing New York, you lying,
blood-thirsty, warmongering, greedy SOB.
YOU promised us the Saddam had WMD for
a fact, and had to be taken out immediately.
Your exact words were "Fuck Saddam, we're taking him out," and then you gave your trademark little smirk.
traded the lives of 137 brave Americans for personal family wealth.
YOU should be put in prison for the lives you threw away and the crimes you commit every day.
Never had a job, never earned anything, never worked a day his entire life.
Attackers lobbed two grenades into a U.S. Army compound Thursday, wounding seven soldiers
just hours after the Americans had fired on Iraqi protesters in the street outside, and just hours prior
to the Unelected Chimp declaring that major combat in Iraq is finished
This will never end.
The never-elected Moron wanted that oil so much, he was willing to accept another Lebanon.
The GOP and their right-wing press spend so much time talking about Somalia, where we lost 18,
so nobody remembers the 240 Marines who died in Lebanon because the GOP thought it would be
wise to occupy a country full of suicide bombers.
"Sacrifices have to be made - my family has a right to control Earth'e resources!"
One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
Visit The Devil's Dictionary (2003 SXSW Finalist, Weird/Extreme Category)
"Does America still want to hear the Dixie
after the pecking they gave the president?"
-- CNN promo, ready to cover the GOP-staged riot at tonight's Dixie Chicks opening concert.
The whoring never stops.
CNN is doing all they can to cause a riot tonight at their first concert tonight in Carolina.
Koresh knows what the dirty, stinking whores at FOX are doing.
I expect Clear Channel to urge a public lynching,
because they only have 1200+ radio stations and
they need to impress Mikey Powell so they can make their fascist, Republican asses even richer.
Even if only ten people protest, tomorrow's headlines will
"America rejects Chicks - careers doomed."
How can we live in a country of Republican whores?
It gets harder every day.
threatens liberalslant.com with lawsuit
Jackson Thoreau wrote a column, weenies cry "slander!"
I expect this to be removed from your website immediately, or you will be hearing from our attorney.
We have never, and would never, advocate the murder of a child due to someone's political beliefs.
This is in fact libelous, and you should know better than to publish crap like this. Jackson used the
phrase 'hateful, venomous propaganda.' This repugnant article is nothing but hateful, venomous propaganda.
If Jackson Thoreau really wanted to be a journalist, he could have contacted me personally and
asked me who we are and what we stand for.
They should sue Ol' Bart for damaging their "reputation" by exposing them as gutless cowards.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster
than any invention
in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."
Wing Loves Rev. Al Sharpton
by Joe Conason
As a newly declared candidate for the Democratic Presidential nomination, Mr. Sharpton
has garnered the chortling support of almost every conservative pundit in the nation. They’re
suddenly as eager to see Mr. Sharpton on television as the reverend himself. Republicans who
once condemned him as a blight upon America, and wished to see him banished from the airwaves,
are now hoping that he will never disappear—at least not until sometime after Election Day 2004.
A prominent Republican fund-raiser who called Bill Clinton "a lawbreaker and a terrible
example to our nation's young people" has pleaded guilty to production of child pornography.
Richard Delgaudio admitted taking lewd photographs
of a 16-year-old girl.
In some of the photos, he was engaged in sex with her, court records show.
It's always the same story.
Every one of the Clinton accusers has a naked little boy tied to a bed face-down
or they are philandering woman-beaters like John Fund, ...and if that's not true,
why doesn't John Fund sue me for saying it?
I can't sue because it's true.
Bart's right - I'm a guilty, worthless scumbag.
CNN reports a DOZEN Dixie Chick tickets from the first
concert in Greenvill, Carolina
were traded in for some "help the soldiers" concert, no doubt organized by Clear Channel.
Remember what I said a few days ago?
Clear Channel can ban their records and organize
protests and hire thugs to burn Dixie Chicks CDs
in front of the Bush good-puppy-media cameras, but the only REAL test is if the public chooses to vote
against the Dixie Chgicks by staying home from a concert they've already paid for.
It seems as tho the "outrage" Clear Channel has
manufactured to assassinate the character of anyone
who believes in free speech is about as sincere as America's "support" for murdering Baghdad.
Screw the Clear Channel fascists.
Screw the FOX Whore fascists.
And screw the once-free, good-puppy press for selling out and joining the B.F.E.E. payroll.
Their motto: Protect
and prop up the man who wasn't elected.
Screw the truth, and print what Mr Rove tells us to print.
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Here's $15 for The Hammer.
Sorry I've been so stingy lately.
Bartcop keeps hope alive -- who can put a price on that?
Tory, that was nice - thanks.
Conservative culture warriors conduct political debate like a corporate ad campaign.
They're always on-message: same targets, same smarmy techniques. It's political journalism,
Enron style. (They're also better paid. Democrats, alas, have no wacky tycoons to match
Rev. Moon, Rupert Murdoch and Richard Mellon-Scaife.)
wartime, political propaganda descends to the pro-wrestling level.
They didn't think so under Bill Clinton, but because our glorious leader symbolizes the nation,
questioning President Junior's sublime wisdom has become ipso facto anti-American.
Like the sheep in Orwell's Animal Farm, true believers make up the majority of every
strongman's chanting mob--from Julius Caesar to Saddam Hussein
by Subversive Mike
I wonder what kind of poker player President Knucklehead is. President Bush looked into Vladimir Putin's eyes,
saw deep into his soul and found a man he could trust. I wonder what Vladimir saw. President Bush thinks he has wisdom.
He looks into the camera with the earnestness of a loyal dog. He declares war and tax cuts and prescription drug benefits
with the heavy responsibility of learned wisdom dripping from his voice.
But something tells me that he is bluffing.
There is no 'there' there. He huffs and he puffs and he has a huge bankroll
that allows him to huff and puff even more. But, I think he's holding a pair of deuces.
"Bush is a moron, he doesn't understand the
economy, he has no
relation to California and he's going down in November 2004."
--Bob Mulholland, spokesman for California Democratics, just telling the truth
The Vidiot has a few things on her mind
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Have you noticed that the Bush administration is threatening Canada now. The Canadian government
is planning to reduce the penalties for possession of marijuana, and your drug czar has said that if it does
Canada will be guilty of chemical warfare against the U. S. and will be treated accordingly.
They're printing the decks of cards now.
Less than a month after your ambassador told us you guys would always be there for us.
Diplomacy at its finest.
Commentary by Barry Crimmins
The US is withdrawing all of its combat units from Saudi Arabia so that they are in less danger
of being hit by friendly fire should Bush decide to add the world's largest oil reserve to his collection.
I guess we shouldn't be surprised that an
American military, brimming with national guardsmen,
would have a predilection for firing into crowds.
In an attempt to make amends for the incident
in which American soldiers killed at least 15 Iraqis and
wounded another 65, the US is considering funding a university in Falluja, where the massacre took place.
The proposed name? Qent State.
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corporate Assassins smack Banfield
...but there IS a solution
By now, we all know that the ONLY way that Republicans win elections (getting millions of
Americans to vote against their own best interest) is through (a. the incompetence and servility
of democrats, and, b. -) the mastery of Marketing and PR.
Since the days of Reagan, repub. operatives
have known that you could SLASH housing for
disabled seniors, if you get prime news-time showing you cutting the ribbon to the opening of
one of the remaining such facilities. [from a Bill Moyers media-in-politiccs video series from
the '80s, featuring an interview with Leslie Stahl in this example.]
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This is a quick note to go with my paypal contribution of $30.
Giving up any money at all ever for me is
... a challenge ... but in the end, the fact was,
your website was worth it. I discovered you in Jan of 01, and have religiously (ahem)
read you ever since.
The amount of effort you (and the rest of
the DNC team) put into your site is astounding,
and has certainly given me more info (and anger) than any local paper. So if I can spend
$1.50 a week on that, I can help you too. I may be stingy, but I try to be fair.
So here is a six month advance on the lowest
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I'll be watching for my umbrella and tote bag in the mail.
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M, you got in at a good time.
I fear we will soon have to raise the lowest level to $6.50, as the streaming company
is insisting on $1.50 from each subscriber, and PayPal needs their 10% out of what's left.
Of course, anyone in before the increase will have full
New: PayPal now accepts credit cards
Some people have tried to contribute/subscribe with credit cards.
So I went to the bank a while back and asked for those forms.
They gave me a 60-page pile of legal papers to fill out - and who has the time?
Besides, they asked what kind of business I had, so I told them I had a dot.com.
They asked what I sold and (at the time), and I'm always honest
(cough) so I said "Nothing."
They asked if I made a profit and I said, "Not yet," so they gave me non-profit papers to fill out.
It all went nowhere, and I had to tell the people who wanted to
subscribe/contribute by CC
that I was unable to accept their money for now. (I really need a business manager) but perhaps
this revelation from PayPal changes things. Koresh, I hope so, because doing the paperwork
for the dozens of $5 BCR subscribers has become an ongoing nightmare.
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It's been a bad TV week for vice presidents.
On West Wing, VP Otter was caught having an affair
with a Latrishia Baldridge-type, (shudder)
and he gave away national security secrets so he resigned when he got caught. I think it would've
been more real to have him fall off the wagon and spill the secrets while drunk, but maybe Sorkin
didn't want to bring up the whole relapse thing to give a boost to those still struggling.
...and NBC's promo department, after lying to us twice, now swears Zoey will be kidnapped next week.
So now we need to talk about 24
Jack is a Democrat, fighting to PREVENT an illegal B.F.E.E.
takeover of the Middle East.
The producers of 24 didn't see it coming, so their story in is the can and it's not their fault if the B.F.E.E.
is acting just like the evil / CIA/ renagade / oil company / bastards who have stolen America's Social
Security lock box to finance their illegal takeover of the whole f-ing world.
Keifer knows what's going on. Considering the time
lag, he might be ahead of the curve
Check out the nice bartcop.com mention on Wednesday's 24.
North Korea Connection
How did Rimmy help ABB's deal to build nuclear reactors there?
And how can they still say "It's Clinton's fault?" (Because the press helps them)
Engineering giant ABB, which signed the contract in early 2000, well before Rumsfeld gave up his board seat
and joined the Bush administration. Rumsfeld, the only American director on the ABB board from 1990 to
early 2001, has never acknowledged that he knew the company was competing for the nuclear contract.
Nor could FORTUNE find any public reference to what he thought about the project. In response to
questions about his role in the reactor deal, the Defense Secretary's spokeswoman Victoria Clarke told
Newsweek in February that "there was no vote on this" and that her boss "does not recall it being brought
before the board at any time."
Well, if Rummy says he didn't give nukes to the North Korean Axis
of Evil, then the press should stop
pestering him because Rummy's our War Minister - hand-picked by God's hand-picked man which is
GW Never-Elected. This CANNOT be legal, crucifying a hero like Rummy just because he gave nukes
to the enemy. Hell, it's a long-held GOP tradition, from Prescott Bush arming Hitler to Poppy Bush arming
Hezzbollah and Islamic Jihad to Poppy arming Saddam, Noriega and bin Laden. Hell,
President Weak & Stupid sent $42 to the Taliban the year they attacked us - so the press should back off.
"Bart is right - this is an illegal inquiry and must be stopped right away.
Besides, I saw Clinton with a blonde last night - I don't know why the press can't do
their jobs and cover the real news ...like our man Tim Russert at NBC News"
Janeane Garofalo is co-hosting this am on 'The View'
Tonight's speechifying will blow the sweeps scheduling to hell
Lisa Marie Presley is on Leno
Are you liberal or conservative - a quiz
Pavarotti has some cool friends
Bill Clinton in Mexico
'Jerry Springer - The Opera' doing big box office in London
Jane Goodall honored by Harvard
Mr. T suing Best Buy
Metallica at San Quentin
(They were using Napster)
Twisted Sister & the USO
Jeff Conaway, Mandalay Bay & a lawsuit
Jean-Claude Van Damme in 'Swan Lake'
Alabama's obscenity law is illegal
The White House Correspondents Dinner, with a link for more.
"Every time the president's come to California
he's gone to parts of the state that might not
have voted for him, because he's come as president of all the people. I think it's a tribute to
the fact that this president cares about all Californians and particularly cares about Californians
who have lost their job or have not been able to obtain a job."
--Gerry Parsky, Bush's top California adviser, who failed to mention that Bush gave Kennyboy the green ligh
to rape Califonris to the tune of $500 million per day.
If we had a free press in America, they would call Bush on shit
like this - but we don't.
This is an observation, not a complaint.
April was a dismal fund-raising month for bartcop.com
Some days, I picture myself back at the car lot, listening to Vic the Racist screaming,
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Oh, don't get me wrong, we gained some subscribers, but we lost
You see, I have a combative nature (I used a word nobody else used to cloak their identity).
It's not my intention to burn a lot of bridges, but sometimes things need to be said and Koresh
knows Christian earns her paycheck every month - which is zero - advising me to "Let is go."
(Those cowards at revoketheoscar.com should send Christian a gift basket.)
I realize I'm in a LOT better position than some people - after all, I have electricity.
I also have cable TV, I have heat, and no creditors have called so far this week.
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They always give the newbies the every-day collection calls to see who has the stomach and who doesn't,
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