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Thursday   Oct 19, 2006   Vol 1859 - Black Sunday

Quote of the Day

"We've got a situation where it's 
  not possible to lose militarily." 
    -- Rummy the bloody optimist  Link

  If 2784 dead soldiers is "winning,"
  what does losing look like?

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Bush's Nuke Fiasco 
Pot slows Alzheimer's 
'Cry Wolf' Bush & NFL
Paul vs wife claims 
Big Dog: 'Fight back' 
Bush's Land Snatch 
Beatdown: Sodomy Party 
Casa de Bart Flood 
Kath Heigl rich Doc 




"I plan to continue this [bloody, unnecessary quagmire] for two more years, 
  but I need a Republican majority in Congress to continue..."
    -- Der Monkey, offering the Democrats a campaign slogan  Link

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N. Korea Bomb Bush Fiasco
  by Robert Parry

U.S. intelligence has determined that North Korea's Oct. 9 nuclear bomb came from plutonium
supplies that were unfrozen in 2003 in Pyongyang's response to George W. Bush's "axis of evil" threats.
The plutonium had been kept under lock and key through an agreement negotiated by the Clinton
administration, a deal that Bush first disparaged and then swept aside.

The Oct. 9 detonation could not have occurred if the Clinton agreement had remained in place
and the plutonium program was still frozen.  is the most important site on the internet

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Used with permission

That's worth a shot of Chinaco Anejo


"On October 19th, Bush will raise awareness of domestic violence by headlining 
  an event for the most renowned abuser in the Congress: Don Sherwood." 
      --Joe Sudbay, "Bush honors Domestic Violence month with Congressman Choker", 

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Pot slows Alzheimer's 
 God will be angry if we use His science

In rats with brain inflammation due to natural aging or in response to an artificial
inflammatory stimulus, treatment with a synthetic compound akin to marijuana 
markedly reduced brain inflammation and slowed memory loss. 

Translation: Pot slows memory loss in old brains.

"It will be important to find a drug that reduces brain inflammation, but that does
not produce the classic 'high' that pot does," says Dr. Gary Wank from Ohio State.

Translation: We might treat them, but we must avoid putting a smile on a dying person's face.

 Support NORML   Don't let religious insanity inflict pain on the dying.

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'Cry Wolf' Bush backs off NFL Nuke Claims 
 Caught again, now they says it's not that serious 


Homeland Security, caught in a tractor's nuts of "We don't believe you," has decided to
wave off yesterday's threat that dirty bombs would be exploded at several NFL stadiums. 

Although this crooked government admit alerting authorities and stadium owners to the nuke threat,
a department spokesman said the warning was due to "an abundance of caution" reflecting the upcoming
elections that may spell inpeachment for America's worst war criminal, rather than actual evidence of a 
real and likely imminent attack.

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Subject: Published in the LA Times


Re "Bush Signs Tough Rules on Detainees," Oct. 18

Oct. 17, 2006, will go down as the day democracy died in the United States. 
If these detainees are guilty, why deny them a hearing? And what's to stop 
President Bush from declaring anyone who disagrees with him a terrorist?

Tally Briggs
Toluca Lake, CA

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Paul McCartney vs wife claims


Paul McCartney vowed on Wednesday to defend himself in court against accusations 
that he physically attacked his estranged wife Heather during their rocky four-year marriage. 

"Our client will be defending these allegations vigorously and appropriately," McCartney's 
lawyers Payne Hicks Beach said in a statement.

Paul, I have a plan - bluff her:
Offer her $50M to GFY.
If she demands more than that, the public will turn on her and she could end up with nothing.

I never liked her music, anyway.

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"America's corporate media act like juiced-up circus barkers. Bush just signed The Torture Act.
 That event will be in history books someday along with a question or two about our collective citizen 
 silence. Historians will pose a challenge to our national apathy, which we deserve.  Let`s hope that 
 challenge also includes a paragraph or two aimed toward the media. With parts of our Constitution 
 ripped to shreds and the president given almost unlimited powers, why in hell is the media yakking 
 about Madonna adopting a baby? Why is Larry King interviewing John Mark Karr? Why the clock 
 watching over the population turning to 300,000,000? It sure eliminates the super out of 'Super Power.'" 
     -- democrank,   Link

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Big Dog: We've got to fight back
 Sounds like what Ol' Bart has been saying

"Take the fight to those bastards!"


Clinton, criticizing Republicans weeks before the midterm elections are stolen by Diebold, 
told a Georgetown audience that intellectual debate should trump partisan rancor and that
either-or choices are false.

"Most of us long for politics where we have genuine arguments, vigorous disagreements 
but we don't claim to have the whole truth and we don't demonize our opponents and 
we work for what's best for the American people," he said.

The Big Dog gave notice that Democrats would not be passive victims of attacks.
"This is a contact sport, politics," he said. "You can't complain about being attacked."
Clinton said he doesn't see Democrats shying from the debate.

It's almost like he's been reading
Democrats need to fight these Fascist bastards while we still can.

And if we don't fight them when they're weak...


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The link page is bigger than ever,
thanks to Chicago Jim

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Put "Link me" in the subject header.
Maybe mention what section you belong in - news, humor, etc

Your link will be seen by dozens

Subject: Can I puke now?


As assesment of recent Democratic sac.

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Mike Malloy subs for Springer October 19 & 20!
Check your local Springer on the Radio affiliates for broadcast times.   Listen LIVE


Mike will return to the airwaves Monday October 30th at 9PM ET,
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Bush in Paraguay Land Snatch
 He's got billions in spare change now


The land grab project of Bush in Chaco, Paraguay, has generated considerable discomfort
both politically and environmentally.  The news circulating the continent about plans to buy 
98,840 acres of land in Chaco, Paraguay, near the Triple Frontier (Bolivia, Brazil, Paraguay) 
is the talk of the town in these countries.

Although official sources have not confirmed the information that is already public, the land is 
reportedly located in Paso de Patria, near Bolivian gas reserves and the Guarani indigenous 
water region, within the Triple Border

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Subject: Bush's land snatch

Hi, Bart,

I was really surprised to read about Jenna's secret mission to South America, yesterday.
W. has purchased just about 100,000 acres in the corner between Paraguay and Brazil,
right by an American base, after the Paraguayans amended their laws to exempt any
American troops from 'war crimes' charges.

This is the country that Stroessner turned into Nazis-On-the-Run Odessa Heaven, after WWII:

And the Moonies are quite close, having bought property in the neighborhood, too.
 Mike K

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The Real Sodomy Party
  by David A. Noebel

All of a sudden the Republican Party is the party of Sodom and Gomorrah? 
Can the pro-homosexual mass media make this stick? 

That "pro-homosexual mass media" put your boy in the White House - twice

Besides, FOX News is always bragging that they're "Number One." 
How can FOX News be Number One if the gay media is always preventing 
your oh-so-tolerant "Big tent" message from getting to the people?

The Democratics are the Sodomy Party in America.  There hasn't been a homosexual 
issue that the Democrats haven't either backed or initiated since the ACLU determined 
that homosexuality would make a great stick to poke in the eyes of conservatives.

When we talk about this, your side always brings up how terrible it is having
"homosexuality shoved down my throat"or "homos poke me in the eye."
Why do you use such homo-erotic imagery?
Where is your right hand at this very second?

Why not openly admit that only the morally-challenged can seriously come to the 
conclusion that homosexual practices (sodomy, et. al.) are normal, healthy and moral! 

Hey, YOUR guy got caught - why don't YOU openly admit that?
Don't ask me to admit anything because YOUR guy got caught with some kids.
Why don't YOU take some responsibility for the child-molesting members of YOUR 
party instead of making "Everybody does it" excuses for the TV cameras?

By the way - are you related to Bill Bennett?

You see, back in 1983, Gerry Studds...

No, asshole, we're not talking about 1983.
We're talking about current crimes that your current heroes are covering up.

You guys love to talk about 50 years ago or 100 years in the future because 
your present looks gloomier than New Orleans after Bush murdered it.


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So much to keep up with...

Mike Malloy subs for Springer (but I can't get it to work.
The link takes you to AAR and Young Turks have that spot.

Where is Mike?

Shirley Manson and others will do Pretenders songs on VH1 Classic Oct 20th
The free Stern offer is October 25 and 26.
My friend Teri's "Ghost Moms" premiers on WE on October 27, the Friday before Halloween.

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'Cry Wolf' Bush backs off NFL Nuke Claims 
 Caught again, now they says it's not that serious 


Homeland Security, caught in a tractor's nuts of "We don't believe you," has decided to
wave off yesterday's threat that dirty bombs would be exploded at several NFL stadiums. 

Although this crooked government admit alerting authorities and stadium owners to the nuke threat,
a department spokesman said the warning was due to "an abundance of caution" reflecting the upcoming
elections that may spell inpeachment for America's worst war criminal, rather than actual evidence of a 
real and likely imminent attack.

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Subject: your Clinton triangulation rant

Yo, Dude!

Out-frickin'-standing! Write more! 
I ain't gonna tell ya what ta write, just to write more... 

Yer Radio is for listeners, which I'm not. I'm a reader. 
Anyone can run on at the mouth, but it's a special talent 
that can put it into print so well as you did yesterday. 

Your logic is scary. Keep it up!

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"The best news in the field.'

Great Flashback Quotes 

"Well, we've got Monica and Bill, two consenting adults!" 

 2008 - Hey Laura, where's your outrage for the GOP's page scandal?
             It's not about right & wrong, is it, Laura.
             It's not abour "protecting the children" is it, Laura. 
             It's about stupid conservatives being easier to fool - making you more money. 

 "We almost brought down a presidency, families have been upset and almost destroyed. 

 2008 - Hey Laura, Bush has destroyed almost 2800 families - got outrage? 
            No, because you can make more money lying to Republicans 
             than you can by listing the facts and telling the truth. 
             You were Nancy Grace long before she was.

  You have his family upset and humiliated. 
  But it was two consenting adults, you know. 
  What if Monica had gotten pregnant?" 
     -- Dr. Laura on Larry King, from Volume 140
Hey, Laura! I'm not a medical doctor, but I'm pretty sure 
a woman can't get pregnant if she blows a guy at work. 

Jesus, are you... like, ...stupid or something? 

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Dead Iraqis - Just like Jelly Bean
  by Mark Morford

Bush was confused. No, he told the reporter, he could not believe that 650K number, partly because 
one of his top generals said that number was probably all wrong and that the real number was probably 
closer to 30,000 or 50,000, even though the general had no real research to back that up and even though 
this general is one of the best yes-men money can buy. Not that George was actually thinking any of that, exactly. 
That would be far too complicated. But he could feel the negativity coming at him like a dank breeze, a nasty 
mosquito in his ear, a hot rash on his skin. And man, he was itchy.  is the most important site on the internet

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FullTiltPoker still in business

 From a reader:
Here's the poker rundown in a nutshell.

Party Poker, 888 and a few others are turning away US customers.
Ultimate Bet, Full Tilt, Poker Stars and Bodog are all open for business to US customers.
PokerStars is even boasting of an increase in business.

As far as middleman banks are concerned, FirePay is outNetTeller is in.
The best place to get all of the latest info seems to be

If this is legal, I want to hear more.


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The Torture Corps
(some language)

 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100 a barrel
makes $350,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $350,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2782....2784 American victims

Bush killed  2  more soldiers yesterday,
just so he can say, "I stayed the course."

Remember, they told is it was a "plus" that Bush 
was determined and would not change his mind.

87 dead so far this month, and it's just the 19th.

 "Bush's war costs $2 billion a week."
   -- so by all means, stay the course?

Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.

Poker at Al's   Part 1


Ten years ago, we only published 3-4 times a month.
That means I had time to write ...non-fiction, probably.

This is a bit some old timers might remember.
It's what might've happened when GOP power players get together
over a friendly game of cards - until something realy bad happens.

...from back when I had time to write.

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"The Terri Shiavo case was the last straw for me. That that was the abandonment of basic 
  Republican principles dealing with decisions made at the local level, and certainly not 
  expanding the jurisdiction of federal courts in order to appeal to a particular religious group 
  that wanted to keep her hooked up. And I think a lot of people thought that was kind of scary." 
      -- John Danforth, the last decent Republican?  Link

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Subject: he's sooo stupid


Not only does February not have 30 days, but the fiscal year itself doesn't end in February anything. 
It ends on September 30th (at the end of a quarter, as is typical).   The budget is typically RELEASED 
in February, but that's the budget for the upcoming fiscal year which starts October 1st. 

So he doubly showed how dumb he is.  Not only does he not know how many days in a month, 
but he doesn't even know what month his own frickin' fiscal year ends in.


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Pretenders Concert Rocks VH1 Classic


"When we actually did the show, we just banged through it. We never redid a song - I thought 
that would be shit for the audience to have to sit through a song a few times. After all, we're a rock band, 
so I wouldn't want to crap out with our audience and I was surprised," said Chrissie Hynde.

"We'd been on tour and the band was playing great... inspired, of course, by our guests.''

The guests do quite well, with Shirley Manson trading verses with Hynde on Talk of the Town
and Garbage's I'm Only Happy When It Rains.

I think I'll be able to find the time to catch this.

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Subject: Pickles Bush killing that guy...

Bart, story has it he'd broken up with Laura that morning. 
And she ran thru a red light  to broadside him.  So they say.

Happy Trails,
Kevin K

Was the guy black?
Is that why the Texas cops didn't investigate?

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