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 Wed-Thursday  June 10-11, 2009  Vol 2347 - Fangdango

Quote of the Day

"I want to thank the USO for bringing me and my show 
  to Iraq.  This place is great. I've always loved the beach, 
  but I hate the ocean, so this is perfect!" 
     -- Stephen Colbert


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Sarah palin-izes Gingrich 
Arrow Hitler's Worse Mistake 
Arrow Journalists Guilty In N Korea HOT
Arrow Right-wing Killing the GOP HOT
Arrow Poker Style Divorce 
Arrow Weird Search Engines 
Arrow GOP on the Ropes HOT
Arrow Anna Kournikova - no good? 



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"Bureaucrats managing companies does not work,
  politicians dominating the economy does not work..."
    -- Newt the weasel,  Link

 Butt Newt, it didn't happen the way you're telling it.
 You act like the Big Three were doing fine, making a profit but then
 Obama the Hun pulled some legal trick to take them over - but that didn't happen.

 They were worse than dead broke, they were billions in debt, and they came
 to Washington DC with their hats in their hands begging for a handout.

 You know that happened - why are you pretending it didn't?

 The Pigboy sheep might buy that crap you're selling
 but I read the news everyday so I know you are lying.

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Sarah palin-izes Gingrich
 by my good friend John Breneman at the Boston Herald


Sarah Palin definitely did NOT plagiarize Gingrich during a recent speech about Reagan. She Palin-ized him.

Watch the Video

Though Palin failed to mention that chunks of her speech were lifted from a 2005 article co-written by Gingrich, 
she did acknowledge that, “Recently, Newt Gingrich, he had written a good article about Reagan…”

While introducing Reagan’s son Michael at a GOP event in Alaska last Wednesday, Palin said Reagan taught us that, 
“courage and persistence are keys to historic achievement.” In contrast, Gingrich credited Reagan with teaching that, 
“Courage and persistence are the keys to historic achievement.”

Palin also mentioned the Gingrich article a second time during her address — and though several passages appear 
to be lifted directly from Gingrich’s writing, supporters say Palin sufficiently mangled the former House speaker’s 
words and threw in enough “you betchas” to claim the ideas as her own.

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Good point
We all know you can't stop a civil rights 
movement you can only delay it - so why bother?
Why be the party against civil rights?

In 10-20 years gays'll be "full-fledged" people
so why stand in the way of the inevitable?


"Them Jews aren't going to let him talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he'll talk to me in five years 
when he's a lame duck, or in eight years when he's out of office...They will not let him to talk to somebody 
who calls a spade what it is...  He's a politician; I'm a pastor. He's got to do what politicians do." 
     -- Jeremiah Wright, crazy enough to be a Catholic,   Link

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Hitler's Worse Mistake?
"He didn't gas the Jews" by Holocaust Museum shooter James Von Brunn


Remember, the Federal Reserve Act (1913) gave JEWS control of America’s MONEY.
Followed by control of America’s main sources of information .

Early on, during the war-torn 20th Century, the only broadcast networks : ABC, CBS, and NBC — were JEW owned.
Today, JEWS control ALL important sources of information (The major networks, Newspapers, Magazines, Book-publishing,
Music & Recording Industry, Hollywood, Encyclopedia Britannica, Public schools and Universities, the Catholic Church, etc.).

Jews own the Catholic Church?

Does the Pope know this?
Who is the Jewish Pope?

This handjob closed his column with this:

Today, on the World stage, Whitemen are LAUGHED AT, their women bred by stronger men.
And America ?
America is a Third-World racial garbage-dump — stupid, ignorant, dead-broke, and terminal.
Prepare to die, Whitey.

Butt Dude, if you're so smart, why are you going to die in prison?

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Not photoshopped

...and it was Barbara's 84th birthday

Full Story

 Subject: I'd get satellite TV in heartbeat...

 ...if they scheduled a "cage match" between Dick Morris and James Carville!

 Ole Lizard Head would have him crying for his momma in less than a minute.
 I'd pay a dollar for that!
  Palmetto Yankee

 Well sure - Carville's a former marine whereas
 Dick Morris is nothing more than a lying Nazi whore.

 Carville would have him some Dick...

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Marty's Entertainment Page

Marty always has good stuff.

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Journalists 'guilty' In North Korea


I heard them talking about this on CNN.
They said this was "just terrible because nobody knows if they got a fair trial
because the trial was held in secret and they weren't allowed to call witnesses."

They said this was "just terrible because the prisoners there weren't properly fed
and they were often subjected to harsh treatment and harsh conditions."

They said this was "just terrible because sometimes (they made this sound extra-creepy)
sometimes prisoners go in there ...and they never come out."

So how is their situation any worse than what America did under George the Rapist?

How does America admit to torture and try to take the high road with North Korea which,
as far as I've been paying attention, has not been recently accused of torturing their prisoners?

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 Subject: Dick Morris-Toe graphic 


Here's a graphic of that toe-sucking Dick.

Sorry, man, I had to temporarily cancel my subscription. 
Been out of  work since August 08, and I held out the subscrip as long as I could, 
until my bank account kept getting overdrawn and all sorts of other  shit started going wrong. 
I'll re-up as soon as possible.


Patsy, thanks.
That'll be the official Dick Morris graphic.

...and I understand about the subscription.
Surviving the Bush bastards is difficult for America and the world.

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Subject: Not all Democrats Represent the People

Although Democrats won the elections last year mostly because they weren't Republicans, not all Democrats are alike. 
Many of them are still in the pockets of the insurance companies rather than representing the people who elected them. 
It is up to us, the People, to keep the pressure on the Democrats to ensure that health care reform focuses on the People first
and not what the insurance companies want. We want a choice between public and private health care plans rather that give 
the insurance companies an exclusive monopoly for health coverage. We want to be able to choose to get the same plan that
members of Congress get for themselves. 

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
Founder of the Church of Reality

"Reality Based Voter"

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 "Consider the irony, George W. Bush's Solicitor General is now more pro gay rights 
   than Obama, a Democratic president who opposes same-sex marriage." 
       --  John King, to pro-gay marriage Ted Olson, ,  Link

"Well, I hope Obama will catch up to me." 
       --  Ted Olson,    Link

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 Subject: Burger King

Did you miss the fact that Burger King is trying to force MIC to take those signs down?


I caught that - thus the "cockroaches" comment.

Burger King has a real problem in their hands AND corporate rule books all around the country
is undergoing a revue by their legal teams to prevent this mutiny from happening to them.

Burger King has a nightmare on their hands - what if this handjob puts up signs that read
"Pro-choice women belong in prison?"

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Mike Malloy Live

Subject: Great Trip Report

Hey BC,

I really enjoyed your trip report to the World Series of Poker. So much so, that I can honestly say 
that I wished you had stayed in the tournament longer as much to stretch out your time at the Rio 
(and the length of your trip report) as to share in your vast winnings.

Although it would have been nice for you to win more, I got everything I wanted from my investment
-- I got to experience a trip to Poker Wonderland as seen through the eyes of Tequila Boy.

I hope you had fun there, I hope you have fun every day, and i hope you..

Never Quit!!
 Ray the Pillar

Ray, thanks for the donation and the kind words.

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Wingnuts Killing the GOP
 ...but feel free to continue


You must stop blindly supporting these right-wingnuts and the FOXNews network. The more they get stoked, the more
flames they spew, and the further and further they move from the independents who actually have the power to determine
the outcomes of elections. You must push back on these bastards and call their smear tactics for what they are.

You don't woo independent followers on an agenda that's pro-hate, anti-earth, pro big business, anti-equality. The rhetoric
of the right-wingnuts is making it more and more difficult to trust anything that comes out of the GOP. it didn't used to be
this way, and there's no reason why it cannot be fixed.

But there is a reason - Rupert Murdoch is making lots of money, and so is Rush and the other clones..

The American whore news media isn't about delivering news and getting it right.
It's about market share and ad revenue and you get that (apparently) with Nazi hate.

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 Subject: Bartcop Radio

Bart, I read your comment about 2 hrs of lefty talk for every 1 hr of right wing talk radio, and I agree. 
My question is, why are you not on Air America or one of the other lefty stations? 
You've already proven your popularity and you have a following -- and your shows are a RIOT!


Why aren't they beating a path to your door?

For sure, BCR is more culty than mainstream.
I'm not at all professional and my stories wander around like Jews in the desert.

There's some big BCR news later on this page.

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Beck From the Dead
FOX's drama queen is wacky on the junk


Says hemorrhoid surgery
was "eye opening"

Weird Search Engines

Not sure why but I signed up for that new Google Chrome.

Then I did a vanity search and I found myself on wholinkstome.com  so I clicked.
According to them, my primary Keyword is priscilla presley naked


We have some really hot bikini pictures of Priscilla Presley

but no nudity because, far as I know, she's not a Fascist dog 
so why would priscilla presley naked be my top Keyword?

And if search engines are this screwy, why do they mail checks to people
based on the results of search engines like this one?

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 Subject: doctor shooter warns of more murders

Bart, you linked to the quotation by Scott Roeder, who shot Dr. Tiller and now warns that he knows of similar
events planned around the country. So where are all the right-wing torture-lovers who insist that Muslim terrorists
should be waterboarded? Isn't Roeder's statement the ultimate "ticking time-bomb" scenario?

Yet no one on Fox or elsewhere is screaming that he should be tortured to reveal all the planned murders.
They somehow ignore their own screaming rants.

We must conclude that either the right-wing doesn't really believe that torture works, or else that
they don't want to go after homegrown terrorists who shoot doctors. Probably both, actually.

Thanks to Digby of Hullaballoo for coming up with this argument.
Look for "Homegrown Time Bomb" heading here:


By the way, she's really good.
Not funny, but a very keen mind and unabashedly liberal.
Paul Krugman reads her every day and links to her site in some of his blog comments.
  - Sam

It's a variant of Bart's Law #2.

When murder is rewarded (Clinic shut down) expect more murders.

That GOP handjob shot up the Holocaust Museum - don't these things come in threes?

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She was found on the waterfront.  Strangled, murdered for thrills.
The victim was a student and a high-end escort.
The case cools until another escort is murdered.
Then the killer mocks the police and promises more death.
This third entry in the Hastings series is equal parts thriller and procedural.
The killer's cat-and-mouse game with Hastings is disturbingly rendered.
Most unsettling is the killer’s “niceness.” Darkly entertaining.
- Wes Lukowsky from Booklist

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Subject: Factcheck: Gary Ackerman possibly NOT a handjob

Obama probably didn't say such a thing - the Pro-Zionists have twisted things again. 
Illegal Israeli settlements are one of the main causes of turmoil in the region. 
Why should the Palesinians play by the rules when the Israelis don't? 
Obama appears to have understood the bullshit of dying on the sacred sand 
rather than living in greener pastures.

I wish, like you have said over and over, 
Democrats would state the facts first and in plain English 
and not set themselves up to get their words twisted around. 

Ackerman released a statement of clarification regarding Israeli settlements.


NW Iowa

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Poor Tiger.
He's playing is so bad lately 
he wants to chew into his driver.

Reagan-the-Dangerous Quotes

"I speak today as both a citizen of the United States and of the world. I come with the heartfelt wishes 
  of my people for peace, bearing honest proposals and looking for genuine progress." 
      -- President Ronald Reagan,  June 17, 1982,   Link

"Let me be clear, I am not a citizen of the world. I think the entire 
  concept is intellectual nonsense and stunningly dangerous." 
      -- Snoot Gingrich, calling Reagan all kinds of lousy names,  Link

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Accidentally frozen, pizza delivery guy Fry wakes up 1,000 years in the future.
He is taken in by his sole descendant, an elderly and addled scientist
who owns a small cargo delivery service.

 Subject: My Margarita recipe


Here's the top margarita recipe. No sour mix allowed!

2 oz tequila (your favorite kind; use only the good stuff)
1 oz Cointreau (not Triple Sec)
juice of one lime
Splash of OJ for a little xtra sweetness, if desired

Put it all into a shaker with ice, shake, strain into margarita glass (salted or not). 

It's my belief that one should drink only ONE of these margaritas, using only the 
very best ingredients, and then switch to tequila straight or on the rocks, as preferred. 
(IMO, too much citrus makes for a sour stomach.)

Hey Bart,
After too many bad margaritas at mexican restaurants we came up with  this one at home.

1 shot Puerto Vallerta Anejo or some other reasonably priced 100%  agave tequila (no Cuervo Gold EVER!)
1/2 shot of Citronge orange liquor or TripleSec
Juice of one fresh lime
2 shots of Paul Newman lime aid or Santa Cruz organic lime aid (No  nasty sweet and sour loaded with food coloring and corn syrup)
Garnish with a lime wedge

Not too sweet and you can taste that nice peppery tequila snap. Try  it and let me know what you think.
yer pal,
Leslie in Ashland 

PM and Leslie, with respect, I have a better recipe.

If you have an anejo, adding anything to the taste is a tequila felony.
You don't age a steak for 30 days them smother it with ketchup.

If you have a reposado, do a half shot and then sensually lick (don't bite) the lime wedge.

I don't know why they even sell silver tequila
unless hospitals use it to sterilize the instruments.

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Kay's Blue Racine

 Subject: more Bart readers

Hey everyone, if you spend any time arguing with neocons on your local newspapers online forum, 
tell the Liberals that are there with you to check out  bartcop.com. 

I just started doing it a few days ago and I got several responses raving about the site. 
Don't know if it'll increase the $, but theres a whole lot of people out there looking for 
a fun political site with brass balls! 

But Bart, please try not to bash Ford, Chrysler or GM too much or you'll scare some of them away!
 Danny Detroit

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Gadhafi: Reagan and bin Laden are Twins
 He's angry that Reagan had his daughter murdered


Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi on Thursday urged the world to understand what motivates terrorists, 
and likened the 1986 U.S. strikes on Libya to Osama bin Laden's terror attacks. He called for dialogue 
with terrorists, saying, "One must talk to the devil, if it brings about a solution."

Sarcastically, he asked, "What's the difference between the U.S. airstrikes on our homes and bin Laden's actions?" 
If anything, he said, bin Laden is an outlaw, while the United States is a country that should abide by international law.

This is one of those dirty little truths that you can only read online because the mainstream media can't tell the truth 
because it upsets their strict control of the news - but one man's "freedom fighter" is another man's "terrorist."

Anybody old enough to remember Menachem Begin?
Begin was once asked, "Are you the top terrorist in Israel?" 
and he replied, "No, I am the top terrorist in the world."

I guess I've seen footage of that because I can see Begin's right index finger 
stabbing the air as he was making the point.

"Terror" is what you use against a power that occupies your land.
George Washington was a terrorist in the eyes of the British - and Benedict Arnold was a hero.
It just depends on which side is doing the writing.

If a foreign country invaded the United States, wouldn't you and I be planting IEDs in the streets to kill their soldiers?

And I'm not trying to make a case for "poor Osama," but IF it's true that Bush went to the Taliban and said, 
"We want to run Unocal's pipeline thru Afghanistan," and the Taliban said, "No, we won't let you,"
and Bush replied with, "You can have a carpet of gold or a carpet of bombs - your choice," and they 
believed his threats, knowing that they couldn't stop the American military it's logical to assume they would 
launch whatever deadly attacks they could in whatever time they had against America's vulnerable interests.

Is this why Bush/Cheney fought tooth-and-nail against having a 9-11 Commission?
Is this the 9-11 truth that they couldn't allow to see the light of day?

IF so, it would make Bush and Cheney directly responsible for 9-11.

Good thing Lee Hamilton helped the Bush bastards cover their global crimes a second time.

Thanks, guys.

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The numbers came in this way:

I have no idea - 50%
Vulgar Pigboy - 13%
The Evil Dick - 10%
Garndpa McCain - 6%
Der Fuhrer Monkey - 3%

Poker Style Divorce

I heard something really wild on Howard Stern yesterday.

His guest was Hollywood writer and producer Sam Simon.
Years ago, Sam was a nobody who wrote and mailed a script to some TV show and they bought
his script and eventually gave him a job and he went on to produce Taxi and he wrote for Cheers.
He met and married actress Jennifer Tilly, winner of last year's WSOP for Women.

Then he was offered a chance to produce a new cartoon show called "The Simpsons."
He asked his wife for her opinion and she said, "Don't do it - sounds like a loser to me,"
but he went against her advice and took the job.

Thirteen episodes into The Simpsons, (Now with 418 episodes and one of the most
succesful TV shows of all time) they got divorced and she got a piece of his piece of the show.

Stern asked how much her cut was and Simon said roughly $100 million.

She got $100M after telling him, "Don't do it - sounds like a loser to me."

I'm almost always on the woman's side when it comes to divorce because I know how men can be and 
we can't allow a situation where the man says, "Do what I say or I'll cut you off without a dime,"
and then she's nothing more than his slave, so I'm OK with most settlements but $100M for giving 
bad advice to a struggling young writer seems like a little much.

On the other hand, maybe she got 10% and Sam got a billion dollars so everybody's happy.

For sure my good friend Phil "The Unabomber" Laak is happy..

He's living with Ms. Tilly and her $100M.

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"Hold him, Lindsey - he's still alive!"

Potentially exciting news...

Yesterday I discovered an e-mail asking why there was
no Bartcop Radio Show # 10 from all those years ago.

I did some digging and I found 12 early BCR shows that were lost in the vault.

If you think Bartcop Radio is lame now, you gotta hear these beginner, practice shows.

Click  Here  if you're a Member and check out the  shows near the bottom.

I had to remaster these pre-Tommy Mack shows to make them listenable
and that took all of yesterday so I will attempt to do BCR 153 again today.


Donations/subscriptions to the Tequila Treehouse have fallen to a dangerous level.
I've been getting a lot of sad mail saying, "Sorry, I lost my job and every dollar counts,"
but mostly I'm getting e-mails from PayPal saying "Subscription Donation Failed."

I understand - I know things are tough thanks to Bush's thievery and Democratic cowardice.

 "We agreed with every bad decision and helped to cover-up
   every crime that the Bush bastards Pulled on America!"

I'm not angry or bitter but I must keep the Treehouse going.

It's possible drastic actions may have to be taken.
Since I'm working for the subscribers and those who send "love" checks, they are my primary concern.

Possible options include:
Putting the main page in the Members section, letting non-members see the page after a few days.
    This isn't something I want to do but it would give fence-sitters with good jobs a reason to subscribe.

Doing tons more radio, maybe even to the point of doing a show per day and cutting back to one page a week.
   I've been listening to a lot of Howard Stern and I can see me doing a show every day but doing a daily page 
   takes so many hours, the radio show gets pushed aside and that's going backwards as far as generating income.

Got any other ideas how we can make this work?

One thing's for sure - you can donate knowing I'm not going anywhere.
If you're a subscriber, you'll get pages and radio shows until that Peach Truck hits me.

Should we put it to a vote?

Subscribers are well within their rights to demand more radio shows.
Hearing all that Stern makes me jealous because *I* could be doing that.

I have carpal in both hands (I have to wear a hand brace and an arm brace) and speaking into a mic
is so much easier than ten hours of typing every weekday so - if you're a subscriber - tell me what to do.

I think I could do a much better radio show if I did it daily.
Geez, it's so long between shows I almost have to re-learn how to do it each time.
I certainly can't get any rythym going doing one show a month.

But then, I know most of you read the page at work (I won't tell your boss) so I'm guessing 
the vote will be More Pages vs More Radio - but the page isn't bringing home the bacon.

Last thing, this is not a super-desperate situation. We have time to address this.
I just believe in shooting off the flare gun before the ship sinks :)

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 Subject: Burger King

Hey Bart,

The Burger King corporation did not come up with the idea that those messages should appear. 
Most of those Burger Kings are franchised - someone else owns them and they have a franchise 
agreement to sell the Burger King food and to do things a certain way.

The dick that is in charge of the company that owns those franchises is thumbing his nose at BK, 
which knows better than to eliminate at least 50% of it's customer base making a political stand
- especially an unpopular one.

If I were the Burger King corporation, I would say, take the messages down, and until you do, 
we won't send you any food to sell.   If the Burger King corporation handles this right, it could be 
a PR boon for them.  If not, they could be associated with these unpopular Republican views. 
Interesting to see how it plays out.  It's always entertaining to see Corporations eating each other.

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GOP on the Ropes


In 2004, a pall of gloom fell over American liberalism.   Bush was re-elected against all odds: a quagmire in Iraq and a 
faltering economy were not sufficient to bury the Republican Party. In fact, the opposite, as conservative strategists plotted 
for a permanent Republican majority.  Tom DeLay said "If 1994 was the year we stopped thinking like a permanent minority, 
2004 is the year we start thinking like a permanent majority: unified, aggressive, rightfully confident of victory."
Grover Norquist published an article called "The Democrats are Toast" in Washington Monthly.

The Republican coalition was built on at least three parts: the theo-conservatives who hated homosexuality and abortion rights,
the neoconservatives who loved invading oil-ruch backwards countries and the economic conservatives (who were given over 
to a dogmatic laissez faire public policy).

These sections hardened over the Bush years, giving no quarter on their various grievances and commitments. They became 
petulant. American conservatism was remorseless, and heartless.  Bush's approval ratings fell to about 40 per cent (then to 20). 
In 2006, the Democrats took control over the legislature. A Democrat won DeLay's seat. Two years later, Obama kicked
McCain's ass. DeLay's permanent majority dissolved. 

Bob Herbert wrote: "It's not a party; it's a cult.... This is the party of Limbaugh, Palin, Gingrich and Cheney."

The excecated zealousness of the Republican base prevented the pragmatic Republicans from saving themselves.

Damn, that's a fun read.

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 Subject: that Kansas women's clinic

I am not surprised that Dr. Tiller's clinic will not re-open.
But what that suggests is that our own "home grown" terrorists-like Roeder-are winning.

One doctor, one clinic at a time, access for women's reproductive choices are being chipped away.
The Supreme court doesn't have to overturn Roe V Wade.
It is being done on a state and local level.

Roeder is no different than any inmate in Gitmo. But the government doesn't get as worked up over someone like him.
Younger woman may not find waiting for Roeder and others like him to end up in hell (if there is such a place) 
an acceptable trade off, as options, and control, and choices, wither away.
I'm not sure what the answer is.
Roeder wins this battle.
 Mary Lou

Some GOP handjob shot up the Holocaust Museum yesterday - surely he was emboldened by the doctor killer.
Brainless Republicans tend to settle political disputes with bullets and ammonium nitrate.

...and people wonder why I carry a gun and use a pen name.

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 Subject: Levitating Train between DisneyLand and Vegas

Yes, it's a MagLev train. 
Electromagnets underneath the cars allow it to hover a half inch or so above the track. 
Makes for less friction, a smoother ride, and greater speed. 

China has a German-built Maglev train that takes you to the Pudong airport at 260 mph. 
Surely Vegas is ritzier than Pudong.


...so why are Republicans against an efficient high-speed train?

Because it doesn't put any money in the pockets of the Bush bastards?


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There she goes ...again
 Carrie Prejean stripped of Trump's crown


Controversy magnet (Great nick) Carrie Prejean has lost her Miss California crown.

The breast-implanting Christian (Why does God's temple need breast implants?) who last month was allowed to keep her 
title by Donald Trump after semi-nude photos of her surfaced, has been let go by pageant producers who cited "contract 
violations" for the decision. TMZ says she failed to get clearance to do "extracurricular activities."

Remember last year when Miss America was caught sexing it up with Miss Teenage America?
Wasn't that like the hottest story in the history of Earth?

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Lying Cheney Quotes

Joan Walsh:  Liz, the top military leaders of our country want Gitmo closed. President Bush, in June (2006)
                       gave a speech where he said he would close it, and he would bring people home and try them here.

Liz Cheney: He did not say he would bring terrorists onto the homeland. Joan, no, he didn’t say that.
            -- Lyin' Liz Cheney, screeching at Salon’s Joan Walsh on CNN,   Link

"I’d like to end Guantanamo. We will send people back to their home countries. 
  There are some who need to be tried in U.S. courts."
   -- Der Fuhrer Monkey,  June 2006    Link

"The Cheney lies remind me of this guy whose wife disappeared, and he denied for 10 years that he had 
anything to do with it. He swore she just walked away and that she was still alive somewhere. Eventually 
his father confessed that his son 'accidentally' killed her during a fight and that he helped bury her. 
The moral? Once you commit crimes, a little lying to stay out of jail is nothing. And you can count on 
your family to cover it up...for a while, at least." 
   -- hyacinthgirl 

"Liz, history will remember you as your father's tool. You know that, right? 
  History doesn't have an erase button...no matter what your dad and mom say!"
   -- Mr. Sonia Herecomestheangst 

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Anna Kournikova - not marriage material?
 Crooner boy ain't getting any tonight


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 I think it's fun n when people say, "But she's never won a major tournament."
 Yeah, as if tennis trophies is what men lust after.

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