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 Friday   August 1, 2008  Vol 2186 - Corrupt Bastards

by Bruce Yurgil

Quote of the Day

"The Democrats operate like they're 
  dealing with the party of Ike when 
  they're really dealing with the party 
  of Vito Corleone." 
       -- BDBlue,    Link

 We need a wartime consigliere.
 Instead we have Harry "I'm sorry" Reid
 and Nancy "Off the table" Pelosi.

 We don't want to win.
 We'd rather be victims than win.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow McCain's oil drilling hoax 
Arrow How the GOP Lies HOT
Arrow McCain's Low Road Express HOT
Arrow Wal Mart issues warning 
Arrow The Corrupt Bastards Club 
Arrow Bartcop Crossword Puzzle HOT
Arrow Keira Knightley's bust 




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"McSame's promise to run an honorable campaign is holding up 
  about as well as his wedding vows to his first wife..."
       -- Blue Texan,    Link

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McCain's oil drilling hoax
 by Joe Conason


Forced to cancel a visit to an oil platform off the Mississippi coast recently because of bad weather
- and the untimely leaking of hundreds of thousands of gallons of oil from a damaged barge in the area
- John McCain finally got his photo op at a California derrick on July 28. Speaking at the Bakersfield site, 
he delivered extraordinarily good news as he explained why we must drill offshore.

McCain, basing his remarks on briefings he received from "the oil producers," said: 'There are some 
instances (that) within a matter of months they could be getting additional oil. In some cases, it would be 
a matter of a year. In some cases it could take longer than that, depending on the location and whether 
you use existing rigs or you have to install new rigs, but there's abundant resources in the view of the 
people who are in the business that could be exploited within a period of months.'"

They keep saying, "Gas will be cheaper if you let us ruin America's most pristine wilderness areas,"
but if we give in, they'll just raise the price to $6 a gallon and say, "We don't have a magic wand."

I say fuck the greedy oil bastards.
They already make $1600 in profits per minute and they want more.

We should call their bluff.

We should tell BIG OIL they can have ANWAR and off-shore both
if they guarantee us all the $2 gas we can guzzle by Christmas.

If they can't meet that goal, we nationalize the oil companies.
I'll bet gasoline would drop to $1.25 a gallon inside of 90 days.

They'll say, "Nationalizing the oil business would be socialism,"
but aren't we already drinking socialized water?

Aren't we policed by socialized cops?

Isn't socialized natural gas heating your home?

Isn't socialized electricity powering your home? 

Isn't socialized mail what delivers letters from Grandma?
The list is endless.

We can't allow the oil bastards to bankrupt 
what's left of our once-great country.

The crooked oil bastards will gouge us until somebody stops them.
They don't want unlimted money and power - they want it all.


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"Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, where was Lindsay Lohan, for heaven's sake?" 
    -- Pat Buchanan, on McCain's nasty ad that backfired,    Link

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Subject: The FOX Street Journal HOT


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How the GOP gets away with Lying
 Lazy-ass reporters and on-the-payroll reporters


It's called "The Hannity Strategy."
Hannity employs a slick strategy of repeating canards very quickly over and over, day in and day out,
which aren't challenged by his TV co-host Alan Colmes or by any of his radio listeners.

Alan Colmes is a patsy, put there for Hannity to pummel every night on every point.

By relentlessly repeating falsehoods day after day, it becomes embedded in the media.
There is truth in this. In 2004, the Bush campaign ran an ad and daily repeated that Kerry
was a flip flopper, running a Kerry clip with the Democratic candidate saying he voted for
an $87 billion military appropriation before he voted against it. It sounded bad when ripped
out of context. Kerry voted for it in committee, and then voted against in on a floor vote
when the bill included giveaways to Halliburton he didn't support.

If Kerry had half a brain or half a sac, (Should I bother to finish?)  he could've said,
"It's not possible to vote for and against the same bill.  I voted for the good bill,
but when they changed the bill to give more unearned billions to Cheney's Halli-thieves,
I had no choice but to vote against their bait-and-switch."

But Kerry couldn't muster up the 64 IQ points necessary to construct that sentence.

And the magic of it is, each time they called him "flip-flopper" he'd get to repeat the story
of how Cheney's Halli-thieves werestealing military funds from our fighting men,
 but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.  Kerry couldn't figure that out.

I wonder why?
Why did Kerry refuse to fight when his country and the world needed him to step up?

The distortion took on a life of its own, parroted by mainstream media including
Chris Matthews, and even the Tom Brokaw and the late Tim Russert.

Matthews, Brokaw and Russert are/were liarswho sold their souls for more millions.
That two of them still have TV jobs tells you how "honest" America's whore media really is.

It is a case study in how effective advertising can work
when it is done relentlessly and consistently even if its untrue.

No, that's a case study of lies taking root when Democrats don't bother toreply to them
- so ignorant voters think "Where there's smoke there's probably some fire."

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McCain's Low Road Express
 Remember when he promised to run a decent campaign?


Well, that certainly didn't take long. 

On July 3, news reports said McCain, worried that he might lose the election before it truly started, 
opened his doors to disciples of Karl Rove.   Less than a month later, the results are on full display. 
The candidate who started out talking about high-minded, civil debate has wholeheartedly adopted 
Rove's low-minded and uncivil playbook.

In recent weeks, McCain has been waving the flag of fear (Obama wants to "lose" in Iraq), and issuing 
attacks that are sophomoric (Obama is a socialist) and false (Obama turned his back on wounded soldiers).

McCain used to pride himself on being above this ugly brand of politics, but he clearly tossed his pride
aside when he put day-to-day management of his campaign in the hands of one acolyte of Mr. Rove and 
gave top positions to two others. The résumés of the new team's members included stints in Bush's 
White House and in his 2004 re-election campaign, one of the most negative and divisive in memory.

McCain can't win on the issues so he's trying to destroy the Democrat.

I wonder why the NYWhore Times isn't helping McCain more,
like they helped Bush cover up crimes for the last nine years?

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Subject: That's the spirit, Bart

Bart -

Your site is starting to take on a much better tone towards our guy Barry...I'm glad.

Tyler, there was no change in tone.
When Obama votes to take away our rights, I'm going to scream.
When he slaps McCain for lying, I'll say, "Attaboy, Obama - Go get them!"

Obama is having a good week, so I mentioned it.

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"For what seems like the hundredth time, 
  it's not necessarily the crime, it's the cover-up."
     -- CBS's Andrew Cohen,  on Ted Stevens' indictment for covering up his crimes,     Link

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 Subject: I'll bet $1,000

Bart, ask Dr. Charles, who wrote in to say, "Obama will not win," 
to say what kind of odds he is willing to give. 

I've got $1,000 that says he's wrong. 
Think I'm kidding? 
Try me.
 Wes in Las Cruces

Wes, I like your style.
 People who are willing to wager must be taken
 more seriously than someone unwilling to wager.

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 Subject: Bart, old buddy... 

Bart, old buddy, I love 'ya but I have to call bullshit on your statements 
about Obama's Berlin pop-star extravaganza. I've e-mailed you about this before, 
but let's see of it registers this time.

The Obama campaign lured the 200,000 + people there by offering a free rock concert 
(with 2 of Germany's top bands on the bill), free Brats and Pizza, free beer and Koresh 
knows what else. Then they make it look like all of these people showed up ONLY to 
see Obama, and of course our whore press doesn't report why the people are really there. 

The Obama campaign pulled this same type of stunt all over the States during the primaries.
That's dishonest.

Bart. Hell, I'd go see Britney Spears for free if they offered free Brats, Pizza and Beer, 
and I hate the woman. 

Bartcop is still the best though.
 Gary in NY 

Gary, if it's that easy, why doesn't McCain do it? 
If all he's gotta do is write a check - what's stopping him?

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Wal Mart warns of Demo Victoy
 They'd hate to see the will of the people fulfilled


Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors around the country 
to warn that if Democrats win power in November, they'll likely change federal law to make it easier 
for workers to unionize companies -- including Wal-Mart.

In recent weeks, thousands of Wal-Mart store managers and department heads have been summoned
to mandatory meetings at which the retailer stresses the downside for workers if stores were to be unionized.

Wal Mart pays their workers slightly more than a Chinese prison.
If unions are allowed to tamper with their success,
you might have to pay $5 for that blouse instead of $4.50.

Can't have that.

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"Before it's over, Obama and the Democrats are going to be telling us 
  when to poop when not to poop based on environmental damage."
      -- Rush the vulgar Pigboy, who's been pooping on the dinner table for decades

 Yeah, Rush - we all wish you'd quit doing that.

 Why does the GOP like to poop where they eat?

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Subject:  RE: Barney Frank & legal pot

Hi Bart,

I think maybe you're forgetting that a "corner store" will have to sell to more than 
just one person, hence maybe the 100 gram limit will protect "mom and pop", too?

Best wishes,

Don, why would I asssume a corner store would only sell to one person?
Who believes stores exist for one customer only?
Did you intend to say something entirely different?

I think that 100 gram limit is going to "protect" us from having legal pot.

Why do they always screw up the easiest things in the world?
Why don't they call people with an IQ of 64 and f-ing learn something?

Who told Barney Frank a fella needs 100 grams to get high?
Christ, an ounce is only 28 grams - who needs that much dope at one time?

Do you buy ten cases of beer when you go to the store?
No, nobody does that unless maybe you live 100 miles from town.

Once again, Democrats have no desire to win.
They can't do anything without fucking it up.

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There are more slaves today
than ever before in human history

The 'Corrupt Bastards Club'


A review of major developments in the investigation of links between Alaskan lawmakers 
and the oil-field services company Veco:

March 2006: An opinion article printed in Alaska's largest newspapers highlights 12 lawmakers 
who collectively received more than $150,000 in political contributions from Veco. 
Lawmakers reportedly mock it by calling themselves the "Corrupt Bastards Club."

In September 2006, FBI agents raid the offices of six state legislators. Agents were searching 
for possible connections between the lawmakers and Veco, and items named in the warrants 
included garments that said "CBC," "Corrupt Bastards Club" or "Corrupt Bastards Caucus." 

Also searched the office of Sen. Ben Stevens, the son of the "Bridge to Nowhere" Ted Stevens.

Maybe father and son could get adjoining prison cells?

Prediction: That "Corrupt Bastards Club" mocking will go down GREAT with the jury.

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Church exorcism protected by First Amendment 


Texas Supreme Court rules that it's perfectly acceptable to pin an underage girl to 
the ground and beat the crap out of her as long as you're doing it for religious reasons!

America has become a laughingstock around the globe.
We've become a nation of supersititous weenies who worship the forces of Darkness.

Unde Fuhrer Bush, we have forsaken science, facts and logic for religious insanity.
We've gone back decades in sophistication - we're more stupid than our parents were.

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"I figured out why Pelosi's book is not selling - the economy 
  is so bad people can't afford the $16.99 the book costs."
      -- Rush, trashing Bush's economy - I wonder why? 

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M  barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2004 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of oil per day.
Since oil sells for $140 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $840,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

but now...
4,125 brave men and women are gone.

4,125 families have been destroyed
by self-serving Republican greedy.
Let's try something else in November.

Why are we there?
Because Iraq's oil wells have NO METERS!

That's almost 1B dollars that
goes missing every day!

Where's that money going?

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