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Quotes
"Within hours of Zarqawi's death, John
Murtha was on CNN saying we should leave Iraq and let
the Iraqis work out their civil war
just the way we worked out ours ... From beyond the grave, Zarqawi
can only wish that the Democrats for
a pullout had been able to affect their preferred policy already.
Then this loathsome man who so needed
killing would instead still be working his evil will."
-- Rich Lowry, Link
Handjob, is it OK if I point out that Zarqawi wasn't in Iraq
when Bush invaded it.
Like thousands of others, he only showed up later, to fight and kill
the invaders.
If/when we leave Iraq, no more soldiers will die there.
Why are you against a plan under which no more soldiers die?
Overselling
Terror
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
As the U.S. military completes its investigation
of Haditha, the next phase likely will be
some form of court martial against Marines implicated
in the case.
If that happens, Bush has made clear that he expects
justice to be meted out to any Marine found
guilty of a war crime against Iraqi civilians.
But, as we anticipated in
an earlier article, virtually no
U.S. media attention has focused on the Nuremberg
principles and Bush's culpability in the crime.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in the Internet
Quotes
"Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment."
-- The Coulter slut, Link
Can you name any Republican who supports the US Constitution?
Bolton vs The UN
There are some things that really get to John
Bolton.
Don't ever criticize FOX News or
Rush Limbaugh.
Bolton simply can't have that.
Subject: Re: Zarqawi's Dead Ass
This is really nothing to gloat over as you appear
to be doing.
Do you get off on this kind of stuff?
JC
Maybe you think we should've sat Zarqawi down
and explained that beheading
American contractors that are in Iraq to restore
power and water etc. is a bad, bad thing
and give him another chance?
Are you so anti-war that
you're pro-Zarqawi?
Random
Thought:
Why did Zarqawi never capture and behead an American soldier?
If you blow up a Humvee on some lonely highway, seems like it would
be damn easy to grab
an injured survivor and put him on camera to beg for his life - but
that never happened.
Is anyone else suspicious?
Ohio Republicans
Bury Democracy
Voting wasn't that much fun, anyway
Excerpt:
A law that will make democracy all but moot in
Ohio is about to pass the state legislature and to be signed
by its Republican governor. Despite massive corruption
scandals besieging the Ohio GOP, any hope that
the Democratic party could win this most crucial
swing state in future presidential elections, or carry its
pivotal US Senate seat in 2006, are about to
end.
The GOP-drafted HB3 is designed to all but obliterate
any possible future Democratic revival.
Opposition from the Ohio Democratic Party, where
it exists at all, is diffuse and ineffectual.
HB3's most publicized provision will require positive
identification before casting a vote. But it also opens
voter registration activists to partisan prosecution,
exempts electronic voting machines from public scrutiny,
quintuples the cost of citizen-requested statewide
recounts and makes it illegal to challenge a presidential
vote count or, indeed, any federal election
result in Ohio.
Next to Florida (and Texas), Ohio is probably
the most crooked state in Amerikkka.
They've making it illegal to challenge election
results?
So why spend the money?
Why not just declare Ohio red on every issue
and save the time and effort?
Subject: Coulter vs Giuliani
Why doesn't Rudy Giuliani speak out in support of these 911 victims?
His political career was over on September 10th,
2001.
The 911 attacks turned him into an instant hero.
His failure to rebuke Coulter makes him an instant
zero.
Cookie in Birmingham
Rudy wants to be president.
He'll sell out those widows in a New York minute.
Barry Crimmins, (writes for Randi Rhodes)
has a downloadable, iPod-ready comedy album
Get it at barrycrimmins.com
Subject: Does Rahm Emmanuel read Bartcop.com?
Bart, Rahm Emmanuel stood on the floor of the
House and asked the Republicans
whether Coulter speaks for them. To date,
I have heard no answer, which is an answer in itself.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/06/08.html#a8639
Lynette
I like Rahm, a lot, and he's at least 20 times smarter than me but that's NOT how you play this.
You go on the offensive and insist she DOES speak for Bush and the GOP,
then you have every
Democrat hammer that message home, hammer, hammer, hammer that message
home, drill it home
again and again and again
and again and again and
again
and
again
and again
until the GOP stands up in frustration and screams, "That
crazy goddamn C-word does NOT speak for us."
That's how you start a war, Rahm. You don't politely ask a meek question and beg for a response.
Sidebar:
Early in the TV show Dallas, Bobby Ewing went whining to his
daddy Jock, saying,
"Daddy, Daddy, you made me president
of Ewing Oil, but JR refuses to play by the rules,"
and Jock said,
"You fool, power isn't something that's given
to you - power is something you take!"
I learned something that day 23-25 years ago, why can't the Democrats?
...they say, "that wouldn't be fair."
It's so easy, but the Democrats want to win wars by playing politely and by Queensbury rules.
Why can't they learn?
"This isn't some damn football game,"
to quote Fail-Safe
(Weird, Larry Hagman was in that, too)
- it's the future of our country and the Democrats act like it's some
Ivy League game of football.
I need a drink...
It Sucks
to be Ann Coulter
Someone else wrote this
Your hate-happy
mouth has reached, even surpassed Fallwellian
or Robertsonian
levels,
yet news of Zarqawi's dead ass killed all
the book buzz you tried stirring up.
If the 9/11 widows use their tragedy to get political,
as you claim, then what does it say
about the person who mocks and belittles those
who are supposedly exploiting the tragedy,
simply to sell more books?
Oh, right, the suckiest human alive.
Subject: Veronica Mars
I've been telling people how great this show is
from the first one I watched.
Everyone who got the first season through Netflix
agreed.
The question is why it's not seen by everyone.
The network switched the night it's on but I don't
know if that helped.
We all demand great TV but when we don't watch
it when it's offered.
JD
When Veronica Mars gets an important recording, she doesn't give
the only copy to Chloe and
then run off and check on her damn girlfriend, giving the bad guys
the opportunity to sneak in and
erase the recording and make the previous 15 episodes of the show completely
worthless.
Have you ever seen such horrible writing in your life as on 24?
My Wizard of Ahhs had fewer writing gaffs
than any episode of 24
Most shows on TV are crap, with crap for writing.
That's why Veronica Mars stands out, at least with the critics.
Trust me, if Jack Bauer or Veronica Mars was out to get
me, I'd hope and pray it
was Jack Bauer because when Veronica Mars comes after you, ...that's
your ass.
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Quotes
"Now Zarqawi has met his end, and this violent
man will never murder again..."
-- The Murder Monkey, Link
When our Worst President Ever is forced to leave the White House,
he will never again
be able to order our military to attack a helpless, third-world country
and steal their oil.
Subject: Slandered
Ann Coulter has learned from her mentor, Rush
Limbaugh that you can make big money by
being outrageous. In Rush's case he has appealed
to the racists of the Republican Party to
make his millions. Ann in a similar fashion appeals
to the hate mongers in the Republican Party
who support this corrupt and incompetent Administration
no matter how dreadful.
Coulter and Limbaugh appease the Bush supporters
who cannot defend all the stupid decisions
of George W. Bush. It's their only way to fight
back the embarrassment.
Joseph in Michigan
The Local View of Zarqawi...
Excerpt:
[Zarqawi] won't be missed, whoever he is.
There is also doubt- who was he really? Did he
even exist?
Was he truly the huge terror the Americans made
him out to be?
When did he actually die?
People swear he was dead back in 2003…
The timing is extremely suspicious: just when
people were getting really fed up with the
useless Iraqi government, Zarqawi is killed and
Maliki is hailed the victorious leader of
the occupied world! (And no- Iraqis aren't celebrating
in the streets- worries over electricity,
water, death squads, tests, corpses and extremists
in high places prevail right now.)
Subject: Good advice to Democrats
Bart, your "fight back" advice to the Democrats
is sooooo on the money.
It is so obvious to a sensible person. That leaves
out most big-time pols, too.
Concise, honest and to the point.
Can you imagine Kerry saying something like that?
Besides, we don't want to piss anybody off, now
do
we?
If whoever gets the nomination for our party would
run off all the f-king consultants,
advisers and super-smart know-it-alls and put
Bart on the job we got a hell of a shot.
Your page just keeps getting better.
Bill from Wyo.
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Find your
True Center
by David Sirota
Excerpt:
Inside the Beltway, Lieberman is called a "centrist"
because he still supports Bush's misguided policies in Iraq;
Biden proved his centrist credentials when he
helped gut consumer bankruptcy protections; Evan Bayh is a
centrist because he votes for corporate-written,
wage-destroying trade deals. And John Breaux, now a corporate
lobbyist, was labeled the ultimate centrist after
working to stop Congress from cracking down on the drug and
health industry profiteers who backed his campaigns.
These are just a few examples of ...
Hmmmm, is David Sirota feeling OK?
Did he forget to attack a certain someone when he was making
his list?
Subject: yearly Kos
Bart you should have been invited.
They were talking about some bloggers being visionaries
for
starting "progressive" blogs in ...2001.
Go figure...
Nick
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I may not know what odious means, but I know what absurd
is.
Absurd is how many zeroes will be on the check The City of LA
will write to Mrs. Wallace
Check out what
the crooked LA Cops did here
(Reminder: This is not research material - this
is how *I* see things.)
In a desperate ploy to throw the kitchen sink at the Wallace Family
(call them WF) the crooked LA Cops
went to the judge and claimed, "WF lied
about not knowing Boagni,
they deceived this court! Liars! Liars!"
Judge to WF: "Is that true, did you deceive this court? Have you met with Boagni?"
WF to Judge: "We would never try to
deceive this court since we didn't murder anybody.
That name is not familiar, but we will
check our notes and let the court know by Monday."
Judge to WF: "You do that, and you'd better come back with a good explanation."
Monday - WF to Judge: "Your Honor, I
think we solved the mystery. We did meet with Boagni
and he said he was interviewed several times
by the crooked LA Cops (You can
tell these are my words)
but there was no mention of him in the police
reports they gave us so we figured he was lying
because we all know how the crooked LA Cops
would never lie or withhold evidence. (Cough!)
But, Your Honor, we have since discovered that,
once again, the crooked LA Cops withheld
that evidence like they've been withholding
evidence for ten damn years now."
Wait, you ask, "How crooked ar these LA Cops?"
Here's what up: When they went whining
to the judge about getting cheated (when they were the ones
doing the cheating because they m,urdered B.I.G.,
) they didn't ask for their million dollars back to
punish the WF - I wonder why?
You know what they asked for instead?
They asked that discovery be discontinued.
You see what that means?
They didn't want the million dollars,
they wanted the judge to direct the WF to
stop asking questions, to
stop collecting the facts, to
stop interviewing witnesses in
an unsolved
murder-for-hire case.
Who gets desperate to stop the truth from getting out?
The guilty, that's who, and the WF played the hand perfectly and the judge saw the truth and ruled.
This is a very serious war, with potentially hundreds
of millions of dollars at stake,
not to mention that we have crooked cops
covering up murders-for-higher for gangland, hip-hop thugs,
not to mention what's left of the battered
reputation of the crooked Los Angeles cops.
(Can you say, Rampart
Division?)
That's why the crooked LA Cops had
to win this one - but instead, they got caught in a tractor's nuts!
Damn, you know what that looks like to me?
The WF check-raised the City of
LA.
In poker, when you have the best hand for sure,
(It's called 'the nutz') you feign weakness.
"Who, 'lil 'ol me? With a hueueueuge
hand?
Gosh, I'll need till Monday to check
my cards and see!"
ha ha
This WF seems to be one damn fine poker player, and get this - the City of LA still doesn't know they're beat.
As you sit there reading this, right now, The
City of LA is still pushing stacks of chips into the pot.
Damn, I'll bet whoever taught the WF how to play poker must be a certified
genius,
or at the very least have an IQ of 64.
One other thing, this is poker,
...so it's not over until the last card is dealt.
Things could still go wrong, but if *I* was a betting man, and if *I*
owned any
City of LA Municipal Bonds, today would be a most excellent
day to sell them.
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Random Thought...
Why would God allow suiciders to molest 72 virgins in Heaven?
Wouldn't he protect those poor women from their wrong-religion rapists?
(Everybody knows only Catholics are going to Heaven)
And even if God agrees to all that, what happens on the 73rd day?
The suicider has to settle for "used" women for the rest of eternity?
Sidebar to a Random Thought
If virgins are so highly-valued in Handjobistan, doesn't that mean
a girl's
wedding day is when she turns from a "prize" into someone nobody wants?
That's stupid, even for a religion.
Bush &
Nuremberg
by Peter Dyer as seen on consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
As the U.S. military completes its investigation
of Haditha, the next phase likely will be
some form of court martial against Marines implicated
in the case.
If that happens, Bush has made clear that he expects
justice to be meted out to any Marine found
guilty of a war crime against Iraqi civilians.
But, as we anticipated in
an earlier article, virtually no
U.S. media attention has focused on the Nuremberg
principles and Bush's culpability in the crime.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in the Internet
Subject: horn tootage
Bart, have you seen this from DU?
"But Bart should be hoisted to high places.
I am disappointed when I see someone
with his incredible common sense, with
less than a very large audience.
He's so good I don't even spend time
on his website anymore.
It's almost too painful to see someone
spell it all out so perfectly."
Stonal
Dude, thanks for that.
I hope I don't "so good" myself
back to the car lot.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$70.82
a barrel
makes $141,640,000
Bush stole justyesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels
a day
times today's oil price which is
$72.60 a barrel
makes $424,930,000
dollars Bush will steal daily
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
Not much, just the lives of...
2489....2492
soldiers
Kitty Chases Bad-Ass Bear Up Tree
Excerpt:
A black bear ran into a territorial tabby named
Jack who ran the furry beast up a tree - twice.
"We used to joke, 'Jack's on duty,' never knowing
he'd go after a bear," said owner Donna Dickey.
Subject: Inhofe and sex
Isn't there something in the bible about sex being
for procreation only?
If so, shouldn't the senator abstain from sex
with his wife
if they believe they are beyond child bearing
age?
Tom B
Tom, I'll bet she cut him off decades ago...
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Halfway
thru 2006, Del Castillo Rules
This from a newspaper in Connecticut
Excerpt:
...indeed Del Castillo's "Brotherhood" is pretty
much the frontrunner for top CD of 2006 - at this point.
"Brotherhood" is a frenetic, beautiful and irresistible
concoction - part rock, part flamenco, part conjunto
- and the sort of record you'd expect if the
Gipsy Kings, Los Lobos, Santana, and Teye went camping
together in a tequila warehouse.
I can't take the damned thing out of my CD player.
Subject: the next Zarqawi
Hey Bart!
The buzz on the internet today is al Qaeda's almost
found someone to replace Zarqawi.
To qualify you have to behead an infidel, plant
an IED & write a book insulting the WTC 9-11 widows.
Strat in Tampa
"Hell, I can do that!"
Subject: gay marriage
It doesn't look to good for the "ban gay marriage
act".
Unfortunately, the two senators from NY
voted against the ban.
They can call it whatever they like, but marriage
will always be the union of a man and a woman.
If they want civil unions that's fine with me.
Please don't triviliaze marriage by saying the
people of the same sex can get married.
They can have a civil union.
Anne
Hmmm, sounds like,
"They can eat, but the front doors of restaurants
will always be for white people,
Please don't trivialize the front doors
of restaurants.
If they get hungry, they can use the
back door."
Tell me, Anne, if you were gay and in love, would you want what every
other couple have?
Or would you settle for whatever bone the bigoted, hate-filled, God-fearing,
Bible-thumping majority
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