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Thursday, February  7, 2008    Vol 2112 - The Temples of Syrinx

Quote of the Day

"Michelle Obama says this primary 
  is mostly about Character, is she 
  saying Hillary has no character? 
  Then I see Oprah and Caroline 
  applauding...I felt nauseated!" 
    -- jonas88,    Link 


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Obama Blames Bill  
Arrow H'burton rapes legal HOT
Arrow Judge  H'burton
Arrow Obama is not Jesus   HOT
Arrow Double Standards
Arrow We Want an Empire? HOT
Arrow Why I Hate Hillary
Arrow Pigboy blasts Gramps 
Arrow Paris goes to Harvard



"I wanted to, as a performer, see how Hillary dealt with the glee that they (her opponents) 
exhibited in their desire to bury her candidacy. I must tell you: when I saw her sit down, 
and she said she 'found her voice in New Hampshire', that was it for me. She handled that 
next debate as the masterful person that she is. She's the one to get the job done..."  
     -- Jack Nicholson, announcing support for Hillary,    Link

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Obama Blames Bill Clinton


In what may be Obama's most direct and aggressive criticism of Bill Clinton's presidency yet, 
the Obama campaign dropped a new mailer just before Super Tuesday that blasts "the Clintons" 
for wreaking massive losses on the Democratic party throughout the 1990s.

Hmmm, Bob Parry calls it "Rovian" when you go after the other side's strong suit.
Well, ...I mean he WOULD call it that ...unless Obama said it.

"8 years of the Clintons, major losses for Democrats across the nation," reads the mailer, 
which goes on to list the post-1992 losses suffered by Dems among governors, Senators 
and members of the House of Representatives.

If the Clintons are personally responsible for every yellow-ass, punk tutu'd 
Democrat who couldn't come up with the stones to fight the Republican bastards,
then I submit the Clintons are personally responsible for everything GOOD that
happened in that time period, too.

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Now what? 

Eat lies from the whore media until March 5th?

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The people in New Orleans who were killed by Katrina were ..."parasites?"
I didn't know that - until Kneel Boortz explained it to me.

Yeah, turns out those black people were "worthless" and "useless," too.

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"That's right - useless, worthless parasites."

If you're a Fascist bastard, you can say anything on the air and it's OK.

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Subject: handjobbed by the candidate

Bart, I want to correct you about  the Obama website trying to get your 
private information before you could search for your polling place.
Lynn, you have chosen an impossible task.

First of all, you got the email from Barack because you have already 
given them your name, email address and state.  

That assumption is incorrect.
I didn't give them anything - my stalkers signed me up.

I got the same email and mine ended with CAlookup. When I clicked on the link, 
it took me to the page on the Obama website to find the polling place.
Within a big blue box on the left was a button that said "Find Your Polling Location." 
Clicking on it takes you right to the look-up in your state. 

Maybe it does in CA, but in OK, I got a notice saying I would get no info 
until the entire field was filled out. There were red stars by every field I left blank.

I hope you correct this on your page cause you made an excellent point and were 
passionate about their "attempt to steal my personal info" .... but it just wasn't an 
accurate portrayal. I know we disagree big time about this primary and candidate 
choice, as maybe many other readers do, but we're all still loyal readers.
Thx, Bart.

If I wrote anything that wasn't 100% true I would correct it.
I'm sure Obama would blame "an over-enthusiastic volunteer" but facts are facts.

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Halliburton Rapes Legal, says judge 
 How about a little arbitration, instead? 


A mother of five who says she was sexually assaulted while working for Halliburton in Iraq 
is headed for a secretive arbitration process rather than open court.

A judge in Texas has ruled in favor of her employment contract, which says you can't
sue the company no matter how many times their thugs rape you.

How can a contract make rape legal?

Tracy Barker says that while in Iraq she was constantly propositioned by her superior, 
then threatened and isolated after she reported an incident of sexual assault.

"The manager of the camp said if I wanted safety, I needed to sleep with him, 
and that's all he kept saying to me," said Barker.

Barker's attorneys say Halliburton has a "boys will be boys" atmosphere at their camps 
and is not the type of dispute that she could have expected to be handled by arbitration.

District Judge Gray Miller, wrote that "Thus is not a question for this court to decide."

"Sadly," wrote Judge Miller, "sexual harassment, up to and including sexual assault, 
is a reality in today's workplace." 

So if the judge were raped, he'd feel the same way?
Rape is a reality, so expect to be raped at work?

Plus, if those Halliburton thugs were having fun raping American women, 
think what they're doing to the defenseless Iraqi women...

Subject: I, too, was sexually exploited

When I reported this with medically documented injuries sustained after refusing to 
"go down" on "authority", I was mandated by the company to have a psychiatric exam. 
The civilian company, sub-contracted to KBR, informed me that I had to return to the US
for this or else I would be terminated. I also had to pay for this examination, or lose my job. 
Besides losing my job, I also would have lost the tax-free status for the months worked in Iraq. 
A KBR friend reporting similar treatment, HR told her that she should have known 
what she was getting into when deciding to work in a male environment."

Same Judge Kills Halliburton Suit
 Does he get paid by Halliburton
 Or is he just an oil crook like Bush? 


Pro-rape Judge Gray Miller dismissed a lawsuit Friday brought against Halliburton. 
The claim was brought by survivors and families of those killed when a fuel convoy 
was attacked by insurgents in Iraq in April 2004.

The lawsuit claimed Halliburton bore responsibility because it knew the route 
was a dangerous one but sent the drivers anyway. Halliburton denied wrongdoing, 
arguing that it couldn't be sued because it was operating under orders from the Army. 
Judge Gray Miller agreed with the oil giant, saying the Army played a major role in 
the decision and it wasn't his job to second-guess the military. 

The court "cannot try a case set on a battlefield without an impermissible intrusion 
into powers expressly granted to the Executive by the Constitution," wrote Judge Miller.

What's this got to do with Bush, besides his sending Halliburton there?
Why are oil companies held harmless from everything?

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Subject: Obama this, Obama that

Hey Bart.
Awaking on sleeper wednesday, I see headlines all over the place stating that 
the race between Obama and Clinton is a dead heat and no clear winner yet.

But a look at the figures tells a different story completely.
Truth be known, Clinton is leading Obama by 93 delegates.

But if Obama had been leading by 93 delegates, the headlines would read
"Obama pulls ahead with wide lead, Clinton team in panic."

But instead we get "it's a dead heat".
I just wish they would tell it like it is.
 Tim from Red State Indiana

It's the whore media's job to promote the least effective Democrat.
If they can't have more Bush, any Republican will do just fine.

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Obama is not Jesus

I'm getting increasingly weirded out by some of Obama's supporters.

Some people who should know better - hard-bitten, not-so-young cynics, even - are gushing 
about Barack, raving about his "game-changing" politics, about his "power to inspire," about 
how they wept while viewing the now-famous Dipdive video, and on and on.

Excuse me, but this sounds more like a cult than a political campaign. The language used here 
is the language of evangelical Christianity - the Obama volunteers speak of "coming to Obama" 
in the same way born-again Christians talk about "coming to Jesus."

But he's not Jesus! He's not going to magically enable us to transcend the bitter partisanship 
that is tearing this country apart. And even if he is elected, in no way will that show that 
somehow we have "gotten beyond" race.

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Subject: Bill vs. Donna Brazile

Bart - what? 

Did you really say calling your President a racists on national TV was treason? 
Not that Bill is my President anymore, but it was pretty good while it lasted. 
It seems I remember you calling the current resident several things pretty nasty. 
Granted not on national TV, but still....

I meant treason to the party, not the country.
Brazile told the world Bill Clinton was a racist.
I guess now she has job security for life on CNN.

Didn't anybody else think it was weird that Obama insisted Begala and Carville
be removed from CNN prior to Feb 5th, while the Obama gushers all stayed?

I'm waiting for Donna to reply and I'll let you know if she calls you a racist.

There's an old new saying:
Never pick a fight with someone who buys their bandwidth by the terrabyte. :)

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Goodbye to the double standard...
  by Robin Morgan


She's "ambitious," but he shows "fire in the belly."
Young political Kennedys endorsed Hillary. Teddy, 76, likes Obama.
If the situation were reversed, pundits would snort 
"See? Ted and establishment types back her, 

 but the forward-looking generation backs him." 

Goodbye to the most intimately violent T-shirts in election history, 
including one with, "If Only Hillary had married O.J. Instead!" Shame.

Goodbye to blaming anything Bill Clinton does on Hillary (even including 
his womanizing like the Kennedy guys - though unlike them, he got reported on)
 I'm voting for Hillary not because she's a woman - but because *I* am.

Yes, they had to break the rules to get Bill in the 90s.
Half the pricks on Capitol Hill are getting some strange, and much of it is kinky.
They couldn't pin anything on Bill - until they went below the belt.

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Subject: the contest 

Bart, for the last 4 years, I have visited a lot of progressive/liberal websites and listened to 
8 hours of AAR daily.  These habits used to help keep me on an even keel, but I have started
to avoid the Hillary hate fests so common on the web these days, and can't even listen to the 
formerly delightful Stephanie Miller and the increasingly unstable Randi Rhodes anymore. 

I don't get Stephanie's show  - we get NOTHING but Nazi hate over the airwaves here.
Randi isn't really unstable, she just can't hide her love for Obama or her hate for Hillary.

Bart, thanks for being there.  You are the first place I go each day on the "internets," 
and some days you are the only place I go because I just do not have the stomach for 
the filth being spewed by people with whom I used to think I had a lot in common.
 Trudi in Michigan (so my vote didn't count anyway)

We are in the midst of Obama hysteria.
A year ago, and Buzzflash were bedrocks of sanity,
but they got caught up in the Obama-mania and I maybe that's very profitable in the short run.

But what will they do if She wins?
Will they spend the next four years attacking their Democratic president?

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Subject: Let's go with the charismatic candidate... we did in 2000.  Nobody liked Gore; everybody wanted to have a beer with W.  
We were all told to go with the guy we liked because nobody wanted to be lectured by the class poindexter.
I wish I was better at history so I could remember how *that* worked out.

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Pigboy Blasts his Front-runner


Rush Limbaugh kept up his relentless criticism of front-runner John McCain on Super Tuesday, 
opening his hate radio program with a blast at McCain's conservative credentials and integrity.

Limbaugh, who pays women for sex between rapes of young boys, accused the McCain camp 
of being "dishonest," "insecure" and "resorting to the same kind of politics as Hillary Clinton."

Funny how both parties hate their front-runner. 

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Subject: Rachel Maddow

Bart, can you believe Rachel Maddow fawning over Obama because he won more states.
It was Pat Buchanan who said, "New York and California are awfully big states."
How bad is Maddow when next to her Pat Buchanan makes more sense?

I like Rachel, but her Obama-love has cost her all objectivity.

BTW, some people have asked - AAR stands for Air America Radio
which is the only non-Fascist radio most of America gets.

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Subject: California 

Bart, never in a million years could I have imagined that our very best chance 
for defeating the Repukes would be slimed by her own party to this degree. 
Good thing she has been through much worse with the champion shitslingers, 
and knows how to handle it and deal with it and override it.

But it's not the same.
I've never been bothered by a Rethug stalker, they have no effect on me.
But when a pillar or subscriber or long-time reader tells you to fuck off,
it has quite a different effect.   They halfway have people convinced that the 
Clintons are racist dogs just like the slime they've been fighting for 30 years.
When your friends turn on you - that hurts. 

That whore Zogby had Barack with a double digit lead in California
and when she won, the news channels all said "We didn't know women 
would come out for her the way they did".............HELLO?!! 

She could be the first female President of this backward country, and 
Nope, they just wanted to try and influence the vote, and ignoring 
female voters is a good place to start.
I am tired, soooo tired, of Obamania.  
It is mob mentality - it is stupid.

Sarah, never believe anything that whore Zogby says.
He pretended Obama was so far ahead to discourage Hillary voters.

"I'm a whore and I'm for sale."

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I hear he's great at stump speeches, and he's at his best 
when he's ab-libbing ironic jokes about our soldiers.

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You're right Bart - dems will do the best they can to screw up this opportunity.  

Obama reminds me of the guy driving the empty ice cream truck down the street
- everyone chases because it "looks" good and thinks it's full of good stuff - but it's empty. sent me their email about supporting Obama.  
I abruptly quit their mailing list.  How can we/Dems be this stupid?

Matt, I've been told that has agreed to support the Democrat in the Fall,
so I don't care who they support now - unless it's all a pack of lies like

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Obamas a dime a dozen...


Obamas are, quite frankly, a dime a dozen in the Democratic party. Everybody knows that 
it could have been Harold Ford. Everybody knows that it could have been Corey Booker. 
Either of them would have electrified black voters equally well and neither of them, from my 
perspective, is an order of magnitude less qualified. 

Check them out:

Charlie Rangel: No comparison
Joycelyn Elders: Ballsier 
Willie Brown: More Powerful
Doug Wilder: Classier, tougher
Harold Ford: More Experienced

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Subject: the truce 

I voted for Hillary and if she loses I will honor the committment.  
I hope the Obama supporters will do the same if he loses 
and not pout and forget to show up in November.

Michelle Obama said she'd have to "think about it."
I'm not sure the Obama-ites are team players.

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Do Americans Really Want an Empire?         
  by Gene Lyons


Almost regardless of who wins the presidential nomination, there's small likelihood of serious 
debate about the most crucial long term foreign policy question facing the American people: 
Do we, or do we not, want to maintain a global empire by force of arms? 
Or, to put it another way, what's in it for us, as individual citizens, for the United States 
to maintain 800 military bases around the world? Does the word "superpower" 
actually mean anything in today's world? 

We wouldn't have enough troops to fight on all these fronts even if Americans had ever 
bought into the imperialist idea, which they never have. Our vaunted nuclear arsenal has 
become the economic equivalent of the Egyptian pyramids: fantastically expensive, but useless. 
Maybe after Bush is gone, we can talk about it. 

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Subject: Kennedys and Obama 

Bart, Big Media NEVER mention that RFK Jr. is backing Hillary. It's verboten.

Anything that doesn't fit into the Saint Barack narrative will not be mentioned, 
at least not until the general election. It's 2004 all over again. 

Kerry couldn't play hardball with the GOP, and we have no idea if Obama can either. 
Why take the gamble? The Republicans will be ruthless and relentless.

I want a candidate who can fight the Republicans and win, ESPECIALLY after 
the election, and who will also have people like Wesley Clark beside her (He is the guy 
who along with Bill Clinton actually WON a war) that is why I will be voting for Hillary.
 Mark in Columbus, Ohio

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Bizarre Bedfellows for Barack


In the words of liberal columnist Jonathan Chait, 'The Right was right about the Clintons.'"...

It will be ironic if in the name of post-partisanship we manage, with the contrivance of both 
Left and Right, to elect Oprah's candidate, a man with a narrowly partisan record who has 
never demonstrated a capacity (rhetoric aside) either to lead or to govern. 

Only Clinton derangement syndrome can explain the alliance of so many otherwise thoughtful 
people of both parties who speak well of the candidacy of a man with scant knowledge of the 
world who has never been tested and has never run anything larger than a senatorial office. 
The question is whether this man - who candidly admits, "I'm not a manager" - can manage the 
vast apparatus of the federal government. Will packaging be enough to deal with our problems?"

Many on the Left have bought into the Mena-Airport, killed-Vince-Foster horseshit.
Maybe Obama will hire Ken Starr - would that make this idiocy sink in?

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Subject: Clintons as "double winners"

Yes, the double winners who gave us NAFTA and granted Most Favored Nation
trading status to China. Two moves that sent millions of American jobs out of the country. 
If Hillary is the nominee, I will support her over whomever gets the Republican nomination. 
But, when are you going to admit that there are legitimate concerns about who the Clintons are loyal to?

You're talking nonsense.
What do you want me to admit?

When are you going to stop acting like the Bush-ites, putting your fingers in your ears and 
screaming "I CAN'T HERE YOU, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!", every time someone voices 
their concerns about Hillary? How does blind loyalty serve ANYONE'S ends? 
How can you see to type with your head so far up Hillary's ass?
 Keith R 

First, go fuck yourself.  Nobody talks to me like that.
Who do you think I am, a senate Democrat?
Second, your problem is you're comparing Bill to perfection.

Name a better president - go ahead, I'll wait.

You see?

You fucking can't - Bill Clinton was the best president since FDR
but you want perfection and apparently, you want a pony, too.

Adults understand reality.
I suggest you give that a try.

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Nice catch, Dude.

Subject: Obama supporters are like Cowboy fans

Bart, my problem with Obama isn't Obama - it's his supporters.   

I have the same problem with God.

People hate teams like the Cowboys and Yankees, but when asked why 
they hate them its not so much the team as it is the fans who are almost 
universally described as obnoxious, self-rightous, annoying, loud.  

This is how the Obama SUPPORTERS appear to me.
They are just too much, give me a break.

He did not part the Red Sea, he gives a nice speech.

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Arianna Gets it All Wrong

Gushing pundits predicted that the Kennedy endorsements would deliver Massachusetts. 
Didn't happen. 
Feverish news reports of Obama momentum led to hints that he was winning New Jersey. 
Didn't happen.

California's returns were supposed to keep us up all night because the "force of nature" 
that is Obama had erased Clinton's lead in the state. Oops, it turned out that Hillary's 
lead was so substantial that the networks called the state for her just after midnight.

The whoring promoted a bit of mea culpa from Tom Brokaw, who has actually been 
a voice of reason as so many of his colleagues have lost their minds for Obama.

"Once again," Brokaw said on MSGOP, "we were wrong." 

Nobody got anything "wrong," they just f-ing lied.
Oh, we're all so shocked that the whore media would lie for Obama.

...and nobody is a bigger whore than John polls-for-sale Zogby.
How does this whore keep his job when he's never right?

Chippy the Chimp is right more than half the time,
so how does Whore Zogby keep getting hired?

If you're always wrong, what good are you?
Besides duping the easily-led, I mean.

I've asked a dozen times, can't get a single reply.

How does it feel to be in bed with the whore media?
They lie and lie and lie and lie, but when they lie about Obama
suddenly you believe every word coming out of their whore mouths.

Why can't I get a single Obama backer to explain
why they suddenly buy everything the whore media feeds them?

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Really - can we expect change from
a man who can't keep his hands off Bush?

Will Kissyface be his running mate?

One of the best poli-toons ever
and I don't even know who did it.

A shot of the good stuff
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Why I'm such a Whore
 by John Zogby


About California: Some of you may have noticed our pre-election polling differed (ha ha)
from the actual results. It appears that we underestimated Hispanic turnout and overestimated 
the importance of younger Hispanic voters. We also overestimated turnout among Black voters. 
Those of you who have been following our work know that we have gotten 13 out of 17 races 
right this year, and so many others over the years. This does happen. 

Every poll I've seen from Zogby this year was dead wrong, but then
I just follow the big contests so maybe Zogby only flubs the big ones.

Also, he hates Hillary.
Every poll he's gotten wrong has involved Hillary.

He gave us his Nancy Grace Guarantee in New Hampster and again in California.
Zogby's not a pollster, he's just a highly paid whore with a falsified resume.

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Subject: Didn't know McCain lived on Wisteria Lane

So is Bree now supporting McCain? 
I thought Gabby was the one married to the politician. 

I'm so confused.
 Pattie O'D

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Follow the Money?

Breaking news: Clinton loaned her campaign $5 million late last month 
to remain competitive financially with the Black John F Kennedy. 

Ask anybody - the Democrats are getting more corporate/lobbyist money than the GOP.

IF Hillary has to loan herself money - where's all that corporate/lobbyist money going?

Randi Rhodes Wednesday, with a cheap shot:
"Where did Hillary get that $5M?  I don't want to know! I don't want to know!"
 implying that she got it from the mob, or Rupert Murdoch, etc.

We've lost Bob Parry, we've lost Donna Brazile, Randi is teetering...
Are Democrats afraid of winning?
We are we self-destructing just as we're about to take over?

I want this war over more than anybody.

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Subject: Donna Brazile

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I saw the Donna Brazile statement also, wanted to go through the TV after her.  
I lost respect for her years ago, so it was no big surprise.
Suzanne the pillar

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