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Thursday August 29, 2008 Vol 2199 - Home Run night?
by Bruce Yurgil  Quote of the Day "The Clintons are a mob and so is Obama..."
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Quotes
"Hillary's come further than any loser's gone."
-- Judas Maximus, who puts the "W" in "whore,"
after her speech
"I'm a
Judas-whore ingrate"
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Democrats
Hillary Nominates
Obama
It was a classsy and courageous move, but is she getting any good press
from it?
It was also historic, for the almost winner to niominate the winner.
If you missed it, Hillary made a surprise appearance when the nomination
roll call
got to New York and she grabnbed the microphone and said, "Why
bother with this?
We know who's Da Man - it' s Barack Obama.
Let's get this party started - Woo Hoo!"
Is the war finally over?
(Of course not - they'll keep attacking Hillary
until the day she dies - and then until the end of times)
I'll feel a lot better if Obama shakes the house tonight.
He good score big and get big results - or he could screw this up.
I'm not looking for him to attack McCain, but a mention of the dismal,
expensive and bloody Bush-McCain record might be nice.
I hope he delivers a great speech with some weight in it because those
super-old,
mean-nothing tired cliches seem to have worn out their welcome - don't
you agree?
He's no longer talking to wide-eyed students in their first campaign
ever.
Note: That doesn't mean I hate him - I just want him to say
something.
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Thanks to El Diablo
Quotes
"It makes me think about all the suffering,
all the pain, all the hurt, so many people
who gave all they had. This is a down
payment on the dream of Martin Luther King."
-- Rep John
Jewis, Black civil rights hero from Georgia, at the convention, Link
I cringed when I heard that.
I have no problem with it, but white America already has a problem
with Obama.
Telling people his nomination/election is a down payment on
MLK's dream might
wonder how many payments are left and how much those payments
are.
Suggestion to the Black community:
Any talk about "changes coming once Obama gets in the White House"
might be
better left in Black barber shops and out of whitey's ears until
he takes that oath.
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Subject: Jay Leno
Bart,
I saw Jay Leno do a stand up routine at The Comedy
Store in Los Angeles in 1982 or so
and it was one of the funniest bits I'd ever
heard. My how far he has fallen.
I was flipping by his show last night and he was
doing a video clip that showed Bill Clinton
mouthing "I love you" to Hillary during her speech
and then cut over to some pretty girl
he was suppose to be saying it to. WTF??!!
In addition to having the most over-paid fkn writers
on the planet, he has got to be right up there
as one of the most self-loathing, corporate sell-out
pieces of shit in Hollywood these days.
Didn't he "retire" like 10 years ago?!
Jay Leno thy name is WHORE!
JC
Jay Leno is the laziest millionaire comedian in America.
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Targeted by Bush bastards
Excerpt:
Freshly released from prison, former Ohio Republican
Rep. Bob Ney is ripping into the Bush bastards
saying they were behind his prosecution.
Ney told Thom Hartmann, "I made the bullets, I
gave them the bullets," Ney says of his prosecution
for bribery, but goes on to suggest that his
willingness to challenge the administration's head-in-the sand
approach to Iran made him a target.
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Whore CNN
While covering the conventions, why does CNN keep showing the people in turbans?
Either there are thousands of people in Denver wearing turbans
or CNN wants moronic white people to think Obama is a Muslim.
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Subject: angry with you
Bart, you wrote
> I have no idea how you convince people that you're not a radical Muslim.
> Didn't Obama bring this on himself by chosing
to go by "Barack?"
> They say he was "Barry" most of his life,
but then later chose to be "Barack."
Is this quote from Sean Hannity? No Bartcop!!!!
"They say" . . . "most of his life" . . . "chose to be 'Barack'"
How dare he choose to go by the name his mother
gave him.
He might as well be muslim!
David
David, what in the world did you intend to say?
*I* don't care what his name is - he's got my vote, but the stupidist
and most
racist voters among us us tell pollsters that they don't know if he
shares "our values."
It's possible he could lose this election because of his name,
and you call me Hannity because I mention that fact?
For the 1,500th time, we're arguing about different things.
You're arguing about the way things ought to be and I, like
always,
am arguing about the concrete facts staring us in the face.
Stupid white people don't trust people with funny names who don't look
like them.
How does recognizing that fact make me Hannity?
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Democrats
may be learning to fight dirty
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
Something unusual happened during the run-up
to the Democratic convention :
A presidential candidate was subjected to a highly
prejudicial, not particularly honest
personal attack, and for once the victim was
a Republican.
Interestingly, the political press jumped on it,
happily trashing John Mc-Cain for two clueless
remarks he never actually made. Are Democrats
finally learning to fight dirty ? Should the rest
of us feel good about it ?
Meanwhile, the McCain campaign is running TV commercials
mocking Obama for
not asking Hillary Clinton to be his running
mate - a job she surely didn't want.
Because Republicans, of course, admire Hillary
so
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Convention Update
"I can't describe to you the electricty on
the floor of the convention when Hillary stood
with her New York delegation and put
all of her delegates to Senator Obama by acclaimation.
How tryly awesone. The pandamonium
in the building is astounding.
Everyone here is excited about the Democratic
Party uniting together and supporting
our nominee Barack Obama
---
As we were leaving the convention floor,
Donna Brazille was busting through the crowd
and she was so absolutely RUDE barking
at people to move out of her way like she was
a god or something.
I have some great pictures - I promise
to send when I can.
I rode the elevator with Madeline Albright
today. Awesome. *SHE* was nice.
Great brooch she had on too.
---
Big Dog just hit 1000 home runs.
The crowd was electrified until Kerry got up there.
Everyone is talking and people aren't
even listening to him.
---
I find it ironic that they gave us signs
that say 'Securing America's Future'
to hold up during Kerry's speech. He
didn't fight to secure our future in '04
when he failed to fight with money still
left in his coffers.
More to come....
Joann
Donna Brazile - she's dead to me.
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Quotes
"Look, I owe the American people an apology.
If I had beaten the old Bush bastard
you'd of never heard of the young Bush
bastard America wouldn't be in this mess.
So it's all my fault and I feel that
very, very strongly."
-- Michael Dukakis, (D-Lost in 1988) feeling indirectly responsible,
Link
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Subject: McCain's character
Hey Bart!
During and after the Bush bastards attacked his
wife and children in 2000,
McCain refused to defend his family, and then
embraced Bush.
After his wife waited for him for 5 years, he divorced her.
McCain won't even stand by his own family; he
sure as hell
won't stand by American families that he doesn't
know.
E.L.
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Bill Maher Returns to HBO Friday
Bill Maher hosts more all-new episodes of Real
Time with Bill Maher.
With Maher, no subject or candidate is taboo
or trivial - and in this superheated election year,
the new editions are sure to sizzle with topicality,
controversy, and outrageous humor.
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Subject: November
Bart: I have heard republicans saying that they
don't like John McCain.
They say he is too liberal or too soft BUT they
are still going to vote for him in November.
However, I hear Democrats saying, F@@k Oboma,
we want Hillary
and if we can't have Hillary, we are voting for
McCain
Bart, for 3 years, you have been saying that you
are going to vote Democrat this year and so am I.
Voting for McCain is a vote for 4 more years
of Bush.
I challenge any Democrat who plans to vote for
McCain
to show how their vote will benefit this country.
There is no way that my vote will go for another
4 years of Bunny Pants's crap.
Even if Oboma is another Jimmy Carter (which
wouldn't be that bad) it is still better
than another 4 years of war, $4 per gallon gas
and the trashing of my beloved constitution.
Keep swinging that hammer until they hall you
off to Gitmo,
I'll be right behind you, buddy!--
Otto
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Subject: Getting started
Dear Bartcop,
I have been a reader for years, and I was
wondering if you could help me out.
I have a basic question about website donation
stuff, does it work?
ha ha
If your name is Kos, it works better than gravity.
For everyone else, it's a struggle.
The reason I'm asking is because I have recently
started a music/pop culture website.
I was wondering if people balk at the site of
it or if it's considered ok.
If I had a nickel, I'd donate some to you for
all of your good work.
Thanks,
Greg
It just dawned on me you might have been asking "Does
PayPal work?"
If so, the answer is yes. Not everybody likes it, and some people f-ing
hate it,
but I'd still be at the car lot if it wasn't for PayPal so they've
got my vote :)
Also, you didn't say what your site would be selling or renting.
Somehow, you've got to give people what they want AND it has to
be something they can't get better or cheaper somewhere else.
I went the first five years refusing donations. That changed the day
the
whore Supreme Court installed Governor Bush over the wishes of the
voters
I signed up with PayPal and asked people to donate. A reader came up
with the idea
of subscription donations and two years later I had enough subscribers
to consider the
possibility of quitting my job and depending on the kindness of strangers
to survive.
That worked great - untill Kerry quit on us in 2004.
I lost maybe 1/3 of my subscribers, most people saying,
"After Kerry, I'm just going to drop out of
politics for a while."
Since then, things have been tough. All thru 2005, 2006 and 2007 I looked
forward
to 2008 because I figured the hot election would bring those Kerry
people back.
Then the civil war hit and I failed to notice how terribly racist the
Clintons were
until it was too late so now I wash dishes at Denny's 3 nights a week.
Just kidding, but 2008 has been a horrific year to try to raise money
on the Internet,
...unless your name is Kos. He makes more in one day than I paid
taxes on last year.
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Quotes
"Lyndon B. Johnson would be one hundred years
old today. No elected official did more
to make sure that African-Americans
had a real right to vote; he pushed the Civil Rights
Act and the Voting Rights Act through
Congress - and he recognized that his dedication to
civil rights would cost the Democratic
Party greatly, especially in the South. But it was LBJ
who was the legislative architect of
civil rights...
-- Jeffery Toobin, hurling
vicious racial slurs at my man Obama, Link
They say Ted Kennedy decided to endorse Obama and punish Hillary
after she said what Jeffery Toobin just said.
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Subject: I'm going to sew
you, Bart
Link.
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Quotes
"There may be critics -- for Clinton, there
always are -- but she hit all her targets Tuesday night,
even working in a joke about her pantsuits...So
was it enough, either to win over stubborn
Obama-skeptics in her fan base, or
to stop the media from saying she isn't doing enough to try?
Nothing will be enough to do all that,
but it was a start."
-- Joan Walsh, Link
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Subject: Praising McCain
The dems need to stop prefacing old man McCain's
name with "my good friend"
and tell us about his dubiously honorable service
to our country before they tear into him.
McCain is a blood sucking vampire who needs to
be defeated in November.
Who tells the vampire what a good friend he is
before the stake gets pounded home?
Joe in Maui
Democrats do - they can't help themselves.
I agree, every word about McCain is prefaced with praise for him, his
service, his decency,
what a great man he is etc etc and when the tables are turned, every
word about Obama
will be what slimeball Muslim scumbag terrorists he and Michelle are.
Why can't Democrats learn?
Why do they make the same mistakes every year?
Why do they fall into the same traps every year?
You watch - I'll bet Obama agrees to those fucked-up debate rules where
the candidates
can't ask each other questions. Since the whore press won't ask any
questions that count,
if Obama doesn't ask them, they won't get asked.
Suggestions for Obama's questions to McCain:
"Senator, why did America invade Iraq?"
"Senator, why are there no meters on Iraq's oil pumps?
"Senator, what's it like to be so rich you
cam't count all your houses
and can you tell me what a gallon of
milk costs right now?"
Got more questions for McCain?
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Humorous & Political T-Shirts
Bill and
Hillary, at last, leave the stage
The whore press has wanted to print that for 17 years
Excerpt:
The Clintons have left the building. Finally.
Bill Clinton did his bit for Barack Obama at the
DemoCon 2008, just as Hillary had done
her bit the night before. And now, at long last,
they are getting off the stage so Obama can get on.
It is not a moment too soon.
The whore press, having succeeded in turning Blacks
and Democrats against their biggest winners,
can now rejoice and celebrate with their right-wing
master owners because they only have to get
past one more person, the "coke-snorting, gay
Muslim who wants to surrender America to al Qaeda."
Let's hope I'm wrong.
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Subject: that McCain bastard
I would rather my President be a celebrity than a pariah.
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I hope in a few hours I'm saying
"Obama's speech blew both Clintons away."
Subject: your last page
Bart,
Your last page is fantastic. Nice job.
Dave in Illinois
I got a record amount of angry complaints yesterday.
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Subject: where is the old Bartcop?
Bart, you wrote:
> "Didn't Obama bring this on himself by choosing
to go by "Barack?"
> They say he was "Barry" most of his life,
but then later chose to be "Barack."
Yep, he made people consider himself a radical
Muslim by choosing to go by his real name.
What a fuck up! Christ, you are a bitter
old man who can't stand to lose.
Ghord
If I never wrote a thing, Obama's name, and the way moronic
white people react to it, would still be a factor in this election.
How can I catch so much hell for stating a fact?
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade,
their 2004
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008
Halliburton upgrade
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $140 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $840,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
but now...
4,147
brave men and women are gone.
4,147
families have been destroyed
by the oil greed of the Bush bastards.
Let's try something new in November.
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
That's almost
1B dollars that
goes missing
every day!
Where's that money going?
Subject: Donation
Gee whiz, another all negative Obama bartcop page... how surprising!
And another bitch and moan about how we progressives
want you to say
"Obama is God" or else. What BS, bart;
classic straw man argument.
No donation for you this month,
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