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"It's a good thing that they won for those
intelligence stories because the Bush administration
is investigating now and is threatening
to subpoena and conceivably jail those reporters.
So I think it's important that those
stories be rewarded as something important to have done."
-- Bob Schieffer, torn between his loyalty to Bush and being a reporter,
Mr. President: Do you ever wake up in the middle
of the night? Do you? Do you ever wake up sleepless
in the middle of the night? What have you done
in Iraq? Do you ever realize, in the middle of the night,
what you've done? Do you?
You've caused over 2,370 American soldiers to
die in an impoverished land that never attacked us.
Was that the right answer to 9/11 or the "threat"
from Iraq? Do you ever ask yourself that question?
Because of your Iraq invasion, thousands of U.S.
enlisted personnel are maimed, physically and
mentally, for life. What can you tell these
victims of your war? That you're honored by their duty
towards you, our "mission-accomplished" commander-in-chief?"
"That's how Washington works" is her defense
Condoleezza Rice leaked national defense information
to a pro-Israel lobbyist in the same manner
that landed a lower-level Pentagon official a
12-year prison sentence, the lobbyist's lawyer said Friday.
Prosecutors disputed the claim.
The allegations against Rice came as a federal
judge granted a defense request to issue subpoenas
sought by the defense for Rice and three other
government officials in the trial of Steven Rosen and
Keith Weissman. The two are former lobbyists
with the American Israel Public Affairs Committee
who are charged with receiving and disclosing
national defense information.
one drop of water will I give you...."
Doesn't that just sum up these mean-minded religio-fanatics
Paul from Paris
Or maybe religion in general.
"Worship me or spend eternity in Hell?"
That's not love - that's blackmail.
Why the Democrats are...
Significant majorities believe Bush is not a
competent steward in the war on terror, that his economic
management has done more harm than good, that
his illegal wiretapping must be held to account, that he
is not a trustworthy person, and again, by almost
2-to-1, that he has taken the country down the "wrong track."
It is impossible to find a president, Nixon included,
who has inflicted more damage on his country and who
is more deeply, viscerally despised by his own
Yet, despite all of these egregious failings of
policy, this dripping smell-of-blood vulnerability in the polls,
for all of this incomparable - indeed, unimaginable
- legacy of devastation, there is not a single voice from
the Democratic party that plausibly challenges
Bush, his policy record, or Republican doctrine. How can that be?
The silence is beyond eerie. It is far beyond
Subject: They're stealing the
Internet - no joke
How would the gutting of Network Neutrality affect
Google users—Another search engine could pay dominant
Internet providers like AT&T to guarantee
the competing search engine opens faster than
Google on your computer. Innov ators with the "next big idea"
—Startups and entrepreneurs will be muscled out
of the marketplace by big corporations that pay Internet
providers for dominant placing on the Web. The
little guy will be left in the "slow lane" with inferior Internet
service, unable to compete.
Ipod listeners—A company like Comcast could slow
access to iTunes, steering you to a higher-priced
music service that it owned.
Hey, we gotta stop this.
They're trying to take our choices away.
They want to charge us for clean air and sunshine.
From: Malloy mentioned bartcop.com
Just now - 9:55pm XM radio - 4-19-06 (at the end
of his show)
He complimented you and said for 3 yrs now (and
mentioned how his listeners
are your readers - yes we are) that you have
been talking about all the money
they've been stealing in Iraq.
We know this. We read bartcop.
"I have been pleading with the American press
corps for months to ask Bush one simple question:
'Are we, or are we not, constructing
permanent military bases in Iraq?'"
-- Sen. Gary Hart, Link
Senator, good luck getting this gaggle of whores to do their jobs.
In six years, nobody's ever asked Bush how many times he's pled
guilty to a felony.
Thay're afraid of the little coward, for some reason.
Subject: what are you talking
you're not just an idiot...but more like a glittering
jewel of colossal ignorance.
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The Organization for Women's Freedom in Iraq,
based in Baghdad, estimates from anecdotal evidence
that more than 2,000 Iraqi women have gone missing
in that period. "A Western official in Baghdad who
monitors the status of women in Iraq thinks that
figure may be inflated but admits that sex trafficking,
virtually nonexistent under Saddam, has become
a serious issue. The collapse of law and order and the
absence of a stable government have allowed criminal
gangs, alongside terrorists, to run amuck.
Meanwhile, some aid workers say, bureaucrats
in the ministries have either paralyzed with red tape
or frozen the assets of charities that might
have provided refuge for these girls.
As a result, sex trafficking has been allowed
to fester unchecked.
Secret Oil Meetings
Right now there's a VP named Dick,
Who's task force was oily and slick.
They figured out how
To get cash from a cow,
And now Dick won't share it, that PRICK!!!
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Hate Rummy, Too
The revolt by retired generals who criticized
Rumsfeld has opened a debate among younger officers.
They are discussing whether the war plans for
Iraq reflected unvarnished military advice, whether the retired
generals should have spoken out, whether active-duty
generals will feel free to state their views in private
sessions with the civilian leaders and, most
divisive of all, whether Mr. Rumsfeld should resign... An Army major
who is an intelligence specialist said: "The
history I will take away from this is that the current crop of generals
failed to stand up and say, 'We cannot do this
mission.' They confused the cultural can-do attitude with their
responsibilities as leaders to delay the start
of the war until we had an adequate force. I think the backlash
against the general officers will be seen in
the resignation of officers" who might otherwise have stayed in uniform.
Eighteen men died on Clinton's watch after Poppy sent them into Somalia
The right went bat-shit crazy, screaming, "Clinton
doesn't know what he's doing."
But Clinton never sent a man into battle who didn't come home.
Bush has 2380 lives on his lack-of conscience, and they give him a pass.
Subject: gas prices
I know average Americans are suffering from the
high gas prices. Indeed, the Bush-Cheney war in Irak
plus the oil companies' natural inclination towards
gouging is one reason. But let us also put blame where
blame is due: The American people have been generally
idiots on conservation: Overheated and overcooled
houses, buying up cars that are built to consume
gas (the rate of consumption a few years ago was the same
as in 1973!), ignoring all calls for conservation,
When I was last in the USA, I saw people just
leave their engines idling while they went shopping,
too fucking LAZY to switch the damned thing off.
Yeah, they voted for Ronald the oilfreak Reagan
over Carter, in great part because Carter was
attempting to get Americans off the oil tit.
Marton in Switzerland
Marton, you know me - never one to argue - but do you conserve salt?
No, you don't, because salt is cheap and plentiful.
There's no need to conserve salt because it's everywhere.
Until the Bush bastards stole power, we had little reason to conserve.
The world has been drowning in dirt-cheap gasoline for a long time,
then Bush got in,
started wars with oil producing countries and now he's super-richer
Last weekend, the financial shows were aghast that oil prices and the
stock market are both
going up - that's not supposed to happened, but the answer is obvious
if you read bartcop.com
Stocks are going up because the futures traders know that oil
is going to $100 real damn fast.
Oil is real cheap right now, at $73.33,
compared to Bush's artificial price of $100
- or $125
People with money can buy a new hybrid and not get hurt too much by
Bush's $4 a gallon prices.
But half the country drives an 83 Cutlass that smokes (if it starts)
and barely gets 20 MPG.
They've got to get to their minimum-wage jobs - they don't have
a choice, and they don't have
the option to buy a new hybrid so they're just screwed out of another
Christmas by the BFEE.
"The only thing I know as I get older
is that I don't really need to be No.
-- Bruce, Springsteen, seeming to back Bart's theory, Link
Subject: planes over Germany?
I live near Ramstein Air Base and can tell you
there is no more air traffic now than there was 6 months ago.
Right now we have a lot of Luftwaffe fighters
screaming overhead because there's some kind of exercise
(NATO? What the hell do I know?) going on, but
that's a regular event. You can bet if Bush's leg-humping
poodle Tony Blair isn't going along this time,
Angela Merkel and the Germans will also be conspicuously
absent from the invasion formation.
I'm betting there'll be no Iran invasion, but
since Bush's buddies are fixin' to get their congressional asses kicked,
be on the alert for another "cowardly turrist"
attack on one of the thousands of poorly guarded targets on your side
of the pond. Especially a target that will
produce heavy civiian casualties without destroying anything of real tactical
"Rumsfeld has made some very serious mistakes.
Very serious mistakes. I think history
will judge him very harshly. Clearly
not enough troops going in [to Iraq]. That was the
biggest mistake. And a lot of
mistakes would be covered under that."
-- GOP Sen. Mike DeWine, running scared in Ohio,
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If you see a star in an anti-Bush or pro-peace shirt,
please send that in.
Subject: kissing Hank's ass
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss
Hank's ass with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking
about? Who's Hank,
and why would I want to kiss His ass?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you
a million dollars;
and if you don't, He'll kick the shit out of
Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre
Remember Bart's Law
#1 - People Want to be Lied To.
Virgin, 12-24, for Wife
45 year old Okie Bush voter knows what he wants
A sign Michael Thelemann posted in his yard said
he'll pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24.
''I feel like I'm living down the street from
a pedophile,'' said neighbor Christy Sternadel.
''We want him out of this neighborhood. Who asks
for a 12-year-old virgin bride?''
Thelemann heard several negative comments from
neighbors, which he said he didn't understand.
He said his grandmother married ''a much older
man'' at age 14.
''I'm just somebody who is getting up there in
years, and I'm looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin
between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me
children,'' said Thelemann. ''What's the problem?
I just think I have some wicked neighbors.''
No wonder the Democrats can't win this state
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Subject: Dr. Laura
Hmm. Why's Dr. Laura putting in an appearence
Matt, we love to torment that ratty-ass bitch.
Have you seen her triple-vulgar nude photos?
I've never seen anything like them - even in Hustler.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is$73.33
Bush stole just yesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps 3M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 5M barrels
times today's oil price which is
$73.33 a barrel
dollars Bush will steal daily
That's a third of a billion dollars every day
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
2390 soldiers are dead
Subject: have no facts?
Will you please give me a break?
They can argue all they want about whether it
was an airplane or a controlled explosion
that brought down the towers, but there is no
argument concerning WTC7! Look at the video.
The guy who mis-set the timer in the little building
on the roof (left side in the video) will never live it down!
(If you really have not seen it, it goes down
about 1/2 a second before the rest of the building on the roof,
which by the way goes down at exactly the same
time as the entire structure).
Just because you don't know who set it off doesn't
mean that you have to turn off your mind to the FACTS!
As for the Pentagon, I have personally started
a fund that will build an exact replica of the 3 outer rings
that were supposedly hit by 757 full of fuel,
and that fund's conclusion will prove in a reenactment that the
at least part off 9/11 was a hoax perpetrated
on the American people!
The event will give new meaning to the old saying,
"BURN, BABY, BURN!" (Watts riots - 1965)
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Big $$ Strike
Set for May 1
Don't spend any money on May 1.
"I don't think anyone imagined three years
ago that things could be quite this bad today.
The typical Iraqi dream has become
to find some safe haven abroad."
Subject: As Captain James T.
Kirk would say..."KHAN!!"
Josh, just a quick note to remind you and other
readers to ask the question:
Who provided the help to North Korea to be able
to develop nuclear weapons technology?
(And who might be a prime candidate to help other
Why, none other than our supposed ally, Pakistan's
And yet, when Pakistani President Musharraf pardoned
W didn't have boo to say against it.
Keep swinging your hammer!
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Subject: Medical marijuana
The FDA has actually created a Catch 22 that would
make Yossarian's head spin.
All medical studies utilizing marijuana must
be approved by the FDA,
because they can only go forward legally if they
use FDA produced marijuana.
The FDA disallows most studies. Thus there
are no studies,
and ipso facto no studies which show the efficacy
Bushonian/Nixonian logic at its best.
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The studio is finally repaired from the power outage.
I needed a new power distribution center,
a 1500 watt battery backup system,
a new E-MU 1820 audio card and,
drum roll, please, ... a new Mackie mixing board.
None of this is a problem ...because I'm a rich Democrat.
<big Al Gore sigh...>
All I could do was whip out the VISA card and gamble on the future.
Did I say gambling was fun?
price of gas triples when
oil man steals the White House
I heard some shocking news on CNN about the market value four car companies:
General Motors is worth $12B
Ford Motor Co is worth $14B
Chrysler Motors is worth $58B
Total US Car Co
Toyota Motors is worth $190B
Toyota is getting bigger while the American companies are shrinking.
What will it take to get Detroit's attention?
Seems to me the Panic Button should have been pushed long ago.
Like the Democrats, the US companies seem to be waiting for someone
to step in and save them.
Like the Democrats, the US companies seem to think everything will
work out if they do nothing.
On both cases (Dems and Detroit) ...what will it take to wake them up?
If you've never seen House, that could change tonight.
If you have seen House, tonight his godlike patient claims
he can heal people.
In a fight between House and God, I'm betting the house on House.
Veronica Mars, great show, is on its last three episodes, and
go figure, what are the odds
that Denny Crain (R-Gun Nut) would shoot another guy,
and need Alan to defend him?
Plus the inevitable Idol crockery.
Like I said from Day One, the men are all terrible
and one of the girls will win.
Y'know how I know?
Idol is batting 50-50 right now.
If the winner is a cute girl, she'll be a star and Idol will
be 3/5 or batting 60 percent.
If a guy wins, he'll be swept into history's dust bin with Ruben and
Fastastico and that
would make Idol a semi-powerhouse, 2/5 loser and there's just
too much money to be made.
Idol exists to make money, like the BFEE, but without all the
Dave is on vacation (again) like his name is Bush, but Leno has George
I think every time I've seen George Wallace on TV he's been
to Charlie Sheen: "300 Feet"
Charlie Sheen was ordered to keep at least 300
feet away from his wife, Denise Richards,
and their two young daughters after Richards
claimed he had threatened to kill her.
Sheen, the biggest American star to question Bush
on 9-11, denied the charge and the judge
agreed to his request that all telephone conversations
between the couple be tape recorded.
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