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Monkey booed at MLK grave
Iowa is a 4-way tie? 
SuperBowl: Pro-Bush ads only
Son killed in Iraq, lives in writing
O'Reilly apology clock
Real men go to Pokerfest 
Clark's "True Colors"
Bush to Congress: Drop dead
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Quote of the Day

"I don't think the troops have any doubt what their 
  mission is  They know they have a nation that stands
  behind them. They know they have a military that 
  stands behind them. I don't believe that any arbitrary
  casualty figure is going to cause any soldiers to 
  lose their will or lose their focus." 
   -military spokesman Gen. Mark Kimmitt on the fact that
  500 soldiers are dead because of Bush's lies  Attribution

 But General, what about when we hit 1,000 and 2,000?
 Will they lose their will when 3,000 soldiers are dead? 
 Will they lose their focus when 5,000 soldiers are dead? 

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Volume 1238 - First in his class

  Weekend,   January 17-18, 2004

   Saw it on  mediawhoresonline.com

"He seems to be preoccupied, and I'm quoting now, with building legitimacy, with exhausting
  all diplomatic remedies as though we hadn't been through diplomacy for the last decade,
  and relegating the use of force to a last resort, to building the broadest possible coalition,
  in short a variety of very amorphous, ephemeral concerns.
     -- Richard Perle's reaction to Clark's testimony that the FOX whores and radio Nazi's say was pro-war

 Bush Booed at M.L. King Gravesite 
  Photo- op has non-Rove moment when people erupt


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 In a sign of the difficulty Bush faces as he tries to win black support for his reelection, several
 hundred protesters loudly booed him on Thursday as he laid a wreath at the grave of Martin Luther King.

"Bush go home" and "peace not war" the predominantly black crowd of protesters shouted from behind
 a barrier of buses, as Bush paid tribute to King on the 75th anniversary of his birth.

 Bush wants to improve his standing among black voters this reelection year, after winning less than
 10 percent of the African-American vote in 2000.

 Whenever Bush leaves the White House, the Secret Service the FBI and the local police have to keep
 the angry crowds away. (Clinton never had that problem - he was elected by the people.) This time,
 the crowds were too big to move so the police moved busses between them and the Illegal Moron.

  Poll Shows Iowa a Four-Way Tie

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 Dean, Kerry, Gephardt and Edwards all tied

 Supreme Court Won't Block Texas Redistrict Plan
  Bush employees earn their paycheck - again!

  Click  Here

 The Supreme Court refused Friday to block Texas from holding congressional elections
 next fall under a hard-fought new map that could cost the Democrats as many as six House seats.

 The map was pushed through the Legislature by the Republicans last year after months of
 partisan fighting that included two out-of-state walkouts by the Democrats.

 The Democrats had warned the Supreme Court that millions of Texas minorities would be
 deprived of their voting rights if the elections went forward under the new map.

 ...but that's what this president, this court and the GOP stand for - screwing minorities.



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  CBS Cries Foul on PETA, MoveOn Super Bowl Ads
  Only Bush-is-a-war-hero ads are allowed on TV's biggest day

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 U.S. football fans will not see ads featuring scantily clad vegetarians or a political attack on Bush
 during February's Super Bowl after CBS said on Thursday that advocacy advertisements were
 out of bounds on professional football's biggest day.

 The network, over the years, has rejected dozens of advertising proposals by advocacy groups,
 who argue that the network only airs controversial messages (pro Bush) that it agrees with.

 CBS spokesman Dana McClintock said the policy had been in place for years. "We have a
 policy against accepting advocacy advertising," he added. CBS, a unit of Viacom Inc.,
 does run political advertising for and against candidates.

 I guarantee CBS will run those non-factual and outright lying ads about.marijuana, promising the
 baby will die in you smoke a joint. They do it every year.  Viacom loves this unelected monkey
 and will do anything to protect him. They cancelled the Reagan movie when talk radio howled,
 and they're afraid to do anything that Rush, Karl Rove or FOX News might not like, meaning
 Rupert Murdoch is, in effect, running two of the big networks.

 Subject: Begala dissed Clark

 Did you just see that?
 (I'll bet he means on Crossfire)

 Rahm Emanuel says "Reagan was a Democrat before switching to the Republicans."

 Begala says "Yes, but that was over the course of 20 years.  Clark was 20 minutes."

 I hate when we can't get on the same page.

 Dave Clark

 Dave, ...any relation?

 A few thoughts...

I likePaul Begala, I really do, but sometimes he swings farther to the right than I do,
     and I don't completely trust anybody who's farther to the right than I am.
     I would enjoy a recorded, off-camera battle of wits with Paul, perhaps over cocktails.

The tough questions and harsh attacks should come now.
     If Clark can't answer his critics, maybe he's not the right man for the job.
     Let's see how he does in the ring BEFORE we annoint him.

   ...but I have a feeling that Clark has been studying Bill Clinton and is he's first in his class.

Begala's assertion that one must wait two decades to say, "This isn't right and it should stop now!"
     is open to, shall we say, a less generous opponent's reminder than Hitler had less than twenty years.

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 Subject: a friend was killed in Iraq...


 I sent this message before but go no response.  I think it was because
 your computer was down.

 First off, I'd just like to say that you are an inspiration.  You speak your mind and
 do not let anybody stop you from it.  I thought you might be interested in the story
 of my friend Lance Corporal Gregory MacDonald, who was killed in Iraq last June.
 Greg was an outspoken critic of the war.

 In fact, on the day before he was deployed he did an interview for Democracy Now.
 Since his death, WBUR the PRI affiliate in Boston has run to stories on him.
 I hope this adds ammunition to your fight to bring down Bush.
 Greg would  have been proud.

 Lars Knakkergaard

 Son Killed in Iraq, Lives in Writing


 For thousands of Americans, 2003 will forever be the year they lost a loved one. After the death of
 Marine Lance Corporal Gregory MacDonald of Burlington, Massachusetts, his family and friends have
 gradually been discovering who he really was through his prolific writings and the many letters he sent home.

 Read Letters from Greg MacDonald in Iraq

 We're going to have a candidate picked in just six weeks because on March 2,
 we're having primaries in Texas, California, New York, Ohio and Massachusetts.

 The O'Reilly Iraq WMD Apology Countdown Clock


 Real Men Need a Poker Night (or weekend)
  by Mark Morford, one of the greats

  Click  Here

 I want to gather a cluster of a few friends every week and have them bring buckets of spare change
 and whip up some exceptional food and enjoy much laughter and discussion and raunchy jokes and
 music and expensive scotch, and stay up too late until the last hand is played out and the last drop of
 whiskey is enjoyed and everyone goes home buzzed and askew and tired.

 Because it's necessary.
 Because discussion and camaraderie and frequent deep laughter are dying arts.

 The winning commercial in the Bush in 30 Seconds political ad contest

 CHILD'S PAY   http://www.bushin30seconds.org

 Pretty good ad, but I liked

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 Collapsing credibility
  Bush's disinformation policy threatens the nation

  Click  Here

 ...an outright lie by the President to the American public and press is quite another thing.
 Such a tactic, in which the press is used to convey an administration's disinformation to the
 citizenry, is a threat to the very foundations upon which this so-called "free" country rests.

 Under the Bush Disinformation Doctrine, it is now impossible for American citizens or the press
 to discern when and if President Bush and his White House are telling the truth. The grim reality is
 that the Bush administration, for any secret reasons it may devise, has determined that outright lies
 are valid tools of communication with the press, citizens at home, and nations abroad.

 If the press and the Democrats decide to come to work, I hope they do it before November.
 It would be just like them to wait until December and then write, "What kind of man is Bush?"

 I'm also disappointed in these (what's another word for whores?) who act all shocked when
 someone like Paul O'Neill states the obvious - that Bush can't think and doesn't care to learn.,

 Everybody knows Bush acts like a retarded child but then they cover it up by writing about how
 solemn his gravitas is, and how he regularly pokes Cheney in the chest with today's marching orders.

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 Subject: wassup with this macintosh hostiity?

 hey bart and sam,

 I'm not understanding your hostility towards us macintosh enthusiasts.

 You don't seem to have any argument whatsoever to use against us, but you
 regularly unleash unsubstantiated venom in our direction for no apparent reason.

 It's strictly defensive in nature. Any time I mention computer troubles, some Mac user
 writes and say, "If you weren't such a f-ing moron, you would've bought a Mac in 1993,"
 like I can go back in time and change the past.

 You do nothing but complain about your bill gates purchases, but the minute that
 it is pointed out that mac users are finding their choice to be more practical, you go
 into some kind of alternative mental denial panic "please go away" mode,

 Can't we at least have a constructive discussion about this?

 I have just under $10,000 invested in equipment that completes three radio studios.
 You want me to throw that away and replace it with three Mac studios?
 It doesn't seem practical.

 I'm not telling all Mac users to please go away, just the mean ones.

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 Subject: Lie-berman is a whore


 I've been reading this dust-up about a supposed Clark "flip flop" on supporting the war in Iraq.
 I have read the congressional testimony word-for-word.  Clark is correct.  He was against the
 "pre-emptive" war all along, and wanted to go through the international community and NATO, using war as a last resort.

 Lieberman, using the same abysmal tactics we would expect from the Bush campaign, jumped all over Clark.
 He said,  (Ed) Gillespie is not alone in questioning Clark.  Joe Lieberman said Clark's congressional testimony
 showed "it is no longer credible for Wesley Clark to assert that he has always had only one position on the war
 - being against it. His own testimony before Congress shows otherwise."

 Trouble is, Joe Lie-berman either has not read the testimony (and thus should shut his fat mouth until he does),
 or he is a lying whore.  I think it is the latter.


 Yeah, today Rush told the same lies that Gillespie and Lie-berman are telling.
 Now that Clark's numbers are shooting up, everyone has to attack him.
 The bunch worried the most are the squatters at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

 I also think Clark was smart to avoid Iowa.
 What good would a five way tie do him?

 If Iowans are only going to vote for pro-ethanol candidates with whom they've shaken hands,
 Clark's New Hampshire/Carolina/Arizona/Oklahoma strategery seems geared for the long haul.

 Remember that classic quote from the Monkey in 2000:
"The important question is, how many hands have shaked?"
  (saw it on bettybowers.com)

 See you soon...

 Clark's True Colors
  A Clark hater at TheNation.com wrote a loooooong hit piece

  Click  Here

 You can see something in the eyes of most all the Democratic candidates: the pugnacity of
 Howard Dean, the idealism of Dennis Kucinich, even (surprisingly) the elaborate sense of
 humor just under the surface of Joe Lieberman.

 Not Wesley Clark.  His eyes are blank. Like a turtle resting on a rock in the middle of a pond,
 he simply seems never to move, no matter how long you stare. But then, just as you're about to
 pack up your picnic basket and go home, you catch him: His head pops out, and he slides off into the water...

 That is so incredibly stupid, I think I like the sweater tramp more.
 He should've started his column with, "I hate Clark and I'll admit it right now."

 If you hate Clark, you'll love this article.

 Sidebar: If you hate Clark, you'll love TheNation.com
 They're doing to Clark what some of you claim I'm doing to Dean, which I'm not.

 Just one reason...

 This isn't the reason I think Clark has the best shot at red-assing the Illegal Monkey, it's just one of many.

  Click  Here

 It's been almost 4 long years since Bush stole the election.
 Since then we went from the biggest surplus in the history of
 the world to the biggest deficit in the history of the world.

 Peace and prosperity turned into war and poverty.
 Liberty and Freedom gave way to Homeland Security
 and the government spying on everything we do.

 We sent our sons to die in a war in Iraq that has turned out to be a fraud.
 Freedom and Patriotism are merely marketing slogans and America is shunned in the world community.

 America used to be a great nation. We can restore it to the way it used to be.
 We can go back to the days where the president is elected by the people and
 not appointed by the supreme court. I want all of you to make it a New Year's resolution
 to rebuild our nation and make America a nation of the people, by the people, and for the people.

 Marc Perkel
 Publisher, bartcop.com


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 If you work for Dean or Clark and want help punching up a speech, use that address.

 Bush to Congress: Drop f-ing dead
  Appoints Pickering Nazi without confirmation

  Click  Here

 Bush bypassed Congress and installed Charles Pickering on the federal appeals court Friday
 in an election-year slap at Democrats who had blocked the nomination for more than two years.

 Bush installed Pickering by a recess appointment, which avoids the confirmation process.
 Such appointments are valid until the next Congress takes office, in this case in January 2005.

 Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-Fair) of Mississippi, said, "It is quite unfortunate that the president
 has chosen to seat Pickering only days before the nation celebrates the life Martin Luther King.

 Thompson said that while on the federal bench in Mississippi, Pickering had sought to "limit minority
 voting strength and to stifle the rights of women - counter to everything Dr. King and the civil rights
 movement were all about."

 Knowing the Democrats, they've already forgiven Bush and they plan no retaliation because
 they're not fighters - they're simpering bean-eaters who want Bush to give them a nickname.

From  www.bushorchimp.com

I'll bet the one on the right
could ride a Segway and not fall off.

 It's my own damn fault

 The left-wing of the Democratic Party is going all Montecore on  bartcop.com but it was my mistake and I admit that.
 Not only did I break one of Bart's Laws,  I was stupid enough to break Bart's Law #1

> Bart's Law #1
> Don't EVER tell the truth in a political campaign.
> People want to be lied to.

 They don't want to hear that this next election will be about terrorist fear and military strength.
 They don't want to hear that a military man has a better chance than a man the B.F.E.E.  (not me)
 will paint as a peacenik so eager to appease Osama that he'll likely surrender America to him.

 Like I keep saying - that's part of the fear campaign they're going to run
 and talk radio, the networks and BIG print will be their free echo chamber.

 Before the defections go too far, before I have to get a job - let's debate!

 Somehow, probably in the Forum or the chat room, you Deaniacs get together and select one or two
 people to give the pro-Dean side of this debate and we'll agree this will be the most civil debate ever
 because we're all united in our goal to de-monkeyfy the White House and stop Bush's private oil war.

 I'm not going to do my usual "You can get thirty friends to help" routine, but it's certainly fair for
 either side to receive private messages saying, "Don't forget about this or that."

 I don't expect to change anyone's mind, but maybe a frank discussion will stop the exodus of
 old friends who are now calling me "a Republican who tricked them into sending money."
 Maybe I can better reassure people I don't hate Dean!

 And we better do this quick, because right now Dean is four-way tied in Iowa...

 I'll walk thru the Forum and see who might be a reasonable Deaniac debater.

 Subject: the gag rule

 Hi, Bart,

 Sounds like you and Mrs. Bart had a great holiday. I went to my sister's in Virginia;
 we spent four days pigging out and watching old movies, including the samurai marathon
 on TCM on Friday night. We made it through "Seven Samurai" and "Yojimbo" but couldn't
 stay up for "Throne of Blood" and "Gate of Hell," also great movies.

 This was done as a tie-in for "The Last Samurai" and the movies were hosted by Edward Zwick
 and Tom (Can't Act) Cruise. They showed some clips from "Last Samurai" and one cracked me up
 - it's a scene showing Cruise in sword practice with a samurai. One of the guys watching says to a
 friend (I'm paraphrasing  here), "He's getting better, isn't he?" To which he friend responds,
"Yes, but he's still ugly."

 As for his martial arts technique: take it from an old martial arts fan - he sucks! Looks like the
 Japanese extras had to do a lot of work to make him look even halfway decent in the fight scenes.

 Keep hammerin'

 Ann in Philly

 Ann, I wouldn't figure you for a samuarai fan, but it just goes to show ya...

 Want to hear something funny?
 Sword-swingin' Tom was on the last edition of "Inside the Actors Studio."

 ha ha

 Can you believe that?
 Maybe he donated a lot  :)


 USA Today's unscientific poll

 Which presidential candidate interests you enough to read a book about him/her?

 Wesley Clark 42.55%

 Subject: US out of Arabia

 The U.S. has pulled ALL their troops out of Saudi Arabia.
 That was the main point Osama was raging about.

 Does this make Bush an appeaser, or did the Saudi's make a gentle request?


 I'm sure they gave his Daddy a big check.

 Surreal Moments Serving a Mythological President

  Click  Here

"The weekend after September 11, George Bush's former Treasury secretary, Paul O'Neill, sat in a leather armchair
 at Camp David, the presidential retreat, devouring a pile of intelligence documents on al-Qaeda handed out by the
 CIA boss, George Tenet. A two-day crisis meeting of Mr Bush's senior advisers had finally wound up. The President
 had gone to bed. Across the room, Condoleezza Rice was singing hymns, (what?) accompanied on the piano by the
 John Ashcroft. (f-ing what?)   Leafing through the CIA documents, Mr O'Neill was astonished to read plans for covert
 assassinations around the globe designed to remove opponents of the US Government. The plans had virtually no
 civilian checks and balances. "What I was thinking is, 'I hope the President really reads this carefully', O'Neill said.
 'It's kind of his job. You can't forfeit this much responsibility to unelected individuals. But I knew he wouldn't.'"

 So, we have an idiot president who refuses to do any work, and a religiously insane attorney general and
 a national security advisor who sings hymns after the greatest presidential screw-up in all of history?

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 Return:  State of the Union Picture Contest

 The Unelected Monkey used last year's SOTU speech to lie about Saddam's ability to launch.
 We knew he was going to lie, so dozens of people made "He is lying" signs for their TVs.

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 Make a sign that tells the truth about Bush - take a picture of that sign
 while Bush is lying and send the picture to   bartcop@bartcop.com

 Winner gets a free year of membership until the next SOTU address.
 Second place gets six months and three people get third place prizes of 90 days.
 If you're already a member, we'll think of something...

 Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
 Last issue it was 498  ....this issue it's  times 502
From:    http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx

Damn, that a lot of destroyed families.

 Subject: Eddie Izzard

 I bought the DVD based on your short review and thank you.
 It is the funniest stand-up I have EVER seen.  There were so many times
 when my laughter threatened to overwhelm me that all I could do was cry.

 By the way Bartman, I have written to you a couple of times and you have always
 written back but I never told you that I used to work at Fox News Channel in NY.

 I was so naive that prior to the launch at a big do at the Hilton, Roger told us that we
 were going to be "fair and balanced" and I swear to god, I thought he meant that we
 were going to be straight shooters and just report.  I had absolutely no clue as to what
 he really meant.  I mean, I was surprised over the number of people that I worked with
 that seemed to have very loud and obnoxious views regarding Clinton, democrats and well,
 really just pretty darned judgmental about everyone.  And still, I merrily skipped along
 happy to do what I enjoyed, research.

 Anyway, I thought you might enjoy knowing that one of your devotees was on the 'inside'
 of the 4th Reich.  Since I am overtired now I can't seem to remember any good stories
 but when I do I'll pass them on, if you don't mind.


 Louise, thanks for that.
 I look forward to those stories.

 Plus, I remember when Tommy insisted we watch this Elglish comedian.
 I thought, "Oh God, I just flew him to Tulsa and now I'm trapped into watching this."

 But I really needed a radio/sound/computer expert so I allowed him to put Eddie on and I
 found out he's one of  the funniest white stand-ups I've seen in the last ten years.

 GOP chair claims Clark supported war
  ...transcripts show otherwise, Lie-berman says transcripts "lying"

  Click  Here

 Ed Gillespie, (R-Liar) charged Thursday that Wesley Clark endorsed Bush's policy
 toward Iraq two weeks before Congress voted to authorize Bush to go to war.
 The attack on Clark by the RNC chairman suggests that the GOP is now taking Clark's campaign seriously.

 Clark's testimony was further distorted Thursday by Matt Drudge (R-GOP Tool) who quoted selected portions
 of Clark's testimony and added sentences that don't appear in the transcript on his Web site Thursday.

 From the transcript: "As far as I know, I haven't seen any substantial evidence linking Saddam's regime to the al-Qaida
 network, though such evidence may emerge. I'm saying there hasn't been any substantiation of the linkage of the Iraqi
 regime to the events of 9/11 or the fact that they are giving weapons of mass destruction capability to al-Qaida."

 FIFA president calls for sexier uniforms for women

  Click  Here

 FIFA president Sepp Blatter said women should consider wearing more revealing uniforms, such as
 skimpier shorts, to bring more attention to the game. At least one top player called the advice "ridiculous"
 and "irresponsible."   Blatter said women's soccer needs different sponsors from the men's game and should
 try to attract fashion and cosmetics companies by featuring ``more feminine uniforms.''

 Hmmm, sounds to me like he's trying to draw attention to a dying sport.


 Subject: Rush and McNabb

 Retarded Bart,

 As usual you are a little slow on the news.
 Yes, it was a funny thing Fox sports did with a fake McNabb whaling the tar out of an effigy to Rush Limbaugh.

 Only one problem with all your giggles and snorting.
 Rush predicted McNabb and the Eagles will win the Super Bowl about three weeks ago.

 Well sure, after saying McNabb was overrated by liberals, Rush has to retreat because McNabb brought
 the Eagles to their third consecutive championship game so what choice did the vulgar Pigboy have?

 You should feel dumb and uninformed, right?  McNabb has thanked Rush Limbaugh for
 revving him and his Eagles up for a magnificent run since Rush quit the sports show.

 I'd have to see that to believe it.
 Blind, I'll bet that didn't happen.

 McNabb wants to hire Rush now and spend a lot of time with him planning future public relations efforts.

 ha ha
 Yeah, and he wants his daughter to marry the Nazi bastard, right?

 Donovan McNabb now thinks Rush is the greatest.

 You are one goofy duck, you know that?

 So does Tiger Woods.  So does Justice Clarence Thomas, J C. Watts, Tom Sowell, Walter Williams
 and millions of black fans who understand he paves the road to success while Democrats give them
 a lonely dirt road to trod on to the Liberal Plantation.

 You were correct until you got to "millions."
 The blacks making mega-money by selling out their race do very good - that's a fact.
 Also, I'm not sure Tiger has said "Rush is the greatest," but I know those others have.
 One hundred years ago, Slappy and Sowell would've been happy to whip runaway slaves
 just to get a cute nickname from the smirking slave owner in the big white house.

 Bob Blooger (making you look stupid again)

 ha ha
 Keep writing, no matter what.

 Subject: Your language

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> You are quite capable of articulating your points with verve and wit without
> bringing things to such a base and anachronistic level.

 I was angry when I wrote that.
 You could probably tell.

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 Bill Bennett
 Virtue Spokesman  as seen on evilgopbastards.com

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 The nation was shocked to discover that the national scold and morality czar had lost millions at high stakes gambling.

 A source claiming first-hand information now reports that Casino Bill's other vice runs to the exotic -- liasons
 with a very buff Las Vegas dominatrix.  According to our source, national-press reporters have interviewed the
"beautiful domme muse mistress," but have been reluctant to publish the story to date.

 They always cover for the GOP.

 Strom Thurmond, Arnold, Newt, Poppy Bush's Jennifer, Bob Livingston, Pinhead's abortion/coke bust/deserting,
 they never printed a word of the truth until after someone else broke the story, but each Clinton rumor was on
 the front page of the New York Whore Times and led the network evening news every night..

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 Subject: bin Laden

 You, Bartcop, put the word fact in boldface when discussing Bin Laden.
 You left out the FACT that he also wants to kill every Christian and Jew.

 Once he has accomplished that goal he will kill the Muslim infidels who dont see things his way.
 In case your too damn stupid to recognize it, you will be killed if he has his way.

 In case you dont realize that you were defending a man who wants us all dead--you were.


 Carson, have you recently suffered fallen and perhaps hit your head?

 We Democrats are angry that Bush stopped looking for bin Laden to steal Saddam's oil.
 I want the 9-11 planners killed, not Iraqis.

 Joe Conason's Journal
 Al Gore's remarkable speech Thursday is a stark reminder
 that a lesser man took what this man had won.

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 Al Gore's remarkable address on climate change and environmental policy won a sustained ovation from
 the audience that filled Manhattan's Beacon Theatre this afternoon. Lucid, learned, witty and fearless, the man
 who won the last presidential election delivered what was certainly the best speech of his career and one of the
 best I've ever heard given by any politician. (It is now available here.) The event's only regrettable aspect was
 the absence of certain individuals who ought to have shut up and listened -- including Ralph Nader and his supporters,
 axe-grinding reporters who maligned Gore so unfairly in 2000, and such scientific authorities as  Rep. Roy Blunt
 and Dr. Matt Drudge, who evidently "think" a winter snowstorm somehow disproves global warming.

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