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Friday, Nov 3, 2006  Vol 1870 - Update that Rolodex

Quote of the Day

"Do you want to wipe that 
  cocky smile off of Bush's face?" 
   -- James Carville, asking for a Democratic senate

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Point of No Return
Iraq violent spike 
Evangelical caught 
Alyssa Peterson, 27 
Mil bans honest sites 
Corker's Daughter 
Vote Against GOP? 
Random thought... 
Liz Hasselbitch 




"The best news in the field.'


"I don't remember anything being as shamelessly distorted as
  Kerry's hapless attempt to tell a feeble joke about Bush's I.Q."
         -- Christopher Hitchens,

Christopher, just to be sure you know - we don't want you on our side.
Stay over there with the nasty-ass cavemen and the Fascist gay-bashers

You're not welcome on the side of good and decent people.

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America's Point of No Return
    by Robert Parry

Election 2006 not only marks the last chance to exact some accountability from those responsible
for the disastrous Iraq War and other failures, but it also represents a point of no return for a nation
hurtling toward a future of endless warfare abroad and a new-age totalitarianism at home.

Indeed, one could argue that the trivialization of this important U.S. election - with major U.S. news
outlets devoting two days of breathless coverage to Kerry's clunky joke - is confirmation of America's
rapid descent into a dark fantasy world incapable of separating meaningful fact from silly irrelevancies.

More than 2,800 American soldiers are dead along with possibly hundreds of thousands of Iraqis in
what is likely just a small down-payment in blood for Bush's Iraq War - yet the U.S. press corps is
obsessed with Kerry's supposed affront to the troops.

Note: is the most important site on the internet

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"May I remind you what this election is about? Abu Ghraib, Gitmo, incompetence,
 corruption, Katrina, Enron, Halliburton, global warming, record oil company profits,
 FEMA, Diebold, Terri Schiavo, stem cell research, shrunken pensions, habeas corpus,
 sacrificed soldiers, wasted billions, North Korea, Iran, the Swift boat hit squads, and on and on.
     -- Molly,    Link

Molly, does this mean you're considering voting for the Democrats?

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Iraq sees spike in violence
 Second spike coming with Saddam verdict


The Iraqi government put the army on alert ahead of Sunday's Saddam verdict
as a spike in violence kept up pressure on America's Murder Monkey before the elections.

Baghdad police found 56 bodies that showed signs of Gonzales and a severed head
over 24 hours and the U.S. military reported seven more combat deaths.

It just gets worse and worse.
Bush's Paradise isn't exactly like it was sold to us.

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"You're talking to Noah about the flood."
      -- Der Monkey, when asked if there was any good news politically,  TIME Magazine

 Isn't it cute when it tries to think?

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Subject: Troops are dupes

Hate to disagree with y'all, and [seemingly] everyone else in this country, but I think Kerry
- joke or no joke - only spoke the truth. For the most part, the troops are dupes.
Misguided, undereducated, but still dupes.

Are cops dupes?
Are firefighters?
How about ER doctors?
If you're on fire, isn't anybody who helps you a dupe?

Pat Tillman was ignorant and idealistic and paid for it with his life.
Where the fuck is the honor?

Are you a 9-11 surrender monkey?
Tillman signed up to avenge 9-11, not to kill Iraqis.

What kinda chump joins up to fight for Halliburton profits
when the real enemies are in Afghanistan...or Washington?

Dude, Afghanistan said, "We have Osama and we're not giving him up."
President Lennon, President Bono, President MLK all would've invaded.
Trust me, you're the odd guy in this conversation.

A better way to visualize the "War on Terra" would be to rename it
"The Military Special Olympics -- for Corporate Profits".

We just need a President who isn't into making money off dead soldiers.

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Subject: Pickles's cheap shot

Laura Bush accused Michael J. Fox of "manipulating feelings" by using his Parkinson's Disease
to promote stem cell research. She is implying that people like Fox are faking it for political purposes.
Just like Christopher Reeves was faking being a quadrapleigic when he was promoting stem cell research?
My sister has been a diabetic for 40 years and I'm beginning to wonder if she might have been faking it for
political purposes too.

The stem cell issue is a fake issue put out there to sucker gullible evangelicals into feeling good about
themselves and give them another fake cause to keep them occupied. But the price of their moral
masturbation is that it denies valuable medical research for the rest of us.
My sister might not get a cure for Diabetes in her lifetime because Laura Bush is using stem cells
in a cheap political ploy. I want to encourage people to vote for stem cells, for Michale J. Fox,
Christopher Reeves, and for my sister who really is not faking Diabetes.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA

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Evangelical caught blowing pipe


The president of the National Association of Evangelicals, an outspoken opponent of gay marriage,
has given up his post while a church panel investigates allegations he paid a man for sex.

The Rev. Ted Haggard resigned as president of the 30 million-member association Thursday
after being accused of paying the man for monthly trysts over the past three years.
"I hope to be able to discuss this matter in more detail at a later date," he lied.

Mike Jones said he advertised his nasty penis on the Internet and was contacted by Haggard
who snorted methamphetamine before their sexual encounters to heighten his experience.

So this liar has been having gay sex for three years while screaming, "faggots" at others?
Aren't there any straight people in the Republican Party?

Why do they hate themselves so much? Why can't they tell themselves,
"I'm gay, I'm a good person. There's nothing wrong with being gay?"

I'll tell you why - money.

They're not in this to "save souls."
They're in that business because religious people are the easiest to fool.
That's why Rush pretends he's a conservative - because those people are the stupidest/
That's why Bush ran as a Republican - because theose people have no brains.

I'll bet that Fred Phelps nutjob (God hates fags) blows a little pipe, too.

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Subject: Kerry's joke

Bart, Kerry fucks up a joke and the place goes apeshit.
Bush fucks up the whole fucking world and, what, nothing?

Put it in perspective for humanity's sake.

That's what happens when you control the media.

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ha ha

Military blocks honest sites
 But they let the lying scumbags get thru

We realize that when it comes to freedom of the press, the USA has fallen to Number 53
- tied with Croatia and Tonga! - but do we have to make is so damned obvious?

Another Marine stationed in Iraq has sent us a screenshot of what happens when you need
some hot news on Macaca and Foley:

Forbidden, this page ( is categorized as (Personal Pages)

Nice little threat at the end, too. Asswipes.
Notice the other browser tabs. Two actual "personal pages" that rah-rah for Bush
(What's her name, the wannabe Coulter, and Hugh Hewitt) show up just fine
but "Talking Points Memo" is prohibited.

They can't let those soldiers see the truth - that they're dying for Exxon's $100M a day profits.
Those soldiers must be lied to or Exxon won't make $100M a day for very long.

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Get up off your Knees

Streets capsizing
Spilling over
Down the drain
Shards of glass
Splinters like rain
But you could only feel
Your own pain

Talk getting nowhere
Are we just starting again

Get up off your knees, yeah

I don't think Bono meant it this way, but to me, "Get up off your knees," is a
call to action and to stop letting some non-existent God be in charge of your life.

Bush's bungled maxi-gamble in Iraq,
the months limp by,
more dead this month than last month,
Talk getting nowhere, but then watch Bush
install a new puppet in Iraq and start it all again.

So, what's the mistake we find ourself in?

Bush's never-ending, bloody quagmire.

Who gains from Bush's mistake?

Exxon makes $100M each day

What's Bart's Law # 2?

Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake"
that puts extra money (or power) in their pocket,
expect them to make that "mistake"
again and again and again.

If I can see it - why can't the smart people see it?

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(Must be shipped to same address)

We have a few shot glasses left.

Alyssa Peterson, 27

She died in Iraq of a "non-hostile weapons discharge."
Nobody bothered to ask what that meant and the family wasn't told.
But then a reporter named Kevin Elston did some FOIA digging.

When the Freedom of Information Act documents arrived, they contained a bombshell.
"Peterson objected to the interrogation techniques used on prisoners. She refused to participate
after only two nights working in the unit known as the cage. The Army has refused to describe the
interrogation techniques Alyssa objected to. They say all records have now been destroyed..."

"Army investigators concluded she shot and killed herself with her service rifle," the documents disclose.

On a "fallen heroes" message board on the Web, Mary W. Black of Flagstaff wrote,
"The very day Alyssa died, her Father told me he had a premonition and was very worried.
 The next day he was notified while by two army officers. 
 He has been the most broken man I have ever seen."

Is her death any more senseless than the other 2800?
She had no business being ordered to torture people in Iraq.
If there was a God, Bush would be going to hell.

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Paul Newman

Subject: yesterday's Gatekeeper wanker

Are all of these 9/11 conspiracy folks nuts? 
I might have taken several looks at their theories and evidence, but it is their singular insistence 
that this is THE thing that we must all accept to get rid of Bush that turns me right off.
Seems to me that there are many things which require way less work that will hang him in the end.
This is as bad as a religious cult sometimes.
Mike Malloy a gatekeeper? Jeebus, give me a break. 
If it weren't so frigging tragic, I would laugh myself silly.
What Mike is doing is trying to keep us all on the extreme left from being discredited as psychos.

The part I didn't get was why Malloy?  Why me?  Why the Canadian Michael Moore?
How does he figure we three are lying for Der Fuhrer?

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Subject: buh bye Kerry

I'm glad he blew it again. 
This should be the final nail in the coffin for him trying to be President. 

A President has to be at least able to get out of his own way or we just have another Bush.  
That's what we want, handlers to come behind a President telling us what he "really meant to say".


I agree - Kerry won't run for the WH in 2008.

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November Special

Chinaco Anejo shortage
If you come across a bottle of Chinaco Anejo and send it to me,
I will fix you up with a year of BCR membership - a $120 value.

The bottle must look like this

  or like this...If you're uber-rich.

It must be Chinaco Anejo - the others are for sterilizing doctor's instruments only,
It must arrive unbroken :)

2 bottles will get you 2 years, 3 bottles will get 3 years etc.
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"I haven't had no ethical problems."
     -- Tom DeLay, telling the truth.

 It would've been a lie to say, "I've had no ethical problems,"
 but he says he's not been in that situation.

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Subject:  Exposed!

Bart, I KNEW you were at gatepeeper, or cratebeeper, or greatweeper, or....

What is it that you are again?
  John F

It's true.
I love Bush.
I'm only in it for the money.

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Experienced Human Resource Manager looking for a job in the Minneapolis area.


He's The Best Dressed Man In Comics and he's my friend.

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Subject: Bush publishes nuke plans

It's getting to the point where Bush is starting scandals faster than I can write about them.
Today's scandal is that Bush posted detailed plans on how build a nuclear weapon on the Internet.

Under political pressure from Republicans Bush posted many documents captured in the Iraq war
on the web to help make the case that there was justification for Bush's war. In those documents
were detailed plans to build nuclear weapons from before 1991 when Saddam was his buddy.

Last night the White House finally shut down the web site after the New York Times asked about
complaints from weapons experts that Bush was giving nuclear weapons plans to the terrorists.
The weapons experts were shocked by the public disclosures. Bush talks about fighting a war on
terrorism yet he gives terrorists the most detailed a-bomb plans that have ever been published.

How could they put nuclear plans on the Internet without knowing that they were there?
The Republicans are putting the safety of the world at risk for pure political purposes.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

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The link page is bigger than ever,
thanks to Chicago Jim

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Put "Link me" in the subject header.
Your link will be seen by dozens


"You can expect to learn as much about the Catholic Church from
  Nacho Libre as you can learn about evangelicalism from Jesus Camp.
  This movie manipulates facts like a Michael Moore film."
    -- Ted Haggard, between blow jobs with some dude

   "I manipulate zippers." 

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Subject: Kerry

What he said is actually true. 

Recently, facing a crisis in recruiting, the pentagon once again lowered the standards for new recruits. 
What Kerry said was stupid politically but right on the money. 

Larry in Ohio.

Larry, good point.
If they ever lower the standards so far as to let gay people in,
we'll know we're in a whole lotta trouble.

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Bush's Baghdad Puppet

Notice how his puppet holds still
when Bush's hands are above the table?

Bush has cowed critics of the occupation into silence by accusing them of undermining
the "war on terror." He ignores the fact that civil war, not anti-American terrorism, has
become the chief cause of violence in Iraq. If you vote against an appropriations bill,
you're betraying our troops. If you call for a withdrawal timetable, you're trying to
"cut and run"   Bush has charged that withdrawal would "dishonor the sacrifice of the
men and women who have worn our uniform." The most cynical welfare-state political
strategist would be proud. Never mind whether the program is working or backfiring.
Never mind whether it comports with the human tendency to take responsibility only
when you have to. Bush will continue to spend blood and money on his program,
and to portray its critics as cowards, until somebody has the courage to stop him.

       "If we win, we're going to share power with the GOP!"

Can you believe they're going to share power if they win?
The crazy cowards want to play fair with the "nuclear option" Republicans.
How stupid can they be? (Don't answer that!)

The only way to do this right is this:

You shove the crooked GOP rules in their face for the next two years
and then make them sign a document that whoever wins in 2008 and beyond,
power will be shared.

The only time you can change the system is when you have power.
You can't negotiate with a knife when the other guy has a f-ing gun.
How stupid can they be? (Don't answer that!)  Anything else is suicide,
but that's what we've come to expect from these gutless quitters.

Are they going to play fair with Al Qaeda, too? I hope we don't find out
the hard way that the GOP was right about these surrender monkeys.

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Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

I ordered one of these today.
I should be arrested for what I'm going to do with it :)

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Corker's Daughter - without pants?
 Looks like she's into girl-on-girl action, too

Can we still take the senate if Corker wins?
We need this wildcat in play for the next six years :)



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Subject: you are still a fag

Bob in San Diego

Actually, no.
I'm a Democrat, remember?

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100 a barrel
makes $350,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $350,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days 
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2819....2829 American victims

Bush killed  10 soldiers since yesterday, so

Exxon can make $100M each day

Why do the families stay silent?
Do they still think their loved ones died for a reason?
What would that reason be?

Exxon - $100M every day!

 Meanwhile, Bush's war costs taxpayers $2 billion a week.
He's the greatest president ever - if you have oil stocks.

Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.

Why Vote Against Republicans?
 "Fuck them, that's why."

Now, even through the deadening fog of Fox "News" rhetoric, multiple jobs, dying pensions,
depleting health care, the waterboard effect of credit card debt, force-feedings of fatty foods,
soul-killing reality TV, the entire cultural apparatus telling us we must want more and more stuff
and shit, the dead-ends of public debate, government-instilled paranoia, dementia masking itself
as religious faith, the unsubtle shove towards xenophobic isolation, an antagonistic corporate media,
the vicious street-beating death of American intellectual thought, and Bush-worship masked as
patriotism, through it all, man, all of it, we have come to this magnificent moment, frightening and
exhilarating in its implications, where we, as a majority, are looking at the ruin and waste that
surrounds us, piles of shit that we are told are mountains of gold, and we can finally, in this savage
season of 2006, at long last come to say, "You know what? Fuck them."

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Subject: How I heard about you

I wanted to tell you how I first heard about, early 2005. 
A regular contributor to your site (can't remember her name) was a regular guest on a radio talk show 
here in Seattle. She talked for about an hour with Erin Hart on KIRO 710 AM on Erin's radio show. 
She and Erin had a sisterly rapport. I always enjoyed their segments - very knowledgeable people.

That would be Marty of  (Click to contact her)

I personally think that if things don't go well for Democratic candidates on Tuesday, 
bartcop and other sites will very likely have explosive readership. My opinion, anyway. 

Well, we lost in 2004, then 2005 was OK but 2006 has sucked the big one. tried to raise $20,000 but only got $3,000 or so.
Many of the best sites on the left have just folded up the tent and disappeared.
If things get much worse, the Internet will soon be like talk radio.

If Dems are able to wiggle past Diebold's riggings then I think us Lefties will 
breath easy and not pay nearly as much attention to issues - what do you think?

Let's hope you're wrong about that :)

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Cute Nazi attacks Kerry
"He's Mel Gibson without the booze"

   Elisabeth Hasselbitch


Elisabeth Hasselbitch, in a fit of right-wing pique, called Kerry "Mel Gibson without the booze" 
over his botched joke on "The View" this morning -- and Joy Behar didn't like it one bit.

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