Excerpt: A row between Burger King and a major franchise
owners has erupted over "global warming is baloney" signs .
The franchisee, a Memphis-based company called
the Mirabile Investment Corporation (MIC) that owns more than
40 Burger Kings across the racist South, has
described Burger King as "running like cockroaches" over the controversy.
MIC says it does not believe Burger King has
the authority to make it take the signs down.
MIC's marketing president, John McNelis says "We
can put the message up there if they want to. It is private property
and here in the US we have rights. By the time
the Burger King lawyers work this out, we'll be in the year 2020."
Burger King just pissed off about 200 million Americans.
Gezz, if they wanted more customers that sign would say, "Bush
is a fucking moron."
Or how about, "Abortion is Murder,"
that'd be great for business.
Or how about, "Dumb Nigger President" that
would really bring in business in the South.
Business must be great at Burger King if they can afford to piss off
everyone to Inhofe's left.
Excerpt: Jon Voight blasted Obama at the Nazi fundraiser
dinner last night in Washington D.C. Here are snippets:
“Are we supposed to sitting and waiting, watching
for the possibility of a new Holocaust? Who’s going to take
the responsibility to keep America, I mean Israel,
safe. I’ll tell you why this really scares the hell out of me.
Everything Obama has recommended has turned
out to be disastrous."
“It saddens me greatly to think we were the great
powerful good in the world. We as Americans knew
America to be strong. We were the liberators
of the entire world. We are becoming a weak nation.
“Obama really thinks he is a soft-spoken Julius
Caeser. He think he’s going to conquer the world
with his soft-spoken sweet talk and really think
he’s going to bring all of the enemies of the world
into a little playground, where they’ll swing
each other back and forth."
Damn, I had no idea Voight was this insane.
Obama brought us nothing but disaster?
Can you name one, Jon?
I can name twenty that Bush brought. We were powerful until Obama made us weak?
Is that how Bush won both his wars? With
all our power?
If Voight thinks we need to kidnap, rape, torture
and murder everyone
then I hope they give him 30 minutes to speak
at Nazi-Con 2012.
> Reagan got real lucky - he fired a bunch
of air traffic controllers to prove how "John Wayne" tough he was. > If two planes had collided and killed 600
people, Reagan's name would've been shit.
Bart, I’m sure you recall the 220 dead Marines,
dead because Reagan insisted on sending a signal.
Despite that, his name is still St. Ronnie.
Hell, if two planes had collided, the whore media would
have made the case that the union caused it,
so they should all be outlawed.
Nothing could have or ever will tarnish the good
Peter, good point.
I also remember Reagan sold weapons to those same terrorists.
Poppy Bush had to pardon the crooks pre-trial to keep them quiet.
Lee Hamilton said he couldn't find any crimes there.
Excerpt: Myth: Obama can't function without a teleprompter
- so why do they fear him?
I heard he uses a telepromter in bed so he can
remember Michelle's name.
Myth: Barack Obama is the Antichrist.
ha ha - That's my favorite.
Myth: Obama is a Nazi-style eugenicist.
I had to look it up, too.
Anyone who's pro-stem cells is a eugenicist? Nancy Reagan is
a eugenicist like Hitler?
Myth: Led by Obama, Democrats are planning
to eviscerate right-wing talk radio - True.
I think for every two hours of Nazi whore lies, they should let Mike
Malloy and Bartcop
each have an hour. That'd be some damn fun radio, wouldn't it?
Myth: Obama's building a "levitating train"
between Disneyland and Nevada brothels.
ha ha - I take it back -
that's my favorite.
Can we play poker and drink Chinaco on the flying train to the brothels?
Myth: Obama has created his own version
of the Hitler Youth.
That's not fair - I know a lot of good people at Daily Kos.
There are times when I think it would easier to negotiate with
Ahmahandjob or Lil' Kim than these insane Republican sons of bitches.
The insurance companies want an exclusive in the
health care business and are calling public health care "socialism".
But I want the same kind of health care system
that Congress has for itself. I say let's have both and
let the private
system compete with the government and see who
provides the best deal.
Health care costs are bankrupting the country.
After what corporate America did to the economy
I'm ready to give the government system a try.
“I do not support a settlement freeze that
calls on Israeli families not to grow, get married, or forces them to throw
away their grandparents. Telling people not to have children is unthinkable
-- Rep. Gary L. Ackerman (D-N.Y. Of course), chairman of the House
on the Middle East and South Asia, railing against his president,
I didn't see the speech but did Obama really
say Jews should "throw away their grandparents?"
Obama said Jews can no longer marry?
And no more kids for the Jews?
That doesn't sound like the Barack I know
- and who is this Ackerman loon?
You haven't explained in quite a while why you
refer to Dick Morris as "toe-sucker."
As you know, Dick Morris was handling Clinton's
1996 campaign when his prostitute blew the whistle on him
for sharing politically sensitive information,
presumably to impress her. He let her listen in on calls with the President,
among other things. This was right before the
election. At the time she said,
"Wake up, America. I mean, if he told me, who
else did he tell?"
Excerpt: The Kansas clinic run by slain Dr. Tiller will
not reopen, lawyers for the Tiller family announced.
For decades, the clinic was a haven for women
seeking late-term abortions and a target for abortion foes,
who vilified clinic staff and patients. As recently
as last month, vandals attacked the building. But, with Tiller
dead, the family decided the facility's doors
will not reopen to patients and the sign will come down.
"Effective immediately, Women's Health Care Services,
Inc., will be permanently closed," lawyers said.
"Notice is being given today to all concerned
that the Tiller family is ceasing operation of the clinic
and any involvement by family members in any
other similar clinic," the statement continued.
I guess they had to give that disclaimer to save their lives.
Republicans like this Roeder shooter and Tim
McVeigh believe violence is a good thing.
Hopefully Roeder will join McVeigh and Paul
Hill in Hell (as if there was one) soon.
Sidebar: When we get to Heaven (as if there was one) and get all of life's answers
(like the nuns promised)
will we get a list of Republicans who secretly got abortions under
fake names in Toronto?
Bart: I ask you to send out the word to
all Democrats to call their Congresscritters and their Senators and tell
we have been betrayed on everything we have stood
for so that they can get elected. When it comes to health care,
we expect them to take the money from the health
insurers and from big phara and for just this once vote for the people
We didn’t get war crimes trials, we didn’t get
an immediate end to the war in Iraq.
We paid trillions to thieves in bailouts and
we don’t even have newspapers or jobs anymore.
But we still pay taxes and we still have to pay
the trillions the bankers borrowed.
We demand to be able to join the federal government
health care plan. Period.
We will pay the cost, but we can’t be turned
This is to be available starting January 1, 2010,
not years away.
We demand that when the Democratic Congress decides
whether to betray the people or their corporate bribers,
that this time they must choose the people and
let their corporate bribers be disappointed. The people have been
disappointed enough, the corporate bribers have
never been disappointed.
Excerpt: Former Southern Baptist Convention officer Wiley
Drake claimed on Fox News Radio that he is praying
“imprecatory prayer” against Obama. In other
words, he is praying for God to kill President Obama.
Drake said on “The Alan Colmes Show” that unless
Obama repents, he is praying that God will kill the president.
He believes that is what happened to slain abortion
provider George Tiller. It worked on Tiller, why not the president?
Bart, eerything you've ever written about Del
Castillo is true, and more.
I went to the show in Memphis last night. It
was at the Levitt Shell in Overton Park, which, according to legend,
is the location of the first rock-n-roll performance
in history - Elvis warmed up for Slim Whitman.
The Shell is an outdoor, open grass arena. Best
of all, it's free! They operate on donations.
It was one of those perfect nights that are so
rare in Memphis - not too hot, not too cold, a decent breeze and managable
humidity and no rain and, wonder of wonder, no
mosquitos! I set our lawn chairs right up front, just a little right of
for basically a front row seat. The band started
at 7:30, just before sunset, and played almost two hours.
And what an amazing two hours! The place was
quite full, many of them families with small kids. From the very beginning,
the foot of the stage was lined with probably
three dozen kids, ages 2-12, of every color, all standing there listening
watching and dancing to the music. I wonder if
Del Castillo has ever seen anything quite like it. You could tell that
completely blown away. They came right down to
the edge of the stage and played and sang to the kids. At one point,
Mark del Castillo even sat on the edge of the
stage and let a boy finger the strings while he played - without missing
a note, of course.
Their technical skills are nothing short of brilliant.
Their music is engaging. Their energy and stage presence was electrifying.
I don't know when I've seen a better show. For
your readers who aren't familiar with their music, it is grounded in flamenco,
tejano, and Latin flavors, but with a mix of
rock and jazz influences. For their encore they came out and did something
didn't expect - they played blues. Mark starts
playing this slide blues guitar with a kind of Chicago blues style that
It takes enormous cajones to come into
Memphis and play the blues, but they triumphed.
After the show, I bought their latest CD and
got it signed by the band. As Rick was signing, I said "Bartcop says
hey." He looked up, smiled and shook his head, and
said, "Tell him I said hey back." Jeff
When Rick played at my Hard Rock Island in Tulsa in the eighties, he
played hard rock/heavy metal.
I think it'd be fun if they closed a show with Purple Haze, Comfortably
Numb or Master of Puppets :)
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"Could an All in the Family-type show
be done on broadcast TV today? In this time of political correctness, no. It hasn'r been done since. I think
we've politically corrected ourselves into the turlet." -- Sally Strothers, talking about
Lear box set, out today No Link because USAToday
has their head up their ass again
Norman Lear certainly busted down a lot of walls - walls that
have gone back up since.
I remember Archie bitching about "jungle bunnies" and "porch
monkeys" on the show
and we're talking about prime time on CBS. You'd
never see that on today's TV.
Sidebar: Do you remember that strange moment when Archie (the bigot) and
Black George Jefferson (the bigot)
were both outraged that Gloria was seen dancing in public with
Lionel, George's Black son?.
They got to talking about it and they both agreed that society
was mixing the races too fast and they each
decided they wanted no part of that so they bonded together,
perhaps over cigars, using their hatred for
the other race as glue to form that bond - it was a very telling
moment for American television.
And we can't let this subject go without mentioning Redd Foxx
on Sanford and Son. One of the funniest lines I ever heard on TV was when Redd, playing
Fred G Sanford, went to court.
Remember the famous Richard Pryor line about justice?
He looked around the courtroom and said "Yeah,
just us," meaning Blacks.
Redd Foxx took that one step further when he said,
"Your Honor, there are enough niggers
here to make a Tarzan movie."
Yeah, those days are gone ...but is that a good thing?
Hey amigo, just wanted to let you know my humble
opinion of your Lost Wages jaunt report. One word. AWESOME.
I wish I could have been one of the lucky ones
to help you go out and play there, unfortunately I am STILL recovering
from 9/11's financial effects on my personal
I was just thrilled to read your first hand account
and a chance to live vicariously for a little while. I'll never be
a poker Koresh
but damn I sure love the game. My own cheap
opinion is, and I don't know your readership, but maybe make a two year
to make a 10K buy in with the same deal you made
with readers before, a cut of the winnings.
Wat that must be, to SEE Phil Helmuth, Mike the
Mouth, Dolly Doyle and on and on... Wow...
Keep swinging that hammer Bart. Some people love
you for your politics, some love you for your politics,
and most like me I think just love you for you
being Bart. Peace be unto Allah. All is right in the world.
Damn, Lost Wages and Poker......
Mark in Waco
Mark, that was way cool, but there's no sense in me playing in the $10K
Of course, I could go to Vegas for a week of cocaine and whores and
just say I lost...
del castillo played a free concert in overton
park before 1500 people saturday nite
the venue was great, a refurbished shell looked
out on a sloped grassy area filled with blankets and chairs of couples
and families dancing and generally having fun...there
were hundreds of little kids and they seemed to enjoy it most.
they were dancing on the apron fronting the low
concrete stage during the entire performance....well, your constant
mention of the del castillo band was definitely
warranted...they blew us away...
mark and rick played their guitars magically and
engaged each other in many playful duels....alex is an excellent front
mike on drums and bert on the bass kept the rhythm...bert
was also very funny doing the band intros.
they played almost two hours and no one left
early..i was surprised there were not more latinos in the audience
it was a night to remember, my buddy who used
to play in a band was quite impressed with their ability to play
and create such sound from acoustical guitars....
thanks for the tip bart - i will be looking
to catch them again in the near future...
neal in memphis (a yankee in exile)
his multi-millions he can't
get a girl to stay.
"An absolutely extraordinary moment: An African-American
president with Muslim roots stands before the Muslim world and defends the right of
Jews to a nation of their own in their ancestral homeland, and then denounces in vociferous terms the evil of
Holocaust denial, and right-wing Israelis go forth and complain that Obama is unsympathetic to the housing needs
of settlers. Incredible, just incredible." -- Jeffrey Goldberg, apparently
no relation to Jonah, Link
> On the other hand, the guy we voted in to
fix all of this is dragging his heels. > He talks the talk, but he don't walk the
walk. Who is in control here?
So, who would you rather have voted for????
Not a friggin' day goes by that Obama doesn't
make the news with another fix-it for a part of
the mess he inherited, or another show of good
will toward enemies (foreign and domestic)
made by the jerks who ran the country (into the
ground) before the Dems finally took over.
Give me a BREAK!!!
Excerpt: New Bethel Church will be hosting an Open Carry
Celebration for all who support 1st and 2nd Amendment rights.
It will be held on Saturday June 27th, the weekend
before July 4th. It will begin at 5PM and picnic food will be served.
We are asking responsible handgun owners to attend
this celebration openly wearing their sidearm. This will be a Cold Range Carry meaning handguns
must be unloaded and in a secure holster.
Bullshit! An unloaded gun is nothing but a piece of pipe.
You can't celebrate guns by turning them into
That's like bringing your whore to a Mother's
(Rudy Giuliani, call your office)
"Can you imagine what a craven, bumlicking
ass-goblin you’d have to be to get a job working for the Wall Street Journal, not mention up front
that you used to be a Goldman, Sachs managing director, and then write a lengthy article calling your
former boss a “national hero” - in the middle of a sweeping financial crisis, one in which half the world
is in a panic and the unemployment rate just hit a 25-year high? -- Matt Tiabbi, forgetting
for a second how much he hates Hillary, Link
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Subject: Dick Morris
I swear to Christ, Dick Morris is without a doubt
the most nauseating pile of suet I’ve ever seen.
I don’t know how Clinton managed to get anything
right with this turd in the mix.
I swear O’Reilly and Hannity trot this toad out
night after night and the SOB is NEVER right…about anything.
He is literally dripping with slime and any self
respecting prostitute would turn him down.
No wonder Hillary wanted him gone. He fits quite
nicely with Newt and Pigboy.
Bill from ct
Morris is a tool and Clinton used that tool for a while.
The only reason FOX has him on so much is so they can introduce him
"former Clinton advisor Dick Morris"
before he slimes the Clintons for an hour.
Excerpt: Gingrich has done more than his part, according
to many involved in raising the money, and Sessions didn’t want him
to be overshadowed by someone (Palin) who had
not helped raise the millions the dinner is expected to pull in.
Sessions said Palin could be introduced, but
would not be allowed to speakbecause "women should be chained to a bed or stove and we don't need
to hear their incessant caterwauling."
Palin’s team was offended that she had to wear
the ball gag to the event so they said they would not allow her
to attend the dinner, even though she was in
town last night. Then Palin’s camp leaked word of the spat.
Over the weekend, Johnny Cornhole did his best
to smooth over the ruffled feathers.
Cornhole called the swimsuit model on Sunday
to grovel, but that call was not returned.
Greg Sargent reports that Sessions is now rushing
to make nice with the Alaskan Airhead.
Ironically, Sessions planned to stress that the
GOP is “a unified party” in his speech at the fundraising event.
Braindead Palin is the Limbaugh party's best shot in 2012
and the Fascist dogs spent the weekend peeing on her Prada shoes?
"Reducing Alaska's defense readiness in these
perilous times is a show of weakness, not strength. And yet, Washington thinks it's best now to
actually cut defense spending in Alaska by hundreds of millions of dollars. Now that is an odd priority
there." -- Sarah Palin,
not realizing that Washington died in 1799,
"Obviously Palin forgets W. Bush recommended
the same approach and that N. Korea tested missiles often during W. Bush's reign of economic
and foreign diplomatic relations destruction." -- JN,
"Ask those dead Somali pirates how "weak" this
Democratic Administration is." -- Kicking Donkey
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