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 Tuesday  April 25, 2006      Volume 1752 - 32 Percent

Quote of the Day

"169: Number of days that elapsed between 
  Dana Priest's article on secret prisons and 
  the firing of the supposed leaker. 
  1,014 and counting: Number of days that have 
  elapsed since Valerie Plame's identity was 
  published without anyone having been fired." 
      -- Think Progress,   Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Waking Up Sleepless 
Sleazy Leaked Info? 
Worse than Useless 
2000 Sex Slaves?
Rummy in Deeper 
Seeking Virgin 
Kissing Hank's Ass 
The Toyota Monster
Denise Richards 300 ft 



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"It's a good thing that they won for those intelligence stories because the Bush administration 
  is investigating now and is threatening to subpoena and conceivably jail those reporters. 
  So I think it's important that those stories be rewarded as something important to have done."  
    -- Bob Schieffer, torn between his loyalty to Bush and being a reporter,   Link


Waking Up Sleepless


Mr. President: Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night? Do you? Do you ever wake up sleepless 
in the middle of the night? What have you done in Iraq? Do you ever realize, in the middle of the night, 
what you've done?   Do you? 

You've caused over 2,370 American soldiers to die in an impoverished land that never attacked us. 
Was that the right answer to 9/11 or the "threat" from Iraq? Do you ever ask yourself that question? 

Because of your Iraq invasion, thousands of U.S. enlisted personnel are maimed, physically and
mentally, for life.  What can you tell these victims of your war? That you're honored by their duty
towards you, our "mission-accomplished" commander-in-chief?"


Sleazy Leaked Defense Info?
"That's how Washington works" is her defense


Condoleezza Rice leaked national defense information to a pro-Israel lobbyist in the same manner
that landed a lower-level Pentagon official a 12-year prison sentence, the lobbyist's lawyer said Friday.
Prosecutors disputed the claim.

The allegations against Rice came as a federal judge granted a defense request to issue subpoenas 
sought by the defense for Rice and three other government officials in the trial of Steven Rosen and 
Keith Weissman. The two are former lobbyists with the American Israel Public Affairs Committee 
who are charged with receiving and disclosing national defense information.


Subject: "Not one drop of water will I give you...."

Doesn't that just sum up these mean-minded religio-fanatics ?
 Paul from Paris

Or maybe religion in general.
"Worship me or spend eternity in Hell?"

That's not love - that's blackmail.


 Why the Democrats are...
Worse than Useless


Significant majorities believe Bush is not a competent steward in the war on terror, that his economic 
management has done more harm than good, that his illegal wiretapping must be held to account, that he 
is not a trustworthy person, and again, by almost 2-to-1, that he has taken the country down the "wrong track." 
It is impossible to find a president, Nixon included, who has inflicted more damage on his country and who 
is more deeply, viscerally despised by his own people.

Yet, despite all of these egregious failings of policy, this dripping smell-of-blood vulnerability in the polls, 
for all of this incomparable - indeed, unimaginable - legacy of devastation, there is not a single voice from 
the Democratic party that plausibly challenges Bush, his policy record, or Republican doctrine. How can that be?

The silence is beyond eerie. It is far beyond strange.



Subject: They're stealing the Internet - no joke


How would the gutting of Network Neutrality affect you?

Google users—Another search engine could pay dominant Internet providers like AT&T to guarantee
the competing search engine opens faster than Google on your computer. Innov ators with the "next big idea"
—Startups and entrepreneurs will be muscled out of the marketplace by big corporations that pay Internet
providers for dominant placing on the Web. The little guy will be left in the "slow lane" with inferior Internet
service, unable to compete.

Ipod listeners—A company like Comcast could slow access to iTunes, steering you to a higher-priced
music service that it owned.

Hey, we gotta stop this.
They're trying to take our choices away.
They want to charge us for clean air and sunshine.


From: Malloy mentioned bartcop.com

Just now - 9:55pm XM radio - 4-19-06 (at the end of his show)


He complimented you and said for 3 yrs now (and mentioned how his listeners 
are your readers - yes we are) that you have been talking about all the money
they've been stealing in Iraq.

We know this. We read bartcop. 



"I have been pleading with the American press corps for months to ask Bush one simple question: 
 'Are we, or are we not, constructing permanent military bases in Iraq?'"  
    -- Sen. Gary Hart,   Link

Senator, good luck getting this gaggle of whores to do their jobs.
In six years, nobody's ever asked Bush how many times he's pled guilty to a felony.

Thay're afraid of the little coward, for some reason.


Subject: what are you talking about?

you're not just an idiot...but more like a glittering jewel of colossal ignorance. 
good luck. 


Merle Haggard  hates him, too.

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2000 Sex Slaves?


The Organization for Women's Freedom in Iraq, based in Baghdad, estimates from anecdotal evidence 
that more than 2,000 Iraqi women have gone missing in that period.  "A Western official in Baghdad who 
monitors the status of women in Iraq thinks that figure may be inflated but admits that sex trafficking, 
virtually nonexistent under Saddam, has become a serious issue.  The collapse of law and order and the 
absence of a stable government have allowed criminal gangs, alongside terrorists, to run amuck.  
Meanwhile, some aid workers say, bureaucrats in the ministries have either paralyzed with red tape 
or frozen the assets of charities that might have provided refuge for these girls. 
As a result, sex trafficking has been allowed to fester unchecked.


Subject: Cheney's Secret Oil Meetings

Right now there's a VP named Dick,
Who's task force was oily and slick.
They figured out how
To get cash from a cow,
And now Dick won't share it, that PRICK!!!



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Young Officers Hate Rummy, Too


The revolt by retired generals who criticized Rumsfeld has opened a debate among younger officers.
They are discussing whether the war plans for Iraq reflected unvarnished military advice, whether the retired 
generals should have spoken out, whether active-duty generals will feel free to state their views in private 
sessions with the civilian leaders and, most divisive of all, whether Mr. Rumsfeld should resign... An Army major 
who is an intelligence specialist said: "The history I will take away from this is that the current crop of generals 
failed to stand up and say, 'We cannot do this mission.' They confused the cultural can-do attitude with their 
responsibilities as leaders to delay the start of the war until we had an adequate force. I think the backlash 
against the general officers will be seen in the resignation of officers" who might otherwise have stayed in uniform.

Eighteen men died on Clinton's watch after Poppy sent them into Somalia without armor.
The right went bat-shit crazy, screaming, "Clinton doesn't know what he's doing."
But Clinton never sent a man into battle who didn't come home.

Bush has 2380 lives on his lack-of conscience, and they give him a pass.


Subject: gas prices

Dear Bart,
I know average Americans are suffering from the high gas prices.  Indeed, the Bush-Cheney war in Irak 
plus the oil companies' natural inclination towards gouging is one reason. But let us also put blame where
blame is due: The American people have been generally idiots on conservation: Overheated and overcooled 
houses, buying up cars that are built to consume gas (the rate of consumption a few years ago was the same 
as in 1973!), ignoring all calls for conservation, etc... 

When I was last in the USA, I saw people just leave their engines idling while they went shopping, 
too fucking LAZY to switch the damned thing off.  Yeah, they voted for Ronald the oilfreak Reagan 
over Carter, in great part because Carter was attempting to get Americans off the oil tit.

Marton in Switzerland

Marton, you know me - never one to argue - but do you conserve salt?
No, you don't, because salt is cheap and plentiful.
There's no need to conserve salt because it's everywhere.

Until the Bush bastards stole power, we had little reason to conserve.
The world has been drowning in dirt-cheap gasoline for a long time, then Bush got in,
started wars with oil producing countries and now he's super-richer than before.

Last weekend, the financial shows were aghast that oil prices and the stock market are both 
going up - that's not supposed to happened, but the answer is obvious if you read  bartcop.com

Stocks are going up because the futures traders  know that oil is going to $100 real damn fast.
Oil is real cheap right now, at $73.33, compared to Bush's artificial price of $100 - or $125

People with money can buy a new hybrid and not get hurt too much by Bush's $4 a gallon prices.
But half the country drives an 83 Cutlass that smokes (if it starts) and barely gets 20 MPG.

They've got to get to their minimum-wage jobs - they don't have a choice, and they don't have
the option to buy a new hybrid so they're just screwed out of another Christmas by the BFEE.


Musical Quotes

"The only thing I know as I get older 
  is that I don't really need to be No. 1." 
     -- Bruce, Springsteen, seeming to back Bart's theory,   Link


Subject: planes over Germany?

I live near Ramstein Air Base and can tell you there is no more air traffic now than there was 6 months ago.  
Right now we have a lot of Luftwaffe fighters screaming overhead because there's some kind of exercise 
(NATO? What the hell do I know?) going on, but that's a regular event.  You can bet if Bush's leg-humping 
poodle Tony Blair isn't going along this time, Angela Merkel and the Germans will also be conspicuously 
absent from the invasion formation.
I'm betting there'll be no Iran invasion, but since Bush's buddies are fixin' to get their congressional asses kicked, 
be on the alert for another "cowardly turrist" attack on one of the thousands of poorly guarded targets on your side 
of the pond.  Especially a target that will produce heavy civiian casualties without destroying anything of real tactical value.
Any takers?



"Rumsfeld has made some very serious mistakes. Very serious mistakes. I think history 
  will judge him very harshly. Clearly not enough troops going in [to Iraq]. That was the 
  biggest mistake.  And a lot of mistakes would be covered under that."  
      -- GOP Sen. Mike DeWine, running scared in Ohio,  Link


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Kirstin Dunst's "Goodbye, George" shirt

If you see a star in an anti-Bush or pro-peace shirt,
please send that in.

Subject: kissing Hank's ass


Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me:   "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, 
and why would I want to kiss His ass?"

John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; 
and if you don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."

Me:   "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"

Remember Bart's Law #1 - People Want to be Lied To.


Seeking Virgin, 12-24, for Wife
 45 year old Okie Bush voter knows what he wants


A sign Michael Thelemann posted in his yard said he'll pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24.

''I feel like I'm living down the street from a pedophile,'' said neighbor Christy Sternadel.
''We want him out of this neighborhood. Who asks for a 12-year-old virgin bride?''

Thelemann heard several negative comments from neighbors, which he said he didn't understand.
He said his grandmother married ''a much older man'' at age 14.

''I'm just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I'm looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin
between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children,'' said Thelemann. ''What's the problem?
I just think I have some wicked neighbors.''

No wonder the Democrats can't win this state



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Subject: Dr. Laura

Hmm.  Why's Dr. Laura putting in an appearence on Bartcop?

Matt, we love to torment that ratty-ass bitch.
Have you seen her triple-vulgar nude photos?

I've never seen anything like them - even in Hustler.


 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is$73.33 a barrel
makes $146,660,000 Bush stole just yesterday

...add to that, Iran pumps 3M barrels a day.

Once the sick bastard invades, that's 5M barrels a day
times today's oil price which is  $73.33 a barrel
makes $366,650,000 dollars Bush will steal daily

That's a third of a billion dollars every day
No wonder they were so eager to start a war

...and what did it cost us?

2389  2390 soldiers are dead


Subject: have no facts?


Will you please give me a break? 
They can argue all they want about whether it was an airplane or a controlled explosion 
that brought down the towers, but there is no argument concerning WTC7! Look at the video. 

The guy who mis-set the timer in the little building on the roof (left side in the video) will never live it down!
(If you really have not seen it, it goes down about 1/2 a second before the rest of the building on the roof, 
which by the way goes down at exactly the same time as the entire structure). 
Just because you don't know who set it off doesn't mean that you have to turn off your mind to the FACTS!

As for the Pentagon, I have personally started a fund that will build an exact replica of the 3 outer rings 
that were supposedly hit by 757 full of fuel, and that fund's conclusion will prove in a reenactment that the 
at least part off 9/11 was a hoax perpetrated on the American people! 

The event will give new meaning to the old saying, "BURN, BABY, BURN!" (Watts riots - 1965)

A break is hereby granted to Cardoman.


Big $$ Strike Set for May 1

Don't spend any money on May 1.



"I don't think anyone imagined three years ago that things could be quite this bad today. 
  The typical Iraqi dream has become to find some safe haven abroad."  
    -- Riverbend,   Link


To: talk@talkingpointsmemo.com

Subject: As Captain James T. Kirk would say..."KHAN!!"


Josh, just a quick note to remind you and other readers to ask the question: 
Who provided the help to North Korea to be able to develop nuclear weapons technology?  
(And who might be a prime candidate to help other nuclear wannabees?)

Why, none other than our supposed ally, Pakistan's A.Q. Khan.  
And yet, when Pakistani President Musharraf pardoned Khan, 
W didn't have boo to say against it.


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Subject: Medical marijuana

The FDA has actually created a Catch 22 that would make Yossarian's head spin.  
All medical studies utilizing marijuana must be approved by the FDA, 
because they can only go forward legally if they use FDA produced marijuana.  

The FDA disallows most studies.  Thus there are no studies, 
and ipso facto no studies which show the efficacy of  marijuana.

Bushonian/Nixonian logic at its best.
 Dr. Luba


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The studio is finally repaired from the power outage.
I needed a new power distribution center,

a 1500 watt battery backup system,


a new E-MU 1820 audio card and, 

drum roll, please, ... a new Mackie mixing board.

None of this is a problem ...because I'm a rich Democrat.

<big Al Gore sigh...>

All I could do was whip out the VISA card and gamble on the future.
Did I say gambling was fun?


The price of gas triples when 
an oil man steals the White House

The Toyota Monster

I heard some shocking news on CNN about the market value four car companies:

General Motors  is worth $12B
Ford Motor Co  is worth $14B
Chrysler Motors is worth $58B
Total US Car Co           $84B

Toyota Motors is worth $190B

Toyota is getting bigger while the American companies are shrinking.
What will it take to get Detroit's attention?
Seems to me the Panic Button should have been pushed long ago.

Like the Democrats, the US companies seem to be waiting for someone to step in and save them.
Like the Democrats, the US companies seem to think everything will work out if they do nothing.

On both cases (Dems and Detroit) ...what will it take to wake them up?


TV Stuff

If you've never seen House, that could change tonight.
If you have seen House, tonight his godlike patient claims he can heal people.
In a fight between House and God, I'm betting the house on House.

Veronica Mars, great show, is on its last three episodes, and go figure, what are the odds
that Denny Crain (R-Gun Nut) would shoot another guy, and need Alan to defend him?

Plus the inevitable Idol crockery.
Like I said from Day One, the men are all terrible and one of the girls will win.

Y'know how I know?
Idol is batting 50-50 right now.
If the winner is a cute girl, she'll be a star and Idol will be 3/5 or batting 60 percent.
If a guy wins, he'll be swept into history's dust bin with Ruben and Fastastico and that
would make Idol a semi-powerhouse, 2/5 loser and there's just too much money to be made.

Idol exists to make money, like the BFEE, but without all the murders.  

Dave is on vacation (again) like his name is Bush, but Leno has George Wallace.
I think every time I've seen George Wallace on TV he's been funny.


Denise Richards to Charlie Sheen: "300 Feet"



Charlie Sheen was ordered to keep at least 300 feet away from his wife, Denise Richards,
and their two young daughters after Richards claimed he had threatened to kill her.

Sheen, the biggest American star to question Bush on 9-11, denied the charge and the judge
agreed to his request that all telephone conversations between the couple be tape recorded.


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