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"We're not going to win in 2006 by default.
We're not going to win in 2006 by running out the clock.
At the right moment, just when the Democrats
start feeling their oats, they'll (Republicans) say
'The Democrats don't support the troops'
or 'They're not patriotic,' and all of a sudden the Democrats
go back in their foxholes. It's a great
victory for al-Qaida if they can get us to be so afraid to stand up
for our system of government that we
let the president get away with this."
-- Russ Feingold, telling Democrats to stop snivelling,
with being a Fraud, but we've known that for a decade
Prosecutors accuse him of "doctor shopping,"
or illegally deceiving multiple doctors to receive overlapping prescriptions.
Der Pigboy ate about 2,000 painkillers, prescribed
by four doctors in six months, at a pharmacy near his Palm Beach mansion.
Limbaugh pleaded not guilty Friday to a charge
of fraud to conceal information to obtain prescriptions. Though he steadfastly
denies reality, the charge will be dismissed
in 18 months if Limbaugh complies with court guidelines, his lawyer Roy
"Drug use, some might say, is destroying this
country. And we have laws against selling drugs,
pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs.
... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs,
they ought to be accused and they ought to
be convicted and they ought to be sent up," Limbaugh said
on his short-lived television show (that the
free market said was no good,) on October 5, 1995.
As always, Rush didn't mean what he said. He used
to be Mr. Tough-on-Crime, but now
that Der Pigboy has become a "victim" of drugs,
he thinks drug abusers should be coddled.
Negroponte & Iran
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
In a replay of the Iraqi WMD charade, neoconservative
supporters of George W. Bush are pushing
the U.S. intelligence community to take a more
alarmist view about Iran's nuclear program - only this time,
the nation's top spy John Negroponte is resisting
the pressure unlike former CIA chief George Tenet.
Tenet joined in Bush's hyping of the WMD evidence
about Iraq - famously telling the President that the case
was a "slam dunk." But Negroponte is defying
hardliners who want a worst-case scenario on Iran's capabilities.
Instead, he is citing Iran's limited progress
in refining uranium and their use of a cascade of only 164 centrifuges.
"According to the experts that I consult, achieving
— getting 164 centrifuges to work is still a long way from
having the capacity to manufacture sufficient
fissile material for a nuclear weapon," Negroponte told NBC on April 20.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
Sanity from South of the Border?
Mexico's Congress approved a bill Friday decriminalizing
possession of small amounts of marijuana,
ecstasy, cocaine and heroin for personal use
- a measure sure to raise questions in Washington about
Mexico's commitment to the war on drugs.
The last step is President Fox, who is expected to sign it.
Supporters said the law would let police focus
on drug smuggling, rather than on busting casual users.
Common sense and sanity towards drug laws?
We can't have that - unless a GOP icon gets caught.
Bush if he Attacks Iran
by Pat Buchanan
hate him, too."
Many Democrats now concede they failed the nation
when they took Bush at his word that Iraq was an
intolerable threat that could be dealt with only
by an invasion. Now, Bush and the War Party are telling us
the same thing about Iran. And the Congress is
conducting itself in the same contemptible and cowardly way.
It is time for Congress to tell President Bush
directly that he has no authority to go to war on Iran and to
launch such a war would be an impeachable offense.
Or, if they so conclude, Congress should share full
responsibility by granting him that authority
after it has held hearings and told the people why we have no
other choice than another Mideast war, with a
nation four times as large as Iraq.
Bush's bloody quagmire Saturday in New York
Just back from Baghdad and eager to discuss promising
developments, Sleazy found herself
knocked off message Sunday, forced to defend
prewar planning and troop levels against an
unlikely critic — Colin Powell, her predecessor
at the State Department.
For the Bush thugs, it was a rare instance of
in-house dissenter going public.
On Rice's mind was the political breakthrough
that had caused her and Rumsfeld to sneak
into Iraq like theives to cleared the way for
formation of a national unity government.
Yet Powell sideswiped her by revisiting the question
of whether the U.S. had a large enough
force to oust Saddam, steal his oil and then
secure the peace.
I just have to answer this. Bush hates to "respond"
(answer) questions, even those softballs
that could be pitched for any six year old, asked
by the media supposedly for the public?
Maybe, just maybe, if Bush hadn't been given the
White House by a partisan Supreme Court's illegal move,
he would appreciate the fact that it's not that
he is above the people . . . the people are actually above him.
He is supposed to work for us.
Maybe, if Bush were to be made accountable for
his crimes while in the White House, he would get to
really love to respond, because he would be on
the same level as every other criminal in his administration,
and he would still be below those he is supposed
Spoiled rotten sociopath, how lucky can we be.
toadie Denny Hastert (R-Sweaty Wrestler) gets out of a
car, left, as he prepares to board his gas-guzzling SUV
his dog-and-pony show in DC to discuss BIG OIL's gas gouging.
and other GOP hypocrites drove off in the Hydrogen cars for the cameras
to switch to their gas-guzzling SUVs to get back to the Capitol.
"Mitchell Wade, who has pleaded guilty to bribing
Duke Cunningham, told the feds that a
"limousine would pick up Cunningham and a
prostitute and take them" to the hospitality suite.
The San Diego Union-Tribune suggested
that "as many as a half a dozen other congressmen
may have been involved in this" prostitution
-- The Progress Report, Link
I assume the Democrats are "above" using a sex scandal to score political
Subject: Rosie has learned her
Rosie admitted on her blog that she'd made a mistake
She said she hadn't realized how horrible the
Rosie is a good person.
She has a lot of clout and a lot of money and
she uses it to help people, mostly kids.
You can see some of the positive things she has
done on her blog, but a lot of it she does
because she thinks it is right and not because
it will make her look good.
She's not perfect, and will always cop to her
Carol, I can be persuaded to giver her another chance, but do you know
what set me off?
Clinton never sent a man into battle who didn't come home, while Bush
lied 2400 soldiers to death.(So far.)
Yet the military loves
the Giggling Murderer and would shoot Clinton on sight if they ever got
Because Clinton tried to bring some honesty to the gays-in-the-military
Some people say Clinton wasted his political capital trying to help
gays - and that was a factor (along with race)
that helped launch the massive impeachment effort. In other words,
was wounded while fighting HER battles
and Rosie stabbed him in the back for his troubles and that really
pissed me off.
She also used her "Clinton disgusts me" schtick
to launch her stand-up comeback.
That's not how you treat a guy who was injured fighting your battles
but, since bartcop.com is all about forgiveness,
I'll begin to let it go ...starting today.
Thanks for the update.
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Spankings are free
Gets Ugly Slurs
making Nazi bastards angry
Ava Lowery is a fifteen-year-old who lives in
Alabama. She calls herself a peace activist,
and for the past year, she's been producing her
own short animations on her website,
All in all, she's made about seventy of them, she says,
and most of them oppose Bush and his Iraq War.
But she was unprepared for the viciousness of
the negative feedback—especially the ugly sexual slurs
similar to those that Cindy Sheehan has faced.
(If you can't stand foul language, stop reading now.)
"It's people like you who need to fucking die
and get raped while your corpse rots in the sun,"
said one e-mail Lowery shared with me. "Fuck
you, I would jack off on your parents if I could.
If you don't like the team, get out of the park.
That means take ur small dick and get the fuck off
of my homeland you faggot chocolate gulper."
It's like the monkey's only have one place to
go when they feel lonely - Sex slurland.
My name is Dave and I'm from Portland and I've
written you before about your unfortunate habit
of printing Hillary bashers and constantly downing
Dems. I'm glad you printed another letter where
Madame B questioned you about same Dem-bashing.
I love your response where it says, "Stop attacking
each other and go after Republicans".
One of us is insane. It very well might be me,
I'll grant you that, but do you really mean that?
You constantly criticize Dems yet you ask us,
your readers, to stop attacking each other and go after Republicans?
I gotta go drink now, I can't take it anymore.
I found this
fine article titled The Victorious Opposition:
Why the Dems are doing better than you think.
Please read it Bart, that's all I ask.
Anger at Dems has a time and place but not anymore,
Dave in Portland, Oregon
Dave, that wasn't directed at the readers - it was for elected Democrats.
When I "attack" Democrats," it's for sleeping thru the Bush crime spree.
When Pelosi attacks Howard Dean, it's for telling the truth
about the Bush crime spree.
Those are two very different things.
Kinky: The Pentagon
Imagine growing up in a family where every day,
father raped daughter, mother tortured son,
brother abused brother, sister stole from sister,
and the whole family murdered neighbors,
friends and passing strangers. Imagine the underlying
assumptions about life that you would
adopt without question in such an atmosphere,
how normal the most hideous depravity would seem.
(That's what we got last week) when the Washington
Post outlined the Pentagon's plan to put
dirty war - by death squad, by snatch squad,
by secret armies, subversion, torture and terrorism
- at the very heart of America's military philosophy.
Not defense against declared enemies, not
deterrence of potential foes, but conducting
"continuous" covert military operations in countries
"where the United States is not at war" is now
the Pentagon's "highest priority," according to the
new "campaign plan for the global war on terror"
issued by Donald Rumsfeld.
Subject: Vonnegut vs Dems - which
has monopoly on infalability?
Bart, what did you mean when you wrote, "Kurt
has no stranglehold on infallibility?"
Are you saying that Mr Vonnegut was wrong, and
that Dems have not sold us out to corporate interests?
"the wolves are eating the sheep." Well there
are some sheep eating us sheep right along with the wolves.
And that makes me more sick than being hunted
just by the predators.
All I meant is that one person can't say they speak for all Democrats.
When Molly Ivins recently attacked Hillary, I'll bet 100 people sent
that column to me,
as though I'm supposed to desert the Democratic front-runner, "because
Molly Ivins said so."
Like most people, Molly and Kurt are smarter than me so I can learn
But I'm not going to change how I think because someone else had an
Dubai Takeover of 9 Military Plants - WTF?
Bastard loves Dubai more than America
President Bush has approved the takeover by a
Dubai-owned company of American plants that make parts
for jets and tanks after a review that seems
to have satisfied lawmakers who helped block an earlier Dubai deal.
Bush said Friday the proposed sale of a U.S. subsidiary
of a British precision engineering firm to the Dubai company
"has been looked at very carefully." He said
he had signed off on the transaction after receiving recommendations
from the Pentagon and
a committee that reviews security-related sales to foreign entities.
Initial reaction from Capitol Hill was favorable.
"This investigation was an improvement over what happened before,"
said House Homeland Security Chairman Peter T.
King, R-N.Y. "It's been much more thorough, much more detailed."
Why are we outsourcing our munitions factories to Arabs?
Our jet parts will be manufactured under Dubai control?
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George Bush is still walking, but his Presidency
died today from a massive stroke.
Like Bush's soul(less)mate Ariel Sharon, White
House doctors can probably keep his
Presidency's heart beating, but its brain will
never come out of its coma.
I learned Bush's Presidency had suffered a fatal
stroke this evening from Bill O'Reilly during his
segment with Dick Morris, when they announced
the latest FOX poll had Bush's approval rating
down to 33%. That was 3% below their previous
poll - with the drop coming from a loss of Republicans,
only 66% of whom still approve of Bush. When
Morris and O'Reilly agreed that Bush's Republican base
was hemmorhaging, I knew Bush's Presidency had
suffered a fatal loss of blood.
It's hard to specify the time of death. It didn't
happen last night, because Bush's Presidency
was still somewhat alive when I turned on the
TV this morning.
Subject: re: Friends of Kerry
Bart, I had a similar experience. The DNC
called and wanted a donation.
I told the girl the same thing, no money till
I see you fighting back.
Then she asked if I'd like to donate a smaller
I told her, "Aren't you listening? I said
no fight, no money."
I hope they get the message. I know Ron
Wyden of Oregon has.
Just think - if you went up to your boss and asked for a raise and he
"I'm not giving you a raise until you do some
work," and you replied,
"How about just a half a raise for doing no
work at all?"
Democrats think they're going to get our money to bend over for Bush?
from a time far, far away...
"I have a theory that the people who cook in
jails are British chefs."
Ex-con Steve Earl, Link
Subject: Rush getting busted
Limbaugh is paid to tell the lies that these mouth-breathers
want to hear, and give them
the lying-points of the day. His full stock
in trade is telling the most outrageous lies imaginable,
and he is so weak in the fundamentals, he cannot
go head on with an opposition.
RL is a deliberate lawbreaker, and knows he can
get away with murder.
He gets off on insults, a blowhard.
His knowledge is very shallow, and 99% bluster.
In short, like his listeners, he has a criminal
mind and has contempt for his listeners.
He's self-indulgent and doesn't give a damn about
The difference between a Rush fan and a Conservative,
is a brain and a conscience,
the former lacking either.
Iceman on alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Sidebar: After all these years on the Internet, and you still
haven't been to the Newsgroups?
Some people call it "Usenet," but it's where the real Internet is.
Yes, that's also where the bad stuff is, but the bad stuff is there
because it's totally free.
It has fewer rules than the www.
If all you've seen are web pages, you haven't seen the Internet.
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'Da Vinci Code' is Bad
The Vatican stepped up its offensive against
"The Da Vinci Code" on Friday when Archbishop
Angelo Amato blasted the book as full of anti-Christian
lies and urged Catholics to boycott the film.
Amato is the number two official in the Vatican
doctrinal office which was headed by Benny the Rat
until his Rovian power grab of St Peter's throne
Amato, addressing a Catholic conference in Rome,
called the book "stridently anti-Christian .. full of calumnies,
offences and historical and theological errors
regarding Jesus, the Gospels and the Church."
Movies that present alternatives are bad.
I guess Jesus was almost HUMAN, and almost had a sex
Subject: obsequious e-mail
I read your site every day. And pretty much every
day someone e-mails you to tell you
you're just not as smart as they are because
you don't think like they do, or don't like
the same music, or don't like the same television
Well, I just wanted to write and say I don't know
everything, and I am not as smart as you are.
And if we don't like the same music or television,
well, shit, I hope you enjoy yours as much as I do mine.
That's about all there is to it, really.
For what it's worth, you're aces in my book.
"If there's one thing that will change your
mind about immigration,
it's trying to build a 2,000-mile fence
without the help of Mexicans."
-- Bill Maher, Link
The whole show was a series of off-color Robert
One toon was about The Smurfs, with which I am
The main lady Smurf was doing her best Anna Nicole
Smith impression, then she developed
female problems, (her "smurf" itched) so they
took her to her gynocologist, which was a giant cat.
I'm not sure what happened next, because the screen went black.
NBC pulled it off the air, at least on the East Coast.
It's the type of skit whose audio could turn up in BCR
has good stuff.
Subject: Limbaugh skates
Rush and the Palm Beach Attorney's Office have
reached a settlement in the case.
Rush will plead Not Guilty to one charge and
the Prosecutor will drop the case.
OK, I can live with that.
But from now on, any poor black kid in Florida who gets caught with
real or synthetic heroin of sufficient weight gets the same deal -
that's fair, isn't it?
The rich never have to obey the law.
If I was a half-assed lawyer with a poor, black heroin client on trial
I'd like to think we could get the same deal the president's super-wealthy
If you see a star in an anti-Bush or pro-peace shirt,
please send that in.
profit soars 49%
Chevron Corp., the No. 2 U.S. oil company, said
Friday its quarterly earnings rose 49 percent
to $4 billion, topping Wall Street expectations
and sparking a 2 percent rise in the stock.
The results came as U.S. consumer anger grew over
high gas prices and Big Oil's gushing profits.
On Thursday, Exxon reported $8.4 billion in earnings
-- its biggest first-quarter profit ever.
Subject: viewed your site
To the world of atheists, pedophilias, and perverts:
Suggest you go off into some corner and jack
off. That should complete your life.
John, I'm a pervert because I don't hate blacks and gays?
I'm a pervert because I think 2400 dead soldiers is too many?
I'm a pervert because I prefer science to religious superstition?
That can't be the best argument your side has...
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Subject: Dem-bashing comment
Thanks for putting my comment on your page.
I was shocked, however, that you snipped out
my entire argument
as to what Dems are actually doing in Congress
(and didn't even
alert your readers that you had done so with
I guess if the facts don't support what you are
saying, you simply ignore them.
I was a faithful reader, but you know what?
There are plenty of entertaining pro-democracy
sites out there
that don't treat their commenters this way. Hasta
Laura, it's called "editing."
Some people need 600 words to express a simple
Some people go over old ground that has already
Some people ramble on, as if more words means
they're making a better point..
In my opinion, your main argument was,
"what exactly is it that you'd like the Dems to do?"
so I printed your question and answered it.
Since you feel that every word you write
is very important, I'm printing your entire letter.
But I'm also going to call your bluff.
There are plenty of entertaining pro-democracy
sites out there that won't print your words,
unless it's an "everybody post here" kind of
thing where the site's owner is too busy to comment.
There was no reason for you to turn on me.
I'm a guy on your side who thought you asked an important question.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is$71.88
Bush stole just yesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR
M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels
times today's oil price which is
$71.88 a barrel
dollars Bush will steal daily
That's nearly a half a billion dollars every day
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
2400 soldiers are dead
Subject: re: Foreclosures Up
Bart, you wrote:
> Jobs lost, interest rates rising, cost of
gas rising, soldiers dying...
I'd be curious to know how many of those 101,597
foreclosures had a soldier paying on the loan,
and they couldn't make the payment because the
army pays worse than even Home Depot?
Love you Bart, keep swingin' it
Michele K in PDX
The U.S. government is being stalked by an invisible
bandit, the Crony Fairy, who visits key agencies
by dead of night, snatches away qualified people
and replaces them with unqualified political appointees.
There's no way to catch or stop the Crony Fairy,
so our only hope is to change the agencies' names.
That way she might get confused, and leave our
government able to function.
The Crony Fairy is named George W. Bush.
I'll be the first to say it - gas prices are too
BIG OIL is gouging us because they know Bush
will back them up.
It's that simple.
...but you know what really pisses me off?
Jay Leno is the king of this, but I hate when
they compare commodity prices.
"In Europe, gas is $5 a gallon and they're
To me, that's,
Wife #1: "I hate it when my husband
beats me on Saturday nights!"
Wife #2: "You're damn lucky, my husband beats
me on Saturday and Sunday."
They want us to be happy about the beatings we get.
They want us to accept the beatings with a smile on our face, and if
"They're trying to help Osama destroy our
...and the idiot majority falls for this horseshit.
Then we get Jay Leno's tired-ass jokes that've been recycled 40 times:
"People bitch about paying $4 for a gallon
of gas, but they don't mind
paying $7 for twelve ounces of a chocco-coffe
de-caf latte," and then the
drummer does a slo-mo, double flam kick and the crowd guffaws their
Hey Jay, you're a multi-millionaire working for the GE war machine billionaires.
When's the last time you struggled to pay the fucking rent?
Subject: Pigboy's frogmarch
yeah bartcop, the obnoxious pigboy was frogmarched,
but he had a "get out of jail free card"
and was soon back in his sty spreading the big
lie. apparenty his ditto jerks still believe in his puking swill
and buy into the pigboy worldview- those
cretins don't see hypocrisy when it stares them in the noggin.
his ratings ain't gone down, he is still as self-sure
and obnoxious as ever.
a few yrs in jail woulda wised him up, but no,
the prosecutor/judge or whoever runs things down there
in florida land made some deal to keep this miscreant
on the air, completely unscathed.
there oughta be a law......a real frogmarch for
such slime.... but so be it 2006 in the Theocratic States of Jesus.....
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to play Montreux fest
It seems Jimmy Page and Robert Plant have buried
the hatchet -- again.
The pair are set to perform together at the Montreux
Jazz Festival as part of a tribute to
Atlantic Records' founder Ahmet Ertegun on June
30th, according to a posting on Led-Zeppelin.com.
Will I'm-sooo-old Plant agree to play real
songs for this show?
Or will he force Jimmy to play, "If I Were a
Subject: 80 percent of the house
This is probably close to correct. The problem
however is the ignorance of the voting public.
A coworker of mine agreed with me that the republicans
have screwed everything that they have touched,
that he is worse off now and that prospects for
the future are bleak. He also admits Bush is the worst president
Okay now hold on to your hat, he also says he
could never vote for a democrat as they would raise his taxes and
increase the debt by wild spending.
It is enough to make one bang his or her head against the wall.
Mike, he thinks that because the Democrats haven't told him any different.
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Subject: Joe Dirt and Heather
Funny is the word.
But I have to tell you, ever since you made me
aware that Heather is a rethug
I've been completely screwed up. I've had
to totally redo my spanking rotation.
Anyway, good for Ritchie. He's a really
James, I like Ritchie, but let's face it - he's an American guitar player.
I like Spade, too, enough to forgive him for nailing Eva Von Locklear.
In the old days, we'd run the nude picture of Locklear to punish her,
does not want those pictures out and Playboy can't run them
Good thing we don't do that anymore...
Smith wins ruling
Anna Nicole Smith and gets a new chance to collect
millions of dollars
she says her late Texas oil tycoon husband promised
Give the lady a few million out of the thousands of millions her husband
She earned it, trust me.
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