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Quote of the Day
"The Republicans had better hope that
McCain is wrong.
"Bush did a bait-and-switch on us and substituted
Saddam Hussein, and boom,
$150 billion, 460 American lives and no telling how much more of our Treasury
before this is all over. This administration didn't have the heart to put the effort
and the innovation and the ingenuity into fighting terror."
-- Wesley Clark, who can't seem to get any traction with the truth Attribution
Is the truth so ugly that people just don't want to hear it?
What has ignoring the obvious got us, besides a wrecked country, and empty Treasury
and so many funerals that they use a CD of "Taps," instead of a bugler.
It was a banner week for government secrecy.
Last Monday, the Supreme Court announced
it would consider an effort by Cheney to keep private the
records of the energy policy task force he ran. On Friday, the White House announced that it has known
for two weeks about an attack on the Bremer convoy -- but had decided not to divulge the information.
Later that day, Bush announced a disarmament deal with Libya reached during nine months of secret negotiations.
In the meantime, however, the chairman of
the federal Sept. 11, 2001, commission, in remarks released last week,
criticized needless government secrecy.
"I've been reading these highly, highly classified
documents. In most cases, I finish with them, I look up and say,
'Why is this classified?' " said ChairmanTom Kean, a Republican. "And so one of the things that I hope is that
maybe out of our work and maybe others, a lot of these documents that are classified, will be unclassified."
If the BFEE is innocent in regards to 9-11, what are they hiding?
Why do innocent people have to work under cover of darkness?
Why isn't the press demanding answers to the big questions of 9-11?
And why are the Democrats helping Bush cover his tracks?
Attorney Says Limbaugh Blackmailed by Maid
Rush Limbaugh paid "substantial" blackmail to a former maid before she told law
enforcement and a tabloid newspaper about his addiction to prescription painkillers.
Attorney Roy Black said Limbaugh could not
complain to authorities about the maid's
demand for $4 million because they would use the information against him, and that the
maid and her husband "bled him dry" and then went to authorities to gain immunity from
prosecutors before selling their story for $250,000 to the Enquirer, Black said. The tabloid
ran a story in October, days before Limbaugh announced he would enter a drug rehabilitation
program, alleging they supplied him drugs for years.
That sounds a lot like what Linda Tripp did to Clinton. Tripp
got that whole impeachment ball rolling,
then ran to Ken Starr (R-Hardon for Clinton) for immunity and Rush cheered every second of that.
This couldn't happen to a more deserving bastard than Rush the
vulgar junkie. Hey Pigboy, when
you're innocent, nobody can blackmail you. But since you were committing wholesale crimes every
day for the last 7-8 years, you were at their mercy and they bled you dry and I think it's funny..
Black said Limbaugh suffered from a degenerative
disc disease with "pain so great at one point doctors
thought he had bone cancer," and that Limbaugh chose to take addictive painkillers rather than have surgery.
Yeah, we all believe the crap Rush claims.
Rush was in so much horrible pain, sometimes he only played 27 holes instead of the full 36.
Subject: I may have found my long lost twin in you
I'm a progressive Bush-loather whose favourite bands are U2 and Garbage.
Kudos on the site as well, I have yet to
find one as easy to navigate or as funny.
Rush Limbaugh's seized medical records are "relevant and necessary" to a drug
investigation and should be unsealed, a prosecutor argued in court papers Friday.
He has asked the court to keep the records sealed, saying investigators violated
his privacy by seizing the records last month and that without them he cannot be
treated for his medical conditions.
Remember the years of shit Rush gave
Clinton for not confessiong to Monica up-front?
Now the vulgar junkie is stonewalling the American justice system, trying to make an escape.
...and this is about extra-felony drug abuse, not a simple blowjob.
Nobody should be above the law, Pigboy.
Chickenhawk of the Day
Visit www.chickenhawkcards.com for your deck.
Makes a great stocking stuffer!
Marty's Entertainment Page
"The Rush Limbaugh situation is proof that
you can work high.
I mean, he was out there every day for eight years..."
-- Bill Maher on Larry King, but I can't find it in the transcript.
(Is it there? Or is CNN still doctoring the transcripts?)
Did they censor that unpleasant fact?
Will it hurt America to know that some people can produce while
How do you think we got The White Album, 1984, Dark Side, Hendrix, Zeppelin 4 and Who's Next?
Dobbs - right wing whore
Hey Lou - you lookin' at me?
Saddam's Capture Faked
As with so many other events in the Bush
administration - it turns out that the capture of
Saddam Hussein was, in fact, faked. Yes - Saddam is in custody - but it was the Kurds
who had captured him - drugged him - and stuck him in the hole waiting for the Americans
to show up in a made for television event. The revelation of this phony story as revealed by
a Yahoo news story caused the Bush administration to raise the political threat level to Orange.
This phony capture is just the latest in
a string of phony events to justify Bush's phony war - the hunt
for phony weapons of mass destruction - and going all that way back to Bush's phony 2000 election.
If you believe any of this then I have a story about a phony economic recovery for you to listen to.
Merry Christmas from Ninja Bob
caught inflating books sales numbers
Exposed by Matt Drudge, who calls O'Reilly "unstable" ha ha
Lost the link
Bill O'Reilly lashed out against me Wednesday night -- just hours after closely guarded book sales figures
were splashed over the internet. Sales figures show how, contrary to his claims, O'Reilly lags far behind
rivals Al Franken and Sen. Hillary Clinton for nonfiction props!
"I mean you can't believe a word Matt Drudge says," O'Reilly told the cameras.
"There is no other cure than to kill Matt Drudge," O'Reilly charged on IMUS (R-Sucks).
"I just want to tell everybody that Matt Drudge
is smoking crack - right now, in South Miami Beach
on Washington Avenue... And the authorities should know it." !
Who do we root for in this fight?
I just hope it gets super-ugly and super-nasty!!
Just FYI, I'm another reader that's had her job "eliminated" and will be unemployed after 12/31.
I'm not going to cancel my subscription until I have to cash in my 401k.
But it could happen.
But hey, the economy is getting better! :-)
Subject: the Gropinator
Have you been watching what the Gropinator
is doing to us?
Did I tell you 'The Worst REASON' students (not mine) voted for him?
They wanted his name on their diploma!
I hope it was worth cutting our budgets, losing classes, our jobs, his seizure of 'emergency powers, etc.)
Koresh, that's sad, but I believe it.
Der Gropenfurhrer is in charge of the future of the whole state.
Good luck to Cully-fornia.
Maggie C. finds Bart sticker inside
of investigative reporter's trenchcoat.
with His Head
by Gene Lyons
Having hastily cut and pasted the definitions of "the crimes of genocide, crimes against humanity,
and war crimes for their tribunal from the International Criminal Court statute," a Human Rights
Watch spokesman told the British newspaper The Guardian, Iraq's Governing Council has put
itself in the ironic position of enforcing laws the Americans who appointed it don't acknowledge.
Fearful that U.S. soldiers could be charged with war crimes in foreign countries, the Bush
administration has refused to ratify the 1998 Rome treaty that created the ICC.
...depending upon which crimes against humanity
he's charged with--of which there's no shortage
--Saddam's trial could afford him plenty of evidence to charge that he couldn't possibly be guilty,
or else the Reagan and Bush I administrations wouldn't have kept selling him weapons..
He's Smokin' Gene Lyons
Great Christmas Gifts
The monkey has NEVER made a correct decision in its life.
It failed with the DUI, coke sniffing period.
It failed with the TX National Guard AWOL (dodged Vietnam),
it failed when it drove every business it was involved with into losses, it failed the US public when it used the
Supreme Court to stop the election winner (Gore) from going into the White House, it failed the US public
when it sat in it's TX desert patch for one month (vacation) while it and it's administration let the Twin Towers fall,
it failed the economy into stratosheric deficits, it failed the environment by breaking environment regulations
(made to give our children a clean earth to live in) and killing the air and water we breath, it failed the US public
by destroying the very document we hold dear, the US Constitution, it failed the US by going into Iraq (to distract
from the short list of failures mentioned above) to get a reason to think its controlling the US public by relying on
fear and hatred, with the help of bought off media, to ensure US public doesn't concentrate on the fact that the
cocaine brain-damaged evil monkey has called the shot wrong on every single decision it ever made.
What a lying puke from a low rate family.
A dishonor and traitor to our country.
If we thought another country would take it (of course not, corporations wouldn't
even keep the dipshit on their payroll), the lying grease spot would be shipped out COD.
If it wasn't true it would be funny...
Tonight is a winner.
I heard it was doing good in the ratings.
Did Karl Rove order Les Moonves to take Whoopie off the air?
NBC gets into the holiday spirit with a Law and Order - SUV
where a serial rapist grabs an expectant mother during a car jacking.
On PBS, there's Holiday Concert for the Troops With Marvin Hamlisch.
Gee, if we give him a twenty, would he play The Sting?
...and we're just getting started!
There's A Very Queer Eye
Holiday, (funny as hell) and right after on Bravo,
there's another Celebrity Poker, starring Paul Rudd, Ron Livingston, Sarah Silverman,
Shannon Elizabeth and Coolio.
I gotta get in a game with this kind of economic potential!
Sidebar: We're only 32 days away from Pokerfest Vegas 2004.
Darlene Love sings Christmas Baby, Please come home. on Dave.
Look for a camera with the troops in Iraq.
Got a snippy, ditto-monkey brother in law?
Or maybe that Uber-Nazi you're forced to work with?
Give them the last three (professionally mixed) BartCop Radio Shows on CD for just $25.
Special Bonus: the The
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I think people enjoy hearing the smug-ass bully get kicked down a flight of stairs.
Note: the clumsy editing on the O'Reilly beatdown was my work, not Tommy's.
...and please don't let President Bush murder us.
Bob and Jennifer won the November sticker contest.
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Bush Treason Suit Vanishes in Blink of Media Eye
'Protect Bush at all costs' is the major media's goal
Widow who lost her man on 9/11 refuses the government's million dollar hush money payoff,
studies the facts of the day for nearly two years, and comes to believe the White House
"intentionally allowed 9/11 to happen" to launch a so-called "War on Terrorism" for personal and political gain.
Press releases detailing these explosive
allegations are sent out to 3000 journalists in the print and broadcast
and a press conference to announce the filing is held in front of Independence Hall in Philadelphia on November 26th
(commemorating the end of the first futile year of the independent National 9/11 Commission).
Imagine the world-churning implications
of these charges. Imagine the furor if just one was proved true.
Imagine the courage of this bribe- shunning widow and an eminent attorney with his rep on the line.
Then imagine a press conference to which nobody came.
(Well, only FOX News appears, tapes for 40 minutes,
and never airs an inch.)
If we want to know why they're covering this treason up, why don't
we just ask a Democrat?
For whatever reason, the Democrats have to problem with the Ait Guard standing down on 9-11.
They have no problem with Bush's repeated claim that he saw the first plane hit the WTC.
They have no problem with Bush appointing old friend "Whitewash" Lee Hamilton to fix things.
Why are the Democrats helping Bush?
Didn't there used to be two political parties in America?
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"It's wonderful. I don't make films to get
these kind of awards,
but every time it's like icing on the cake."
--Tom Cruise, on his Golden Globe nomination for The Last Samurai, Attribution
From: JSB 101
Reminder about your archives
I bet a lot of your readers have never gone
back and read your old stuff.
Here is a piece from Issue #2.
Don't ever let anyone tell you that your
stuff isn't quality.
Even back in the beginning your wit was clear.
Keep up the good work, Bart.
Jeff in CA
Jeff, thanks for that.
Some of the early stuff was rough, but funny.
Thanks to DC Miller
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"It was like Ground Hog Day. Saddam popped
out of a hole,
and we got four more years of Bush."
--Bill Maher, on Larry King Attribution
I usually hate cutesy graphics.
I couldn't get the page to come up,
but this is from http://www.prisonplanet.com/122003dishonestdubya.html
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was
....this issue it's
Plus, at least
wounded for Bush's illegal oil grab.
disdain for media angers journalists
This is a lie of a headline - they love his smug ass
Says Playboy editor James Kaminsky: "It's appalling to think that the man who runs the country
somehow finds time for a long gym workout each day, but can't muster up the intellectual curiosity
to peruse the newspaper. Is it laziness, arrogance or a willful combination of the two? Does the
president really need a human filter to deliver only news the White House staff thinks he wants to hear?
Do gossip items sometimes get thrown into the daily 'readings'? How about the funnies? How hard is it
to watch the damn TV news, even while working out?"
They keep the monkey shielded from everything.
Maybe they think he can't handle the strain of knowing the truth.
It's another Saddam parallel - remember
they said nobody would tell Saddam
any bad news because he always murdered the messenger?
Did you hear this one?
"They" say when our boys took custody
of Saddam from the Kurds,
he spat on one of our boys and was promptly knocked on his Sunni ass.
...it could've happened that way.
...they could've had some semi-legitimate "Guiliani time" with the former Bush partner.
Saw it on http://www.freewayblogger.com
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I haven't yet subscribed because you seem in transition.
Your website isn't nearly as much fun
as it used to be - now it's mostly links to stuff
I've already seen/read, with terse commentary from you. I know you're concentrating
on the radio show, but if the website suffers...
I agree with the idea that perhaps you
should only update the website every two days,
or whatever it takes to bring it back up to the standard you had previously set.
I've donated to you several times already;
I'll sign up for a monthly contrib when I'm
convinced you've got it together. You definitely could be a force in the coming election year.
Sean, I tried to think of a really good
analogy to explain the situation,
so let me offer this lame-ass analogy until I can come up with something better.
Imagine a newspaper delivery boy who did a pretty good job.
Then, the size of his paper route got bigger, but the job still got done.
After six years, the paper route was half of Milwaukee, but not
was getting their paper on time and sometimes it was wet or not near the door.
After eight years, the paperboy was spending so much time answering
phone complaints and
answering newspaper inquiries, and buying rubber bands in bulk and taking new subscriptions
and personally answering each subscription donation, but even tho the delivery area was now
all of Milwaukee and parts of Green Bay, there was only a modest increase in the paperboy's
paycheck so he couldn't hire more paper carriers to help.
We're undergoing a massive re-structuring at bartcop.com
I'm paying a Madison Avenue PR firm thousands of dollars
to re-vamp and distribute the
bartcop.com cyberspace image .
No, that's a lie.
Two very generous people, Sam D and Zendaba,
are volunteering to be my "Halliburtons."
Since I'm not able to build it, and they have volunteered to do the on-the-ground heavy lifting.
We're going to try a MASH-style triage thing,
where personal mail goes here,
and news links go here,
and funny graphics go here,
and ad-buying mail goes here,
...if we're lucky,
Monkey mail goes HERE!
Think how tragic it would be to discover unread Monkey Mail in
the big stack of mail.
That could've brought us hours of fun, giving the conservatives their always-called-for red-ass.
Anyway, this big overhaul should make bartcop.com
(Homage to our last elected president)
I'll work harder to give you a reason to subscribe.
Something on your mind?
Then listen for your voice on...
You have two minutes to speak your piece.
The B.F.E.E. owns the networks, the newspapers and talk
The internet is all we've got.
And consider how the bastard will govern when he never has to face the voters again.
You must be ready to throw in the towel
(the crying towel in your case) now that Bush's plan
has knocked off the third terrorist nation, Libya. Colonel Moamar Khaddaffi is nobody's fool.
Got a lot of respect for Khaddaffi. do you?
He saw the writing on the wall and gave
up the WMD arms race among the Arab nations.
He doesn't need to be hiding in a 3 foot square hole in the ground.
whole lifetime, have you ever heard the phrase, "Libyan war?"
Khaddaffi's not at war with anyone. Why would he need to have WMDs?
He's been seeking acceptance since the Clinton years, besides, how do we know
this isn't just another Jessica Lynch as Rambo, Bush the Flyboy on the Lincoln
or Saddam was captured by American forces?
Do you really believe everything the mainstream media tells you?
Let's hear a cheer from you for the greatest President since Reagan!
No, Reagan was a small-time, wannabe,punk-ass
piker next to Bush.
Reagan never even tried a global takeover, but the B.F.E.E. has succeeded.
You don't know too much about the GOP, do you?
He has taken on the incredible task of making
every nation on earth a free country by hunting down the terrorists!
What a guy!
on the task?"
You and I could"take on the task."
That silly phrase doesn't mean a damn thing.
What has Bush done, besides get caught sleeping on 9-11, starting a fake war and ruining the economy?
Bush's legacy will be that he was the greatest
President of the 21st century.
So far, that's true, except for the fact that Gore won the election.
Bush was chosen to be president by his daddy's crooked employees.
Hold your head up.
One day, when a Democrat fights back,
if we can ever get the GOP into a fair fight,
we will kick their lying asses back to Houston.
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