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Wednesday, July 26, 2006  Vol 1806 - Flagrante Flambe

Quote of the Day

"Condi left faster than she came, 
   and no one will listen to her." 
     -- Jad al-Ali, a protestor in Beirut, Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Win Battles, lose War
EFF's Showdown 
Skull & Bones 
Who answers for 9-11? 
Specter claims suit 
RFK Jr Smacks Diebold
Blood in Beirut
Bush's Lethal Mistakes 
Kate Beckinsale 33 


Bush Blew a Guy



"Whoever kills an American soldier in defense of his country
   would have a statue built for him in that country."
    --Mah al-Mash, current speaker of the Iraqi parliament, Link

Our boys are dying for this guy?


Israel Wins Battles, Not War
  by Ivan Eland

Violence rarely solves problems, at least if it's applied too broadly. The hatred engendered
can last for generations and can surge back to the surface even when a conquered population
may appear to be relatively pacified. Almost always, the more frustrating approach of building
bridges and making respectful compromises works best.

But Bush administration and the Israeli government (along with a number of Islamic extremist
groups) appear determined to give war a chance again. In this guest essay, the Independent
Institute's Ivan Eland looks at what may lay ahead in the Middle East:

Note:  is the most important site in the Internet


EFF's Congressional Showdown
 Judge refused to dismiss EFF suit

A federal judge has refused to dismiss EFF's case against AT&T for helping the NSA in
illegal spying on millions of ordinary Americans, setting the stage for a congressional showdown
over proposed dramatic changes in federal surveillance law. EFF filed the suit against in January,
alleging that AT&T has given the NSA secret, direct access to the phone calls and emails going
over its network and has been handing over communications logs detailing the activities of millions
of ordinary Americans. The government intervened in the case and asked that it be dismissed
because the suit could expose "state secrets." But Judge Vaughn Walker refused: "The compromise
between liberty and security remains a difficult one. But dismissing this case at the outset would
sacrifice liberty for no apparent enhancement of security."

Thank Koresh for the EFF, doing the work the scared bunny Democrats should be doing.
Jon Stewart's working too, as is Stephen Colbert and Keith Olbermann and some web sites.

Where are the Democrats?
Why do they refuse to come to work?
Isn't it illegal to take a paycheck for a no-show job?



"America didn't come to [Iraq] for our sake.
  America came with a pure Zionist agenda."
    --Mah al-Mash, current speaker of the Iraqi parliament, Link


Subject: Skull & Bones

During the campaign, Kerry was asked about Skull and Bones and he said he couldn't talk
about it because it was a secret and deflected any discussion about it?  That proves to me
that he is still loyal to them and is still controlled by them.  Remember Prescott Bush,
George H. W. Bush, and George W. Caligula were/are members.

So, I think the reason Kerry came from far behind, and basically out of nowhere, to win the
Democratic nomination is that the Skull and Bonsers fixed the nomination for Kerry because
it appeared Bush might lose to anybody and they wanted to make sure "one of their guys"
was in the White House.  When the election turned out close enough to rig and keep Bush in,
I think the Skull and Bonsers told Kerry to "go away sonny", we don't need you anymore.

The fact is that Skull and Bones is real, all powerful and still in business, and Kerry and Bush
are members for life.    It explains everything.


Kerry made it clear that his loyalties were to S&B and not America,
I knew we were in trouble and I said so at the time.


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Who answers for 9-11?

As a member of the Senate Intelligence Committee in the 1990s, Mike Dewine was in a perfect
position to demand much-needed changes in how our government was targeting our intelligence
resources.  He was responsible for exercising oversight that might have helped redirect our
intelligence resources in a way that could have prevented the attacks.

Instead, he didn't lift a finger. Now embarrassed and running for his political life, he knows he
needs to hide his record. So he is going with the Rove strategy of papering over his own
irresponsible behavior and attacking his opponent's visionary foresight.

Unfortunately for DeWine and other Republican politicians following the Rove playbook this year,
this strategy is more politically risky than the typical GOP ploys of the past because public opinion
data shows voters realize the attacks are lies.


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Subject: small question

How's it going man?

I was just wondering: do you think you could ... maybe ... uh ... you know ... stop breathing?

What's wrong, Beefy?
Can't handle the truth?


Specter claims he'll sue Bush
 At least someone is pretending to fight back

Arlen Specter (R-Pretending) led the pretend fight against Bush's signing statements.
Monday he claimed to have a bill allowing Congress to sue him in federal court.

"We will submit legislation to the Senate which will ... authorize the Congress to undertake
judicial review of those signing statements with the view to having the president's acts declared
unconstitutional," Specter lied on the Senate floor.

Specter's announcement came the same day that an American Bar Association task force concluded
that by attaching conditions to legislation, the president has sidestepped his constitutional duty to either
sign a bill, veto it, or take no action.

Bush has issued at least 750 signing statements during his presidency, reserving the right to kill,
torture, invade and skirt the law in any way he sees fit.


Subject: Thanks for the prompt resumption of your Jew-hating material

That two day break was grueling.
Please don't again refrain from spewing Jew hatred for 48 hours.
It causes withdrawal on the part of your devoted fans.

I hate Jews?
What have they ever done to me?

Have I hated them for a long time?
Or did I start hating them just recently?

Do I hate right and left leaning Jewish administrations?
Or do I hate them all?
Please clarify my position, so I'll know.

Perhaps in tomorrow's edition you could make the connection between Israel's unprovoked
and disproportionate slaughter of every single Arab child with the Jews' murder of Jesus (and JFK).
Keep up the good work!
 Bob Gray

The Jews did what?
I knew they killed Jesus, but who knew they killed JFK?

Dude, if you're this way with someone who has no opinion,
what are you like with people who disagree with you?



"Condoms and teenagers work about 50% of the time..."
       - Sen. Tom Coburn, Oklahoma's Junior embarrassment  Link

Tom is one of the Jesus Twins (with Steve Largent, remember him?).
He should knoe better because he's a medical doctor, like Frist (slur intended).
He's also a darling of the radical right even tho he's done his share of abortions.

Bush deserted during war, did cocaine, blows a guy, paid for an abortion,
and lied 2560 soldiers in to their graves but the radical right loves him, too.

Who do you have to blow to lose the RR's support?

 Yahoo News

RFK Jr Smacks Diebold

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filed a "qui tam" lawsuit, alleging that Diebold and other electronic voting
machine (EVM) companies fraudulently represented to that their products were "unhackable."

Kennedy claims to have witnesses "centrally located, deep within the corporations," who will confirm
that company officials withheld their knowledge of problems with accuracy, reliability and security of
EVMs in order to procure government contracts. Since going into service, many of these machines
have been linked to allegations of election fraud.

A shot of Chinaco Anejo for Bobby Jr and his love for democracy and his country.
Someone had to stand up to the "poor don't vote" bastards, and he did.



Subject: my WPE t-shirt

WPE shirts are great, and I'll be ordering more.
They make such nice gifts!

Just wanted to thank you for the wonderful shirts.
But really wanted to ask you how the people of your state could
elect such a sad case for a human being as that Inhofe piece of shit?

Oklahoma is a backwards little place with simple farmers who are scared.
Gays scare them, blacks scare them, foreigners scare them. They want somebody 
with "Oklahoma values," so whoever claims to be most like Reagan (the wealthy
Hollywood actor) gets elected to respresent the simple Okie farmers.


Subject: Big Dog and Kissyface

Clinton is supporting Lierberman because it will actually hurt him with the Republican voters
and ultimately cause him to loose. They will not be able to vote for someone Clinton supports.

Clinton will come out looking like a clean, loyal supporter who is above personal vendettas
(Lieberworm was a vocal Clinton critic).
The Dog is clever! Yes.



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Snow: Merkel Loved it


Deflecting recent criticism by members of the White House press corp that Bush's neck rub
of German Chancellor Angela Merkel was inappropriate, Press Secretary Tony Snow said
today that she enjoyed it, and might have enjoyed a sauna with the President later, were it not
for the President's need to return early from the G8 Summit. "We all saw the same tape, right?
For heaven's sake, do we need to be such prudes?" Snow said. "She really seemed to be
enjoying herself. Maybe a spa together should be a future occurrence of some kind."


Subject:  How it adds up


In the absence of Hillary's plan for extricating U.S. troops from Iraq,
how do you know that she represents responsible hands on this issue?
Are you taking it as an article of faith as a member of  the Church of Clinton?

Bart gets his head handed to him - by a girl!


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Print out this wpe-card.pdf then cut them up.

Or print out this one,

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If you bought a WPE shirt, it might save you a lot of trouble to download that PDF
or the SMSgt card and print out 2-3 pages and cut them into little pieces. Saves time,
and sane Americans who stop you on the street will thank you for it.

Subject: my WPE t-shirt

Bart, I love my shirt.


 Here's my picture, Bart!

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Der Monkey

Blood in Beirut: $75.05 a Barrel

The failure to stop the bloodletting in the Middle East, Exxon's record second-quarter
profits and Iran's nuclear cat-and-mouse game have something in common -- it's the oil.

I can't tell you how it started -- this is a war that's been fought since the Levites clashed
with the Philistines -- but I can tell you why the current mayhem has not been stopped.
It's the oil.

I'm not an expert on Palestine nor Lebanon and I'd rather not pretend to be one.
If you want to know what's going on, read Robert Fisk. He lives there. He speaks Arabic.
Stay away from pundits whose only connection to the Middle East is the local falafel stand.

   ha ha

So why am I writing now?
The answer is that, while I don't speak Arabic or Hebrew,
I am completely fluent in the language of petroleum.

"Bart, you and Palast ever been to Cuba?"


Subject: Kerry

Hey bart

Like the American voter, you'll see logic in any bullshit so long as it suits your view at the time.
The more you chew on Kerry, the better man I know he is.
Skull and Bones is frat kid bullshit.

Meaningless piffle.
Maybe you have a tough time facing the facts?

If Skull & Bones is "frat kid bullshit," why did Kerry honor their customs
and put his S&B loyalties above his run for the White House?

Poor Wal, stuck with the facts...


 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is going to $100 a barrel
makes $200,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200

No wonder they were so eager to start a war

Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2567....2570 American victims

That's not too high a price to pay
to make the evil deciders richer, right?


By Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.

Bush's Lethal Mistakes
 Are they mistakes?  Bart's Law #2

I'm thinking of the United States. It's fashionable to blame the US for all the world's ills,
but in this case the sins, both of omission and commission, of the Bush administration
genuinely belong at the heart of the trouble. Diplomacy has had a difficult task from the start,
in part because the US is not seen as an honest broker, but as too closely aligned with Israel.
Washington has long been pro-Israel, but under Clinton and the first Bush there was an effort
to be seen as a plausible mediator. Not under Der Monkey.   Far from keeping lines of
communication open with Hizbullah's two key patrons - Syria and Iran - they have been cast
into outer darkness, branded as spokes, or satellites, of the axis of evil. As a result there has
been no mechanism to restrain Hizbullah. Now, when the US needs Syria's help, it may be too late.


Subject: The problem isn't people...

...but policies.

We have to recognize neocon lunacy when people are doing it and stop it through democratic action.
I wouldn't mind *her* as president, but I want her to do something.  Something traumatic.

I want her to betray the people who have bankrolled her, to turn her back completely
on corporations, aggressive warfare and deficit spending.

I want her to re-direct taxation toward the rich, people & corporations.

I want them hammered hard, and the money invested directly in education
and the productive sector of the U.S. economy -- long undernourished & neglected.

She must betray the people who have betrayed us to earn my respect.
E.I. Burns

E.I., all that's coming, but you get that she can't do that until after she takes the oath, right?
People want to be lied to and she knows that.

"Hanoi Hillary" can't get elected, so she's playing a shell game.
"Code Pink Hillary" can't get elected.
"Cut and run" Hillary can't get elected.

The Clinton's know what they're doing.
They can outwit the GOP like they did twice before.
What they need to watch for is Demo knives in the back.


Mrs. Coburn's Orgasm


In a desperate bid to be known as Oklahoma's Stupidest Senator™,
Tom Coburn one-ups fellow Okie James Inhofe:

Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-Pissquik) is the nation's most prominent global warming denier.
He famously declared that global warming is "the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on
the American people." Now, he's taken the argument a step further. In an interview,
Inhofe compared people who believed global warming was a problem to Nazis.

Inhofe added that every claim in An Inconvenient Truth "has been refuted scientifically."
He also admitted he'd never seen the movie..


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"I overstepped my brief there."
   -- WH Press Secretary Tony Snow, backing away
       from his "murder" stem cell comments last week,  Link

 Maybe someone pointed out to the White House that they
 were calling Nancy Reagan and 70% of Americans, "pro-murder."

"Learning how to apologize for radical statements was not
  something Tony Snow learned over at FOX News."
      -- American Family Voices, whoever that is...  Link


If abortion is murder, the president's mother is pro-murder,
he married a woman who not only killed her former boyfriend

but is also pro-murder and the twins are both pro-murder.


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"President Bush has been very clear that, through his leadership, he has made the world safer.
  My question is: how much safer can the world afford to have him make us?"
     -- Jon Stewart, interviewing former straight-talker turned whore John McCain,


Subject: Bush


Even assuming Oklahomans are dumb as a bag of rocks,
how do they elect a retarded oil shill like Inhofe??

Clinton is the anti-Christ and Inhofe hated him more than whoever he ran against.
Oklahoma is so screwy, Bush has a positive approval rating here.

Senator Coburn is a wack job dirtbag too, the guy who wants to execute doctors?
What's up there - does big oil run all the media, or what?

These mindless sheep refuse to vote their wallets. Our senators fought hardest for
Bush's tax cut for billionaires, even tho we only have a handful of billionsires in the state.
Our senators don't represent Oklahoma, but the Okies can't understand that.

I've heard Tulsa is a nice place, cultural institutions, etc. I'm genuinely puzzled how
a state goes so wrong. But OK had maybe the longest and most bitter Indian Wars
(after they'd already been driven west 3 or 4 times), so maybe all the wrong impulses
were promulgated. And many good Okies fled west during the various dust bowls.
What gives?


The people are stupid but nice (if you're white and look like a Republican.)

"Okies is good people...!"


Party at the Palms, Sept 16

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I think I've been real good about not going on and on about the big party.
Soon, we'll need a count of who's in for poker and tequila.

BTW, should we do poker first, since we're gambling?
Or should we do poker and tequila together?


Kate Beckinsale turns 33


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