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 Monday    October 6, 2003


"When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia destroyed his life on drugs.
  And yet he's being honored, like some godlike figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks."
    --the vulgar Pigboy, 1995, calling for the heads of drug users

 Bush Family Babysitter Killed in Fairfax 
  How can a car suddenly be in gear?

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 A babysitter for the family of Marvin Bush was found dead Monday night outside the family's
 Fairfax County home, and police said that she had been crushed when her car rolled into her,
 pinning her between the vehicle and an outbuilding on the property.

 The vehicle had been in gear, police said, and appeared to have rolled in her direction when
 Champagne was in front of it.


"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?
  I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.' "
   - "singer" Jessica Simpson, giving Dubya competition in the stupid department

 "Chickens can't swim, can they?"

 Limbaugh In The Shadow Of His Own Words 

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"There's nothing good about drug use. We know it. It destroys individuals. It destroys families.
 Drug use destroys societies. Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have
 laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. And the laws are good
 because we know what happens to people in societies and neighborhoods which become
 consumed by them. And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be
 accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up."

 And this includes zillionaire radio hosts? Hmmm....

"...too many whites are getting away with drug use. Too many whites are getting away with drug sales.
 Too many whites are getting away with trafficking in this stuff. The answer to this disparity is not to start
 letting people out of jail because we're not putting others in jail who are breaking the law.  The answer is to
 go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too."

 Including zillionaire radio hosts? Well, maybe not.

 I agree with the vulgar Pigboy - he deserves to die in prison.

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 Supreme Court Overturns $80M Tobacco Judgment
  Crooked court rules for Bush's friends in the death industry

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 It was the second victory for Philip Morris in its legal battles with the family of Jesse D. Williams,
 who accused the company of concealing information about the dangers of smoking. Williams started
 smoking in the Army in Korea, and later he smoked three packs of Marlboros a day.

 After a jury in 1999 ordered the company to pay the Williams family $79.5 million in punitive damages,
 the judge reduced the award to $32 million. A state appeals court reinstated the punitive damages award last year.

 In other legal news...

 Enron Seeks Millions for Power Never Delivered
  Crooked president - crooked judges - where is justice in America?

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 The Enron Corporation collapsed into bankruptcy proceedings after revealing that it had reported earnings
 that never really existed. Now, a major Nevada utility stands on the brink of a bankruptcy filing because Enron
 is demanding hundreds of millions of dollars of payments for electricity that it never really delivered.

 And so far, the courts say Enron is right.

 Another Arnold Victim's Story 
     by Jackson Thoreau

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 She had nothing to do with the Davis campaign. As she wrote in her first email to me, she said she had
"been through emotional 'Hell' since the attack, including nightmares and fears I can't get rid of. I see that
 liar's smile everywhere I look today. It may, somehow, help me to finally talk about the terror of being attacked,
 and how it affected me and my life since. My speaking up will certainly wipe that big smile off his face."

 The victim said that she did not pursue charges against Schwarzenegger because she simply wanted to
 forget the attack. She didn’t think Schwarzenegger would come after her again, and she didn’t want to
 complicate her life at the time. But she found the nightmares and Schwarzenegger’s smile have not gone away.
 So she, like other victims, is willing to talk.

 Subject: Governor Gang Bang

 Excuse me, but am I missing something here?
 The RWNs are whining that the timing is bad for them.

 Huh?  Isn't the issue about is he guilty?
 Are they saying that it is OK that he is a sexual predator as long as it isn't reported during the election cycle?

 Aren't these the same people that blasted Clinton for consensual sex that are now defending Schwarzenegger
 for being a serial predator?  Are these people just pure HYPOCRITES?

 The bottom line is Arnold admitted he has done this kind of thing and we are only debating how many,
 not that he is a sexual predator.  Funny how the "conservatives" (neo-cons?) are now happy with a social liberal sex addict.


 I'm convinced that's the main reason The Groper got in this mini-race.
 Had this been a regular race with a year-long campaign, it's possible thousands of women
 would come forward to say Musclehead sexuall assaulted them and he'd lose for sure.

 By running a last minute, surprise campaign (and remember - he told his closest friend he would NOT run)
 they get to scream "October Surprise" when his candidacy, itself, was a surprise.

 Cali-fornia is getting hosed by the B.F.E.E..

 Hey Cali!
 You like $5000 heating bills?
 Wait until the B.F.E.E. owns Sacramento.
 Your roller coaster ride has not yet begun.
 They're going to rape Cali-fornia to death, using "This is all Gray Davis's fault" as their cover.

 Nobody listened to me just prior to the debate.
 What somebody should've done is asked this question:

"Arnold, if you win, will you lead us to prosperity?  Or will things stay the same, or get worse,
  and all we'll hear from you is a constant refrain of, 'This is all Gray Davis's fault.' "

 That way, they'd have videotape of Arnold saying "I will not blame Gray Davis."
 Then they'd have Musclehead in a box while Cali-fornia falls into the ocean?

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 Timeline of the Diebold Case
 Susceptibility to Election Tampering Revealed; Legal Battles Ensue

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 On September 28, 2003 the Agonist published an exclusive, “Diebold Machines and Your Vote”
 outlining the susceptibility of electronic voting machines to tampering and election fraud.

 Here in Part 2, for the first time in print, the Agonist discloses in extensive detail the Diebold case timeline,
 and the legal battles that ensued. The phases of this timeline are as follows: A) Diebold system becomes
 available to outside scrutiny, B) Revealed: Diebold system is susceptible to election tampering, C) Computer
 scientists demonstrate many critical vulnerabilities, D) Diebold CEO promises to “deliver electoral votes” to
 Bush in 2004, E) Evidence that Diebold illegally tabulated votes before polls closed, and F) Diebold responds
 with legal action to silence critics.

 Will the Democrats stand by and allow the BFEE steal their third election in a row?

 Does anyone know the real story behind Diebold "shutting down" blackboxvoting?
 HOW did they get shut down?
 Was it a nasty letter?
 Was it a court order?
 Was it an implied threat?
 Did blackboxvoting distribute their files to dozens of like-minded websites, as I would've done?

 When the Laura Schlessinger spread-legged pictures hit the newsgroups in October of 1998, I took immediate
 steps to ensure those pictures would be distributed so far and wide that they could never be boxed away, so to speak :)

 Did blackboxvoting take similar steps?
 Did they arrange for a lot of mirror sites that would protect the info?
 Or did they bottle up all this proof in one place, thus allowing someone to very easily clamp down that one site?
 It's just a question - not an attack.


"Rush's mistake was that he refused to recognize that in the last 20 years,
  the quarterback position has become blind to color."
   -- Steve Young (R-Richer than hell)

 Subject: Bad News

 Job Growth in September Suggests "Turnaround" in the Job Market

A report released today shows that 57,000 new jobs were created in September,
"suggesting a turnaround" in the job market according to the Associated Press.

 That's not bad news.
 We don't want America to die just so we can say, "We told you so."

 Bush has lost 3,000,000 jobs.
 Getting 57,000 jobs back means he's got to do that 500 more times to break even.
 There aren't 500 months between now and next November. He's screwed.

 If people vote their pocket book, the Dems could win 40 states, but that's only if
 they want to win. If they insist on losing, in they get on their knees and beg Team Bush
 to kick them really hard and repeatedly in the balls, like they did in 2000 and 2002, they will.

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 Clark Raises $3.5M in Two Weeks

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 Lots of dollar figures for the Demo candidates

     by Xavier

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 Oops, I guess I overestimated the freedom of the press in Amerikkka, because that link does not provide us with Fidel's words.
 In fact the Daily News did not post Dr. Castro's opinion article on their website.
 Don't worry Bartcoppers, I will get a hold of the article and I will transcribe it and post it on my next article.

 Since Philip Agee has had his name dragged through the mud since the B.F.E.E. was busted for revealing the identity of a
 CIA operative, I invite all of you to revisit the Bartcop of October 3rd. Mr. Agee provides his take on the "Wilson Scandal"
 and most importantly he explains how different his situation was, because the agents that he revealed in his book and writings
 were the identities of CIA operatives they were involved in murder, torture, and all kinds of nastiness.

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"The United States Constitution limits government and empowers people."
     -- the vulgar, pill-popping Pigboy

 Is that why Bush and Ashcroft have torn up the Constitution?
 To give themselves unlimited power at the expense of empowering people?

 "Osama could launch his nuclear missles in as little as 45 minutes..."

 Arnold as Bob Packwood

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"[I]n 1985, at a function in Bend, Oregon, Senator Packwood fondled a campaign worker as they danced.
 Later that year, in Eugene, Oregon, in saying goodnight and thank you to her, Packwood grabbed her face
 with his hands, pulled her towards him, and kissed her, forcing his tongue into her mouth."

 The GOP would like to pretend this is "just like Clinton." But the Democrats don't have billionaires combing
 the country, paying penniless women to come forward with a no-proof claim.  On Sunday's McLaughlin,
 Lawrence O'Donnell (a producer of West Wing) said you can go on ANY set in Hollywood and ask the
 cast and crew if they have any Arnold-groping stpries and 5-6 hands shoot right up.

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 Cubs win long time coming
  Earthquake Center reports slight shift in Earth's axis

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 Ron Santo and Ernie Banks, College of Coaches and the curse of the goat, Harry Caray and Jack Brickhouse
  -- this one's for you. In one magical evening, the Chicago Cubs ended 95 years of frustration.

 Back in Chicago, thousands of Cubs fans streamed into the streets near Wrigley Field when the game ended.
 Police had to shut down the streets surrounding the ballpark, and fans danced and cheered in a victory celebration.

 If Boston wins tonight, expect another seismic shift.

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"It was not our decision to have (the vulgar Pigboy) on our show."
    -- Tom Jackson, of ESPN NFL Countdown for 17 years, wondering why
        the Republican suits who run ESPN wanted a Nazi whore on their show

Kobe 'Terrified' of Assault Case

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 Asked if he was scared about the case, he replied: "Terrified."

"Not so much for myself, but just for what my family is going through," Bryant said.
"They had nothing to do with this, but just because their names have been dragged in the mud I'm scared for them."

 Did Bryant feel more comfortable walking back into a gym?

"No," he replied.

 Besides the multi-millions the press whores will make, this is a lose-lose for everybody.
Kobe isn't as clean as his image,
his accuser's suicide attempts will become folklore,
the Colorado cops will wish they'd all gone into other fields,
the press, trust me, will have less respect when this is over, can you believe that?

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 If Rush paid his housekeeper $120,000 to remain silent,
 isn't that conspiracy to obstruct justice?

 From what I know about the law - I think it is.

 Any Florida (or other) criminal attorney's who could straighten this out?
 We can leave your name out of it.

  Roy's Tiger injuries 'severe'

 Cautious optimism that first emerged late Friday night took a downward turn over the course of the day.
 Horn's initial surgery at University Medical Center Trauma Center ended about 11:30 p.m. Friday.
 A hospital source said Horn had to be resuscitated during that surgery, and that he suffered a stroke
 and was returned to surgery about 9:30 a.m. to relieve severe pressure on his brain.

 Mirage spokesman Alan Feldman aid there was some encouraging news that had begun in the afternoon
 and continued into the evening. "Roy has been able to have some limited communication," he said.
 He cautioned that the performer's condition was subject to change. "We take this hour by hour."

 Siegfried & Roy Show likely won't go on
  Employees of the show encouraged to look for other jobs

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 Two days after illusionist Roy Horn was attacked by a white tiger, those involved with the show
 are facing the very real possibility that, even if Horn recovers, the show might not.

 If the show closes for good, it would mean the end of an era's most conspicuous symbol.
 "Siegfried & Roy is the show really tied to the new Las Vegas," Curtis says. "The old Las Vegas
 was basically about gambling and buffets and headliners. Siegfried & Roy brought the concept of
 a production show, with spectacle, into the forefront. Things like Cirque du Soleil followed, and
 the production show usurped the headliner."

 The Mirage could, of course, be hurt by the loss of its attraction. Feldman could not give exact
 statistics on how much the show earns for the hotel. "The business of this is so secondary, anyway.
 We're all just praying that Roy will recover and be able to enjoy the best quality of life possible."

 Subject: Tiger bites Roy

 Bart, you wrote,

> They've meant a lot to Las Vegas - since 1970...Losing Roy would forever mark The Mirage, and it could
> change the whole town.  Don't want that.  It could also change the way we see animal acts. Don't want that, either."

 I am no PETA adherent, Bartcop, but it serves this fellow right that he has finally had to pay a price for
 exploiting animals "since 1970." Keeping who-knows-how-many magnificent animals in cages for years and years
 so he and his partner can make the big bucks in Las Vegas entertaining slack-jawed yokels is grotesque in the extreme.

 As far as I am concerned, "animal acts" are nothing but barbaric hold-overs from the bad old days, and that includes
 circuses and Sea World and bullfighting and all  the rest. This isn't a "tragedy" or unfortunate in any way. Quite the contrary:
 it is karma in spades for this clown Vegas showman. A richly-deserved heaping-helping of payback. Maybe Roy will see
 the light and become a true champion of animals for the rest of his life.

 Furthermore, I for one hope it very much "changes the way we see animal acts,"
 and this sort of small-minded, stone-age stupidity is banned forever in the USA.

 David KB

 Dave, you seem pretty quick to jump on a guy who is fighting for his life.
 I don't know enough about this to have an intelligent opinion, but from what I know, nobody has ever
 complained about the way S&R treated their animals.  Have you ever heard of PETA picketing The Mirage?

 Doing one of those 90-miles-per-hour searches, I think I read there were only a handful of white tigers
 30 years ago, and partly thanks to breeding efforts of S&R, there are now about 60 at The Mirage.
 You think that's a bad thing?   Is being extinct preferable to living in luxury at The Mirage?

 Jillian Barbieri (R-Cure, NotTooBright) just said, "It's shameful to put tutus on those animals and
 make them walk the stage," but I've never seen those tigers dressed in costumes - have you?

 Working with and performing with animals isn't, in itself, a bad thing.
 Sure, S&R could live in boxes like David Blaine or make cars disappear like that fraud Copperfield,
 but then millions of people who enjoy animals would never get to see the magnificent white tigers live.

 Also, they say Roy's last spoken words were, "Don't kill the cat."
 I doubt he was thinking of dollar signs when he forced those words out thru his bloody, punctured neck.

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 Wilson: Bush Not Party to Leak

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  Joe Wilson said that the leak of his wife's name as a covert CIA official by Team Bush
  could have been for revenge or to undercut his criticisms of the Iraq war or to intimidate
  other government insiders from talking to journalists

"I do believe, however, that the president would never have condoned or been party to
 anything like this," he said yesterday on NBC's "Meet the Press."

 Translation: They don't trust Bush with any B.F.E.E. secrets.
 You don't bring a pitiful pinhead into the loop when it's a serious matter.
 Bush, just like Reagan, will always be in a position to say, "I didn't know nothing about that..."

 Two versions of Kobe Incident

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 But early on in the encounter, Bryant became anxious that he wasn’t using a condom, afraid that he might
 get the young woman pregnant, according to the sources close to Bryant. At some point, she started yelling
 for him to stop—which he did, the sources say—but she kept crying hysterically and was insistent on leaving.
 Bryant started to panic and tried to keep her from leaving until she calmed down, the sources say. He attempted
 to put ice on her eyes, which were swollen with tears, and pleaded with her to stay and talk. But she insisted that
 she had to go back to the concierge desk. Bryant asked her to return, and she told him she would. She never did.
 The next thing he knew, the county sheriff was asking him to go to a local hospital and provide a DNA sample.

 A friend of the accuser tells a different story. This friend, who requests anonymity, told NEWSWEEK she had
 spoken with the accuser and the accuser’s ex-boyfriend, who appeared Saturday on CBS’s “48 Hours.”
 According to the friend, [the accuser] was “attacked as soon as she [the accuser] walked through the door.”
 There was “aggressive groping with no warning,” the friend says, “followed by sex.”

 Subject: It's about the future, not the past

 I think voters are focusing on Arnold Schwarzenegger's past when they should be focused on the future.
 It would be a mistake if this election were decided on the basis of whether or not the voters believe that
 Arnold groped women or praised Hitler or met with Enron executives during the blackouts. This election
 is about the future of California - not about Arnold's past.

 What the voters of California need to decide is - what will the future be like.
 Who will be the best for the people of California?
 Our future is at stake and I would urge all voters to think about the future and vote responsibly.

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA.

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"Rush's comments could not have been more hurtful.
  He was not a fit for NFL Countdown."
    -- Tom Jackson, on ESPN's NFL Countdown for 17 years, wondering why
        the Republican suits who run ESPN wanted a Nazi whore on their show

 Answers please, Mr Bush 
  Michael Moore has some simple questions for the Illegal Fraud

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1. Is it true that the Bin Ladens have had business relations with you
    and your family off and on for the past 25 years?

2. What is the 'special relationship' between the Bushes and the Saudi royal family?

3. Who attacked the US on September 11 - a guy on dialysis from a cave in Afghanistan, or your friend, Saudi Arabia?

4. Why did you allow a private Saudi jet to fly around the US in the days after September 11 and pick up members
    of the Bin Laden family and fly them out of the country without a proper investigation by the FBI?

5. Why are you protecting the Second Amendment rights of potential terrorists?

6. Were you aware that, while you were governor, the Taliban travelled to Texas to meet with your oil and gas company friends?

7. What exactly was that look on your face in the Florida classroom on the morning of September 11 when your chief of staff
     told you, 'America is under attack'?

 Of course, Bush cannot and will not ever answer these simple questions - he can't.  We can force Bill Clinton
 to talk about his sex life under oath, but asking Bush to talk about his bungling that costs thousands of lives
 not to mention a never-ending war and death and recession and the loss of our futures is "uncalled for."

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"I can get into all of the specifics and find out what is really going on,
  but right now I'm just really occupied with the campaign."
   -- Arnold, on NBC's Dateline, sounding a lot like the vulgar Pigboy,
       promising to explain after the election why he assaulted hundreds of women.

 Joe Conason's Journal
 Arnold goes from apologizing, to claiming some of
 the women are lying and blaming it all on Gray Davis.

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 There is grim satisfaction in hearing conservatives complain about the press treatment of poor
 Arnold Schwarzenegger. And there is additional amusement in the fact that the newspaper leading
 the probe into the film star's alleged harassments is the Los Angeles Times, whose "Troopergate"
 articles badly damaged Bill Clinton. Arnold and his fans can complain about the "liberal media,"
 but that excuse holds up poorly.

 So does Arnold's increasingly incomprehensible answer to his growing legion of female accusers.
 First he apologized; now he denies, and suggests that some of the women are lying. "A lot of these
 are made-up stories," he told Tom Brokaw. "I never grabbed anyone and then pulled up their shirt
 and grabbed their breasts, and stuff like that. This is not me. So there's a lot of this stuff going on ... "

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 Too bad Rush Limbaugh isn't a California resident or he could have provided Schwarzenegger
 with some real competition.   "Lessee do we want the pill-popping, racist, neo-con artist or the
 Hitler-admiring, sexually-assaultive Hollywood fabrication? Decisions! Decisions!"

 Considering the allegations that Arnold is into "spankings," the California electorate should oblige him.

 Dave's Top Ten Items on Pigboy's To-Do List

10. Apologize for racist remarks by explaining he was high on illegal painkillers

9. Pat down friends and family to see who's wearing a wire

8. Announce his candidacy for governor of California

7. End pill addiction -- get back to sandwich addiction

6. Search desperately for some way to blame the Clintons

5. Make moves on soon-to-be-single Halle Berry

4. Tell Donovan McNabb derogatory remarks were part of new season of "'d"

3. Brunch with Robert Downey Jr.

2. Dinner with Trent Lott

1. Check job listings for pompous blowhard

 I don't think dave likes the vulgar Pigboy.
 When Rush did his show, Dave asked him,
 "Do you ever feel like a bag of hot gas?"

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 Subject: comment on Rush


 Rush made a valid point when he said that people who abuse these medications make it difficult
 for people who really need them.  There are people with severe intractable pain that cannot function
 without them, and there are cancer patients who need them for the brief period that they will still be around.

 However, as usual his hypocrisy shines through, because he is one of those who makes it difficult for
 those having a legitimate need for them.  My mom needed them before her death, and I would not have
 wanted to see her denied them.  As far as I know, no physicians write scripts and no pharmacies issue
 these medications at Denny's.


 migs, good point.
 Cancer patients could use pot, too, but the government says that would be a crime.
 We have no drug sanity in America - only drug policy abuse by the religio-wackos

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 Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
 Last issue it was  318,  ....this issue it's  318 They got zero of our boys since yesterday.

 Soon, we'll be at 400.
 How long before we hit 600?
 How long before we hit 1000?

 Total deaths since President Frog-blaster said, "Bring 'em On":  113 113

Over 1,400 wounded - with many missing arms, legs and eyes.
 How much more are we willing to tolerate?


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