Tuesday Sept 18, 2007 Vol 2039 - Laughs from Hell
"I don't think I have ever seen the world in
such a mess. I believe that Iraq is going to
"On the tape Iraq was mentioned, which is a reminder
that Iraq is part of the war against extremists.
Except that U.S. intelligence has long concluded
that al-Qaeda really wants the opposite: to bog us down
Bush made Osama the most famous Muslim "leader" in the world, while
Osama gave Bush his 90%
Osama is like Hyman Roth in Godfather II.
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"Bush was very intelligent, razor sharp, warm,
focused and genuine...it was very cool.
Why do Republicans hate Blacks?
The debates, moderated by Tavis Smiley, will go
on as planned, despite the absence of well-known
"There is a pattern here," Smiley told the Huffington
Post. "When you tell every black and brown request
room tables are handcrafted individually
A good picture can be
worth a thousand words.
"My question focused on how national political
reconciliation will affect progress
Why don't these bloggers have the brains to tell us lies we might believe?
"The president was friendly and seemed
glad to see us."
But no, they're so in love with this Fascist
ass, they're trying to sell us on his brains?
"Anyone who sat through an hour with this man
as I did and came away unconvinced that he sincerely
How many BJs can Bush handle in one hour?
Congrats to the White House staff for finding
the most star-struck Republicans with computers.
Let's pay back Sally Field for speaking out.
Subject: Parents of the fallen
I saw on Rawstory: A parent whose son was
killed in Iraq said that
That really floored me, because it's really quite
the opposite. Those of us who are
For a parent to be all right with this war, and
still believing in the Bush-Cheney Oil war,
FKN Facts 9/11 - The Emperors Clothes
I have not heard this, I was told it was good.
Was OJ set
senator sues God
Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who skips
morning prayers during the legislative session and
Paula Jones, call on Line 1.
Taser anyone carrying a Greg Palast book
Is torture the remedy for speaking too long?
Subject: Sally Field censored
If Sally Field had said, "When Republicans
are in the White House,
Ass' in Congress
To cover their political beating, some Democratic
operatives are advising the party's leadership to
But a Democratic "victory" declaration would not
likely pass the smell test for the party's anti-war base.
Bush, however, went in the opposite direction.
He purged internal dissidents who favored a drawdown
"The Republicans in Congress lost their way.
Subject: They knew it would be a madhouse
Hey Bart, Gladjerback!
About that article on Blackwater, Bush signed
legislation that in effect "No contractors doing business
They knew it was going to go to hell and wanted
to make sure their Business partners... I mean "constituents"
From our good friends at fauxnewschannel.com
We are in Iraq because there is more money to
be made there than in Afganistan.
The Bush Family Evil Empire will do business
with anyone if they can make a buck.
Has Karen Hughes gained weight?
Subject: Wes Clark as Sec. Def.
Clark can't be Secretary of Defense.
I've heard that, but I don't get it.
As far as his endorsement....no surprises there.
They've been friends for years.
Hmmm. sounds like you're looking for a left-winger with no military experience for Defense.
I wonder if Ramsey Clark would be interested?
Pinched In Child Sex Sting
John David R. Atchison, 53, was arraigned in Detroit
Monday on charges of enticement
A lady cop posed as a mother on the Internet offering
her five-year-old to Atchinson for sex.
...and since he's a Republican, he whipped out that Gold Card and flew to Detroit.
Subject: You lose
Dear Saint Bart: Don't you realize that
if the Goddess wins you loose?
I pray every night before I go to sleep that a
human throwback wins the election,
I've said it many times, a Hillary victory would
hurt me, personally, but I don't think this country
Get yours before President
Cheney invades Iran!
Join the rest of the world!
Blogging at BartBlog
We need a team of people to help with the blog.
For instance, every day we get maybe 60 cartoons, but use only 30 or
Blogging is easy, especially if your IQ is greater than 64.
Blogging is like sex - it works if nobody else is around,
Subject: MoveOn's Petraeus ad is bad news
Bart, I'm too busy or lazy to sign up on the blog
-- I'll try to do better soon -- but I just have to
At first I thought so, too, but then I took a closer look at it.
I am appalled at how many of my fellow liberals
are defending it. Whatever MoveOn was trying to accomplish,
I saw it more as an attempt to be cute - that
was their real crime.
But all they were saying was,
"Can we get the truth, please?"
The ad was unoriginal besides. There isn't a one
among us who hadn't thought of that friggin' little play on words
MoveOn, like Kerry, Gore and Sheryl Crow should
stay out of the funny business.
Besides, if the Democrat would ever learn to fight
back, every time they throw MoveOn at us,
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Dateline stung over 'Predator' series
Does NBC go too far to entrap innocent perverts?
By special request.
Women only, please.
"That's going back in history. I don't
remember the details of it."
Is the GOP really going to nominate another brain-dead moron?
Best cartoon this month?
It should also show Bush withholding their armor.
Greenspan on the Bush bandwagon
Then Alan Greenspan testified before the Senate Budget Committee.
Greenspan had warned Clinton not to endanger its
hard-won budget surpluses. But now Republicans held
Suddenly, his greatest concern was to avert the
threat that the federal government might pay off all its debt.
Subject: The war is largely about oil
Alan Greenspan in his book said, "I am saddened
that it is politically inconvenient
I think we should fly an Exxon flag and military
funerals just for the sake of honesty.
They say we might be there another 9-10 years.
Once BIG OIL has fully raped and robbed that backwards country, we'll
"I helped build that park."
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Bad Day in Court
Marmont bans Britney
to lose kids?
Don't write and say, "So it's all Britney all
the time now?"
All the above happened in about 30 hours.
body found in tub by kids
Mike Malloy, weeknights on
There are 126 shows online to listen to.
That's a lot of BCR
Saw it on http://leftwingconspiracy.com/
Pigboy's Syphilitic Quotes
"I don't want to go through O.J. again and
I don't want to
I wonder - how many votes does the GOP lose every time they equate
sex to murder?
"I wake up and I'm smarter. It just happens."."
"Mrs. Clinton doesn't start wars? Mrs.
Clinton has started more wars
Catholics vs Kathy Griffin
This is my favorite story of the day.
I'd sure like to see 'em try.
"Happy Rosh Hashanah! ... Today, down in Washington,
Young, Stevens - corrupt Republican
Allen testified during Kott's trial last week
that he had assigned one to four employees for up to six months
Both Smith and Allen pleaded guilty to conspiracy
and bribery and agreed to cooperate with federal
Police state 2008?
Bruce Yurgil Toon-Off Semi-Finals - Round 10
Fallon Derided Petraeus, Opposed the Surge
Fallon told Petraeus that he considered him to
be "an ass-kissing little chickenshit" and added,
That extraordinarily contentious start of Fallon's
mission to Baghdad led to more meetings marked by
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
$10B profit in 90 days
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
We lost 5 since last issue.
What sub-human bastard would get
How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Bush can live with that,
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
Sports Round up
Those Dallas Cowboys somehow won. I hate that.
Eldrick shot a record 28 on the front nine
at the FedEx Cup, which almost impressed me
My Razorbacks were down 21-0, then 31-19,
then rallied back to take the lead 38-31,
The Oklahoma Sooners beat some AA team by 50 points, as usual.
Michigan beat Notre Dame in the Toilet Bowl.
Sure wish we had a Sports Editor blogging for us.
I was going to advertise with you, but I can't
afford it. Sorry.
I'm running in memory of my dad who died a few years back.
I see you're having your own problems trying to
Anyhow, I went ahead and gave you what was
left in my paypal account.
Just wanted to drop a line and let you know you
What was the mission of Cpl. Shank while on security
patrol, and who were the "enemy forces"
On Sept. 7, 2006, the day after Shank was killed,
Bush in effect mocked Jeremy Shank's
"Five years after September the 11th, 2001, America
is safer - and America is winning the war
I don't get this.
Most people assumed the low-quality pics were fake,
What were her agents and legal staff thinking?
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