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Tuesday July 29, 2008
Vol 2183 - Future
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Quotes
"Bush 'will be remembered as the most fiscally
irresponsible president in our nation's history.
If they gave out medals for fiscal irresponsibility,
Bush would take the gold, silver and bronze.
With his eight years in office, he will have
had the five highest deficits ever recorded.
And the highest of those deficits is now projected
to come in 2009, as he leaves office."
-- Kent Conrad (D-ND) one of Bush's most loyal Democrats, Link
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Who's doing
real journalism?
by Glenn Greenwald
salon.com
Excerpt:
Beyond the fact that this is further proof that
our Government has engaged in deliberate, systematic
and illegal torture -- is what a closed, secretive
society we've become. Even the memos which the
ACLU obtained -- between four to six years old
-- are heavily redacted, with the vast bulk of the
legal conclusions of our Government simply blacked
out. We just don't live in an open society,
as most of the most consequential actions in
which our Government engages are undertaken
behind an increasingly impenetrable wall of secrecy.
The vast bulk of these memoranda consist of nothing
more than legal arguments as to why the
Bush bastards claimed they had the authority
-- as the ACLU's Jameel Jaffer put it -- 'to permit
interrogators to use barbaric methods that
the U.S. once prosecuted as war crimes.'
There is absolutely no justification whatsoever
for these Memoranda to be concealed from the public.
All they do is set forth the Executive Branch's
purported understanding of the law. How can legal
arguments about the President's alleged authority
possibly be secret?
They're secret because the Democrats and the whore press refuse to ask
about them.
The Democrats are making Bush's crimes legal after-the-fact,
which is illegal in itself.
Simply put, the Democrats are OK with the torture of the non-convicted.
"Complaining
again, Bart?"
"Bart, get off Chuckie's back - He's one of us..."
Yeah, I know - that's the problem...
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McCain
caught telling the truth
Quotes
"The biggest stupid idea was to invade Iraq
in the first place."
-- Condi advisor David Kilcullen,
who called that decision "fucking stupid", Link
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The Donna
Brazile - Karl Rove Connection
I don't like her, I don't trust her
- She's dead to me
Link
Excerpt:
"My office announced a phone call from Air Force
One."
Evidently, Donna Brazile was reminding all the
little people on Capitol Hill that she had friends in high places.
In the summer of 2007, Rove wasn't answering
any subpoenas from Congress, but he didn't mind talking to her.
From Bush's plane, he informed Brazile that he
was leaving Washington D.C..
"Mr. Rove's resignation is not a retirement,"
Brazile reassured readers of the right-of-center newspaper.
"It's just another opportunity for him to create
that lasting Republican majority he envisioned years ago and
to spend his waking days doing what he so enjoys
- beating Democrats in the alleys and gutters.
Just ask Hillary, Mr. Rove's target when he called
in to speak to Rush Limbaugh. He couldn't help it.
Mr. Rove just had to take one last shot before
riding out of town. More to come, Team Clinton."
Brazile's breezy account confirms what many have
long since suspected
- that Rove's claim to be sitting out the 2008
race is hogwash.
I don't like her, I don't trust her - She's
dead to me.
She's a liar and a con artist - and we're
talking about politics, here.
..and when it comes to Obama handing our
plum cabinet positions and big chunks of power,
Donna Brazile scares me more than Zbigniew
Brzezinski.
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Subject: sex claims hit edwards
So where's the f-ing film?
What a load of horseshit!
Mallory
Mallory, you are right to demand proof.
All Democrats hope he's innocent - I hope it's
a lie/mistake,
but if Edwards is innocent, wouldn't he offer
more than a "No comment?"
So far, he's doing that typical surrender-Democrat,
"I won't dignify that with a response."
If it was me, and I was innocent,
I'd offer to sign
over my house
over to anyone who could prove
I was in the damn hotel that night and make
the accusers explain themselves
- it's so f-ing easy - if
you fight back.
That's how
an innocent man would react.
So far, Edwards is quiet as a church mouse.
If Edwards was innocent, and I was on his team,
this would've been over the same day it came
out.
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Quotes
"If Obama becomes president, my taxes will
go up... way up..."
--
Bill O'Reilly, who makes $6M a year, Link
Why is it always the super-rich who compalin
the most about paying taxes?
Rich, white men have it so tough, trying
to make it in today's Amerikkka...
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Subject: Vegas not so bad
Link
Dude, always good to hear from you.
I like the way you write and you always make sense.
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Quotes
"I'm deeply disappointed in John Edwards.
I've had a totally not-gay man-crush on
John Edwards since 2004, so I hate
to see him sink to this level. At least Gary Hart
had the good taste land a hot piece
of ass like Donna Rice. This Rielle Hunter broad
looks like she's been run over by a
car or something. It's just sad."
-- the always chivalrous Chris Matthews, on Edwards being in the news,
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Subject: Del Castillo live in
concert
Bart-I've been waiting for my chance to see the
group in action after your many raves.
I'm just north of Sacramento so a short drive
to the University of Davis (20 miles+)
was sweet for a FREE 1 and a half hour concert!
I walked up to the front and sat on
the grass and watched two guys blow me away with
their lead guitar work!
The brothers were fantastic and their band world-class.
Thanks for the tip!
Larry in Antelope, CA
Del Castillo piles on the passion!
Catch
them Live:
Wed July 30
Los Angeles, CA
Levitee Pavilion at Macarthur Park 7:30pm
Thurs July 31
Phoenix, AZ
The Rythym Room 8:00pm
Tell the guitar players Rick and Mark 'Hey
from Bart!'
Maybe they'll buy you a drink :)
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Quotes
"This morning, as part of his commitment
to monitor his dermatological health,
John McCain visited the Mayo
Clinic in Arizona, for a routine examination.
As a precaution, a biopsy was
ordered of a very small area on McCain's cheek.
This is a routine minor
procedure."
-- --Michael Yardley, spinning like
O'Reilly drunk on Cuervo, Link
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Subject: Fear Spam on Obama's
"Tax Hikes"
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Church Shooter
is a GOP handjob
Jim Adkisson of 'Handjobs for Bush'
Link
Excerpt:
The suspect in a fatal shooting at a Knoxville
church Sunday was motivated by hatred for liberals.
Authorities recovered a four-page letter in which
the suspect, Jim Adkisson, described his feelings
and motives, police said. Adkisson,
58, of Powell, Tennessee, has been charged with one count
of first-degree murder in the shootings at Tennessee
Valley Unitarian Universalist Church.
Authorities discovered a letter from the state
government telling Adkisson he was having his
food stamps reduced or eliminated, police said.
Hey, Dumbass, you shoul;d blame the republicans
for cutting your food stamps.
Libera;s tried to help you when you lost your
job - Bush and Co are the ones who said,
"Screw that old man - I got mine he can get
his own, too."
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Subject: McCain accepts tax increases?
John McCain, addressing the issue of Social Security
angered conservatives Sunday saying
"I don't want tax increases. But that doesn't
mean that anything is off the table."
Just a few days before McCain
seemed to be warming up to Obama's timetable of
getting out of Iraq in 16 months. At this rate
he might eventually figure out that America
isn't going to get off of oil by drilling for
more oil.
After 8 years of having a president that gets
it wrong we can no longer afford the luxury
of having a president who has an adverse relationship
with reality. We need someone who
is the first to get it right - not the last.
John McCain isn't even changing as fast as Bush
is and the last thing
America needs is the same old same old all over
again.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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Traitor
Novak has Brain tumor
Evil doesn't die - It'll be non-cancerous
Link
Excerpt:
Robert Novak has been diagnosed with a brain
tumor but says that, "God willing,"
he plans to be back at work soon.
Novak said he was diagnosed Sunday and will soon
begin treatment in Boston.
Novak, 77, struck a pedestrian last Wednesday
while driving in Washington, D.C.
The man suffered minor injuries, according to
the whore AP. Novak was issued a $50 citation.
Asked whether the accident might have been linked
to the Prince of Darkness's condition,
Novak's reporter, Charlie Spiering, said today,
"It's really too early to tell."
Good luck, Bob.
I'm sure you'll be back to exposing covert CIA agents real soon.
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Subject: Church shooting/killing
liberals
While the right-wing will publicly run from this
guy and claim he's "crazy," (and privately think
he's a hero and martyr) I'll offer you an early
wager: he'll be adjudged sane for trial, mainly
because he was and IS sane. He was, as
the saying goes, "only following orders."
The real lesson from Knoxville is that this is
natural outgrowth of over 2000 hours of right-wing
hateradio every day in Amerikkka. This
is what comes of the SavageWeiner screaming that
liberals are "vermin" and have "a mental disorder,"
of O'Reilly pontificating about the "far left,"
and the HannityJob bloviating over "conservative
family values."
Dr. Dobson needs to take ownership of this tragedy.
And Pat Robertson.
And Pastor Hagee. And Rod Parsley. They
created this misery.
They did it intentionally, deliberately and with
malice aforethought.
When was the last time you heard of an atheist
going on a shooting spree?
Bob
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"All liberals
should be killed"
O'Reilly, Savage, Hannity on shooter's reading list
Link
Excerpt:
Police found right-wing political books and weapons
in the home of the handjob
who shot up a church to kill liberals "who are
ruining the country," court records show.
Inside the house, officers found "Liberalism is
a Mental Health Disorder" by Michael Savage,
"Let Freedom Ring" by Hannity, and "The O'Reilly
Factor," by Bill O'Reilly.
The shotgun-wielding suspect in Sunday's mass
shooting was motivated by a hatred of
"the liberal movement," and he planned to shoot
until police shot him.
Savage, Hannity and O'Reilly aren't serious about
the shit they spew.
It's just a mega-paycheck for them, but the extra-stupid
Republicans don't know that.
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Okie Church
Cancels Teen Gun Giveaway
What goes together better than Jesus and assault rifles?
Link
Excerpt:
An Oklahoma church canceled a controversial gun
giveaway for teenagers
at a weekend youth conference.
Windsor Hills Baptist had planned to give away
a
semiautomatic
assault
rifle until one of the event's organizers was unable
to attend.
The church's youth pastor, Bob Ross, said it's
a way of trying to encourage
young people to attend the event.
What is this - Columbine training?
Hey Bob - offer them free
marijuana and they'll atend, too.
The only difference is no teenagers will die from the marijuana.
...and this is one reason why I'm the smartest man in Oklahoma.
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Subject: Edwards getting caught
Bush and his wife were divorcing on the cover
of the National Enquirer
only a few months ago. You forgot to run that
one.
No photos, no videos and this from a "team of
National Enquirer reporters"
who all, apparently, forgot their cameras.
What were they...members of congress?
Duped.
-Mize
Mize, there's a chance you're right but it looks like John Edwards
will
have to go under oath and tell his side of what happened.
Tabloids usualy don't file charges if the celebrity wasn't even there.
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Bush OKs
execution of Army Private
Nobody is as eager to kill as our Giggling Murderer
Link
Excerpt:
Bush on Monday approved the execution of an Army
private, the first time in over a half-century
that a president has affirmed a death sentence
for a member of the U.S. military.
Who was the last soldier - Private
Eddie Slovik? For desertion during wartime?
Mr President - should wartime deserters be shot
for treason?
With his signature from the Oval Office, Bush
said yes to the military's request to execute Ron Gray,
the White House confirmed. Gray had had been
convicted in connection with a spree of four murders
and eight rapes in the Fayetteville, N.C., area
in the late 1980s while stationed at Fort Bragg.
"While approving a sentence of death for a member
of our armed services is a serious and difficult
decision for a commander in chief, the president
believes the facts of this case leave no doubt that
the sentence is just and warranted," White House
press secretary Dana Purina said.
In the military courts, "Private Gray was convicted
of committing brutal crimes, including two murders,
an attempted murder and three rapes. The victims
included a civilian and two members of the Army. ...
The president's thoughts and prayers are with
the victims of these heinous crimes and their families
and all others affected."
I bet Bush films the execution so he can "enjoy it" again and again.
They say he's bored with masturbating to the Saddam hanging video.
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Link
I'm thinking, "The Oklahoma Handjobs" or maybe "The
Knuckledraggers."
Got any other suggestions?
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How did she do it with a
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Subject: Each time I'm at the
pump...
I say very loudly at the end of my fill ups: 'Thanks,
Dick Cheney'
and if there's any Republicans at the gas station
they ain't admitting it..
RDS
RDS, more people should do that.
Those bastards are getting super-richer gouging
American families every day.
If we don't complain (and vote the bastards out)
they'll keep doing it.
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Subject: I'm fed up
Am I fed up? Yeah....fed up with all the
bullshit and chickenshit crap happening in the US...
Sick of fascism, sick of the criminality of our
so-called 'leaders'......sick of it all.
Your website gives voice to my frustration.
And a good laugh when it's sorely needed.
Thanks for all you do.
I read your site yesterday and must say that I
found the argument for the reason for our
national apathy quite reasonable. We should
be marching on the White House with pitchforks
and torches...yet here we all sit on our collective
fat asses...doing nothing.
Sounds like a drugged citizenry to me....drugged
and apathetic.
Anywhoo.....we may not always see things through
the same lenses, but you come pretty
darn close to expressing all of my pent up rage....so
I'll stick with you in these crazy times.
Cheers and hammer on!
Teri
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Journey
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We didn't realize this was a kid's movie until it was too late.
Mrs Bart says it was pretty faithful to the Jules Verne story,
but I was struck by how bad an actor Brandon Fraser is.
I've never seen him act before - and he's gotta be the worst
of any famous actor making real money in Hollywood.
As bad acting goes, he's right up there with Harrison Ford, who I kinda
like,
but the poor bastard is just in the wrong line of work. He can't act
- not at all.
Over the years, I've given Tom Cruise a bad time about being a bad actor,
and he deserves it, but Cruise can out-act Fraser and Ford in
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade,
their 2004
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008
Halliburton upgrade
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $140 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $840,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
but now...
4,125
brave men and women are gone.
4,125
families have been destroyed
because Bush got greedy and McCain
wants to stay another 100 years?
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
That's almost
1B dollars that
goes missing
every day!
Where's that money going?
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Bart, here's something for the cost of ammo.
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