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Monkeys have accents 
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 Quote of the Day

"You can't allow somebody to commit the 
  crime before you detain them, because if 
  they commit the crime, innocent people die."
    --Condi, saying goodbye to the Bill of Rights   Link

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"The country is now in reach of going from Saddam Hussein to self-government and self-protection. 
That would be a remarkable transformation...I saw real progress there. About two-thirds of the country 
is in really pretty good shape. Overall, I came back encouraged."  
    --Joe Lieberman, whoring for the Butcher of Baghdad   Link


 Woodward's Three Sources
   by Robert Parry at  consortiumnews.com


Bob Woodward had three government sources telling him before the Iraq invasion that the Bush administration
was hyping the intelligence about Iraq's supposed weapons of mass destruction. But Woodward kept the information
to himself, presumably for fear of damaging his reputation (if WMD were eventually found) and jeopardizing his
unparalleled access to George W. Bush's White House.

Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet
...and Bob Woodward is a whore


GOP to Bush: 'Your Presidency is Effectively Over'
 Frog march, frog march, frog march, frog march


A growing number of Republican leaders, party strategists and political professional now privately tell Bush
that his presidency "is effectively over" unless he fires embattled White House advisor Karl Rove, apologizes
to the American people for misleading the country into war and revamps his administration from top to bottom.

Yeah, that's going to happen.
If he admits he lied, he's got about 40,000 military families to apologize to.

"The only show of unity we have now in the Republican Party is the belief that the President has failed the party,
the American people and the presidency," says a longtime, and angry, GOP strategist.

ha ha

With the public face of support for Bush eroding daily from even diehard Republicans, the President faces
mounting anger from within his party over the path that may well lead to loss of control of Congress in the
2006 midterm elections and the White House in 2008.

"This presidency is in trouble," says a senior White House aide.
"Even worse, I don't know if there is a way out of the trouble."

Will the democrats be able to find an issue in 2006 and 2008?
Probably not without my help, the crazy simpletons, so ask for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Subject: you are crazy

Bart, you wrote:

> The demo Dream Ticket is Hillary/Clark.

The real Dream Ticket is Clark/Hillary.
Joe Sixpack will NOT vote for a woman for prez.
He might accept a female VP "as long as she don't get uppity."

Keep swinging Bart.

He'll vote for Hillary because she's not afraid to fight hard and dirty.
Two to the head - that's no wimp.



"Current and former military and intelligence officials have told me that Bush remains 
convinced that it is his personal mission to bring democracy to Iraq, and that he is 
impervious to political pressure, even from fellow Republicans. They also say that he 
disparages any information that conflicts with his view of how the war is proceeding."  
    --Seymour M. Hersh,   Link


Subject: Big Day for Censorship

Dear Church of Reality Members,

New York Times blocks CoR email

Wikipedia bans me:

Marc Perkel

Wikipedia, a site I once said good things about, recently turned whore.
Maybe they got bought out, maybe a founder died, but they've gone all "FOX News" on us.

 Wikipedia Excerpt:
Marc Perkel has created an extensive self-publicity campaign (with his Church of Reality.)

How dare Perkel suggest that we use reality for a foundation on which to make decisions.
How dare Perkel suggest we risk angering the never-existed Invisible Cloud Being.
How dare Perkel suggest science and logic could help us more than handjob superstitions.
How dare Perkel suggest we act on cold, hard facts instead of psychotic fear tactics.

And Perkel's "extensive self-publicity campaign?"
Couldn't the same be said of Luther, Lennon and Parks?

I'm so old, I remember when science, reality and logic had respect.


Duck quacks for hand-picked audience
 Murder Monkey tries to read failed script


Der Monkey said Monday he wants to crack down on those who enter the country illegally
but also give out more visas to foreigners with jobs, a dual plan he hopes will appease the
social conservatives and business leaders who are his core supporters.

"The American people should not have to choose between a welcoming society and a lawful society,"
Bush quacked at Davis-Monthan Air Force Base near the Mexican border. "We can have both at the same time."

Immigration has divided fascist bastards on Capitol Hill.
Frist said he will bring up the issue early next year.
The House has other issues on its plate.


 Chapter Nine 
Today: The Vice President's "A-Team" sets in motion the 
ultimate October Surprise, a terrorist attack upon the nation.

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Woodward, the Dumb Blonde of American Journalism
  Is Woody super-stupid or super-crooked?


So how come Woodward, supposedly the preeminent investigative reporter of our time, missed the biggest story
of our time -- a story that was taking place right under his nose? Some would say it's because he's carrying water
for the Bushies. I disagree. I think it's because he's the dumb blonde of American journalism, so awed by his
proximity to power that he buys whatever he's being sold...And far from shying away from his reputation as a
stenographer to the political stars, Woodward has embraced his inner bimbo and wears his "scrupulous passivity"
as a badge of honor, proudly telling Larry King that his "method" means that 'everyone in the end... pretty much
gets their point of view out.'



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Subject: Can Hillary win?  is she a thug?


How could you say a thing like this?

> "Jim [in WA], Hillary will make Kerry an offer he can't refuse.
> If they find him with two in the head, we'll know it was Hillary."

You want her nominated, and you say that?  Please.
Jim from Roswell

Jim, I guess I'm a bad person.


The Katrina files


Random Thought...

Did anybody get the title of  Vol 1692?


Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Former Rep Duke Cunningham (R-CA)

Subject: Tiger Woo   & Dallas Cowboys


Watching the highlights on the local newz, I saw that missed putt. 
As the camera zoomed in tight on the ball just when it stopped a few inches from the hole, 
I commented to my girlfriend, "wouldn't it be cool if that ball had a Bartcop oval on it right now?" 

She looked at me like "what the FUCK are you talking about?" I said, "Ol' Bart is probably
bouncing up and down in his Barcalounger shouting "A hex on thee! A hex on thee!"

I was, but I was in my fancy Jetson's chair.

And of course the best part of Turkey day was watching my hometown team toy with the Cowboys 
right up until the very end. I quote myself: "I came not to see Denver win; I came to see Dallas lose!"

ha ha

Then the San Diego Chargers squeaked by Washington AND Oakland lost! 
The only way it could've been any better was if the network broke in during the game 
to announce Bush & Cheney's resignation because they'd been arrested.

Keep swinging, dude

Dude, you made my day.


Red-state welfare hurts California
  by Tally Briggs, as printed in the LA Times


In 2003, California received 79 cents for every $1 paid in federal taxes, whereas red states
such as Alaska and Mississippi got $1.90 and $1.83 per tax dollar paid, respectively. The proposed
Republican-backed budget cuts would make this shortfall even more substantial for all Californians.
No wonder we have a budget problem.



Subject: donation

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I'm looking forward to listening to the shows.  Thanks for the deal, it finally convinced me. 

Russ from WY 

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An exit strategy Bush can't ignore
 by Joe Conason


Agitated over their declining credibility, Bush and Cheney are answering accusations that they misled the nation
into war with characteristic aggressiveness. They're understandably alarmed by the increasing consensus among
Americans that they exaggerated and distorted intelligence to justify invading Iraq. What alarms everyone else
-  including many members of the President's own party - is that that they still can articulate no plausible plan to
get our troops out. Rather than distracting themselves with partisan bickering, the president and vice president
ought to seize any opportunity to extricate us honorably from the terrible mess they have made."


Highwaymen Soldiers


An further examples of the moral corrosiveness of Iraq War madness, our soldiers are hiding in the bushes 
and blasting random cars in apparent war crimes. Think these guys will have problems when they come back and become cops?

From Nov 27 Hartford Courant interview of NPR's Anne Garrels:
"On election day there will be no traffic between provinces ... [and] there will be no traffic in the city itself. ... 
If you're moving around by car, it's too dangerous. I got shot at last time."

Q:Who shot at you?
Americans and Iraqis, in January. It was a joint checkpoint, except that they were hiding in the bushes and I 
couldn't see the checkpoint. It was the day before the elections, and traffic actually that day was allowed. 
This is the sort of thing we face all the time. There are supposed to be checkpoints, but there was no 
visible checkpoint, they were hiding in the bushes."

Q:How would you know to stop? 
"You don't, until you're shot."


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Feeling thankful
 by Molly Ivins


I am grateful for the Rev. Pat Robertson, who was upset by the school board election in Dover, Pa.,
where the creationist-supporting candidates lost. Quoth he: "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover:
If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God — you just rejected Him from your city. And don't
wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do,
just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because
He might not be there." On the other hand, the same is true of FEMA. If that's the voice of Christian love,
mercy, compassion and forgiveness, I'm a monkey's uncle.



I got about five hours of radio done Tuesday.
BCR #85 might be a four-banger.


Subject: Hillary can't win

I was at an event the other night and Governor Mark Warner of Virginia was there.  He can win in 2008.  
He can turn red states blue, something Hillary can't do.  He has the personality, message, and financial resources 
to be our next President. I know many Democrats who won't vote for Hillary in the primary for several good reasons:
1.  Voting for a Senator for President is a losing proposition (see every Senator who has run for President since JFK).

 Isn't that like saying an actor can't be governor of California?

2.  We don't want to hear about Whitewater time and time again from the media.
3.  We don't want to hear about Monica day in and day out from the media, late night comedians, etc..
4.  We don't want to see on the newsstand the NY Post, National Inquirer, etc. stories/pics about who Bill allegedly is messing around with now.

 Then you'll need to leave the country because the whore press will never give that up.

5.  We need someone to bring America together and she's just too polarizing.
 Someone calm and rational, like Gore or Kerry?

Sorry, I want to see a woman President in my lifetime, but Hillary's got way too much baggage.  
I WANT to WIN in 2008.


Vince, like most of America, I know nothing about Warner except 
that he'd be a much better president than the Murder Monkey.



"It's in the White House's interest to have a neutral source writing the history of the way 
Bush makes decisions. That's why the White House gives Bob Woodward access."  
     --Mary Matalin, claiming Woodward is neutral and not protecting the crooks    Link

Hey mary, just curious - do you think Woody is more or less "neutral" than Russert?


Monkeys speak with accents 

"Don't mess with Taxes!"


To the untrained ear, monkeys may all sound the same, but Japanese researchers 
have found that monkeys actually have an accent depending on where they live.

"Differences between chattering by monkeys are like dialects of human beings," 
said Professor Masataka, an ethologist at Kyoto University's Primate Research Institute.

One group was formed by 23 monkeys living on the southern Japanese island of Yakushima, 
and the other group had 30 offspring from the same tribe moved to Crawford, Texas.
The result showed that the Crawford group couldn't be understood by the island group.


Subject: Comment BCR #83 and 84

Hi Bart,

I was lucky enough to get in on your November Special and just finished BCR #83 & 84 (CDR's).  
The last BCR I had heard was around show #31 and thought you might like to know that BCR
seems to have progressed light-years.  

Sounds like you've really hit your stride.... they should put your show on late-nite Air America.
(Have you sent them a demo?)

star 67

star, thanks, but they have professionals at AAR.
I'm just an Okie with a microphone, a smart mouth and the truth.


Pop Quiz

Between them, how many times have the murdering Smirk
and the murdering Snarl been arrested for drunk driving?

Der Monkey was caught once, Darth twice.

 Unka Dick, Pickles killed her fiance with her car,
  I wonder why they never drunk-tested her?



 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $56.50 a barrel
makes $113,000,000  Bush stole just yesterday

2108 2110 have died for Halliburton

ATwo more fall for oil greed

Do evil bastards care?

"Pay our price or do without.
It's called "market forces..."
Heh heh..."

Bush brought in a gusher of blood.


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Cheney - War criminal?


Lawrence Wilkerson, Colin Powell's former chief of staff  alleged that US policy on Iraq before and after 
the March 2003 invasion had been hijacked by an alliance between Cheney and Rummy ­ fostered by Bush's 
"detached" attitude to details of post-war planning.  He also suggested that the faulty intelligence used to justify 
the war had been at the least "cherry-picked" by the White House and the Pentagon.

Wilkerson said more than 70 prisoners, "and up to 90, had died in "questionable circumstances". There were two 
sides to the debate in government: one grouped around Powell insisting that the Geneva Conventions must be 
respected; the other around the then Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales, who said, "Fuck those treaties." 


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Subject: BCR feedback


I'm listening to the beginning of Show #84, and I heard you mention Alex Trebek.

I don't even know what it is about yet, but he is a dick. 
I have met him in person, 1994, I was a contestant on Jeopardy. 
I didn't win, but I came close, got the final right, the category was "The Soviet Union." 

The clue was "Upon this hero's death in 1968, the town of Gzhatsk was renamed in his honor." 
(Yuri Gagarin)

On Jeopardy, they RE-TAKE bits where Alex screws up his lines, which he does often, so he looks perfect. 
He is rude, arrogant and a dick.


For the radio impaired:
The answer was - "The oldest signer of the Declaration of Independence."

They were kids, and one kid went all in and wrote, "Bejamin Franklin."
Trebek, always the prick, said, "No, it was Benjamin Franklin - sorry,"



In 1997, a report from the James Baker Institute of Public Policy emphasized "the Threat of Iraq and Iran" 
to the free flow of Middle East oil. When the Bush regime "took" office in 2001, Cheney's Energy Task Force 
highlighted a follow-up study, which slammed Saddam for using his own euro-dominated export program 
"to manipulate oil markets." In response, Cheney stated, "The Gulf will be a primary focus of US international energy policy."

In January 2003, officials from the White House, State Department, and Department of Defense continued meeting
informally with executives from Halliburton, Schlumberger, ExxonMobil, ChevronTexaco and ConocoPhillips to plan 
the post-war expansion of oil production from Iraq. With proven reserves of 113 billion barrels, the second largest in 
the world after Saudi Arabia and 11% of the world's total, Iraq's "sweet crude" was easy and cheap to extract. 
At least, if angry Iraqis weren't blowing up its pipelines every second day.

"Saddam sealed his fate when he decided to switch to the euro in late 2000, and later converted his $10 billion 
reserve fund at the UN to euros," William Clark observes in his landmark essay, "The Real Reasons for the 
Upcoming War With Iraq"—"The reason why the corporate-military-industrial network conglomerate wants 
a puppet government in Iraq—is so that it will revert back to a dollar standard and stay that way."


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