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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Their Parallel Universe 
Feds vs Michael Moore 
Libertarian, my ass 
Rudy's $200K bribe
DeLay - on his way to Jail 
Are Democrats sincere? 
Poll: 39% say impeach 
Laura's Nasty Ass 
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"Hand on heart, I did what I thought was right.  I may have been wrong, but that's your call. 
  But believe one thing if nothing else. I did what I thought was right for our country."
   - - Tony Blair, lying whore, on Saddam's ability to attack with WMDs inside 45 minutes,   Link

 Without Blair, Bush's would've just been another Cho, a crazed gunman seeking revenge.
 But Blair gave Bush's rape and pillaging respectability - and now he wants forgiveness?

 Bush, Cheney, Rummy, Blair, Rice, Powell, Tenet - rejoice that there is no God,
 because you'd all burn in Hell for eternity if there was.

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The Right's Parallel Universe
 by Richard Fricker

To understand how the United States got itself into its current fix, it's helpful to understand that the 
American Right and its powerful media apparatus have created a kind of parallel universe that has 
its own internal logic that sort of makes sense even if the "reality" isn't exactly real.

So, on the Iraq War, everything is going pretty well except, as Fox News reminds its viewers, 
the "liberal media" keeps hiding all the positive developments from the American people. 
Plus, the only way to explain hostility toward Bush is to postulate that his critics are consumed by irrational hatreds.

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Feds vs Michael Moore
 It's revenge for producing Farenheit 9-11


Michael Moore is under investigation by the Treasury Department for taking ailing 9-11 rescue workers 
to Cuba for a segment in his upcoming health-care documentary "Sicko," The Whore AP has learned.

In February, Moore took about 10 ailing workers from the Ground Zero rescue effort in Manhattan for 
treatment in Cuba, said a person working with him on the release of "Sicko." The person requested 
anonymity because Moore's attorneys had not yet determined how to respond.

Moore received the letter Monday. "Sicko" premieres in U.S. theaters June 29.

So Bush is getting revenge because Michael Moore revealed what a crazy moron he is in F-911.
If America was a free country, Moore wouldn't have to worry about petty revenge from a tyrant.

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Subject: slamming Hillary


I really don't think you see it but you do attack anyone that disagrees with Hillary.

Can you name the last time someone "disagreed" with her?
I don't think I can - I'd have to go thru the back issues...
Usually it's a nasty personal attack with no foundation.

When you talk about the cowardly Democrats and the tutu Dems do you forget she is a Dem?

No, I remember which party she belongs to.
Until she shed her freshman status, she wasn't in a position to lead the attack against the GOP.
Now she's the leader of her party and she's leading the attack.

Did you hear her say, "If Bush refuses to accept reality, we'll bring reality to him?"
She's writing legislation to deny Bush authority to have troops in Iraq.
It's about time someone on our side joined the attack.
The punk tutu men stood around and waited until a girl with sac showed up.

Love the site and love your insight but you do seem to
have an attack reflex where SHE is concerned.

Yellowdog Bill

It's hard to say because the others aren't being attacked.
Did anyone say Edwards is lucky to not be in prison?
The right-wing media is pushing FOR Obama, not attacking him.
Hillary is the only Democrat being attacked, mostly from the left.

As pitiful as he was, I backed Kerry - and Gore before him.
You can count on me to stand behind our front-runner/nominee.

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Libertarian, my ass
  by Alan Bisbort

Lately, I've heard more people (men, mostly) proclaim themselves "libertarian." My gut feeling tells me 
that most of these new "converts" aren't really libertarian, or that they don't understand what libertarianism 
is and that they are really just angry at how far off the rails the Republican Party -- their natural habitat -- 
has drifted under the Moron in Chief. They are doing this to psychologically remove themselves from the 
mess they created by voting for Bush and for, until a year or so ago, blindly voting a straight GOP Party 
ticket for as far back as they can remember. These "libertarians" are Republicans without the guilt by 
association or, rather, without the remorse.

By comparison to the ineptitude and stupidity of the Bush Regime, "libertarianism" sounds smart and sexy, 
ruggedly individualistic and hardboiled. Famous libertarians include such hardboiled legumes as Ayn Rand, 
Grover Norquist and Pat Buchanan. "Famous" and "libertarian" don't live in the same sentence for good reasons. 

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Saw it on


"Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma 
  that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom at a time."
   -- Tom Coburn, (R-Jesus Twin) who is insane as the day is long,   Link

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Subject: Paris

When I heard she said the cops pull her over to hit on her,
I thought she must take "Hands on the car and spread em!" as a come on line.

Anyone who thinks the cops would not pull her over probably thinks the
X-ray screeners at airports don't take a long, lingering look at the pretty,
slender young ladies that come thru the line, too.

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Global Warming?

California is burning, Arizona will be burning next week.
Georgia is burning - so much it spead to Florida.

Meanwhile Kansas and Oklahoma are flooding and drowning.
They predict a major hurricane season this year,
but there's no reason to believe in global warming because the 
religiously-insane Oklahoma politicians say it's all a hoax.

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"I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live
  with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired.
  Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.  I am ready to face the
  consequences of violating probation."
    -- that Hilton woman, the one who makes people Hillary-mad,   Link

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Subject: Lee Iococca

Hey Bart

I read a great post by Lee Iococca on Common Dreams website.

Great post, although like a lot of these Johnny come lately people, I wonder where they have been
the last 5 years while this unelected idiot destroys our country. There was always the info available
for these people, hell, you've been screaming as loud as you could about their crimes, but maybe
someone with power like this will make some kind of dent into the brains of those who can't think.

Jim Reem

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Lapdogs - How the Media
Rolled Over for Bush


"[Bush's war blunders] primarily had to do with listening to a lot of folks who were 
 civilians in suits and silk ties and not listening enough to the generals with mud 
 and blood on their boots and medals on their chest."
   -- Mike Huckabee, showing some rare sanity in the recent GOP debate

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The Yankees' Clean-Up Man
 Rudy's $200,000 bribe exposed

Giuliani has been showing off his World Series Yankee ring, a valuable prize we never knew he had.
The Yankees say he has four rings. Experts say Rudy's rings are worth $200,000 or more.

New York officials are barred from taking a gift greater than $50 from anyone doing business
with the city, and under Giuliani, that statute was enforced aggressively against others.
Last time I looked, $200,000 was greater than $50.

Rudy is a corrupt Republican 
and aren't we all a little tired of those?

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Subject: War dragging Republicans down

Republicans are in between a rock and a hard place when it comes to Bush's war in Iraq.
With the Iraqi parliament about to take a 2 month vacation it's rather doubtful that they will be
meeting the benchmarks that they seem to favor. On one hand Republicans don't want to lose the war.
But it's not a matter of if we lose but when, and the longer we wait the bigger we lose.
The only things that all Iraqis agree on is that Americans should get out.

America is still in denial about the war but the denial is wearing off.
If Americans didn't like the war in the last election they really won't like it in the 2008 election.
The Republicans own this war and the longer it goes on the more the Democrats get to rub their noses in it.
It will be interesting to see how long the Republicans will support a war that is dragging them down.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA

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Subject: Attacking Hillary

A while back, when I was ragging on Palast about his seemingly non-sensical beatdown
on a British lefty politician, YOU told me that the benefit of the doubt had to go to Palast.

Well sure, especially since I didn't know the Brit.

NOW, Palast comes out with some crystal-diamond hard evidence that Hillary is (also)
a hardcore corporate profiteer who's morality against economic slavery is no less mitigated
by zeros on a paycheck than, say, that of the Pigboy.

Oh that's a bunch of horse-hockey.  She was the First Lady of Arkansas, working for
one of the state's top law firms while doing business with the largest employer in Arkansas.

By the way, you've probably shopped at Wal-Mart.
How can you live with yourself, helping to enslave the children?

Also, is this just an incident of "Her" sweeping yet another set of unsavory facts
about her life under the expansively protective rug of corporate greed?

She's the most investigated woman in history.
How many "unsavory facts" are still left hidden?

When the culture of profiteering whorshipped by Hillary is little different than that promoted
by Sam Walton, are either of these people somebody you want [in government?]

Just to make you more hysterical - sure.
Christ, the way you twist/invent facts you should be a lawyer.

So, should we continue giving Palast the benefit of the doubt?
Or is it now acceptable to start questioning his judgement ... .

I can't read Palast's mind, but it appears he thinks Hillary's going to win.
Palast, Kos, Huffington and the others are hitching their wagons to Hillary's meteor.

But to answer your question, yes.
I didn't know that left Brit, but we've all "known" Hillary for 17 years.

And for the 10,000th time, our choices aren't Hillary and Perfection..

Our choices are Change and More of the Same.
I'm going to vote for Change.

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Subject: missle defense

If Iraq is the biggest corporate welfare program ever, and the medicare Rx program is next,
then missile defense is a strong third.

The Defense Dept has spent hundreds of billions of dollars on this since the mid-1980's, possibly more
than a half-trillion so far (don't know the exact amount- the GOP bastards keep hiding the $).

The failure rate is WORSE than you said - they have less than 50% success IF they tell the system
WHERE the missile is coming from, WHEN it was launched, and an ETA for a hit.

So in absolutely perfect conditions (which don't exist in the real world), it still isn't worth crap.
So far, not a single test has worked when they didn't provide any of those 3 conditions to the system in advance.

Keep Hammerin'

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Tom DeLay - on his way to Jail

"I'm nuts about jail!"


Tom DeLay (Asshole-Texas) is calling on Bush's Justice Department either to drop its investigation 
of his wife and former political associates or else to bring charges quickly.

DeLay said he has given Bush's FBI documents exonerating his wife, but an associate of the 
crooked squirrel said that agents have followed up with a fresh round of subpoenas.

The inquiry appears to be focused on determining whether DeLay's wife, Christine, earned her pay 
from two organizations controlled by Ed Buckham, a DeLay lobbyist, according to sources interviewed 
by Bush's federal investigators. Several former employees of the groups have received subpoenas for 
documents, some in the past few weeks.

Bush's Justice Department's persistence shows it has run amok, DeLay says, echoing a charge leveled 
last week by Rep. Rick Renzi (R-Who?) in response to reports that he is under federal investigation.

"They're not going after me,"DeLay said of Bush's FBI. "They're going after other people and they're 
questioning the other people about whether they know anything I may have done. And we've given 
Bush's FBI all the records and that's the problem they're having."

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Are Democrats sincere?
 Do they really want to stop Bush war?


There is a growing number of people out there who believe the Reid-Pelosi Iraq war supplemental is 
a gigantic crock of shit, and who think the Democratic Party leadership should now officially be labeled 
conspirators in the war effort. I've even seen it suggested that Reid and Pelosi should now be sent official
"certificates of war ownership," to put them in a club with Bush, Cheney and the rest of the actual war authors.

The Democrats, who are mostly the same people who voted for the war, don't really want to end it. They do, 
however, want to take political advantage of antiwar sentiment. So they will appear to be against the conflict 
but set things up in such a way that their "efforts" to end the war will fall just slightly short, like a fourth-quarter 
pass thrown by a point-shaving quarterback.

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The American Dream Book Tour

Tour Dates

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April 12: Southeast Minnesota Peacemakers, Rochester, MN
April 13: Grinnell College, Grinnell, Iowa
April 14: Ritual Café, Des Moines, Iowa
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RFK: Rove belongs in Jail
 by Greg Palast

Voting rights attorney Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has called for prison time for the new US
Attorney for Arkansas, Timothy Griffin and investigation of Griffin's former boss, Karl Rove.

"Timothy Griffin," said Kennedy,"who is the new US attorney in Arkansas, was actually the
mastermind behind the voter fraud efforts by the Bush Administration to disenfranchise over
a million voters through 'caging' techniques - which are illegal."

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Subject: FHM Hot List

Bart, you linked to a site running the UK FHM 100 list.

The USA list is different  and Anna Kournikova isn't even on it!
 CliveI B

I call that a crime in progress.

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Marty's Entertainment Page

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Poll: 39% say impeach

Close to 40% of Americans favor the impeachment of  Bush and Cheney.

"Few serious observers think things will ever get to actual impeachment. And yet the American public
seems more open to the concept than many imagine, according to a new national poll," wrote Matt Towery,
who commissioned the poll. "The implications of this could be huge for the 2008 presidential elections."

Damn right it could.
That number may top 50% by the end of this year.

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Subject: Those Reagan clones


You said you didn't know three of these guys.

#5 is Jim Gilmore, former governor of VA (predecessor of Mark Warner)
I believe he was the RNC chairman for a while as well.

#7 is Congressman Tom Tancredo of CA--a "Johnny one-note" candidate
who just hates ee-legal aliens and doesn't talk about much else.

#10 is Congressman Ron Paul of TX, undoubtedly the least known of this group.
Paul is from the Libertarian wing of the Repugs, a believer in the gold standard
and any other impractical thing that can be labeled "conservative."

You're right--they should drop out.  But--on the other hand--the longer they stay in
the more it emphasizes the weakness of the Repug's bench.

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The Ongoing Iraq Intel Fraud
  by Robert Parry

Almost five years and perhaps half a million deaths too late, it's finally the accepted wisdom in Washington 
hat the intelligence that George W. Bush used to justify invading Iraq was garbage. But the pattern of twisting 
the truth about Iraq continues unabated and the President is still rarely called on it.

Bush has never stopped making statements about the Iraq War that are untrue, illogical or irrelevant. Yet, the 
Washington press corps remains almost as lax today about holding Bush accountable as it was in 2002 and 2003.

So, when Bush mocks Democratic "politicians in Washington" who supposedly seek to substitute their judgments 
for those of experienced commanders on the ground, the national news media stays silent on Bush's hypocrisy. 
It's almost never mentioned that he was the Washington politician in December who overruled the Joint Chiefs 
of Staff and the two top generals in Iraq on the escalation of the war.

Now and then some press whore writes a crocodile tears story about "going to sleep" when Bush 
started this fake war, but then they continue to sleep and thank Koresh Parry is calling them on it.
If it wasn't for the Internet, there'd STILL be no opposition to Bush's self-serving war.

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Symbolman vs the GOP

(Language alert)

 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $220,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

3,377....3,382 American victims

5 more families destroyed by Bush greed.


...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon makes $108M - every day

Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his front company is moving to Dubai.

 $100M a day,
$200M a day,
$300M a day - where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.


"It would be OK..."
   -- Rudy the cross-dresser, on the Supreme Court upholding Roe vs Wade

 Hey Rudy, what was it like being the front-runner for a few weeks?

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Faced with the largest attack in history on the American homeland on their watch, Republicans quickly 
pointed the finger of blame on the Democrats. They claimed that the only reason the US homeland was 
vulnerable to such an attack was because Democrats treated Islamic terrorism as a "law enforcement matter." 

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The US military has been worn to a frazzle and the National Guard has been so gutted of men and equipment 
that it can no longer respond as intended to national emergencies. 

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Gonzales: I'm a lying bastard


Tortureboy Gonzales asserted Thursday that the White House did not order the removal of 
eight U.S. attorneys and he continued to defend the decision to dismiss them.

Gonzales' appearance on Capitol Hill, a month after his lie-fest before a Senate panel, was remarkable 
for its less combative tone. At least three members mostly pursued wholly different lines of questioning 
- from computer fraud to immigration enforcement - rather than focusing on the disputed removal 
of the federal prosecutors because it's a bygone conclusion that he's a lying bastard..

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Part One is a "debate" with Randi Rhodes.
Hopefully this we been seen as an example
of how 2 Democrats can strongly disagree
without the usual hyper-snippishness.

Who won the "debate?"
I think the vote will go her way.

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Part Two needs some 'splainin'
Michael DelGiorno is a lying, Nazi whore and,
worse than our vulgar Pigboy, he hides behind Jesus.
He broke the law, he got caught on tape,
so he "confessed" and begged for forgiveness.

I know I got carried away.

I had a little too much fun, so be prepared
to not hate me for what I did to him.
If you're not in the mood for a mega-sarcastic,
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