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"People are doing the same as in Saddam's time
and worse. These were the precise reasons that we
fought Saddam and now we are seeing the same
things. We are hearing about secret police, secret bunkers
where people are being interrogated. A lot
of Iraqis are being tortured or killed in the course of interrogations."
--Ayad Allawi, Iraq Prime Minister and hand-picked Bush puppet
Scandal could jail a dozen Rethugs in Congress
U.S. News and Whore Report has learned that the
conduct of at least a dozen representatives and senators is now
being scrutinized by a small army of federal
prosecutors and FBI agents. According to sources familiar with the inquiry,
a federal task force, which includes investigators
from the Interior Department--which has authority to regulate Indian
reservations--is examining the relationships
between lawmakers and Scanlon and Abramoff. A key question is whether
the lawmakers took official actions after receiving
campaign contributions, free trips, or other gifts from the lobbyists,
the sources say... "It could be the biggest congressional
scandal in modern times," says Fred Wertheimer, head of
Democracy 21, a nonprofit campaign-finance reform
My sources say every one of these theiving bastards is a Republican.
I say we throw the book at these "law and order" bastards and lose
Pleads Guilty, resigns
Crooked Republican, the first of many, gets caught
Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham pleaded guilty Monday
to conspiracy and tax evasion charges
involving the sale of his home two years ago
to a defense contractor at an apparently inflated price.
Cunningham, 63, entered pleas in U.S. District
Court to charges of conspiracy to commit mail fraud
and wire fraud and tax evasion for underreporting
his income in 2004.
Cunningham answered "yes, your honor" when asked
by U.S. District Judge Larry Burns if he had
accepted bribes from someone in exchange for
his performance of official duties.
In November, 2003, Cunningham and his wife, Nancy,
used the proceeds from the $1,675,000 sale
of their home to a crooked defense contractor
to buy a $2.55 million mansion in ritzy Rancho Santa Fe.
The crooked defense contractor put the old house
back on the market and sold it after nearly a year
for $975,000 — a loss of $700,000.
You should always pay taxes on your bribes - unless
you're the crooked president.
Subject: Current TV, Gore's Station
Went to France . . .
I check in on Current TV every once in a while.
It's made up of all very young people and they are all very bright.
They had a young female, who spoke fluent French,
and reported in France, talking to a group of guys who knew
those who rioted and they talked about the problems.
It's the same story in every country who have had these problems,
they take from the poor and give to the rich.
I'm surprised we haven't had a few riots here during the last few years.
These were young men who feel that they don't
have any future and will never get out of the projects.
Another thing -as they drove through the projects,
they looked exactly like the US projects.
Old buildings, paint coming off, old pipes .
. . nothing works . . .
And, they had some rappers who where were singing
rap music in French at the end of the program. It sounded great.
I don't know if any of the other news stations
bothered to go over there and report anything . . . people don't do things
like this unless they are pretty desperate. The
French know this and so does the US. That's why we are fighting
people we "liberated" in Iraq. And, if the US
doesn't get rid of Bush, we will have riots here. Bush and his tightassed
just keep pushing those buttons, and the Democrats
just keep going along, and eventually, they are going to push too many
and I think that is what Bush wants.
Shirley, you're right.
If the hopeless people riot, Bush can order the Guard to "Shoot
to kill" like he did in New Orleans
and be seen as a BIG MAN with the "law and order" Republicans, the
"It's amazing that in my Wednesday rant about
the Bush campaign to undermine the Constitution,
it did not occur to me that one reason they
were switching venues on Padilla was because they had
tortured the people who gave them the evidence...
I keep underestimating the awfulness of these people."
--Eric Alterman, Link
Subject: I miss Media Whores
It would be great if the Horse was still around.
But who would win the Media Whore of the year?
Judith Miller? Bob "Deep Whore" Woodward?
So many whores, but only one can be the Whore
of the Year.
I would give it to Woodward, because he is a bigger
fish than Miller,
although Miller did the most whoring.
I might go with Russert, because he's only got
one thing on his mind.
Tim, it's been eight years.
Can't you get off Clinton's cock?
Bush raped every family budget this year
The 2005 holiday shopping season got off to only
a modest start over the weekend
as consumers responded initially to aggressive
discounting and then retreated.
"There was a lot of hype, a lot of promotions
and lot of people, but the results were lukewarm,"
said Michael Niemira, chief economist at the
Council of Shopping Centers, estimating that the weekend's
sales results were down from Bush's Christmas
disaster a year ago. He said heavy markdowns forced
retailers to sell more goods in order to meet
Analysts said there was heavy shopper traffic
early Friday when stores opened early, offering deep,
deep discounts. When the early-bird specials
were over, consumers lost their enthusiasm.
A tank of gas was $25, now it's $40.
The gas bill used to be $75, now it's $140.
Bush is stealing thousands from every family budget in the country.
Subject: WTC collapse
Either Bush is:
A.) A brilliant evil genius capable of organizing
hundreds of demolition and explosives experts to spend weeks
wiring and cutting the critical members on multiple
floor of both the WTC towers without one single witness
the whole time and no one willing to tell the
story for fame or a fee in the four years since or
B.) He's a bumbling asshole who paid no attention
to anything having to do with governemnt, filled critical positions
with incompetent cronies who missed the obvious
warning signs and was surrounded grasping greedy pricks who
saw an opportunity to rob the entire treasury
when everyone was too distracted or scared to do anything about it.
I tend to go with "B" myself.
GD, you're saying he's stupider than he is crooked?
That's a provocative statement, but you could be right.
Democratic Congressman Jack Stibik's mentor,
Professor gar Reynolds, testifies
on comprehending 9-11
and the Islamic War in light of The Saecula
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Court Facade Falls Apart
God angry with Bush's Whore Court
A basketball-sized piece of marble moulding fell
from the facade over the entrance to
the Supreme Court, landing on the steps near
visitors waiting to enter the building.
No one was injured when the stone fell. The marble
was part of the dentil moulding that
serves as a frame for the frieze of statues atop
the court's main entrance.
One dude said, "All of a sudden, these blocks
started falling. It was like a thud, thud."
Ed Fisher, a government worker, said some of the
marble pieces shattered,
spraying the area with smaller chunks of stone.
A group of students from Columbus, Ohio,
pocketed some of the fragments as souvenirs,
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Subject: can Hillary win?
As far as Hillary goes, my concern is the amount
of support she'll get from her own party.
That is unless some miracle happens between now
and then. The spineless democrats won't fight
the repugs when they disparage her support of
(and for) "immoral" behavior with Monica.
You are correct.
The spineless, back-stabbing Democrats would
never stand behind one of their own.
When the BFEE says, "Hillary
is scum," our side will agree and thank
God for giving us Der Monkey.
That's how they lost the House in 1994 - the Dems
agreed with the GOP that the Clintons were "crazy
so voters figured they needed a GOP House to
keep an eye on the "Stalinists" and look what happened.
I forget - how did I get in a party of spineless,
Just curious your thoughts on Clark (haven't seen
any in awhile…maybe I missed them).
He's doing a lot of running around the speaking
circuit. I'm thinking he could get the nomination
There is going to be a lot of infighting for
the nomination which ain't going to be pretty.
The Democrats need to adopt the SUSO policy as
it pertains to Kerry…..Shut Up & Stay Out).
Jim in WA
Jim, Hillary will make Kerry an offer he can't refuse.
If they find him with two in the head, we'll know it was Hillary.
The Katrina files
Isn't anyone else bothered or insulted by the
fact that they're going to
bring troops home in the next tenm months primarily
because it's an election year?
Why is it OK to chop young soldiers into pieces
in odd-numbered years,
but during even-numbered years, every
soldier's life is sacred??
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the Day Trader on Hillary
Bart, you wrote:
> "But the person who comes from out of nowhere
-- don't they need to make some noise now?"
What about Wes Clark? He's still around making
some noise, collecting money
and sending out emails, even making an occasional
appearance on TV.
I don't know for sure if he's running in '08,
but it sure seems like he's laying the groundwork,
and I don't see a Republican that could beat
him, except, maybe, John McCain on name recognition.
Have you given up on Wes?
Dude, not at all.
The general rocks.
The demo Dream Ticket is Hillary/Clark.
If Hillary bows out, it's Clark/Whoever.
Right now, Clark doesn't have a vote, and he can only grab so much attention.
Meanwhile, congress can stand up and walk out and make headlines -
but they're scared.
He's been shot like Fiddy Cent - nothing scares him.
I'll bet a Clark/Monkey debate would end with Smirky's emotional landslide.
Word to the Clark Campaign:
I'll be your behind-the scenes, off-the record, stealth advisor
giving you full deniability.
If you've got '08 sewed up, you don't need me.
But if you're a long-shot, dark-horse who could use some smart-ass,
yet-sincere comebacks - e-mail me.
You can always ignore my advice, but at least listen to it, first.
We Stop Pretending
by Ryan McGeeney
...the jig is up—so let's drop the act.
Once you realize you've been swindled, the con goes from being simply
deceiving to downright insulting. In the
past few years, the decisions of our government have not only radically
changed our image abroad, but also altered our
de facto reality. Whatever Jesus we had, we done lost it.
We are now the country that looks for loopholes
in the Geneva Convention.
If we don't outright torture people as a rule,
then we certainly flirt with it during the slow-dances.
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"If you're not pissing people off, you're not doing your job"
A couple of weeks ago, Leary did his "Merry F#%$in'
Christmas" as the finale at Cam Neely's
"Comics Come Home" benefit. But it
sounds and looks much more subversive when it opens
"Denis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas" special
at 10 p.m. Sunday on Comedy Central.
His opening verse is "Old Saint Nick's got bourbon
breath, it's so cold you could catch your death,
a cop sold me some crystal meth, it's a merry
"Really, we're just going for the ultimate anti-Christmas
song," Leary said. "Then I thought, this is really
going to have a great animated video for it.
That was the seed of the idea that led to the Christmas special."
I still can't get over that last scene in "Rescue Me."
Leary's character drew up plams to murder the DWI bastard who ran down
Minutes before the murder, Jesus, himself, sat inside his pickup and
"Is this is the way your dead son would
want to be remembered?
...with a cheap handgun ambush murder in a
train station ?"
Tommy saw that Jesus made sense, so he rushed to stop the murder - but
he was too late.
How close did he get? The dead guy's blood splashed on his face.
for sheer audacity - Denny Crane...
TV used to suck, but some days we get great TV.
Criminal probe of Army's favoritism referred to DOJ
A criminal investigation of Army practices that
allegedly favored Halliburton over competitors during the pre-war
contract award process has been referred to the
Department of Justice (DOJ), the Washington Whore Post says.
The Defense Criminal Investigative Service, the
criminal investigative arm of the Pentagon inspector general, had been
investigating allegations revealed in October
2004 by Army whistleblower, Bunnatine H. Greenhouse, the top civilian
contracting official for the Army Corps of Engineers.
In a letter to Sen. Byron Dorgan (D-Lazy Coward),
John R. Crane, assistant inspector general, said,
"The DOJ is in the process of considering whether
to pursue the matter."
In responding to the referral, Dorgan said, "This
is the first evidence that someone is taking seriously these allegations."
Yeah, Dorgan, you're so "powerless" as a United States senator.
The only power you have is the power to stop the government dead
in its tracks,
but you're to scared to do your damn job, so why the hell don't you
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from peanut kiss
A 15-year-old girl with a peanut allergy died
after kissing her boyfriend,
who had just eaten a peanut butter snack, hospital
officials said Monday.
Christina Desforges died in a Quebec hospital
Wednesday after doctors
were unable to treat her allergic reaction to
the kiss the previous weekend.
Desforges was almost immediately given a shot
of adrenaline, a standard tool
for treating the anaphylactic shock brought on
by a peanut allergy, officials said.
The symptoms of peanut allergy can include hives,
plunging blood pressure and
swelling of the face and throat, which can block
Bart, BYU professor named Steven Young was on
Tucker Carlson's show.
He's a physics professor who wrote a 25-page
paper that said it was more likely
that the World Trade Center buildings, especially
Building 7, were blown up.
Tucker refused to run the video the professor
brought with him.
When people wrote to complain, Carlson told them
to leave the country.
You can see comments and the video at http://www.911truth.org/
"The GOP, who has proclaimed the right to intervene
around the world for preventive war and
to foster democracy, should rename itself
the "American Nationalist Party." America is overextended
and riding for a fall. It doesn't have the
resources, the financial resources, and it can't raise enough men
to fulfil its present goals of basically dominating
--Anatol Lieven, Link
Sunday, I was slaving away at my computer (I do it all for you) when
Mr Perfect, Tiger Woo himself, addressing a golf ball,
so I turned the sound up.
I'm not sure, but he might have been playing a blonde woman for a whole
lot of money.
(I'll bet he can beat most women.)
He was getting ready to putt, and the announcer said it was a nine-foot
putt that was
they made a big deal out of it being a $100,000-per-foot putt that
Mr. Perfect, the greatest golfer in the history of the sport,
was about to attempt.
Well, I started screaming "Hex
on thee, hex on thee, hex on thee," at the TV
and lo and behold, the greatest golfer in the history of man
missed that putt and lost.
Never misunderestimate the power of the Bartcop Hex.
But that's not what put me in a good mood for the weekend.
Can you guess what did?
Yes, the Dallas Cowboys lost, in overtime, so that made it a
As far as I'm concerned, Tiger Woo can win every tournament he's
as long as Dallas loses - I'm happy.
Subject: Al Qaeda Republican
You hit the nail on the head there buddy. Al qaeda
damn sure is Republican.
Al Qaeda's literal translation means "The Base"
it is called this because it is
short for "The Data Base" which is all Al Qeada
It is a data base that our right wing CIA put
together in the 70's and 80's which holds
the name of Mujahadeen fighters throughout the
world. The Data Base is stored on
Saudi bank computers and CIA front company computers.
Now tell me. How could Osama have control over
Saudi bank and CIA computers?
Answer, he doesn't. He is merely another
name in "The Data Base".
And that my friend is a brief history of American
middle east foreign policy.
Between them, how many times have the murdering Smirk
and the murdering Snarl been arrested for drunk driving?
got caught once, Unka Dick - how many for you?"
know, Bart - I know!!
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$57.36 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2108 have died for Halliburton
one bites Bush's dust
Do evil oil bastards care?
you get cold this winter,
your food stamps on fire
then go screw yourself -
keep you warm!
Bush brought in a gusher of blood.
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Isikoff - Whore stenographer
To make Karl Rove into a sympathetic character
is no small order, but Mikey is up to the task. This article reminded me
of the gig Karen Hughes is getting paid for.
Spreading propaganda is her job after all. For Isikoff, it's promoting
his new dance partner tells him. Then again this
type of reporting is nothing new to Mikey. That man likes to boogie and
can he dance! I began to look into Mike Isikoff's
reporting in the past so I could better understand why his articles read
like facsimiles that came directly from the bowels
of Robert Luskin's office. I have to say that I instantly became perplexed
about Mikey's role in Monica-Gate. That's a bad
choice of words, what I meant to say was that I was outraged. Going back
to my title of the post, one of the keys to being
a really dynamite hoofer is to have the perfect partner to gyrate with,
Mikey has been blessed with more than one Ginger
Rogers in his time."
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There are other web sites where I made donations.
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TH, I appreciate your frank feedback.
Time goes so fast, and there's so much to do, there's just no way I
can keep up.
I wish things were different.
Bono was on 60 Minutes last week and he mentioned that
18 million people in Africa
were now on AIDS medicine and smartly, he gave all the credit to George
Of course, it was Bono who made it happen, but crediting the Murder
will keep the money going to Africa and that's what he cares about
(That Bono is such a phoney and a show off, plus he's so fake...)
Bono has more money and influence than I do, and I can't help millions,
Over the weekend I sent out private, individual e-mails to certain people
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There was some money left over, so we purchased 100 gallons of kerosene
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I know there are millions of people in bad shape because Bush raped
the Treasury and
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them, but it felt good
to help this 74 year old lady who lives alone with her two dogs, HRH
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