"Let me say, like Hillary, (What?)
I misspoke. Let me just say 'Zionists'. I'm not talking about all Jews, all
people of the Jewish faith, I'm talking about Zionists. I'm not talking about emotionally charged
words... They can jump on that one phrase if they want to, but they can't undo history
and the facts..." -- Jeremiah Wright, digging
the hole deeper and deeper, Link
Hey Jeremiah, maybe it's time for you to shut the fuck up.
We know you love the spotlight and we know you want to hurt Obama.
You think he betrayed you, but what else could he do?
You're a f-ing loon and you're poison to any policitian
who claims to know you.
Maybe you should do more praying and less talking.
Excerpt: There’s been a lot of talk lately among Republicans
about the need to find a new face for our party. Rush Limbaugh
and Dick Cheney are, let’s face it, a bit scary.
John Boehner looks like he wants to sell you a used car and Mitch the Bitch
looks like he's the accountant who’s explaining
to you why you can’t afford the car that Boehner's trying to get you to
So we Republicans have a Face Gap with the Democrats,
who have the best face of all in Obama.
Well, I think I’ve found the new face of the Republican
Party. It’s not a new one, entirely, and it’s been
hiding out on national television every weekday
morning from six to nine. Joe Scarborough."
Bart, dude, definitely go with the radio route.
As much as I love the daily hit of the Bartcop
Page, you have got to make money too.
Myself, I have only listened to one lone radio
program that was there as a sample a few years ago,
and it totally got me in an appreciation mode
as to what you are doing beyond the fact that I was
already a regular Bartcop reader, hearing your
voice and your laugh and all, like you were
expressing the sentiment, "Can you believe this
So, it might force my hand, get me to ante up
and get in league with Bartcop Radio or be left behind.
I still think you should be putting your energies
into Bartcop Radio, there is much more promise there.
Do the radio, man,
Greetings from the land of the unemployed!
I'm awfully glad that I got my subscription paid
up until the end of 2012 (I think)
with all that tequila long ago - one of the few
financial gambles that has paid off for me.
I have some suggestions:
- Get one of the speech recognition programs out
there - some of them are even free!
- and use it to create the bits for the
- Most of these programs will read web pages,
and some of them transcribe stuff too.
Put transcripts of your BCR shows on the
members page as a further incentive to subscribe.
- Put out a regular call to Bartcop readers to
call you and talk about a topic.
Put some of them in the members section,
and put a regular feature into the
BCR shows that highlights the best calls
you get about the topic du jour.
Sorry to hear that things are getting hairy at
the Tequila Treehouse.
Hope you find a way to make it all work.
And thanks for all that voodoo that you do -
it helps to keep us going.
Tom the Pillar in Pontiac
Tom, those were excellent suggestions.
I especially want to get The Bart Phone back into the radio shows.
BartPhone 1-800-530-2979 and leave your
2 minute message or question or joke or impression to be played on
If you screw it up, just say it again and I'll edit the bad part out.
"If a conservative comedian had made such jokes
about Chelsea Clinton when she was a teenager, wouldn't
the media have demanded an apology? Instead, the reaction was more 'Tee hee, look
what that naughty Letterman said.' " --
Howie the Whore on CNN, Link
First, there are no conservative comedians.
Conservatives don't know how to be funny - they only know how
to be evil douchebags.
Letterman wasn't trying to be cruel, he just got the wrong daughter.
Second, Chelsea never got pregnant because her parents
aren't insane hypocrites.
Like it or not, Palin is paying the price for her hypocrisy.
Third, who are the media people who are saying "Tee
hee?" Why don't you have the courage to name names, Howie?
Howie, you're such a dirty whore and you've always been
a dirty whore.
You being a media watchdog is like putting Rush in charge of
Tough call. I look forward to an everyday page
and am disappointed, but understanding,
on the days you don't post a page. Daily
pages have fresh material and the back and forth
between you and your readers is great,
especially when you post MonkeyMail.
On the other hand, a daily or maybe 3 or 4 times
a week show, would be awesome.
BCR is freakin' great, from your politics and
humor to the great music you mix in with the show.
If the radio show were more frequent then you
could employ more member verbal commentary on current events.
Leaving a message to comment on the prev show
would be cool to do. Maybe you could be in a situation where
you could have a scheduled show time where members
could call in live - wouldn't that be something?
All-in-all, as a member, I will support whatever
you decide is best for you personally and professionally.
I, of course, want 7 days a week of both
the page and BCR. But then, you are only human.
Keep hammering the fascist pigs and spineless
JWS in Saint Paul
What about doing a compromise – 2
pages a week – and 2 radio shows a week
then gave yourself a 3-day weekend (much like
the flying spaghetti monster)?
2-3 web pages a week is fine, I think. Balance
that with 2-3 radio shows...
Yo Bart - I just subscribed. Need you to keep
it up. The fascists/repukes are as stupid as ever,
and their crimes against America (two stolen
elections), crimes against humanity, mass murderer
monkey that's not arrested and behind bars yet.
You get credit, unlike a lot of newcomers, for
smelling that piece of shit monkey way before the stolen elections.
Thanks for the unrelenting, reliable hammer that
hitting the repuke monkey fascists early and on target.
My vote is for primary focus on the web page (hope
your hands and arms feel better,
I bet they felt a bit better during your WSOP
trip) They did..
I enjoyed your poker trip report, damn that sounded
fun, the pictures made me feel like
I was there (better luck next time, but hell
that's not a bad price for fun like that on a vacation).
Excerpt: Online, David won a seat to the Main Event of
the World Series of Poker.
Actually, he won a $10,000 check and they told
him to cash it and buy his own ticket.
But the check bounced because
Justice Department says poker is a crime.
If I was less loyal I could make a looooooooong list of
mistakes Obama is making
but I don't want to come off as being as pitiful as David Sirota.
But sending your goons after poker players means what - we've captured
You have agents chasing after poker players that could be looking
for bin Laden?
Poker isn't a crime, Mr. President, but the murders of 3,000 New
Yorkers is. Why aren't your agents working
In 1998-99 Ken Starr had 700 FBI agents combing Arkansas for trailer
who were willing to lie about our president - agents that could have
why those young Arab pilots-in-training never bothered to learn how
I don't want Obama to be another Ken Starr.
I want Obama to use his head and set his priorities straight.
Republicans think oral sex is worse than 4300 dead soldiers.
Does Obama think poker is worse than 3,000 dead New Yorkers?
Sidebar: Don't write and try to straighten me out.
You just thought I was stubborn about Eminem.
Compared to poker, I was Harry Reid on Eminem (not a compliment)
And don't tell me this is some "banking issue."
This is about killing poker and gambling and that's horseshit.
Funny how you can mortgage your house and buy GM stock,
you can take your kid's college fund and buy a topless dancing club
but playing dollar poker online is "dangerous" and must be stopped?
Republicans hate poker because they're religiously insane.
What's Obama's excuse?
Excerpt: A court ruled that Norm Coleman (Rat Bastard)
owes Al Franken (D) $95,000 for the U.S. Senate trial.
Coleman owes the cash because Minnesota law dictates
that the loser (That would be Norm Coleman)
pay the winner's (That would be Al Franken) court
costs in an election contest. Because Coleman sued
to overturn Franken's lead, he owes Franken's
A Coleman whore said they "wouldn't pay the costs
until the state Supreme Court rules on the appeal."
That decision means the $95,000 will tick up
for each day it remains unpaid.
Fine - run the bill up into the millions.
Each day you pout and throw a tantrum costs you
money and hurts your already-bad reputation.
Nobody likes a loser, Norm.
Nobody likes a sore loser, Norm.
Nobody likes a sore loser who can't accept defeat,
found on the waterfront. Strangled, murdered for thrills. The victim
was a student and a high-end escort. The case
cools until another escort is murdered. Then the
killer mocks the police and promises more death. This third
entry in the Hastings series is equal parts thriller and procedural. The killer's
cat-and-mouse game with Hastings is disturbingly rendered. Most unsettling
is the killer’s “niceness.” Darkly entertaining. - Wes Lukowsky from Booklist
Excerpt: What began as the normal transportation of a
Guantanamo Bay detainee to the United States ended in chaos
and destruction today, as prisoner Ahmed Khalfan
Ghailani easily escaped custody and leveled 15 New York City
blocks, killing and injuring over 30,000 people.
Authorities say Ghailani used a combination of terrorist training
and telekinetic powers to unleash a wave of supervillainy
on New York.
"We knew those Guantanamo bastards were supercriminals,
but how can any city defend against a terrorist
who can levitate 100 feet in the air, and shoot
fireballs out of nowhere?" said NYPD commissioner Raymond Kelly,
pounding his fists in frustration. "The worst
that we all feared is now happening. God help this nation now."
Kelly referenced the fact that many politicians
and American citizens have long been concerned that bringing
detainees from Guantanamo to American soil could
have dire consequences. Ghailani himself acknowledged
their concerns, laughing as he summoned a large
dragon demon named Kluulorth from the Hudson River.
"Only that wretched super prison Guantanamo could
hold me," Ghailani hissed
"Now that I'm out of there, my powers have only
"You fools," he added, giggling. "You unbelievable
Rush and Hannity tried to warn us about Obama
- but we wouldn't listen.
Excerpt: The Republican Party is in need of a leader and
a boost in its self-esteem, a new poll suggests.
Nearly half of Republicans in a poll failed to
name someone when asked who is the party's spokesperson.
Of the names mentioned, only the Pigboy and serial
cheater Newt Gingrich broke single digits.
Former Vice President and current dick Dick Cheney
was close behind, at 9 percent.
Among Democrats surveyed, just 17 failed to identify
a party spokesperson.
Seventeen percent of Democrats don't know who
the president is?
How do they know they're Democrats if they don't
Sixty-seven percent of Democrats named Obama as
main person who speaks for their party.
Koresh! Now we're up to 33 percent don't know
who Obama is?
Are these the same people who can't find America
on a world map?
Republicans have been forced to rebuild after
suffering demoralizing losses in 2006 and 2008.
Democrats control the White House, Congress and
more gubernatorial seats. The blows seem to have
taken a toll on the Fascist dogs. A third of
Republicans said they have an unfavorable view of the GOP."
One third of Republicans hate themselves?
With good f-ing reason!
If I was a women-hating, Black-hating, gay-hating, immigrant-hating,
America-hating Fascist dog
I'm pretty sure I'd hate myself, too.
Hey guys - remember YOU have the guns to put you out of your
Bart: if you do the radio that would be great
- either way I will support what you do.
Mike T the retired railroad engineer
Bart, it's your page and your show. Do what
I would love to hear what a truly well-produced
radio show would sound like, as I agree
with some others that you should be syndicated.
Maybe this is your opportunity to make it so!
Ron in Arizona
We are nearing the $4,000
level! Thanks to all who have been so generous.
I know what you're thinking...
"I've been reading bartcop.com
for years, maybe I should send Ol' Bart a 'love' check."
I think we started this the last day of February.
Now we're into June - but we're 2/3 thru :)
survive! The cost of catnip is enormous.
send a 'love' check to
bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155
Not only did Reagan murder Gadhafi's infant daughter,
he then used the rope
he'd been handed and hanged himself by defending
the action with,
"Well, she wasn't really his daughter, you know.
She was just adopted."
That pretty much sums up the monstrous nature
of that sociopath,
at least it does so for this observer.
Bob in Prague
"Number one, if the penguin’s gay, leave the
penguin alone. God made the penguin that way and I agree - I mean, I’m not one of these guys who thinks you should
be converting anybody to anything. If you’re that way, and you’re not hurting anybody. So who cares?...If
they’re happy, they’re happy. That’s my philosophy." -- psycho Bill O'Reilly, Link
"If only O’Reilly were as tolerant of gay humans;
alas, his record shows quite a different picture: In O’Reilly’s world, gay penguins should
be left alone, but gay people should be mocked, reviled, and censored." -- Ali Fridk,
"So, if gay people just walked around in tuxedos,
would O'Reilly ease up on them?" -- Mr. Sonia
"Does BillO believe that all penguins are gay?
And who's that guy across from him? Looks like they stuffed some homeless
dude in a suit." -- EIBruce, who doesn't recognize
"I can just see the coach of the PittsburgH
hockey team standing on a podium, stating: "We are not gay. We have never been gay'" -- RUCerious,
You're really the only political/humor site I
read and I've been following you for years...
I don't know whether you're the only one spouting
common sense or not, but its always nice
to log on to your page and see you go after the
uber-leftists (I'm one) who hate Obama cause
he's not this mythical "perfect" President at
the same time you take attack the hypocricy of the right.
Thanks not only for the hard work you put into
your page, but also for being one of the few
willing to give Obama a chance. Hope this
helps keep you going in these lean times.
Kevin in Texas
Excerpt: "Keep the heathen out!" chanted one woman at
a recent protest demonstration. "Keep
Satan away!" "I heard on the news that she is what's known
as a 'punk musician'," Sue said with disgust.
"I can just imagine her strange-colored hair
and lyrics about eating Satan's babies. That kind of liberal stuff might fly in
New York City, but not here."
"Look at her eyes!" shouted one mother of two.
"Look at the eye makeup! She
wants to rape my boys!"ha
""I just can't believe how bad things are today!
It's end of days!
I heard one of her songs
say something like, 'Why'd you have to make things
so complicated?'" recalled Jo Jack Jeb, owner
of Jeb's Tavern And Gunshop. ha
ha What the hell
is so complicated about living in this
country? Sounds pretty anti-American to me."
Anyone who sees a relationship getting more complicated
is definitely al Qaeda.
These are the people Obama wants to reason with?
I've said it for years: Religious insanity is
America's biggest problem.
Every heavy metal group in America would KILL
for that kind of publicity.
BTW, Jeb's running a special this week.
Chug a pint of Jack Daniels and get a free gun
and an Obama target shirt.
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