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"People are doing the same as in Saddam's time and worse. These were the precise reasons that we 
fought Saddam and now we are seeing the same things. We are hearing about secret police, secret bunkers 
where people are being interrogated. A lot of Iraqis are being tortured or killed in the course of interrogations."  
      --Ayad Allawi, Iraq Prime Minister and hand-picked Bush puppet   Link


 Storm clouds gathering
   Scandal could jail a dozen Rethugs in Congress


U.S. News and Whore Report has learned that the conduct of at least a dozen representatives and senators is now
being scrutinized by a small army of federal prosecutors and FBI agents. According to sources familiar with the inquiry, 
a federal task force, which includes investigators from the Interior Department--which has authority to regulate Indian 
reservations--is examining the relationships between lawmakers and Scanlon and Abramoff. A key question is whether 
the lawmakers took official actions after receiving campaign contributions, free trips, or other gifts from the lobbyists, 
the sources say... "It could be the biggest congressional scandal in modern times," says Fred Wertheimer, head of 
Democracy 21, a nonprofit campaign-finance reform organization."

My sources say every one of these theiving bastards is a Republican.
I say we throw the book at these "law and order" bastards and lose the key


Rep. Cunningham Pleads Guilty, resigns 
 Crooked Republican, the first of many, gets caught


Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham pleaded guilty Monday to conspiracy and tax evasion charges 
involving the sale of his home two years ago to a defense contractor at an apparently inflated price. 
Cunningham, 63, entered pleas in U.S. District Court to charges of conspiracy to commit mail fraud 
and wire fraud and tax evasion for underreporting his income in 2004.

Cunningham answered "yes, your honor" when asked by U.S. District Judge Larry Burns if he had
accepted bribes from someone in exchange for his performance of official duties.

In November, 2003, Cunningham and his wife, Nancy, used the proceeds from the $1,675,000 sale 
of their home to a crooked defense contractor to buy a $2.55 million mansion in ritzy Rancho Santa Fe. 
The crooked defense contractor put the old house back on the market and sold it after nearly a year
for $975,000 — a loss of $700,000.

You should always pay taxes on your bribes - unless you're the crooked president.


Subject: Current TV, Gore's Station Went to France . . .


I check in on Current TV every once in a while. It's made up of all very young people and they are all very bright.
They had a young female, who spoke fluent French, and reported in France, talking to a group of guys who knew
those who rioted and they talked about the problems. It's the same story in every country who have had these problems,
they take from the poor and give to the rich. I'm surprised we haven't had a few riots here during the last few years.
These were young men who feel that they don't have any future and will never get out of the projects.

Another thing -as they drove through the projects, they looked exactly like the US projects.
Old buildings, paint coming off, old pipes . . . nothing works . . .

And, they had some rappers who where were singing rap music in French at the end of the program. It sounded great.

I don't know if any of the other news stations bothered to go over there and report anything . . . people don't do things
like this unless they are pretty desperate. The French know this and so does the US.   That's why we are fighting the
people we "liberated" in Iraq. And, if the US doesn't get rid of Bush, we will have riots here. Bush and his tightassed GOP
just keep pushing those buttons, and the Democrats just keep going along, and eventually, they are going to push too many
and I think that is what Bush wants.


Shirley, you're right.
If the hopeless people riot, Bush can order the Guard to "Shoot to kill" like he did in New Orleans
and be seen as a BIG MAN with the "law and order" Republicans, the bastard.



"It's amazing that in my Wednesday rant about the Bush campaign to undermine the Constitution, 
it did not occur to me that one reason they were switching venues on Padilla was because they had 
tortured the people who gave them the evidence...  I keep underestimating the awfulness of these people."
     --Eric Alterman,   Link


Subject: I miss Media Whores Online

Hi Bart,

It would be great if the Horse was still around.
But who would win the Media Whore of the year?
Judith Miller?  Bob "Deep Whore" Woodward?

So many whores, but only one can be the Whore of the Year.

I would give it to Woodward, because he is a bigger fish than Miller,
although Miller did the most whoring.


I might go with Russert, because he's only got one thing on his mind.

Tim, it's been eight years.
Can't you get off Clinton's cock?


Shoppers Spend Modestly
 Bush raped every family budget this year


The 2005 holiday shopping season got off to only a modest start over the weekend
as consumers responded initially to aggressive discounting and then retreated.

"There was a lot of hype, a lot of promotions and lot of people, but the results were lukewarm,"
said Michael Niemira, chief economist at the Council of Shopping Centers, estimating that the weekend's
sales results were down from Bush's Christmas disaster a year ago. He said heavy markdowns forced
retailers to sell more goods in order to meet sales targets.

Analysts said there was heavy shopper traffic early Friday when stores opened early, offering deep,
deep discounts. When the early-bird specials were over, consumers lost their enthusiasm.

A tank of gas was $25, now it's $40.
The gas bill used to be $75, now it's $140.
Bush is stealing thousands from every family budget in the country.



Subject: WTC collapse

Either Bush is:

A.) A brilliant evil genius capable of organizing hundreds of demolition and explosives experts to spend weeks
wiring and cutting the critical members on multiple floor of both the WTC towers without one single witness
the whole time and no one willing to tell the story for fame or a fee in the four years since or

B.) He's a bumbling asshole who paid no attention to anything having to do with governemnt, filled critical positions
with incompetent cronies who missed the obvious warning signs and was surrounded grasping greedy pricks who
saw an opportunity to rob the entire treasury when everyone was too distracted or scared to do anything about it.

I tend to go with "B" myself.
GD Wand

GD, you're saying he's stupider than he is crooked?
That's a provocative statement, but you could be right.


Chapter Eight 
Democratic Congressman Jack Stibik's mentor,
Professor gar Reynolds,  testifies on comprehending 9-11
and the Islamic War in light of The Saecula

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Supreme Court Facade Falls Apart 
  God angry with Bush's Whore Court


A basketball-sized piece of marble moulding fell from the facade over the entrance to 
the Supreme Court, landing on the steps near visitors waiting to enter the building. 

No one was injured when the stone fell. The marble was part of the dentil moulding that 
serves as a frame for the frieze of statues atop the court's main entrance.
One dude said, "All of a sudden, these blocks started falling. It was like a thud, thud."

Ed Fisher, a government worker, said some of the marble pieces shattered, 
spraying the area with smaller chunks of stone. A group of students from Columbus, Ohio, 
pocketed some of the fragments as souvenirs, Fisher said.



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Subject: can Hillary win?


As far as Hillary goes, my concern is the amount of support she'll get from her own party.
That is unless some miracle happens between now and then.  The spineless democrats won't fight
the repugs when they disparage her support of (and for) "immoral" behavior with Monica.

You are correct.
The spineless, back-stabbing Democrats would never stand behind one of their own.
When the BFEE says, "Hillary is scum," our side will agree and thank God for giving us Der Monkey.

That's how they lost the House in 1994 - the Dems agreed with the GOP that the Clintons were "crazy Stalinists,"
so voters figured they needed a GOP House to keep an eye on the "Stalinists" and look what happened.

I forget - how did I get in a party of spineless, back-stabbing weenies?

Just curious your thoughts on Clark (haven't seen any in awhile…maybe I missed them).
He's doing a lot of running around the speaking circuit.  I'm thinking he could get the nomination
There is going to be a lot of infighting for the nomination which ain't going to be pretty.
The Democrats need to adopt the SUSO policy as it pertains to Kerry…..Shut Up & Stay Out).

Happy Holidays
Jim in WA

Jim, Hillary will make Kerry an offer he can't refuse.
If they find him with two in the head, we'll know it was Hillary.


The Katrina files


Random Thought...

Isn't anyone else bothered or insulted by the fact that they're going to
bring troops home in the next tenm months primarily because it's an election year?

Why is it OK to chop young soldiers into pieces in odd-numbered years,
but during even-numbered years, every soldier's life is sacred??



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Subject: Don the Day Trader on Hillary

 Bart, you wrote:

> "But the person who comes from out of nowhere -- don't they need to make some noise now?"

What about Wes Clark? He's still around making some noise, collecting money
and sending out emails, even making an occasional appearance on TV.

I don't know for sure if he's running in '08, but it sure seems like he's laying the groundwork,
and I don't see a Republican that could beat him, except, maybe, John McCain on name recognition.

Have you given up on Wes?

Dude, not at all.
The general rocks.

The demo Dream Ticket is Hillary/Clark.
If Hillary bows out, it's Clark/Whoever.

Right now, Clark doesn't have a vote, and he can only grab so much attention.
Meanwhile, congress can stand up and walk out and make headlines - but they're scared.

The General?
He's been shot like Fiddy Cent - nothing scares him.
I'll bet a Clark/Monkey debate would end with Smirky's emotional landslide.

Word to the Clark Campaign:
I'll be your behind-the scenes, off-the record, stealth advisor giving you full deniability.

If you've got '08 sewed up, you don't need me.
But if you're a long-shot, dark-horse who could use some smart-ass, yet-sincere comebacks - e-mail me.
You can always ignore my advice, but at least listen to it, first.


The Day We Stop Pretending
  by Ryan McGeeney


...the jig is up—so let's drop the act.  Once you realize you've been swindled, the con goes from being simply
deceiving to downright insulting.  In the past few years, the decisions of our government have not only radically
changed our image abroad, but also altered our de facto reality.  Whatever Jesus we had, we done lost it.

We are now the country that looks for loopholes in the Geneva Convention.
If we don't outright torture people as a rule, then we certainly flirt with it during the slow-dances.



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"Merry f-ing Christmas" from Denis Leary
"If you're not pissing people off, you're not doing your job"


A couple of weeks ago, Leary did his "Merry F#%$in' Christmas" as the finale at Cam Neely's
"Comics Come Home" benefit.   But it sounds and looks much more subversive when it opens
"Denis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas" special at 10 p.m. Sunday on Comedy Central.

His opening verse is "Old Saint Nick's got bourbon breath, it's so cold you could catch your death,
a cop sold me some crystal meth, it's a merry f#%$in' Christmas."

"Really, we're just going for the ultimate anti-Christmas song," Leary said. "Then I thought, this is really
going to have a great animated video for it. That was the seed of the idea that led to the Christmas special."

I still can't get over that last scene in "Rescue Me."
Leary's character drew up plams to murder the DWI bastard who ran down his son.

Minutes before the murder, Jesus, himself, sat inside his pickup and asked Tommy,
"Is this is the way your dead son would want to be remembered?
...with a cheap handgun ambush murder in a train station ?"

Tommy saw that Jesus made sense, so he rushed to stop the murder - but he was too late.
How close did he get?  The dead guy's blood splashed on his face.

Rescue Me,
The Shield,
Jon Stewart,
The Sopranos,
for sheer audacity - Denny Crane...

TV used to suck, but some days we get great TV.


Halliburton criminal probe
 Criminal probe of Army's favoritism referred to DOJ


A criminal investigation of Army practices that allegedly favored Halliburton over competitors during the pre-war 
contract award process has been referred to the Department of Justice (DOJ), the Washington Whore Post says. 

The Defense Criminal Investigative Service, the criminal investigative arm of the Pentagon inspector general, had been 
investigating allegations revealed in October 2004 by Army whistleblower, Bunnatine H. Greenhouse, the top civilian 
contracting official for the Army Corps of Engineers. 

In a letter to Sen. Byron Dorgan (D-Lazy Coward), John R. Crane, assistant inspector general, said, 
"The DOJ is in the process of considering whether to pursue the matter." 

In responding to the referral, Dorgan said, "This is the first evidence that someone is taking seriously these allegations." 

Yeah, Dorgan, you're so "powerless" as a United States senator.
The only power you have is the power to stop the government dead in its tracks,
but you're to scared to do your damn job, so why the hell don't you resign?


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Girl dies from peanut kiss

A 15-year-old girl with a peanut allergy died after kissing her boyfriend, 
who had just eaten a peanut butter snack, hospital officials said Monday. 

Christina Desforges died in a Quebec hospital Wednesday after doctors 
were unable to treat her allergic reaction to the kiss the previous weekend.

Desforges was almost immediately given a shot of adrenaline, a standard tool 
for treating the anaphylactic shock brought on by a peanut allergy, officials said.
The symptoms of peanut allergy can include hives, plunging blood pressure and 
swelling of the face and throat, which can block breathing.


Subject: More 9-11 truth

Bart, BYU professor named Steven Young was on Tucker Carlson's show.
He's a physics professor who wrote a 25-page paper that said it was more likely
that the World Trade Center buildings, especially Building 7, were blown up.

Tucker refused to run the video the professor brought with him.
When people wrote to complain, Carlson told them to leave the country.

You can see comments and the video at  http://www.911truth.org/

Keep hammering,



"The GOP, who has proclaimed the right to intervene around the world for preventive war and 
to foster democracy, should rename itself the "American Nationalist Party." America is overextended 
and riding for a fall. It doesn't have the resources, the financial resources, and it can't raise enough men 
to fulfil its present goals of basically dominating everywhere."  
     --Anatol Lieven,    Link


Bart takes credit

Sunday, I was slaving away at my computer (I do it all for you) when I saw
Mr Perfect, Tiger Woo   himself, addressing a golf ball, so I turned the sound up.

I'm not sure, but he might have been playing a blonde woman for a whole lot of money.
(I'll bet he can beat most women.)

He was getting ready to putt, and the announcer said it was a nine-foot putt that was
worth $900,000 so they made a big deal out of it being a $100,000-per-foot putt that
Mr. Perfect, the greatest golfer in the history of the sport, was about to attempt.

Well, I started screaming "Hex on thee, hex on thee, hex on thee," at the TV
and lo and behold, the greatest golfer in the history of man missed that putt and lost.
ha ha
Never misunderestimate the power of the Bartcop Hex.

But that's not what put me in a good mood for the weekend.
Can you guess what did?

Yes, the Dallas Cowboys lost, in overtime, so that made it a great weekend.
As far as I'm concerned, Tiger Woo  can win every tournament he's in,
as long as Dallas loses - I'm happy.


Subject: Al Qaeda Republican


You hit the nail on the head there buddy. Al qaeda damn sure is Republican.
Here's how.

Al Qaeda's literal translation means "The Base" it is called this because it is
short for "The Data Base" which is all Al Qeada is.

It is a data base that our right wing CIA put together in the 70's and 80's which holds
the name of Mujahadeen fighters throughout the world. The Data Base is stored on
Saudi bank computers and CIA front company computers.

Now tell me. How could Osama have control over Saudi bank and CIA computers?
Answer, he doesn't.  He is merely another name in "The Data Base".

And that my friend is a brief history of American middle east foreign policy.



Pop Quiz

Between them, how many times have the murdering Smirk
and the murdering Snarl been arrested for drunk driving?

 "I got caught once, Unka Dick - how many for you?"

  I know, Bart - I know!!

 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $57.36 a barrel
makes $114,720,000  Bush stole just yesterday

2107 2108 have died for Halliburton

Another one bites Bush's dust

Do evil oil bastards care?

"...if you get cold this winter,
set your food stamps on fire
- then go screw yourself -
 that'll keep you warm!
Heh heh..."

Bush brought in a gusher of blood.


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Michael Isikoff - Whore stenographer


To make Karl Rove into a sympathetic character is no small order, but Mikey is up to the task. This article reminded me 
of the gig Karen Hughes is getting paid for. Spreading propaganda is her job after all. For Isikoff, it's promoting whatever 
his new dance partner tells him. Then again this type of reporting is nothing new to Mikey. That man likes to boogie and 
can he dance! I began to look into Mike Isikoff's reporting in the past so I could better understand why his articles read 
like facsimiles that came directly from the bowels of Robert Luskin's office. I have to say that I instantly became perplexed 
about Mikey's role in Monica-Gate. That's a bad choice of words, what I meant to say was that I was outraged. Going back 
to my title of the post, one of the keys to being a really dynamite hoofer is to have the perfect partner to gyrate with, and 
Mikey has been blessed with more than one Ginger Rogers in his time."


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Subject: Feedback

More content is nice, but to be honest, I really appreciated you spending the time to send me a thank you.  
There are other web sites where I made donations.  The ones that didn't even bother with an automated
acknowledgement are unlikely to get further donations from me.  The ones that thanked me made me feel 
connected and appreciated.  They'll get donations when I can afford to make them.

Kind regards,

TH, I appreciate your frank feedback.
Time goes so fast, and there's so much to do, there's just no way I can keep up.

I wish things were different.


Bart's Bono impression

Bono was on 60 Minutes last week and he mentioned that 18 million people in Africa
were now on AIDS medicine and smartly, he gave all the credit to George Bush.
Of course, it was Bono who made it happen, but crediting the Murder Monkey
will keep the money going to Africa and that's what he cares about the most.
(That Bono is such a phoney and a show off, plus he's so fake...)

Bono has more money and influence than I do, and I can't help millions, but...

Over the weekend I sent out private, individual e-mails to certain people who have 
contributed to  bartcop.com  and asked if they could help this lady.

She'll either find out from reading this or when they knock on her door, but the 
True Value Hardware and Lumber Store in Merrill, Oregon is driving out 
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I gave them my credit card number, and I don't know what the final costs will be yet, but they 
said they'd deliver or install the water heater for free since we were doing this "good deed."
There was some money left over, so we purchased 100 gallons of kerosene for her heater
so she could turn her thermostat up higher than 66 degrees more often.

I know there are millions of people in bad shape because Bush raped the Treasury and
cut funds for the people who need it most, and we can't help all of them, but it felt good
to help this 74 year old lady who lives alone with her two dogs, HRH & Kalliope.

I made a deal with the Karma gods - all those who donated are guaranteed plenty of
heat and hot water when they get to be 74 years of age. Thanks again to True Value 
Hardware and Lumber Store in Merrill, Oregon for their help.

But the real credit goes to those who were so generous.
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