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 Tues  May 16, 2006   Volume 1765 - He Preaches Anyway

Quote of the Day

"This is our government at work, and 
  unfortunately it is run by Republicans." 
      --Pat Robertson, at the Teen Nazi Con  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Bush & Nuremberg
The New Samizdat 
Feds Raid Foggo 
Spymaster Cheney 
WaHoPo Fixes Poll 
When Bush is gone
Spys who Shag Us 
Study: FOX Lies 
Cameron Diaz Mean





"I think there's something odd about these polls.
  Twenty-nine percent approval with the economy the way it is?
  It just doesn't make sense, folks."
     -- Rush the vulgar Pigboy    Link

 Rush makes more than $30M a year, and he can't understand why the poor would complain
 that Bush raided Social Security and Medicare to give the super-rich more money to spend.

 Remember last week, Bush was crowing about the amazing housing market?
 Turns out 40 percent of new home purchases are second homes.

 The super-rich bought houses with Bush's tax refunds.

 What did you buy with your refund?


Iran, Bush & Nuremberg
  by Peter Dyer  as seen on  consortiumnews.com


What has been perhaps most mind-boggling about George W. Bush's presidency is its consistent inconsistency
on the application of law, both at home and abroad. Bush demands respect for the law from U.S. citizens and
lectures foreign countries on the need to abide by international norms, while simultaneously flouting the rules
when they apply to him or his administration.

For instance, Cheney upbraided Russia for its use of economic power -- i.e. control of energy -- to coerce
a neighbor, but Bush goes even beyond economic power, to include military might, to force countries to do
what Bush wants, with the unprovoked invasion of Iraq the most notable example, followed now by the
implicit threat of an attack against Iran.

All the while, the mainstream American news media acts as if nothing's amiss, that it's entirely normal for the
United States to attack nations that are perceived as somehow presenting a theoretical future threat to U.S.
interests -- and for Bush self-righteously to adopt contradictory positions for other countries. In this guest
essay, Peter Dyer reminds us that there have been rules and principles set through time that prohibit violence
except in immediate self-defense:

Note: Consortiumnews.com  is the most important site in the Internet



"I don't really believe those polls.  As I travel around,
  I see a lot of appreciation for my husband.
         -- Pickles, lying to herself,   Link

  "I've never hurt anyone with my car, either..."
         -- Pickles, lying to herself,   Link


The New Samizdat
  by my good friend Stranger at  blah3.com


Because they have decided to spy on media outlets and they've come right out and told those outlets
they were being spied upon, there's no need for them to censor them or shut them down.
Because their phones and networks are being watched, media outlets have altered their behavior - and that
alone has changed the nature of news reporting whether anyone wants to acknowledge the fact or not.

When a major news daily has to go offline or buy disposable cell phones to work stories - when they have to
resort to what the Bush administration describes as terrorist tactics in order to simply get their jobs done
- it is no longer an exaggeration to state that free media in this country has been all but extinguished.


Feds Raid CIA's Dusty Foggo
 Will he flip on Bush & Cheney?


Feds searched the home and office of the CIA's departing No. 3 official on Friday as part of a corruption
investigation that brought down Cunningham, DeLay, Abramoff (more to come) and now involves CIA contracts.
Investigators from five federal agencies searched the home of Kyle "Dusty" Foggo and his office at Langley.

Some hookers, some cocaine, some bribes from wealthy defense contractors,
a little corruption, some patronage, a crooked poker game...

Meanwhile, they claim they can't find Osama?



Subject: has it struck anyone that...

AT&T, BellSouth and Verizon, the phone companies that cooperated
with the Repugnats are the companies that want to dominate and restrict the Internet?

One hand washing the other in a mutual circle jerk?

Dude, I'll bet you're right.
Bush demanded they screw their customers and he offereed them control
of the Internet so that agreed, the whole bunch of greedy Republican bastards.

Another thing, I read that the guy who WAS head of Qwest, the only company to deny
Bush his little power grab, has been charged with "insider trading" by the government.

Former Qwest Exec Called 'Reviled Figure'


Former Qwest chief executive Joe Nacchio's attorneys have said he is "among the most
reviled figures in recent Denver history" and that his trial on insider trading charges should
be moved because he cannot get a fair trial in the city.

Nacchio is charged with 42 counts alleging he publicly exaggerated Qwest's financial health
before selling about $101 million in company stock in 2001. He has pleaded innocent.

Hey, if he's guilty, he needs to pay the price, BUT...
Was he charged as payback for saying, "No!" to the snot-nosed Boy King?
This needs to be looked into.

Don't think for second that Bush wouldn't do it.
It's easy for a bully to play hardball when he has a gang of thugs backing him up.


Pickles Can't Believe the Polls


"The polls I believe are the polls that get run through the RNC.
  The American people like this president, ...they respect him."
       -- Karl Rove,  Link

 Karl, your job is lying to others - not yourself.


Cheney Pushed for More Spying

               "I  want  it  all..."


After 9-11, Cheney and his top legal adviser argued that the NSA should intercept domestic calls
and e-mail messages without warrants, according to two senior intelligence officials.

But NSA lawyers, trained in the law, insisted that it should be limited to communications into and
out of the country, said the officials, who were granted anonymity to discuss the debate


Subject: Qwest in bed with BFEE and Carlyle Group

Bart, see who Qwest is in bed with,


 Mark H

Dude, I'm not saying you're wrong but why would Qwest lead the fight
to stop Der Monkey's telephone spying if they're in bed with the Carlyle Group?



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"Every time this administration screws up, whether it's homeland security, Katrina,
  the border, illegal surveillance of Americans, they say, well, but 9/11, 9/11.
  Well, I'd remind them 9/11 happened on their watch."
      -- Sen. Patrick Leahy, (D-Rubberstamp) talking like he has a pair,  Link


Subject: her voting record

Bart, let people judge for themselves


..ain't nothing wrong with people seeing the facts - thanks.



Starting over when Bush is gone
 Saw it on  smirkingchimp.com


Big Brother Bush has finally descended into the hell of public scorn and degradation.
The once-mighty George 2, the "War President", who towered over the global landscape after 9-11,
has slumped into disrepute with the popularity-meter resting on empty.

Oh dear.
There's no place to hide now.


Subject: AT&T bastards

I am way ahead of Victoria. (Last issue)

I cancelled AT&T a long time ago when cells came out.
They were already cheating by selling our numbers to the nerve wracking telemarketers.
It was a natural evolution that they would sell out to their favorite Fascist sugar daddies.

They call this a Free Market???
 Larry Jack


Subject: 9-11 report is fiction

I realize that quite a number of people have tried to convince you that 9-11 was a conspiracy and
you shrugged off most of them stating that you needed sufficient proof in order to form an opinion.

Now I'm not saying that this is "concrete evidence" that Bush and his buds were totally responsible
but please watch the following video and then tell me you can be totally sure they weren't.
Google "Everybody's gotta learn sometime" and play version 1.0.

I realize also that it's a long clip but please watch it in total.

Richard Clarke was on Bill Maher's last show (till August) and he said he doesn't believe
those conspiracy theories because it supposes A, that the government is competent and
B, that it's possible to keep something that big a secret - which makes sense, right?
[Watch for that in the upcoming BCR 93]

But then we find out that Bush has been tapping phones and reading e-mails and running our
credit cards and health records etc. for FOUR YEARS and we're just now finding out?

I'd hate to be the first to say Clarke was naive...


The Spies who Shag Us
  by Greg Palast


The snooping into your phone bill is just the snout of the pig of a strange, lucrative link-up between the
Administration's Homeland Security spy network and private companies operating beyond the reach of
the laws meant to protect us from our government. You can call it the privatization of the FBI -- though it
is better described as the creation of a private KGB.


Subject: Osama and Dubya made a deal?

Bart, I can see where you're going, as far as W wanting to have a "gentleman's agreement".
But this is assuming Osama would have a motive to go along with W...which I don't see.

Give some ideas as to why Osama would want to go along, and maybe I'll agree.

Warren, I have no idea.  Osama wasn't in any of those planes on 9-11,
so maybe he wants to stay alive more than he wants to bring down America.

But doesn't your question pre-suppose that Osama can't hit us?

I say Osama is capable of many small strikes that would almost certainly paralyze America
but for some reason, he's chosen not to paralyze America and I wonder why that is?

Remember, The BFEE has a history of making secret deals with terrorists,
and a secret deal with terrorists is how Poppy Bush took the presidency.


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WaHoPo Fixes a Poll for Bush


As the blog Firedog Lake so ably reports, the Washington Post loaded a poll so that it would appear that
Americans support illegal domestic spying.  The problem is that when you read the poll closely, they only
support it when it might lead to apprehending terrorists.

I'm so old, I remember when the Washington Post fought against presidential corruption.
Now they actively help the crooked bastards hide their crimes by using rigged and misleading polls.


Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Study: FOX News Lies


"The more you watch FOX News, the more likely your 'facts' are. wrong"


South's Finest Chocolate Quiz

          Click to order  Chocolate
           Tell them "Bart says hey"

The first person to answer that correctly was Ken.

He won a pound of  South's Finest Chocolate, the best ever.

 I know that, Bart!


The Democrats' Master Plan


Leading Democrats tell the New York Times that it would be better if the party doesn't win in the fall
--- and if it has the sad misfortune to do so, it would be better off not holding any investigations into Bush.
In fact, the best thing to do would be to keep losing until everything is perfect so they don't have to do
anything unpleasant and the loud and angry left will have nothing to scream about. If anyone's wondering
what the Democrats' master plan has been for the last few years, I think we've found it.


Subject: cancer and you-know-who

Hey Bart why dont you tell your fans the truth, that your simple support
of Hillary is all about your selfish only interest of health care?

Hey Bart , I dont give a shit about health care, work out, eat right
and stop using chemicals to keep clean. Stay Organic. But I guess
all those cheese Burgers you ate make you think that Health care is
your way out of the festering culture of America!!!!!

Old News you say, fuck you, whats older Hillary and the dem whore sellouts
who let Bush pirate the world so they do not have to touch peak oil, and its resulting
collapse of civilization or the idea of self sustainable communities?

I cant get Americans to care!!!!!!!!!


I brought this on myself when I said I intend to support the Democratic nominee in '08.


Nancy in DC


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 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is $69.41 a barrel
makes $138, 820,000 Bush stole justyesterday

...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR M barrels a day.

Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels a day
times today's oil price which is  $69.41 a barrel
makes $416, 460,000 dollars Bush will steal daily

No wonder they were so eager to start a war


...and what did it cost us?

2437  2446 soldiers


LA. Pastor breaks hip, preaches anyway

 "I laugh at the broken hip..."


The Reverend Perry Sanders, pastor of First Baptist Church of Lafayette for nearly half a century,
had surgery Monday for a broken hip he suffered prior to giving his last sermon as pastor Sunday.

Church workers called for an ambulance, but asked the crew to wait to transport Sanders until after
his sermon, Horn said.   Horn said he was walking next to Sanders, 78, when the hip gave way,
and knew immediately what had happened.  Sanders delivered his sermon as planned, Horn said.

"He preached from the chair, as good a sermon as I've ever heard," Horn said.

A shot of Chinaco to the Reverend Sanders.

If you'd ever had a broken femur (I've had two) you'd salute, too.

These days, if I cut a fingernail too close, I need a few days to get over it.


Subject: What's next for Dennis Miller?

How about the Dennis Miller Theater in Branson, MO.?

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TV Stuff

The last West Wing was good, but it was also sad.
Seeing a Democrat handing power over to another democrat - only on TV, right?
Mrs. Bart remarked, "We don't even have a fictional Democratic president, anymore."

Watching the fictional president walk up Pennsylvania Avenue on Inauguration Day, smiling and
waving to the people reminded me how the real president, the bastard who stole two elections,
sped past tens of thousands of protestors who were raging at him because he wasn't legally elected
- he stole it from a rival who just couldn't be bothered to try to win.

Mrs. Bartlet said, "You made it, Jed," meaning he didn't die in office.

They cancelled The West Wing, they cancelled Commander in Chief...
The only pretend president we have left is Der Murder Monkey.


Anyone who has seen both shows would rather have Veronica Mars be in charge instead of Jack Bauer.

After killing and maiming Koresh knows how many people, after involving the Sec of Defense and the
Attorney General and the Secret Service, after hijacking a plane and personally making decisions that affect
the lives of thousands, Jack Bauer never bothered to make a copy of the tape, or make sure it stayed safe.
Instead, he went off the clock to check with his girlfriend so the bad guys could erase the evidence.

On Veronica Mars - she saw a piece of wood with markings on it, so she made a copy of it - just in case.

That's the difference between the two shows.
24 is as poorly written as the Second Amendment,


Reverend Sanders update

 "I laugh at the broken hip..."


The Reverend Sanders is just coming out of surgery for a broken hip he sustained yesterday.
Sanders broke his hip as he approached the pulpit for his last sermon before retirement yesterday.

The pastor gutted it out, delivering the sermon from a chair before being taken to the hospital in a stretcher.

Last December, Mrs. Bart and I met this remarkable man in Vail.
If I had to pick one word to describe him, it would be mischievous.

He was telling jokes and stories like he was a stand-up comedian. He had a look on his face and a twinkle in
his eye that told me he knew something that I didn't. While we were together, each time I pushed a door open,
I looked up to see if a bucket of water was about to splash down on me.

He is a character and it was a lot of fun to meet him.

Get well soon, Reverend.


Subject: NSA bastards

When will you learn that nothing is really yours in a Dictatorship, it's the Dict's.

When will  I  learn that?
Hopefully never.


 Call the all new, toll-free 
 GOP callers Welcome (snicker)


GOP 'Nuke' Could Backfire, some say...


If Republicans change Senate rules to bypass filibusters and win confirmation for Bush's controversial 
nominees to the judiciary, what is known as the "nuclear option," these conservatives fear that, should 
Democrats win the majority in the fall, Republicans would be handing them a powerful weapon that 
could be used to move pet executive-branch nominees or legislation.

Common sense says you strike when the other guy is weak.
How much weaker can Bush get than 29 percent?


Subject: you-know-who

Have you read Bill Clinton's article "My Quest to Improve Care" in the current issue of Newsweek?
Do we remember the last time we had a President that was intellectually capable of writing an article on anything?

I'm so old, I do remember that.

Wouldn't it be refreshing to have a sounding board for you-know-who that had a good grasp of politics 
to manage the years of prosperity we now nostalgically refer to as "The Clinton Years?"

Tell me again what the downside is to you-know-who being President?!?

Rush (not that Rush)


Cameron Diaz Least Likeable Star


Johnny Depp loves to sign autographs for fans. And according to the Editor of Autograph Collector magazine,
"Cameron Diaz may be a talented actress, but she's persistently a terrible signer.   Instead of just turning down
a person's autograph request, she'll lecture them about how dumb autographs are," the editor said.

She was never my favorite, and I fully realize how fake Hollywood is, but what pissed me off about her was that
she held out for $20M to do Charlie's Angels II (owned by Drew Barrymore). Eventually, Drew agreed with her
demands, so then Diaz went on TV to talk about, "how great it was to get to work with the girls again."

Hey Cameron, why'd you sue to stop those "topless" pictures from getting published
when that tacky, tacky S&M movie is out there for anyone with a modem to see?


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