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The Monkey's problems
O'Reilly, Pigboy - journalists? 
BFEE did Security for WTC 
Today's Deep Throat ignored?
What's wrong with America? 
Can't get off torture 
Lyons -  What's next? 
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 Quotes

"Hard work is seeing your son's murder on CNN while you're enjoying the last supper
  you'll ever truly enjoy again.  Hard work is holding your other three children as they
  lower the body of their brother into the ground. Hard work is not jumping in the grave
  with him and having the earth cover you both."
      -- Cindy Sheehan, on Dubya's whining that it's "hard work" comforting the many wives of
          soldiers that he got killed with his nasty oil greed and his deadly WMD lies     Attribution
 

 Meanwhile, the Democrats are kissing his ass and screaming at Dean for telling the truth?
 

  Comments?


 Monkey's problems = GOP's problems 
  GOP in panic over Bush's political nosedive

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Fearing that Bush's political problems may become their own, Republicans in Congress
 are beginning to yearn for the good old days of seven months ago, when he had somebody
 to run against. Voters were worried in November about the economy and the war in Iraq,
 but they didn't take it out on the incumbent on Election Day.    They are now.    Bush's poll
 ratings are among the worst since he took office, declining in virtually every category since
 Kerry bent over.  From his handling of the economy, foreign policy and the war in Iraq to his
 job approval rating and voters' assessment of the country's direction, the president's political
 scores are in serious decline."
 

 If the Democrats had someone like Ol' Bart in charge, we could take back both houses in 2006.
 But they don't want power - they're busy kissing Bush's ass, not saving our once-great country.

 Oh, sorry...
 They DO have someone like me in charge, but they distance themselves from him.
 

  Comments?



 O'Reilly, Pigboy, Woodward equals as journalists?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 About 40 percent of Americans say they consider Bill O'Reilly (R-Pervert) a journalist,
 more than would define Bob Woodward the same way, according to a new poll.

 O'Reilly is on the Fox News Whore Channel, offering horseshit and tart conservative opinions,
 while Woodward is seen by some as an intelligent writer of news stories and books.

 Worse still, more than a quarter said vulgar Pigboy Rush Limbaugh was one, while one in five
 said they considered George (Dumber than Chippy the Chimp) Will to be a journalist..

.. Chippy the Chimp, accuracy rate .517

..George Will, accuracy rate .410
 

 McLaughlin, Kondrake, George Will and the Barnes chimp
 would give anything to be as smart as Chippy the Chimp!

  Comments?


 Subject: your WTC collapse fairy tale

 Liar, liar, don't you know anything abour architecture?

 Dozens of people.
 
 

 Tell you what - I won't be so gullible next time.
 Next time an ex-BFEE dude says he thinks the WTC collapse was an inside job,
 I'll shut down the page and the radio show and enroll in a college architecture class.

 I'll study hard for eight years, keeping my nose in my books and study real hard,
 that way I can report back to you in 2013 with my findings so we'll all be winners.
 

 <Bart does a shot at 10:40 in the morning>

 I can't take much more of this.
 I need another vacation.

  Comments?



 Quotes

"Why wasn't Biden smart enough to also say that we are
  going to need a draft because of the 'Republican war?'

 The word 'draft' should NEVER be spoken unless it is
 accompanied by the words 'Republican war.'  Otherwise what
 the public will hear is "the Democrats are calling for a draft!"
    -- Dave Johnson on seeingtheforest.com
 

 Bottom line, Biden has Bush's back on this bloody war.
 Biden will do anything he can to protect Bush, even to his own peril.
 Biden is a typical senate Democrat, his motto is, "Surrender and kiss Bush's ass."
 If the Democrats had any brains or courage, they would label this, "Bush's war,"

 Why do that?  Because it's cheaper than cheap - it's FREE and it makes the point and it's
 easy to remember and understand and it would pay great dividends when America's approval
 for this war bottoms out at 22 percent - that's why they won't do it - because it would work!

 The scared-bunny Democrats think peace is possible over there, and they want to be on
 Bush's side when Zarqawi marches into Jerusalem to spend the night at Sharon's house.
 

  Comments?


 Subject: besides Clark

 I gotta agree with Jason.  If you want an option, how about Wesley Clark?
 I think he can appeal to a wider spectrum.  Hillary would never get elected.

 growl

 
 They'll say Clark has no experience.
 A Hillary-Clark ticket would be the Demo's dream ticket.
 

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 Deep Throat would be ignored today
     by Don Williams

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Were a figure like Deep Throat to emerge today, he would be ignored. It's an irony lost on
 talking heads and scribes who've been waxing nostalgic for the good old days of Watergate
 ever since Mark Felt stepped from the shadows. Not only would mainstream media shun such
 an anonymous source of information, the terrible truth is that we don't need a spy - which Felt was,
 by definition - to tell us our leaders are engaging in high crimes and misdemeanors.

 The story's been broken. Crimes worse than those that caused president Richard Nixon to resign
 are being committed now in the full light of day. Nixon was busted from the presidency for covering up
 a two-bit burglary. George W. Bush and those surrounding him took America to war and undermined
 the Geneva Accords. The result has been more than 110,000 deaths, including about 2,000 Americans,
 counting civilians - the deliberate torture of innocents and more. Such crimes continue in full public view.

 Yet, instead of facing impeachments and jail terms, our leaders dress themselves in ribbons and medals
 and strut boldly upon the stage of history, immune to justice and bent on more mayhem - space weapons,
 new nukes, more environmental degradation and worse, emboldened by an apparent immunity from blame.
 
 

 Damn, I'd like to buy this guy a shot of Chinaco Anejo

  Comments?


 Subject: 9-11 and the WTC

 Bartcop,

 This story MUST stay alive.  There's too many loose ends and unexplained items here.
 Dig up the story of the computer tech who testifies that on the night of September 8th
 the power in both towers was shut down for an overnight.

 That's the ONLY time that ever happened in the history of the WTC.
 This meant that every security camera above the 48th floor was off.

 Also, the security cameras on the top of the towers and overlooking the plaza were off.

 WHY?

 Chris D
 

 Chris, I can't print a story like that.
 I have no degree in architecture.
 Don't worry, I'll be back in 2013 with an informed opinion.
 

  Comments?



 Quotes

"How sad is it when a monster like Saddam is more ethical than Bush or Blair?
  George Bush, Tony Blair, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condileeza Rice, Paul Wolfowitz,
  Colin Powell and 99% of the American media are war criminals or complicit in war crimes.
  We now see why BushCo was determined that it not be subject to the International Criminal Court."
        --my good friend David Allen, and he's right,       http://thoughtcrimes.org/mt/
 

  Comments?


 Subject: Live 8 bands

 Bartcop,

 Pink Floyd and U2?   How old were you when Live Aid happened?
 Those bands, especially P.F. are old washed up has bins.
 You don't listen to any new post 90's bands/groups/music enough to want to check it out?

 If Garbage was in the line up you'd probably jet over personally to watch Shirley Manson perform.
 And, seeing as you like Pink Floyd and get off on little photos of Shirley, it kind of sounds creepy.
 She's like, 20 years younger than you at best....

 Blue88
 

  <Bart does another shot at 11:20 in the morning>
 

 Blue, "today's hot bands" are on tour with Loolapalooza, or whatever that's called.

 No - wait - I'm sorry.
 That was cancelled because nobody gave a rat's ass about "today's hot bands."
 

  Comments?



 Bush-Linked Co. did Security for WTC, Dulles and United
  Where any BFEE members go, corruption follows

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush's brother Neil was on the board of a company providing electronic security for the WTC,
 Dulles Airport and United Airlines. The company was backed by an Arabian investment firm,
 the Kuwait-American Corp., also linked for years to the Bush family.

 The company has security contracts with Defense and the U.S. Army, but no details were released,
 citing security concerns. It has an ongoing line with the GSA - meaning that its bids for contracts are
 noncompetitive - and also did security work for the Los Alamos laboratory before 1998.

 Meanwhile, Marvin Bush was a director at Stratesec from 1993 to fiscal year 2000. But the White House
 has not publicly disclosed Bush connections in any of its responses to 9/11, nor has it mentioned that another
 Bush-linked business had done security work for the facilities attacked.
 

 I wonder if the BFEE was short with AA and other corporations that were hit hardest on 9-11?
 Remember the BFEE's motto: 'Never steal anything small.'
 

  Comments?


 Fable: Fictional stories with talking animals

 Bible: Fictional stories with talking animals
 

 Comments?



 Can't get off torture 

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  Torture is our most popular and misunderstood topic.
 

  Comments?


 Subject: BCR Show 76 feedback

 I think show 76 is your best yet. Keep up the good work.

 I don't know why it seems different,
 but if you know what you did out of the ordinary, do it again.

 Thanks for your hard work.
 It matters.

 Mags
 

 Mags, so you're the one who heard BCR 76?
 Nobody else wrote.  I'm doing these shows for you.

 Thanks - I thought maybe the links were broke.
 

 Comments?



 What's wrong with America?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 It's been an interesting experience, being an American abroad, especially since 9/11.
 Whether in Europe or south Asia, people gape with disbelief at what appears to be an unchained
 American empire, contemptuous of the rules that apply to others, murderously indifferent to the
 value of non-American life. And they ask ex-pats like me, "What's wrong with the USA?"

 Sentiments like these are routinely dubbed "anti-American" in the U.S. media, which likes to portray
 the rest of the world as writhing in the grip of an irrational knee-jerk hatred, an "anti-Americanism"
 rooted in envy or backwardness. I've been lucky. In my 34 years living outside the USA, I've had the
 chance to learn something from those at the wrong end of U.S. policies.
 

 What's wrong is the Democrats don't mind losing elections - they just don't care.
 

 Comments?


 What's next?
     by Gene Lyons

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 For the longest time, all the Bush White House had to do to answer critics of the war
 in Iraq was to unfurl Old Glory. The time for flag-waving, however, appears to be ending.
 According to a USA Today/Gallup poll, almost six in 10 Americans think the U.S. should
 start bringing the troops home ASAP. Only 36 percent, roughly the hard-core Republican base,
 want them to stay.   Majorities in several polls say the war wasn't worth the sacrifice and doubt
 that Iraq was ever a threat to the United States. Would-be soldiers are voting with their feet.
 Despite lowering standards to include drug users and small-time criminals, Army recruiters
 keep significantly missing their enlistment quotas. Marine recruiters aren't doing much better.
 There's even talk of a renewed draft, but that's not going to happen.
 

 Comments?



 Subject: message from Karash

 Bart,

 Thank you again for the opportunity of the chat/debate.
 I wanted to wait a while to write in about it to give your readers/listeners time to weigh in,
 so let me know if this is still too early.  I put a lot of work into a long response in an attempt
 to give justice to all the issues brought up, and I'd really appreciate if you'd put it up on a
 separate section of the page, and link to it on the next couple issues.

 To your benefit, it isn't just about the debate, but about the troop-support issue, and you
 can use it as a stockpile of "dove" information, or whatever you like to call it.

<snippage>

 Karash
 
 

 <Bart does another shot at 11:35>

 Dude, (perhaps) the majority of Democrats are anti-troop.
 The anti-troop people loved your debate performance.
 You proved to them that the troops are blood-thirsty murderers.

 I think you should accept your victory.
 

  Comments?


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"Robert Parry's 'Secrecy & Privilege' is one of the best books I have read on American politics
  and parapolitics. Robert Parry is very good indeed: he has the serious investigative journalist's
  care with sources and that simple, transparent style which lets the reporting speak for  itself."
    -- The book reviewer for the British political journal, Lobster,
 

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 Musclehead jeered at Speech

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  Excerpt:
 Gov. Musclehead's return to his alma mater turned into an exercise in perseverance
 when virtually his every word was accompanied by catcalls, howls and piercing whistles
 from the crowd.   Musclehead's face appeared to redden during his address Tuesday to
 graduates at Santa Monica College, but he ignored the shouting as he recalled his days as
 a student and, later, his work as a bodybuilder and an admitted sexual predator.

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 Klein's New Low In Hillary Bashing
     by Joe Conason

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  Excerpt:
 Even the most fanatical Hillary-haters will be disappointed if they're expecting to
 wallow in fresh sewage. Almost all of this crud floated through the pipeline long ago.

 The Truth About Hillary emits a strong smell of toxic mold. Its 250-plus pages are
 padded out with the same old tales and the same old innuendoes, recounted by the
 same old parade of discredited or unnamed sources.
 

  Comments?


..

 Subject: torture terrific

 Hi Bart,
 Why don't you show us all how great torture is.

 I know, you could find and torture "a bad guy", someone really evil, then video tape it for all of us.
 Show us "the confession" and just how many lives you saved! Big Stud!
 Then we'll all be so grateful to you, and we'll really believe that "torture works".

 Show us the data you've come across that proves torture does what you say, then you'll be "The Hero".
 If not, shut the fuck up about something you're totally ignorant about.
 Quit promoting bullshit!

 Best Regards,
 Rob the Monkey
 

 Ron the Monkey,

 For the 100,000th time, I'm not pro-torture.
 Even a monkey can read and understand what that means, right?
 Meanwhile,

 why don't you show us all how great 10,000,000 murders are.

 I know, you could find 10,000,000 people and and murder them,
 some really innocent New Yorkers, then video tape it for all of us.

 Show us the "benefits" of 10,000,000 murders and how your principles were saved.
 Big Stud!
 Then we'll all be so grateful to you, and we'll really believe that "ignorance works."

 Show us the data you've come across that proves 10,000,000 murders is a good thing,
 then you'll be "The Hero".

 If not, shut the fuck up about something you're totally ignorant about.
 Quit promoting 10,000,000 murders, you Monkey!

 Best Regards,
 Bart and the 10,000,000 people who are still alive.

 OR,

 we could act like adults and address the problem instead of screaming insults.

 I can do that - can you?

 You and like-minded thinkers can go on and on about how Bart invented some "wild scenario,"
 but they say odds are America will have a "nuclear incident" in the next six years.

 Maybe we should wait until after it happens to look at ways to prevent it?
 

  Comments?


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"I know the party line. You know, the Department of Defense, the U.S. Army,
  five-star generals, four-star generals, Bush, Rumsfeld:   The Iraqis will be ready
  in whatever time period, but from the ground, I can say with certainty they won't
  be ready before I leave. And I know I'll be back in Iraq,  probably in three or four years.
  And I don't think they'll be ready then. '"
    -- 1st Lt. Kenrick Cato, 34, of Long Island, giving an honest opinion,    Attribution
 

  Comments?



 Subject: closing Gitmo

 Is the Guantanamo Bay prison camp an embarrassment to the United States?
 I suppose it all depends on who you believe. If you believe the American press
 which says that the Koran was inadvertently urinated upon then it's no big deal.

 People accidentally urinate on holy books all the time according to us.
 But some people in other parts of the world aren't believing it.
 The problem is - we really are acting like the Nazi's and we need to stop it.
 We have become our own enemy.

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA.
 

  Comments?


 Senators who refused to sign anti-lynching resolution
                                                                                           Courtesy of  dailykos.com

 Lamar Alexander (R-TN)
 Robert Bennett (R-UT)
 Christopher Bond (R-MO)
 

..
     GOP fundraiser, Plantersville Mississppi 1947

 Saxby Chambliss (R-GA)   "Ain't nothing wrong with a lynchin'"
 Judd Gregg (R-NH)
 Thad Cochran (R-MS)
 Kent Conrad (D-ND)   (We need a way to force racist bastards out of our party)
 John Cornyn (R-TX)
 Michael Crapo (R-ID)
..
 Trent Lott (R-MS)  "We treat woman as equals in the all-white GOP"
 Lisa Murkowski (R-AK)
 George Voinovich (R-OH)
..
              GOP Convention party, Monroe, GA 1952

 Richard Shelby (R-AL)  "We were just having a little fun, that's all"
 John Sununu (R-NH)
 Craig Thomas (R-WY)
 Jim Bunning (R-KY)
 Conrad Burns (R-MT)
 

 It's amazing that today's senators can be pro-lynching in Bush's Amerikka,
 but maybe that's what we deserve for having the Murder Monkey as president.
 

  Comments?



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  that enjoyed an active role in American politics through much of the 20th century.
  Perhaps you've heard of them, no? Ask your parents"
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