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Tues-Wednesday   March 11-12,  2008  Vol 2125 - Imposed Concept

Quote of the Day

"Karl Rove is 'informally' advising McCain." 
    -- Wake-Up Call,  Link

 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Spitz - Resign or Impeach HOT
Arrow Tucker Carlson Fired 
Arrow Oil near $110 a barrel 
Arrow Hillary's Press Coverage HOT
Arrow Last Realist resigns HOT
Arrow Cancel my Subscription 
Arrow Clicking on Your Phone HOT
Arrow Laura Blames the Wife
Arrow Mischa Barton's beau 


 

 



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Quotes

"You know what, bitches get stuff done. That's why Catholic schools use nuns as teachers.
  And at the end of the school year you hated those bitches but you knew the capital of Vermont."
      --  Tina Fey,  on people calling Hillary a bitch,
 

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GOP: Spitzer, Resign or we Impeach!

 Link

 Excerpt:
The minority leader in New York's state Assembly, James Tedisco, said that he will
introduce articles of impeachment within two days if Spitzer does not resign first.
 

What?  You mean Tedisco didn't announce that Spitzer's impeachment was "off the table?"

That's because the GOP plays hardball while Pelosi and Reid play a decent game of patty cake.

Bush kills 4,000 soldiers and steals hundred of billions of dollars in oil and gets a pass.
Spitzer gets a girlfriend and THAT'S an impeachable offense.

Why is sex always worse than 4,000 dead soldiers?
 


 

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Quotes

"After losing Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island and his mojo, and getting whipsawed around by
  Hillary and his own chuckleheaded coterie of advisers, he will now have to come to grips
  with something he has always skittered away from: You can't be elected president unless
  you prove you're tough...The superdelegates are watching to see if Obama can stiffen his
  backbone. After seeing their candidates lose races they should have won in 2000 and 2004
  because they flinched at Republican political waterboarding, Democrats do not want to
  watch the bully swipe their lollipop a third time."
       -- the Dowd Dragon,   Link
 
 

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Subject: cancel my subscription!!!

Just kidding, Bart.

I would never cancel my subscription to Bartcop.  You're the only blogger who makes sense,
and the only one that is consistent in its views.  Some of the things you say I don't agree with
- so welcome to the human race.  Some of the things you go off on a tangent about, like BC Hotties
or what the latest episode of some lurid TV show really bug me, but not so much that I can't
just ignore them and move on with my life.

Still, ya gotta keep fighting the good fight, old man.
Illegitimi non carborundum, and never let that hammer be idle!
 Jeff in Seattle
 

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Quotes

"If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position.
  And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position.
  He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept."
      -- unspeakable racial horror from Geraldine Ferraro,   Link
 

 She should've known better than to say something like that.
 Didn't she see what they did to Bill when he brought up Jesse Jackson's name?
 

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What's so funny?

We have the option to stop fighting.
Let's remember who the real enemy is.


Last Realist in military resigns


           "War can be a bad thing..."

 Link

 Excerpt:
Adm. William Fallon has resigned as chief of U.S. forces in the Middle East and Central Asia,
citing what he called an "inaccurate perception" that he is at odds with Bush's constant war-mongering.

Fallon, the head of U.S. Central Command, was the subject of a recent Esquire magazine profile
that portrayed him as sane, resisting pressure for military action against Iran, which Bush accuses
of having stolen his oil and hidden it in giant, natural pockets under it's soil.

In a statement written by White House hacks, Fallom said the article's "disrespect for the president"
and "resulting embarrassment" have become a "distraction" so he resigned to magnify that distraction.

"Although I don't believe there have ever been any differences about the objectives of our policy,
the perception that there is makes it difficult for me to effectively serve America's interests there,"
Fallon said, despite nobody having ever heard of him and besides, who reads Esquire Magazine?.
 

Bush is already going down as the worst president ever, why not invade Iran and bring freedom
to the billions of barrels of sweet, light crude that yearn to come to the United States?
 

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Quotes

"In 1992, Bill Clinton said that it was most important that his choice for VP
  be ready to step into his shoes if he fell the first week he was in office.
  So, if I'm not qualified to be president, how am I qualified to be Vice President?"
      -- Obama, making a good point,
 

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Subject: Every time I see...

...an idiot unsubscribing I will make a donation to your page.
What, they're NUTS???

A better idea would be to stop reading the Huffington Post.
 Sarah
 

Sarah, that would get expensive.
I've stopped running those "F you and goodbye" letters.

They left no room for anything else :)
 

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MSGOP Fires Tucker Carlson
 Did they catch him with a young boy?

 Link

 Excerpt:
Today, NBC News said as of next Monday, Karl Rove dancing partner David Gregory
will be replacing anchor Tucker Carlson at 6 P.M. on MSNBC.

How was Mr. Carlson taking the cancellation of Tucker?

On Monday afternoon, the Media Mob caught up briefly with Mr. Carlson.
"I'm not going to whine about it," said Mr. Carlson. "They've been nice to me."

Mr. Carlson said he was "glad" to stay on with MSNBC as a senior whore.
 

So, now that Tucker is rich, he'll only work now & then instead of every day?
Sounds like a promotion to me.
 

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Subject: slamming Obama

Bart, that guy wrote:

> But the way you have cut down, belittled and mocked Obama has turned me
> - and  many other former die hard Bartcoppers - off your site completely.

What site are these people reading?
I can't recall any of this on  Bartcop.com
 Mr Bob
 

Dude, lots of people see it - it must be there.
 

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Oil near $110 a barrel
 Look for $125  real soon

 Link

 Excerpt:
World oil prices continued their record charge Tuesday, rocketing close to 110 dollars
amid Bush's saber rattling and as the US dollar plumbed fresh lows against the euro.

Traders say oil prices have also been propped up because "black gold" is priced in dollars
and buyers and speculators armed with stronger currencies than the US dollar are buying up oil contracts.

"Oil rewrites the record books as the once mighty dollar sinks further into obscurity,"
Phil Flynn, a market analyst at Alaron Trading, said in a briefing note.

"The powerful upsurge in oil prices shows little signs of abating," wrote Barclays Capital analysts.
"With prices now in sight of the 110-dollar mark, how much higher oil prices can go has intensified."
 


      "This is why BIG OIL put me in power."
 

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Subject: A win-win-win solution

Hi Bart,

Did you get my proposal for a Clinton/Obama unity ticket?
I think the Clinton 1-Term/Obama VP solution I proposed is
the best (and perhaps only) formula for victory in November.

The Clinton 1-Term/Obama VP compromise is a Win-Win-Win solution.
I don't think anyone can deny the following points:

1. Hillary at the top of the ticket -- even for one term -- should satisfy
    Clinton supporters (considering point no. 3). Win #1.

2. Obama as VP will assure the Dem nomination in 2012 while still young.
    That and his influence as VP should satisfy Obama supporters
    (considering point no. 3). Win #2.

3. This history-making ticket, from a united Democratic Party, will beat the
    Republicans in November -- which is the reason for the whole process. Win #3.

Both candidates' partisans should remember: both sides have to give-up something
for there to be a compromise. Let's save the partisan daggers for the Republicans.
We'll need them.

Best regards,

Jack Hughes,
evilGOPbastards.com
 

That works for me - think the candidates will go for it?
 

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Voting Hillary skunks Obama in Harlem?

It's almost like a mistake was made.



Question

Why is it not racist for CNN to say,
"Blacks are voting 90/10 for Obama in Mississippi?"

How do they pick-and choose which statements are "racially divisive?"

And am I a racist for asking this question?
 

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Subject: those "stimulus" checks

Bart, I have an idea on the "stimulus rebates".
Let's ALL Write "return to sender" on the envelope.

Think it will catch on? Keep on...
 jim in MA (for now),
 

That's a one-year interest-free loan of money Bush borrowed (for a fee) from the Saudis.
If one doesn't need the loan, might as well not cash the check.
 

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Hillary's Press Coverage

 Link

 Excerpt:
According to the nonpartisan Center for Media and Public Affairs, from December to February,
83 percent of network-news coverage of Obama was positive. For Clinton, it was 53 percent.

So is the press really ganging up on her?
 

No, the numbers are lying because everyone knows the whore press plays fair with the Clintons.

If Center for Media checked the cable whores, the sluts in print and the talk radio Nazis.
that Obama number might get up near 95 percent.

And what if they tracked negative coverage - would Hillary hit 98 percent?
 

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Subject: they read it in Australia

Bart, here's a link on the Clinton-on-The Rush-Limbaugh-Show story.

 Wallace
 

Wallace, long time no hear!
I hope you're doing good,

When I heard that wild Clinton-Rush rumor, I said
"You'd think something like that would've made the news."

Turns out I was right - it didn't make the news because Rush wasn't there.

Thanks for checking in - don't be a stranger.
 

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Subject: Adm. Fallon's resignation....

... is the beginning of the rejiggering of the Army brass so that Gen. Betrayus can run as McCain's VP.
There will be so much death and destruction and TERROR prior to the conventions that the shit we had
in '04 was tame by comparison, because now they have implements to control the angry mobs, and laws
with which to punish them into absolute catatonic submission.  Plus the beginnings of another Depression.

McCain/Betrayus will scare the country into voting for them.

Anyway, that's my take on things...
George P
 

I agree - Petraeus is likely to be McCain's VP.
They'll run on the "We're under attack" banner - and Cheney will set off a bomb.

I wouldn't want to live in New York this summer.
 

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Subject: those darn Clintons...

One of the statements says, "The Clintons will do anything to win".

And I say, "Let's hope so."
 Greg
 

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About the Clicking on Your Phone

 Link

 Excerpt:
The FBI is hell on catching hookers and anti-war grannies and locking them up.

To bad they aren't as gung-ho on the war mongers and crooks in government.
Anyone remember Osama?
 


 

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Subject: slurring Obama

Bart, you have not slurred or made strongly derrogatory remarks about Obama.
People hear/read what they want to hear/read.
 Dave
 

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Karma for Hillary

The little girl in the Clinton campaign's 3 a.m. phone call ad? That footage is from 8 years ago.
The girl is now nearly 18 years old. And she is campaigning for Obama.

Don't worry, though. Surely some Clinton surrogate will find some way
to smear and/or dismiss her opinions as worthless and/or malevolent.
 Rude Pundit
 

I hear The Obama Girl (Youtube) is a Hillary backer.
 

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Subject: 10 years

Hi Bart,

I've been reading and listening to you for 10 yrs. now
and I have never seen you attack a Democrat.
 Joe in Toledo
 

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The Mann Act

It's a BIG CRIME to take a girl across state lines with the intent of having sex?

So it's a felony every time Clooney takes a girl to Vegas?
 

We live in a country where pleasing the Invisible Cloud being is always Number One.
 

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Subject: bartcop mountain

Bart,

Hate to see people taking all this too personal.
I am neither a fan of Hillary or Obama, but forced to choose, I pick Obama.

That being said, I will continue to enjoy Bartcop until
they pry the mouse from my cold dead hand.

I can't quit you Bart.
Peace,
Mike in Ottawa
 

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Dr. Laura blames Spitzer's wife

 Link

 Excerpt:
In a segment called "Why do men cheat?"Dr. Laura argued that Gov. Spitzer
cheated because his wife failed "make him feel like a man":

"When the wife does not focus in on the needs and the feelings - sexually, personally
  - to make him feel like a man, like a success, to make him feel like her hero,
  he's very susceptible to the charm of some other woman."
 

ha ha
Yeah, blame the wife!
Men can't be expected to control themselves - we're dogs!

Damn, I guess Dr. Laura's been reading her Bible again.
But ...if the wife is suppose to submit to the husband, why is Derycheye's last name Schlessinger?

Shouldn't it be Derycheye Emasculate, after his Dad?

Dr Laura - blaming the wife (so she can make Monica Hillary's fault!)
 

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Subject: my regret

Now I have a third voting regret.

I should have just voted for Reagan in '84 instead of a ticket
with somebody as vile and reprehensible as Geraldine Ferraro on it.

Obama supporter
 

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Subject: if Obama wins...

Bart, if Obama wins the nomination, I am confident that you will become
one of his strongest supporters during the general election campaign.
 Don
 

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Quotes

"The critics of the Clintons were largely correct, the Clintons are very flawed.
  It was hard for many of us who hadn't allowed our emotions influence our judgment
  of the Clintons to understand how so many good honest liberals allowed themselves
  to defend the many awful things the did."
      -- typical post at  wehateclintons.com
 

 Personally, I can't think of anything worse than peace and prosperity.
 Thankfully, then Bush came along and reversed the nation's direction.

 Horray, we're living in the post-Clinton era.
 Everything is beautiful now.
 

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Spitzer spent BIG on his hookers
 Way up into the tens of thousands, they say

 Link

 Excerpt:
With pressure mounting on Spitzer to resign over a call-girl scandal, investigators say he was clearly
a repeat customer who spent perhaps as much as $80,000 - with the high-priced hos over time.
 

They say "Kristen" cost $4500 per hour.

For that kind of money, she better have a bottle of 30-year Chinaco Emperador in one hand,
and a bottle of Don Julio Real in the other hand - and she better have brought Shirley to watch.

Air America suggested Spitzer had Kristen take the train to DC because she couldn't get the whips
& handcuffs thru airport security.  Lionel talked to the head rooster at The Nevada Bunny Ranch
who suggested "Powerful men often have a secret desire to be controlled or dominated."
 


"Your safe word is ...Hillary? "
 

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M  barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war

 Link

Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...

Some don't.
x 3,975....3,984

We lost another  9 soldiers since last issue.

We have 3,984 dead soldiers.

Hey guys, we'd like to bring you home,
but your bosses are acting like clowns.


 

Remember...
Exxon makes $108M$128M every day

That's why Bush
raped Iraq and
killed Saddam

How do we know for sure?
Iraq's oil wells have NO METERS!

 $200M-400M a day missing

Where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

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Subject: I Support Obama, and Bartcop!

Hey Bart,
I have been reading your site since before the election was stolen in 2000.
I am an Obama supporter but if Hillary wins I would definitely support her.

I think that Obama supporters turning against you for supporting Hillary is ridiculous.
When I was at my local caucus here in Texas (which Obama  dominated, by the way...)
I talked with some of the Hillary supporters and we all agreed that no matter who wins,
we will support OUR candidate.

I had that conversation across racial and age groups and everyone agreed.
At least at our precinct there is none of this idea that people won't support the winner if it isn't their candidate.
I appreciate your site, stick to what you believe, but get ready for Obama to be the nominee.
 Chris
 

Chris, you support Obama and free speech?
Thanks, wish there were more like you.
 

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