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Friday  Nov 21,  2008   Vol 2250 - Stormtrooper In Stilettos 

Quote of the Day

"Malia and Sasha made their first visit to 
   the White House. The girls were excited 
   to see where they'll be living, and Bush was 
   excited to finally have somebody to play 
   hide-and-seek with."
       -- Conan

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow GOP - Ship of fools 
Arrow O's kids & the Bush Twins HOT
Arrow Religion around the world HOT
Arrow Why did Bush invade Iraq? 
Arrow Kissyface "Made Man" 
Arrow Atheistic Asshats HOT
Arrow Obama's Gun Questions
Arrow Amanda Bynes is single 


"There have been many times I've regretted it. When I look at those pictures of people
  who have been killed in Iraq, I think, 'Maybe there wouldn't have been a war if I hadn't
  gone to Miami-Dade. Maybe there hadn't have been, in my view, an unjustified war if
  Bush hadn't become president.' It's very disturbing to me."
      -- Roger (Want to screw my wife?) Stone, GOP spokesman,    Link

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GOP - Ship of fools
 as seen in The Economist


Another reason is the degeneracy of the conservative intelligentsia itself, a modern-day version of
the 1970s liberals it arose to do battle with: trapped in an ideological cocoon, defined by its outer fringes,
ruled by dynasties and incapable of adjusting to a changed world. The movement has little to say about
today’s pressing problems, such as global warming and the debacle in Iraq, and expends too much of
its energy on xenophobia, homophobia and opposing stem-cell research.

In other words, the win again, the GOP has to give up the hate.
But hate is all they've had since Reagan - how can they re-tool?

Hate is their glue - without hate, they're just non-Democrats.

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Obama's kids Hanging with Bush Twins


Barbara and Jenna Bush showed off their White House rooms to Obama's daughters Tuesday
as Michelle Obama brought her kids and mom here to check out schools and their living quarters.

The White House visit lasted about an hour, according to Sally McDonough, a spokesman for Pickles.

Was this a good idea?

Rueters says that Malia and Sacha now know the difference between Reposado and Anejo.

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 Subject: 7, 552

7,552.29 - That's what the Dow closed at.
Wasn't it breaking through 14,000 a while ago?

Seems to me that if you owned $100k worth of stock, you'd only own $55k now.
Like a mountain, it takes a while to climb, but not long to plummet.

Sucks to be facing retirement with all your money in stocks.
Unless, of course, you happened to have a big bank account (thanks to tax cuts for the rich).
In that case, it'd be time to go shopping - for stocks.

Although, check this out -
Halliburton traded at $55.38 in the last year, now you can get it for $13.

Yahoo at $9, anyone?
- Tab

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World Leaders hate Bush Too


"So now we're looking at Bill Clinton's senior adviser as chief of staff; his wife as secretary of state;
  his acting attorney general as AG; his impeachment lawyer, Greg Craig, as counsel; his chief of staff,
  John Podesta, as transition chief; Gore's counsel, Lisa Brown, as staff secretary; and Gore's chief of
  staff, Ron Klain, as Biden's chief of staff. Boy, it's a good thing Hillary didn't get elected; she would
  have just given us a recycled version of the Clinton administration."
    -- Howie Kurtz, (R-Punk-ass nancy-boy)   Link

 Kurtz had no problem with Der Monkey stacking his administration
 with the Bush 41 felons who excaped justice via Poppy's pardons.

"I love the right's complaint about hiring Clinton appointees. I suppose change would happen faster
  if he staffed his administration with small town mayors from sparsely populated states. As long as he
  dictates the policy, change will happen much faster by using seasoned pros who already know the job.
  Look what happened under Bush with his amateur cronies. Get real!"
    --Bruce,  Link

Obama has four choices. He can hire
Experienced Democrats from Clinton's 90s,
Experienced Democrats from Carter's 70s,
Experienced Democrats from the LBJ 60s,
Inexperienced Democrats who mean well.

This is pure Clinton hatred - nothing else.
Don't like Obama's choices?
G.F.Y., Howie

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Why did Bush invade Iraq?

This is their take from Monday, November 17th.
Multiply that times six years and you have your first clue.

Oh, and forget about the costs.


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 Subject: Okie ignorance

Bart, I lived in Dallas most of my life but I lived in OKC from 1996 – 2001.
What I observed is that most Okies are aggressively ignorant.

They don’t want to hear anything new or from the outside.
They were proud of The Daily Oklahoman being named the worst newspaper in the
country because it came from the pointyheads at the Columbia School of Journalism.

That old bastard Ed Gaylord (Daily Oklahoman publisher) routinely censored the news.
If there really is an Invisible Cloud Being, the bright side would be that Ed Gaylord is rotting in Hell.
What’s really sad, from your point of view, is that I thought Tulsa was pretty progressive compared
to OKC (Philbrook, Gilcrease, etc.).

Your Pal,

Yes, Tulsa is called "The Paris of Oklahoma."
Compared to Tulsa, OK City is full of full-blown shit-kickers.

You're also right about how proud they are of being so f-ing backwards.

They know the whole country hates that prick Inhofe, but they keep sending him back
because they know he hates Clintons, beaners, niggers, homos, slants, gashes and Liberals.

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Religious Beliefs of the World

 Taoism - Crap Happens
 Hare Krishna - Crap Happens, Rama Rama Ding Dong
 Hinduism - This Crap Happened Before
 Islam - Crap Happens Whenever I Blow Myself Up
 Sufi - When Crap Happens Spin Around Till You're Dizzy
 Zen - What Is The Sound Of Crap Happening?
 Buddhism - When Crap Happens... Is It Really Crap?
 Confucianism - Confucius Say " Crap Happens"
 Jain - Holy Crap It's Alive!
 7th Day Adventist - Crap Happens On Saturdays
 Protestantism - Crap Happens Because You're Lazy
 Catholicism - Crap Happens And You Deserve It
 Jehovah's Witness - Knock Knock, "Crap Happens"
 Unitarian - Whoa! What's This Crap???
 Mormon - We Have Records Of All This Crap Happening
 Judaism - Why Does This Crap Always Happen To Me?
 Rastafarianism - Hey, Lets Smoke This Crap
 Evangelism - Crap Is Going To Happen, Big Time, Very Soon
 Pentecostal - Every Time Crap Happens Start Babbling
 Shamanism - This Crap Didn't Happen Before Columbus
 Amish - Crap Happens Whenever We Drive Anywhere
 Agnosticism - Are You Sure About This Crap?
 Atheism - I Don't Believe This Crap Is Happening!

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Obama appointees quizzed on guns


Obama’s transition team is asking potential appointees detailed questions about gun ownership,
and firearms advocates aren’t happy about it. 

The NRA has denounced the move, which has already led one Republican senator to consider 
legislation aimed at ensuring a president can’t use an applicant’s gun ownership status to deny employment. 

It’s just one question on a lengthy personnel form — No. 59 on a 63-question list — but the furor over 
the query is a vivid reminder of the intensity of support for Second Amendment rights and signals the 
scrutiny Obama is likely to receive from the ever-vigilant gun lobby. 

What's wrong with owning a gun?
Is he screening to be sure he GETS some gun owners?

Obama wants to be the president of all of us, right?
What about the hundred million gun owners?
No sense losing their support right off the bat, right?

I'm going to chalk this up to whore reporting.
If Obama makes this mistake, we'll help steer him straight :)

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"The Clintons simply drive some people crazy. It's a clinical diagnosis. Obama may be picking
  Hillary for this purpose. She can absorb all the looney criticism from the right and he can go
  about his business above the fray. It's actually smart to give them someone else to hate.
  And if the Clintons are good at anything, it's being hated and successful at the same time.
  Indeed, they seem to thrive on it."
     --  Digby, talking about that Hillary Fever that so many people have,   Link

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 Subject: Pierce - the second worse president ever

Hi Bart, Robert Wuhl has a college lecture series called, Assume the Position.

I've seen that and it's excellent.
He's funny and he knows a whole lot more history than I do.

He points out that Franklin Pierce is a great great grandfather of one Barbara Bush,
so this worst President Ever business runs in the family.

ha ha

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"As for all the scandal involving the Clintons being entirely media driven,
  this is an absurd statement. The media did not kill Vince Foster..."
     -- Roland Poche,    Link

 I never heard of this Roland Poche handjob.
 I wonder if he's a Clinton-hating Righty or a Clinton-hating Lefty?

 Whoever he is - he wants you to think Hillary murdered Vince Foster.

 If we lived in a sane world, we could dismiss him as a Clinton-hating Righty
 but there were so many sane/formerly sane Democrats who screamed "Mena Airport"
 at Hillary during the primaries - so many Democrats became little Kenneth Starrs.

 Bill Clinton was the best president of our lifetime - hands down.  Look around at the
 mega-mess we're in today and remind yourself that Bill Clinton gave us the opposite

 Why do so many Democrats hate their f-ing guts with every breath they take?
 Because Bill had a girlfriend?

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 Subject: Bob Parry

Excellent take down of the once-thought-of-as-great Robert Parry

To the once superior journalist and his rational thought…R.I.P.
 Bill from CT

If Parry was just another horseshit hack writer, it wouldn't bother me.

But he was once the best - before he contracted Hillary Fever.

It's sad.

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Kissyface "Made Man" Status


Lieberman's retention of his committee chairmanship and caucus membership is all the proof we need
that a majority of the Senate Democratic Caucus finds nothing objectionable to a member actively
campaigning for the Republican nominee for president, live and in person. It doesn't matter that Lieberman
dismissed the Democratic nominee's qualifications to be president. Could they be any more obvious?...

He does well by his friends. When the Enron scandal broke and tens of thousands lost billions in that
pyramid scheme, Lieberman's Senate committee was in charge of investigating...Lieberman delivered.
There was no serious investigation of Enron by the Senate. The people were without an advocate.
All we got was a wink and a nod paving the way for the latest corporate thefts. This is the best clue
to Lieberman's morality and philosophy, the same morality and philosophy endorsed by the Democrats
who welcomed him back to their "party" with open arms.

This was Obama's decision.

Are we going to do to Obama what we did to Clinton?
Are we going to beat him up before he even gets to the White House?
Can't we give the guy a chance?

He's going to make 10,000 decisions the first year.
Can't we hold our fire until we see what kind of job he's doing?
If we don't respect his decisions, why should America?

How did I get in a party of ungrateful whiners?

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 Subject: WOW!! Misguided to the max...

Bart, you wrote:

> I assume we'll disagree on this, but I think it's the right move.
> Obama can move foreward or he can start a fishing expedition into the past.

So in your take of rule of law precedent has no meaning?

I didn't say that.
I said the time to arrest the crooks is at the scene of the crime.
Pelosi should be impeached for letting the Bush bastards run wild for years.

What you propose is the establishment of precedent that will give future individuals in authority
at any level of government the ability to do as they please, ignore subpoenas, torture fellow citizens,
incarcerate at will, spend off budget on the ‘company’ credit card and ad nauseum break the laws of the land.
Where does it stop my friend?

It stops when Pelosi does her goddamned job.
You should be angry with her, not Obama and certainly not me.

Screw fishing into the past…that is a ruse and a vacuous rationale because he owns both houses of Congress.
The most pressing mandate Obama has is to reestablish the tenants, precedents and spirit of our Constitution.
If he ignores the past travesties, he garners those powers for himself and for his successors.
There is no other way to look at it if we desire to maintain a civilized society.

Obama didn't run on a promise to make those bastards pay.
He ran on a promise to move the country forward.
He said he wanted to be a different kind of politician,
yet some want him to be Mr. Revenge and I think that's a mistake.

If Obama appoints some commission to investigate Bush crimes - fine.
But he's got more important things to do than looking backwards.

One of your readers observed that you deserve commendation for helping many of us
maintain our sanity over the past ten years…I completely concur…except for the above!!
 Chris in Nevada

Nobody wants those bastards to pay more than I do.

So let's impeach Pelosi and that will set the precedent that if you ignore
real crimes where people are raped, kinapped, tortured and killed
then you will be replaced by someone who will enforce the law.

Pelosi should be forced out of office for green-lighting Bush's crimes.

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"Women want to be her. Men want to be with her...
  Guys feel comfortable with her, rather than threatened by her.
      -- Mark Hyman, screwing Sarah Palin (R-Britney) in his head,   Link

  ha ha

 Men feel comfortable around Sarah Palin because no matter how stupid they are,
 no matter how little they know about politics and the big wonderful world around us,
 they're pretty sure they're smarter than she is.

 It takes a special woman to make any man feel smart.

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 Subject: Election night

Bart, just wanted to say thanks for all you've done over the last 8, ...10, ...15 years?
I watched the results election night switching between MSNBC and Faux News.
Man, it was great watching those bastards on the Murdoch network, especially
Brit Hume looking like his dog just died.

Thanks for everything and when's the next BCR coming out?
 John in Grants Pass

I managed to get BCR 146 done while your letter was in transit.
Look for BCR 147 this coming week - and thanks.

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Yesterday I wrote:

Do you read these side pages?

Sometimes hours of work are buried in these pages and I'd hate to think
those hours were only paying off for a small percentage of readers.
Hell there are often flashes of intelligence on these side pages, (but only flashes :)

It's an important issue - GM might not make it to Obama's first day in office.

You need to have an informed opinion.
Read this and decide which side you're on.

I'll ask Chicago Jim to track the hits this page gets.

Turns out nobody clicks on those side pages - who woulda believed that?
All these years - thousands of hours working on side pages and it turns out
that about 5 percent of you clicked to read about Detroit's big crash.

The Dr Laura Schlessinger Naked pages got half as many hits
and those pages were uploaded in October of 1998.

So - what have we learned here?
That hard work isn't rewarded but pictures of naked Republicans are?

Hmmm, there are lots of pictures of naked Republican women.
Maybe I should re-think my strategery?

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 Subject: Re:  Quotes (God-obsessed, libtarded, "atheistic," asshats)


Just another quote from another God-obsessed, libtarded, "atheistic" asshat.
Does anyone know exactly why "atheists" are fixated on the subject of theology?
Is it normal for someone to dwell incessantly on what they claim to believe is a lie?
"Atheists" dwell on the subject of God more than southern baptists do.

Are "atheists" trying to convince themselves of something?
Their behavior looks very suspicious.

Whoever wrote your quote is a completely God-obsessed, libtarded, "atheistic" asshat,
a living example of invincible ignorance.  And the same jerk talks about closed-mindedness?
What a joke.
 James in CA

James, no matter what, you and I don't need to be enemies,
but are you seriously trying to claim the logic mantle as a religious man?

I see religious people as illogical by definition.
Doing things to please a non-existent cloud being is hardly rational.

All atheists wants to do is eradicate the crazy notion that God wants us
to do X and Y and we'll burn in hell for eternity (Thanks God!) if we disobey him.

To me, atheists just want more science and logic in our lives.
We see no difference in praying and asking a Magic 8 Ball for guidance.

When a plane crashes and 290 of the 300 people die, religious people say
"God must've had a plan for those ten people," but an athieist wonders why
they don't say, "God must have wanted those 290 people dead,"

When you see religiously-insane, Oklahoma handjobs handling rattlesnakes,
don't you say to yourself, "How stupid and illogical can some people be?"
That's how we see all religious people - as snake handlers without the danger.

I'll bet you think it's crazy for Muslims to expect 72 virgins in their afterlife,
but you see it as rational that God will welcome you to his giant cloud city?

To me, that's as rational as "Step on a crack, break your Momma's back."
No matter how many cracks you step on, your Momma's back will be just fine.

The best way out of this is everybody gets to believe whatever they want
we shouldn't saddle future generations with the crazy idea that there is a God.

Like racism, religion needs to be fazed out.
I chose to follow logic and common sense and I invite you to join me.

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