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1435 - Kerry Gives Up
Black Wednesday Nov 3,
Mike Malloy on AAR weeknights
"Will we decide to fight in 2008, or should
we just drop the two-party charade?"
-- Bart, taking the loss hard
Hopes for less-of-an-asshole Bush
As Bush edged close to an election victory,
France, Germany and other European countries
Bush told to "Fuck off" during his first
four years promised to work with the new fascist administration.
Some European leaders expressed hope that
Bush would reach out to the continent in his second term.
But others gloomily forecast no major tack
in White House policy and continued trans-Atlantic bickering.
Bush the global criminal will never have
to face voters again, so expect the worst, Europe.
He was the most irresponsible bastard in
history before he had to face voters again - so watch out.
Had Kerry won, the BFEE would've probably
been satisfied with the hundreds of billions they've stolen,
but the voters want Bush to have four more
years to steal and kill, so you guys have to live with him just like us.
"If you're not careful, the sun in Florida
will tan you too dark to vote."
-- Jon Stewart last
Subject: Your lies
I read your site every now and again, it's
a bit much for me but hey, everyone's entitled right?
However this is really amazing to me:
> "I want you younger people to listen to me.
Bush has a plan for you - he's going to draft you
> at gunpoint in the prime of your life and send
you to die in Iraq to make more billions for Halliburton.
> I have no such plan, and I need your
vote on November 2."
Maybe you missed the fact that is was Charles
Rangle who brought the draft up for a vote
and that he had 14 democrats support the
bill which was not supported by a single republican.
Talk about lying to the people. Pathetic.
Not fighting for Halliburton
Marty, my people know about Rangle.
They also know Rangle introduced that bill
to shock people
into realizing a draft was coming because
Bush is hiding that fact.
Of course the GOP won't support that - until after the election.
Have you done the math?
We need many, many more troops in Iraq,
and 90 percent are there now.
Do you think volunteers are lining up in
America to be beheaded in Iraq?
I told no lies.
My readers are ahead of the curve, they
know what's what.
If you're in Iraq I hope you come home in
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Bunning wins KY senate race
Rep 861,424 - 51 percent
Daniel Mongiardo Dem 843,011
- 49 percent
In Kentucky they are so conservative,
they rather have an ubstable Republican than a rational Democrat.
Overpowers Bush on Black Vote
But white people refuse to vote for one of their own
Bush was doing as poorly with blacks as
he did in 2000, getting only about 10% of their votes,
exit polls indicated. His performance with
black voters in 2000 was the worst for a Republican
presidential candidate since Goldwater
got 6 percent in 1964 in his race against Lyndon Johnson.
Kerry also led among Hispanic voters, but
the gap was closer
Subject: Why Kerry
will beat Bush?
As it stands, Bush is poised to win the
election as I write this. I doubt any type of last minute miracle
will save us.
You were soooooooo right about the Democrats.
They really fucked up this time and seemed to learn very little from 2000.
So, the wife and I are seriously talking
about Canada being our home for the next four years or longer.
Not sure how we will accomplish that, but
time will tell.
JFCHRIST!!!! How can the country be
this fucking clueless???!!!!!!
I was talking with a Bush supporter today
who told me, "I don't put much sway in science".....with a straight face,
I asked him if he would prefer the dark
ages where others told him what to think and believe, rather than having
data that he could evaluate on his own.
He was incapable of understanding what I was saying. "It can never
I left it at that, as obviously, he is
an ignorant slave.
There is a civil war coming in this country.
It is building, and I doubt anything will be able to stop it.
We are on the slippery slope to internal
combustion. The soldiers of the imaginary cloud being can be convinced
of anything, and they
are so eager to believe in anything that
tells them, you are right, and destroying your "enemies" is right, anything
you think, do, or say is
o.k. with God. I saw Spartacus today,
the new one, boy did that have a lot to say about what we are witnessing
in this country.
I am so, so, so very heart broken over
what this country has become and where it is going in the next four years
Where are we now...
Thanks for all you have done.
You have tried very hard to tell the truth.
I'll be drinking one for you sometime soon.
Glenn, the truth continues to be very expensive.
This morning's mail brought more subscription cancellations than
any previous single day ever.
Apparently, Democrats are holding bartcop.com
responsible for Kerry's loss.
Up to $50 as Bush Wins Again
America wants war, wants $50
oil, wants Patriot Act
Oil prices rallied back above $50 a barrel
on Wednesday, boosted by projections
of an early electoral lead by President
Bush in the tight U.S. election.
Early speculation of a lead by Kerry took
prices lower, but network exit polls
showing Bush with an electoral count lead
helped reverse the losses, dealers said.
"Prices have gone back up because it's looking
more likely that Bush will win,"
said one London-based trader with a major
Why is higher oil prices a good thing?
Why does Wall Street "rally" higher prices?
Get involved, write your thoughts down
and send them to Alan
says Drudge report bogus
Fox News debunked another lie sending shockwaves
across the Internet from Drudge,
which said 2,000 votes were found on voting
machines in Philadelphia before the vote began.
District Attorney Lynn Abrahams told Fox
that the 'extra' votes actually referred to the 'lifetime totals'
of all votes ever made on the machine,
which would include testing, much like an odometer records
all miles traveled in a car and a specific
counter records miles traveled for a single trip.
Subject: Pull your head
out of your ass on Israel
Another "friend" loses her head over Israel
"November 2 is the day we've been waiting for
all our lives.
Nixon was nothing compared to
these bastards. This is the
most important election of my lifetime,
including my own race."
-- George McGovern, calling
Hunter S.Thompson, Attribution
"Have been beset by sporadic depression over
Bush message is simply and brutal -
Kerry is a weakling, whereas Kerry ridicules the President
for multiple failures without beating
him down for the personal slanders and personal cowardice.
Kerry seems to have brought a knife
to a gun fight, and it does beg the question "If he can't handle
a junkyard dog like Bush, how can he
It was dueling commercial animals: wolves
vs eagles, but where was the LIAR ad showing the snickering
Bush looking under a lecture table
for the WMD's, "are they under here?". With Bush's disasterous decisions,
Kerry should be 5-8 points ahead at
this point. The great evildoer himself weighed in with a suprisingly
diplomatic message that had everyone
scratching their heads. 'We don't attack America because we hate
your freedom', he said, 'but because
you attack us'. He seemed to offer almost a truce if we would desist,
very different from his earlier stark
ultimatums. Unclear was his Presidential preference, but his lack of
election day threat argues against
Bush. Think his appearance was a wash in effect- "keep the same horse"
balances "punish the incompetent Pres
who didn't catch him".
-- hammernews.com Attribution
R the Pillar
My thank you for your donation was returned as undeliverable.
It said, "recipient storage full."
You must be getting a lot of e-mail :)
Debunked by David Brock's firm
Morris, and Charen falsely claimed that only three tons of explosives were
missing from Al Qaqaa
pundits forwarded discredited Wash. Times article blaming Russians for
missing explosives in Iraq
To back Bush, Hannity selectively cited polls and Limbaugh ignored them
"How did you get your job? It is apparent to
most of us in broadcasting
that your father got you your job.
And yet I really don't think you're
qualifgied to be the fead of the Federal
-- Howard Stern, calling
in to a radio show when Michael Powell was a guest,
Almost Doubles Bush's Recount Funds
Under Federal Election Commission
rules, both candidates are allowed to use remaining funds
from their primary election committees
to conduct recount activities, which in Kerry's case amounts
to just under $45
million. That compares to
just more than $16
million left over in
the Bush/Cheney primary election
...do they play hockey in short
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Subject: BCR Show 58
Oh, shit, what a shitty morning.
Anyway, Part 2 of show 58 won't download,
and Part 1 cuts off before it is done (2.5 mb size, too small?).
I need me my bartcop to get me through
Brian, sorry about that.
Yesterday was a traffic nightmare and the server had problems.
I'll reload Parts 1 and 2, they should work fine by the time
you read this.
Subject: Damn it
I probably came to your site for the first
time shortly after the whole 2000 heartbreak thingy.
I don't recall precisely now, but I do
know that I was getting heavily into politics and the web
at about the same time during the Gore
campaign. So it's been something like 4 years.
What a...there just isn't a word.
What a ...that.
Imagine my surprise to discover a voice
of sanity in the wilderness of fundamentalist-inspired horseshit
that America so often has appeared to be
in recent years, from a republican stronghold in my very own
damnass knuckle-dragging state of Oklahoma
(you, that is).
Well, you can't imagine. So in lieu
of that (or, in secret code, "in lieu of other things"--think LePetomaine),
take a hundred bucks instead. I've
tossed some bones your way every now and then, as circumstances or
inclination dictated, but throughout all
of these very nerve-wracking (and worse) 4 years, you've been there
day in and day out regardless of inclination
or circumstances, giving some hope to the rest of us that we're not
just imagining things when our intuition
tells us it's time to throw our highballs at the dumbass on TV.
We can't predict the next 12-24 hours, whether
they'll give us the keys to a sensible, sane new century/millenium,
or if instead they'll just give us a more
finely-attuned sense of heartache, but damn now, things look pretty good,
But fuck it. You've been true throughout,
and today I want to give you a vote of confidence no matter what news
this most monumental day in all of human
history brings (gawd I hope those Skull-n-Bones dudes are wrong).
Bart, here's to you. I flatter myself
to be a pillar of your site. I might even be.
But you are (shut the fuck up, Lee Greenwood)
a pillar of America itself.
Many happy returns, and a window to throw
it out of.
And whyfor you ain't in the chat room?
If ever anyone should ask, you look them
straight in the eye and tell them,
"They read BARTCOP in Taiwan."
HZ, I was in the chatroom some, but I was blogging most of the night.
All the Stock Market links are frozen today.
I guess the super rich are checking their portfolios, but according
Defense stocks are up because
more expensive, bloody wars are coming
Energy stocks are up because
there's no limit on the price gouging now.
Pharmacueticals are up - ditto
on the price gouging
High-end retail is screaming
- need to trade in last year's Bentley?
So, you blacks, you gays, you poor, you immigrants, you sick
and you old,
...just knock it off, OK?
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says he declined Russert's offer to appear on NBC
NBC needs a disgraced, drug-addled racist Pigboy calling election
Yanks Lowe's Truly Awful 'Dr. Vegas'
Rob Lowe left the best show he'll ever be on
They're on SNL Live and three episodes of CSI
Delaney Lands Ex-Flame Gig on 'O.C.'
Fired from "Blue" and CSI," maybe she'll work at "O.C."
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Topples Daschle, Widens Senate Lead
Maybe kissing Bush's ass was the wrong move, Tom?
Tom Daschle lost his Senate seat Tuesday
night in a political upset that left Democrats reeling and Republicans
While Democrats mourned, Republicans were
jubilant at the fortunes of their candidate, who two years ago lost a bruising
race to South Dakota's other Democratic
senator, Tim Johnson, by just 524 votes.
"I think everyone's got a little celebrating to
do," Mr. Thune declared to his cheering supporters at about 3:30 a.m.,
Daschle had called to offer his congratulations.
To which a supporter yelled out, "You go, Senator!"
The outcome will strip the Senate of its
most powerful Democrat, raising questions of who will lead the party.
Daschle has spent 26 years in Congress-18
of them in the Senate-and has been the Democratic leader for 10 years,
two years longer than his most famous predecessor,
Lyndon Johnson. Until Kerry emerged this year as the nominee,
the soft-spoken senator from South Dakota
was the party's de facto national spokesman.
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"If, as seems likely, the President follows
the neo-conservative agenda and takes
his war of "liberation" beyond Iraq
-- Syria and Iran seem to be the next targets
-- the transformation of the GOP will
be complete: it will become the imperial party.."
Raimondo, "The US will now be ruled by the imperial party" Attribution
Mourning in America
This is what I have learned these last
two years. That the tragic thing about our public life is not that we are
led by liars.
It is that they have turned us into a nation
of liars. For every time a leader whom ordinary, decent people want nothing
more than to trust as a source of authority - a
president, a minister, a leader of an outfit like the Maryland Family Values
Alliance - says something untrue, it gets
repeated by these decent people as truth. That feels like civic death to
soldier body count in Iraq
1105, 1111, 1120,
1124, dead American soldiers.
"The U.S. invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq
will be studied for years for their brilliance."
-- VP Snarl, bragging about their great success Attribution
Voters tell us they wants more war,
and more soldiers killed.
It's a sad day for our military
don't understand last night
Millions of lower and middle class people validated Bush's illegal
and bloody war.
Millions of lower and middle class people voted to co-sign for
more loans for the super-rich.
Millions of lower and middle class people voted for highes taxes
Millions of lower and middle class people voted for $50 gasoline
Millions of lower and middle class people voted for more Treasury
looting by the BFEE?
Millions of lower and middle class people voted for skyrocketing
health care costs?
Millions of lower and middle class people endorsed a smirking
idiot who doesn't know the issues.
Thousands of military families voted to keep Daddy in Iraq longer
It makes no sense, and the most frustrating thing is there's not
one conservative in America
who's willing to step into the live chat room and explain why
they voted the way they did.
It makes no sense.
It's like being too hot, then turning the thermostat UP.
It's like being the victim of a robbery, then not locking your
door when you leave home.
It's like going to a car lot and dickering for a higher price.
It's like being shot, then driving away from the hospital.
I know Kerry was a terrible candidate who refused to fight- even
a little - but why would
people punish themselves and their pocketbook because Kerry wouldn't
put up a fight?
True the form, the GOP and the media are piling on, saying we
lost because of "values,"
as tho gay marriage means more to their daily lives than the
massacre in Iraq or having a job.
It makes no sense.
People saw Bush in Fahrenheit 9/11 and said, "I
love this guy, give me more?"
People listen to Al Franken, Randi Rhodes and Mike Malloy and
said, "They're all wrong?"
People saw the lies in Outfoxed and said, "There's
a fair and balanced network?"
Is it loneliness? Do people sit alone in their homes
and listen to Rush, Hannity and Savage
and consider them to be "good friends" who they want to help
on election day?
Or do the Democrats need to run an AWOL drunken deserter who can't
speak or think?
Anybody have any clues?
You have two minutes to record your message.
"Kerry conceded already?
Isn't that a kick in the teeth to people
who stood in line for ten hours to vote?
Isn't that a kick in the teeth to people
who worked for free for months to elect him?"
-- Mrs. Bart, not in a good mood today
did we lose?
Pick any of the last 100 issues and choose a reason.
I listed the reasons every day why Kerry was blowing it.
Those truths cost me a great many subscribers. I lost so
I'm once again able to thank each PayPal subscriber individually.
Biggest reason - Kerry refused
to fight. Convention week, he said, "No Bush bashing."
That was a hueueuege mistake. NaziCon2004 was four nights of pure Kerry bashing.
Democrats always play nice, and that's why the voters
wouldn't trust us to handle Osama.
It seems like Kerry had no desire to win.
Kerry took the summer off.
I wonder if he regrets throwing that time away.
Kerry had a chance to change history, but Kerry went windsurfing
handled Iraq the same as Bush, even if I knew Saddam had no WMDs."
A dagger in the heart of his campaign. How
stupid can a man be to say he's "just like" his opponent?
It seems like Kerry had no desire to win.
Kerry insisted on getting in every Dukakis tank he could find.
Again and again, Kerry posed for pictures that made people
laugh out loud.
Again and again he did this, apparently totally unable
to learn from his mistakes.
Every day, Bush looked presidential, beating the podium
promising to "fight terra,"
and then they'd switch to Kerry, acting like a teenager
on dope for the cameras.
Kerry's last and best chance
to save this was the debates. When he told Vernon Jordan to agree
the rule that the candidates couldn't ask each other questions,
he lost the election that very day.
That guaranteed that Bush would never be asked
any tough questions.
How could Kerry give Bush a get out of jail card?
It seems like Kerry had no desire to win.
Kerry refused to speak like a
normal man. He always talked like a Harvard pinhead.
How could he make a mistake this big?
How could he make a mistake this big, again and again
and again and again?
Night after night, Jon and Dave and Jay and the others
made fun of his stiff style,
be he stayed stiff, month after month - he never even
tried to speak to the people.
His refusal to fight back. Like
Gore, he told us 1,000 times how much he was going to fight,
but when it came time to fight, he laid down and went
They ran thousands of Swift Boad ads, and kerry refused
to answer those thousands of ads.
Kerry thinks you fight fire with dignified silence.
How naive can a career politician be?
It seems like Kerry had no desire to win.
He allowed Karl Rove to describe
him, and he let others use Rove's description all year.
"The most liberal man in the senate?"
Not even close, but since Kerry refused to deny it,
and he refused to ask on what that lie was based, people
assumed it must be true.
This is extra hard to take for so many reasons:
Our side is right, the facts
are on our side, but Kerry adamantly refused to state the facts
Kerry lost to the worst candidate
in history. This candidate Bush is twenty times worse
than the candidate Bush that Gore ran against, and
Kerry got his ass whipped b y this loser?
In BCR Show 58, I said Kerry
had 100 attacks to use against Bush, he used maybe ten of them,
and even those he barely mentioned, in a whisper,
only on occasions when it didn't matter much.
In the back issues, again and again, I wrote, "If only Kerry
would mention THIS or THAT,"
but Kerry refused to fight and I wish I could tell you why.
The media was against him. They
were, but they were agianst Clinton, too.
The GOP had more money, because
money wasn't a factor.
The incumbent is tough to beat
- look at Al Gore.
Bottom line: Kerry
didn't want it enough to fight for it.
He wanted to win playing polite and playing by the rules like
Democrats always do.
You want to know a secret?
We're going to lose in 2006 and 2008 and every election after
that until we start to fight back.
America was afraid to trust our safety to a non-fighter.
Think of the signal this send to the rest of the world:
"America loves Bush, America loves killing
Arabs, America loves stealing your assets."
God, that makes me sick.
Our worldwide reputation just took another nosedive.
Last thing: Before you write to say, "Fuck
you," address the reasons why we lost.
I'm not a genius and I'm not always right - but I am this time.
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