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Colbert in Afghanistan this week HOTHOT

 Friday-Monday  June 5-8, 2009  Vol 2345 - Fang Bangers

Quote of the Day

'There has never been a documented 
  case of torture at Guantanamo,'" 
     -- Jim Inhofe (R-Pissquik)   Link
 

  That's like saying there's never been a "documented case" 
  that I like Chinaco.   Inhofe also said, “I just don’t know 
  whose side Obama is on.” 

  

 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Failure Of Obamanomics 
Arrow Problems in War Spending HOT
Arrow You're wrong about Eminem 
Arrow Why I Now Hate Obama HOT
Arrow Chasing Old Ghosts  
Arrow The Ultimate Lipstick on a Pig HOT
Arrow How to get a Loan in Mexico
Arrow Amanda Bynes in Easy A 



 
 



 



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Quotes

"In my mind's eye, I can see Ronald Reagan, watching all the goings-on down here in his old earthly home.
The Republican Party that is in such disrepute today is not the party of Reagan. It is the party of Rush Limbaugh, 
of Ann Coulter, of Newt Gingrich, of George W. Bush, of Karl Rove. It is not a conservative party, it is a party 
built on the blind and narrow pursuit of power...I suspect Reagan is wondering who these clowns are who want 
so desperately to wrap themselves in his cloak."
    -- Mickey Edwards, former Oklahoma congressman/handjob,   Link
 

 Mickey Edwards IS Pigboy, Coulter and Rove.
 I love hearing him tear down those Fascist dogs, but I think he's just tired of losing.

 Also, doesn't God have the same problem?  (Assuming you believe in invisible ghosts)
 Isn't God angry at the charlatans that speak for Him in an effort to grab money and power?
 
 Wouldn't it be cool if  "Christians" were Christ-like?
 

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The Failure Of Obamanomics
 by Dick Morris (R-Toe Sucker)

 Link

 Excerpt:
Barack Obama has fatally undermined our currency, our solvency, our financial stability and - ultimately
- our economy, all to spend money that has had no economic effect!

Is Obama a failure? Not by his lights. His goal was never to stimulate the economy. His goal was to expand government 
spending, and he used the recession as an excuse to do so. And, by this standard, he is a raging success. With the stimulus 
spending, the government proportion of gross domestic product will rise from about 35 percent to about 40 percent, 
and with health care "reform" it will go soaring into the mid-40s, bringing us to parity with Germany en route to France!
 

Butt Handjob, Obama wouldn't have had to spend that money 
if Bush hadn't bankrupted America and broke the entire world.

How many trillions did the Bush bastards lose?
How many hundreds of billions did the Bush bastards steal?
And Obama's a bad guy for trying to fix Bush's Greatest Disaster?

Keep talking, loud and clear and be sure everybody hears you.
We need voices like yours if Obama's going to get his 80 Democratic senators.
(He needs 80 senators because 20 of them will stab him in the back)
 

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Quotes

"I’m surprised by how many people, including many Republicans, 
  already presume Obama will be a two-term president."
     -- former Bush and McCain strategist Mark McKinnon,   Link
 

 He's lying.
 He's not surprised, he's angry that, after Gore and Kerry, 
 we finally have a winner on our hands again.
 

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Problems in War Spending

 Link

 Excerpt:
This is one Christmas gift U.S. taxpayers don't need. Construction of a $30 million dining facility at a U.S. base in Iraq 
is scheduled to be completed Dec. 25. But the decision to build it was based on bad planning and botched paperwork.

The project is too far along to stop, making the mess hall a future monument to the waste and inefficiency plaguing 
the war effort, according to an independent panel investigating contracting in Iraq and Afghanistan.

In its first report to Congress, the Wartime Contracting Commission presents a bleak assessment of how tens of 
billions of dollars have been spent since 2001. The 111-page report, obtained by Whore AP, documents poor 
management, weak oversight, and a failure to learn from past mistakes as recurring themes in wartime contracting.
 

Anyone who reads  bartcop.com  knows exactly what happened:
Bush's phoney wars were designed to create such a giant f-ing economic mess 
that nobody in the government had any idea where all those missing billions went.

All you have to know about Bush's war spending is Bart's Law #2.
Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money (or power) 
in their pocket,  expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again. 

That's why the Beheaders were allowed to control Iraq for years - to prevent some semi-honest journalist from
actually doing his job and asking why there were no meters on Iraq's thousands of Halliburton-upgraded oil wells.

That's why the super-rich fabricate wars - to create confusion. When the bank's on fire, 
nobody notices the manager slipping out a side door dragging a very heavy duffle bag.
 

Halliburton Sidebar:
We haven't mentioned this in  a while - Halliburton is an oil field equipment services company,
so naturally Bush gave them the contract to feed our troops on the battlefield. 

Halliburton got a non-performance contract (meaning they got paid even when they failed to perform)
to feed the troops at, say, $50 a meal.  Hey, it's hard serving hot food in a Beheader zone. So Halliburton 
then hired some other company to feed the troops at $25 a meal, which means Halliburton made $75 
per day per troop in the war zone for six years - that's a shitload of money to make for one phone call.

That's why the Bush bastards fabricated a phoney war - so they couild make billions in profit
and anybody who asked for accounting was labeled "anti-troops" by Bush's whore media, 
not to mention that the invasion caused $40 oil to go to $135.
 


It was so easy - with the media 
behind me and the Democrats 
wetting themselves in fear.
 

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 Subject: you're wrong about Eminem

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Why I Now Hate Obama
   by top 2008 Obama cheerleader David Sirota

 Link

 Excerpt:
It started in December when he was asked why he was making Hillary Clinton his chief diplomat after criticizing her 
qualifications and promising Democratic primary voters that his views on international relations were different than hers. 
He responded by telling the questioner "you're having fun" trying "to stir up whatever quotes were generated during the 
course of the campaign." The implicit assertion was that anyone expecting him to answer for campaign statements must 
just be "having fun" -- and certainly can't be serious.

A few months later, in reversing a five-year-old commitment to support ending the Cuban embargo, Obama offered no
rationale for the U-turn other than saying he was "running for Senate" at a time that "seems just eons ago" -- again, as if 
everyone should know that previous campaign promises mean nothing.

At least that was a response. After the New York Times recently reported that "the administration has no present plans 
to reopen negotiations on NAFTA" as "Obama vowed to do during his campaign," there was no explanation offered. 
We were left to recall Obama previously telling Fortune magazine that his NAFTA promises were too "overheated and 
amplified" to be taken literally.  It's true that politicians have always broken promises, but rarely so proudly and with such impunity.

We once respected democracy by at least demanding explanations -- however weak -- for unfulfilled promises. Then we 
became a country whose scorched-earth campaigns against flip-flopping desensitized us to reversals. Now, we don't flinch 
when our president appears tickled that a few poor souls still expect politicians to fulfill promises and justify broken ones.
 

Poor David Sirota - his little idealistic heart has been crushed by the political realities of the presidency. .
Gee, David, were you nine years old when you told all those vicious lies about Hillary?

Now Sirota's turning on the man who he was willing to lie for less than a year ago.
Poor David, forced to grow up and face the real world when all he wanted was a pony.
 

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Subject: What country do I live in?

Bart, I'm still confused. Are we following the Constitution or not?
Every election seems to take us farther away from it to the left and the right.
Is it okay for me to be wiretapped?   Declared a terrorist?
Deprived of Habeus Corpus?   Denied representation?

See, I'm confused about all of this.
Now that Bush is gone, the man who called our Constitution " a piece of goddamned paper",
the people on the right are claiming that their rights are in danger.  I don't understand that at all.
Did the last 8 years happen, or not?   Did that moron set the tone for America's future?

On the other hand, the guy we voted in to fix all of this is dragging his heels.
He talks the talk, but he don't walk the walk. Who is in control here?

I think the government is now a self-serving organism. It lives only to serve itself and perpetuate itself,
no matter what happens to the country. Take the DEA. They just declare something illegal, then they
go take enforcement action to show what a great job they do. Of course, they'd be out of business
without drug dealers. Same thing with Homeland Security,

And by the way, when will the troops come home, and when will Gitmo be closed?

I'm not one of those teabagging idiots. They don't even know what they are protesting.
I'm serious in questioning whether the US is organized under a Constitution or not. Congress
doesn't seem eager to reaffirm the rights we gave ourselves over two hundred years ago.
Neither does the President or the Supreme Court.

So what country am I in?
What are the rules now???
  Steve in MT
 

Steve, I think I understand Obama's predicament a little bit.
If he goes too far in reversing Bush's over-reaching, and we get hit again, the Fascist dogs 
will say that's because a Democrat can't be trusted to protect us from the terrorist threat, etc.

If Obama makes a mistake, the GOP echo machine will make him into another Jeffery Dahmer
and if the #1 Democrat is another Dahmer, the Dems could become what the GOP is now.

I'm not a big fan of the "Bush light" we're getting from Obama but I understand it.
If Obama fails to play his cards right, President Huckabee might make Bush look sane.

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Quotes

"A provocative speech from the president of the United States, delivered in the heart of a Middle East capital. 
How will it play with the extremists? The main takeaway from Fox: 'Why are we even talking to these people?' 
You're the network that most vociferously and enthusiastically supported our attempt to reform an entire region 
through military action, but where you draw the line ...is conversation?" 
    -- Jon Stewart, making FOX News suck it because the whore media is afraid of them,   Link
 

 I think there's a parallel here.
 The whore media allows FOX News to tell outright lies because they're afraid they'll retaliate,
 the same way no Republican can call Limbaugh out because they know he'll mock them on his hate show.

 Too bad the networks and cable whores and major papers don't have the courage 
 that we see from Jon Stewart, Mike Malloy and some bloggers.  
 

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Mike Malloy Live


Subject: poker story

Bart, loved the poker story.
Did you have Post-Traumatic Flop Disorder before Mike came to your rescue?
 Rick

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Chasing Old Ghosts 

 Link

 Excerpt:
Now that we’ve elected President Obama and we’re officially in a post-racial age. But I saw more black people 
in a road trip from Atlanta to the Mississippi Delta and back than I have in PittsburgH in the last year.

The New South, in case any other dumb Yankee besides me hasn’t noticed what’s been obvious for decades, 
is far more racially integrated – from top to bottom – than the Old North.
 
I’m sure this is no newsflash to Georgians, where blacks make up 30 percent of the population, or Mississippians, 
where blacks comprise 37 percent. But I live in PittsburgH, one of the country’s lily-whitest metro regions.

Nearly 90 percent of us western Pennsylvanians are Caucasian and about 10 percent are black. Latinos and Asians 
are almost as demographically rare here as Detroit Redwing fans and Eskimos – sorry, Inuit. And in the southern 
suburbs where I live you can go weeks without seeing a person of any color except white.
 

How can this be?
I'll bet half the PittsburgH Steelers are Black.

Does this mean they're not all from PittsburgH?
 

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 Subject: you're wrong about Eminem

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http://www.harvestofhope.net


Humility trumps Arrogance

 Link

 Excerpt:
Obama traveled to Egypt Thursday and delivered an historic speech to the Muslim world at the University of Cairo. 
For nearly two hours Obama spoke of the region's various unsolved crises--such as U.S./Islamic relations, the Arab/Israeli 
conflict, and terrorism--while extending an olive branch to both America's friends and enemies alike. It was a brilliant 
dissertation on accepting difference, overcoming challenges and achieving a lasting peace. And it was a much welcome 
departure from the Bush bastards' eight years of reckless cowboy arrogance and bullying... No more swagger. No more 
cockiness. No more inciteful hate-speech. It's time for the frothing extremists in our country to tone down the incendiary 
rhetoric, stereotyping and scapegoating and start supporting the administration's effort to rebuild America's standing not 
just within Islam, but all over the globe.

After eight dreadful years of  Bush's arrogant, polarizing, isolationist, xenophobic foreign policy, it's quite refreshing 
to have a president who's smart, thoughtful, engaged and passionate about building a true coalition for making the world 
a better place. But Republicans hate the fact that the world loves Obama. It's killing them. And they're working feverishly 
to undermine him and the administration's efforts to spread peace and goodwill rather than war and hatred.
 

America's military industrial complex can make more money with war than with peace.

Republican war profiteers don't care how many soldiers get killed, there's a profit to be made 
and if they can't bring us to Armageddon, they'll bring Armageddon to us.
 

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 Subject: more gripping than a dispatch from wartime London

Bart, you wrote:

> He turned over Aces and my heart sunk.  If I lose this hand, my tournament is crippled.
> Maybe there is a God, because a Queen came on the river giving me 2 pair and the victory.
> This poor bastard started squealing like Mike Matasow on his period.

> It was my biggest hand of the day and I should've lost it, but I got lucky.
> There was only one way to handle this: Double shot of Jack.
 

Double shot of Jack!
I laughed out loud at this!

Sorry you didn't come home with a fat stack, but you played with style and grace.
Nicely done Bart!
 KG
 

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Subject: poker

Hey! Congrats on making is so long in the WSOP tourney!
Sounds like a blast and I'm glad to have lived it vicariously through someone I know.
I'm to afraid to even start gambling because I'd probably lose the house in a week. ;-)

I was hoping I'd see you on tv.
Any idea when the WSOP will be broadcast?
 Ocean Mark
 

Dude, you must become a gambler.
Every step you take in life is a gamble.
Why don't more people doesn't see that?

If you ever buy a car or a home or some stock, you're gambling.
Trying to decide which job to take or which girl to date - you're gambling.
Should you fly home for Thanksgiving or drive?  It's all gambling.

Why not embrace the science of statistics (and bluffing)
and be better prepared for life's gambles we're all faced with?
 

There's some WSOP TV scheduling HERE but it's super-poorly done.

The final table of the main event is in November but since it's live you can't 
see anybody's hole cards until the hand is over so it's not as much fun.

Thanks for the feedback.
That trip report was hard work :)

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Quotes

"I still can’t figure out why these people, who regard Obama as an incompetent who could not survive 
without his TelePrompter, are still terrified of his omnipotent evil genius that will subjugate them all to 
slavery were it not for the eternal vigilance of superheroes like the vulgar Pigboy and his Boy Hannity." 
       --  Mark,    Link
 

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 Subject: Is Sotomayor objective?

Bart,  Dear ol' Jeff-Bob Sessions asked if upcoming Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor would
"allow her personal views to color her decisions."  Interesting question, but is it relevant?
If my personal view is that the Constitution is perfect as written, won't that make me a "strict constructionist?"
What about if I think it's "just a ***** piece of paper," like one recent politician said?

Also, history tells us that Justice's personal views always color their decisions.  Scalia is the most open (I almost
said "honest") about this.  For example in Hamdan v. Rumsfeld, he has insisted that combatants captured "on the battlefield"
do not have to be tried in U.S. courts, including the statement, "I had a son on that battlefield; they were shooting at my son,
and I'm not about to give this man who was captured in a war a full jury trial."  In a school prayer case--I believe it was
Independent School District v. Doe, but I'm not sure--part of Scalia's reasoning to allow the prayer was that his religion
requires evangelism.  These sound like personal views coloring decisions, don't you think?
 Russ
 

Of course.
They claim they want a "strict constructionist" but they really want someone 
who shares their religious insanity and their faith in the non-existent Cloud Being.

They embrace ghosts and they can't stand science and logic
because their brains can't handle the overload of consistency.
 

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 Subject: you're wrong about Eminem

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Quotes

"I was troubled by the extent to which I heard moral relativism." 
    -- Liz Cheney, on Obama's Cairo speech,    Link
 

 Imagine that - she's troubled by Obama's speech, but she wasn't troubled by her father's 
 secret and illegal program to kidnap, rape, torture and murder innocent goat herders.


 

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 Subject: you're wrong about Eminem

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Did you like The Godfather?
Tons of never-revealed background on Hollywood & the Mob here
 If you're a fan of  The Godfather  - - trust me.

 Link
 

 Did you know the mob, in some cases, had cast approval?
 

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Rick Sanchez Rips Ho O'Reilly
 I hate being on the same side as Sanchez

 
 I'm a whore!

 Video
 

 O'Reilly said CNN only mentioned the Little Rock shootings once
 so Sanchez plays a medley of day-long CNN coverage of the shooting.

 See what happens when you list the facts?
 

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Quotes

"It all really is so backwards and skewed as to sound like absolute nonsense when some of this economic policy is explained."
    -- Sarah Palin, wishing she understood something about high finance,    Link
 

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Subject: your website

In the spirit of Joe Biden (ole stand up Chuck and “I’ve got one 3 letter word for you ‘jobs’”)
I’ve got just 5 words for your website: “What a waste of band width.”
 Ron Newbie
 

Ron, I don't get it.
Joe Biden is known as "stand up Chuck?"

You like Biden, maybe, but you hate The Tequila Treehouse?
Biden doesn't have a better friend than The Treehouse.

Or are you attacking Biden ...and I'm bad by association?

What was it that you intended to say?
You obviously put a lot of time and effort into that e-mail. (chortle)

Have you tried communicating directly, instead of using Biden malaprops as metaphors?

BTW, bandwidth is one word, which makes you just like Joe.
 

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Quotes

"Today's unemployment rate is the highest in more than a quarter century, and it's 
  another reminder of how Washington is hanging middle-class Americans out to dry.
     -- John Boner,     Link
 

 So, after eight years of "Screw the middle class, the super-rich need more tax cuts,"
 Boner decides the current mess is Obama's fault?

 I've always said the voters are super-stupid, but even they can see thru that.
 

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 Subject: you're naive, blind and wrong about EminemHOT

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How to get a Loan in Mexico
 From  Tequila Oil  by Hugh Thompson

 Link

 Excerpt:
“Our business depends largely on trust,” said Julio. “The idea is that Mexicans can only trust one another when they are
so drunk they are almost blind. So in this bank we always drink ‘tequila oils’ before we begin any negotiations.” I had never
heard of a tequila oil. It had apparently been named in honour of Mexico’s petroleum boom. Julio gave an order to the waiter.
He came back with a double tequila mixed with tomato juice. Then Julio took habanero chilli sauce and mixed it in. He took a
bottle of black Maggi out of his briefcase. I had seen the stuff in European restaurants, a sharp, aromatic version of HP sauce.
He stirred enough in to turn the drink black and viscous. It did look like oil.

“Try this. Just as the alcohol hits your stomach, the chilli will as well and blow it back into your brain. It will take your head off.”
And it did. Julio and I would turn up at a factory, fence around the issues with the bosses and then go to one of the many
wonderful restaurants in the city. We would order dried ants in chocolate, or mole poblano, the great national dish of dried
chillies, turkey and chocolate . Julio would then get out his mixing kit, line up three or four of his tequila oils in front of
everyone at the table and within half an hour we would all be friends for life, and have a sensibly renegotiated loan.
 

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 Subject: poker report steak terminology

Where I come from, a bone-in New York Strip is called a T-bone.
A Porterhouse is a T-bone with a Filet Mignon hanging off the other side.
Fire up the grill!
 Jeff
http://jeffcrook.blogspot.com
 

Lemme check - Mrs. Bart stole one of the menus.

The menu says
Rio Premium Dry Aged 18oz Bone-In New York

Maybe the "strip" part of that was incorrect, but it actually had two bones.
One on the side of the New York and then one holding the marrow which
was sitting upright like a small tree trunk.

I also had to choose a side and they all sounded funny.

Poached Asparagus & Lemon Aioli?
WTF?
Whipped Yams with Yellow Buerre Noisette?
A noisette?

Cajun Spiced Shoestring Fries?
I think those are really goat intestines.

Then I saw Yukon Gold Potatoe* Puree
Hmmmmm, that sounded like mashed potatos* so I ordered some.

When my killer steak came, I asked about my Yukon Puree and Cubby says,
"Really?  Did you order that?"
 

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The Ultimate Lipstick on a Pig
  by my good friend Rack Jite

 

 Link

 Excerpt:
The biggest economic collapse since the Great Depression finally got the American people to think about their vote 
rather than just blindly accept whatever stupid conservative homilies came their way. Which has been the status quo 
since November 1980.

No politician or President has ever enjoyed the success that Ronald Reagen has enjoyed for doing literally nothing 
other than creating an all encompassing visceral hatred of the United States government.

Looking back it seems that the only reasoning for this has been the anger directed at our acceptance of progressive 
taxation which asks the wealthy - Ronald Reagan and the GOP - to pay a higher percentage in taxes than the rest of us.

For all their screeching about less and smaller government not only did Reagan and Bush enlarge the government 
but they each increased the deficit each year and more than doubled our national debt. The party of Borrow and Spend. 

For 28 years, they beat us over the head with "Tax and spend" and the idiot Democrats 
couldn't even figure a way to list the damn facts and mention "Borrow and spend."

How is it possible for Democrats to be so clueless and sheepish at the same time?
 

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 Subject: Eminem

Hey Bart,
I’m a heuuuge fan of Eminem…I’ve got damn near everything he’s ever done.

I think you’re right on the money….no way Eminem approved that stunt….
And Bruno…he needs to watch his back……
 Jim in Topeka…
 

I found one article that makes sense.

 Excerpt:
An MTV insider says that producer Mark Burnett cleared the prank with Eminem beforehand.
However, Eminem wasn't told how naked Sacha would be when he agreed to do it!
 

The rage I saw was real.
No way Eminem would agree to a man's ass in his face.

They said their first choice was to punk America's Sweetheart, Paris Hilton
but Paris was too smart for them and she refused - so Eminem got teabagged, instead.
 

Oh, how America would've loved seeing Paris Hilton sexually assaulted on live TV.
 

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Quotes

"Question: Do you have a favorable or unfavorable opinion of Sonia Sotomayor? Fav: 56 -Unfav: 29 
  Question: Do you have a favorable or unfavorable opinion of Rush Limbaugh? Fav: 27 - Unfav: 65."
    -- Daily Kos/Research 2000 Poll,    Link
 

 Those numbers could be right, but this is a KOS poll.
 Kos is notorious for rigging his phoney polls.  
 Kos makes Zogby look legit by comparison. (Not a compliment)
 

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"I am not a citizen of the world. I am a citizen of the United States because only in the United States 
  does citizenship start with our creator... We are living in a period where we are surrounded by paganism."
     -- Newt Gingrich, on why he's a better Christian than you are, and deserves to be president,     Link
 

"The serial adulterer, the defender of rapists and the con artist who committed high treason is telling us 
  why we're not Godly enough.   I give up on ever trying to parody these clowns. They're always a step ahead."
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"I wonder what thoughts were running thru Newt's head while he was dumping his second wife in her 
  hospital bed (with cancer) and then commiting adultery with his intern who later turned out to be his third wife?"
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"Where is God's Hand when we torture? Holding the detainee down?" 
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"The battle lines are being drawn. It's the evangelical christians (about 20% of the country) against everyone else. 
The evangelical christians are led by the ill-educated hockey-mom milf (Sarah), the overweight drug-addicted college 
dropout (Rush), and the serial adulterer (Newt). Add to the mix the televangelists and elected officials busted for 
gay sex in public places and you round out the picture of those who lead the "moral majority" in this country."
   -- Briseadh na Firefly,     Link
 

 What about  Gingrich-Palin ticket?
 Think Obama could win 40 states against that mess?
 

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