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 Tuesday  June 23, 2009  Vol 2354 - GOP Ice Age

Quote of the Day

"John McCain and others went quite crazy..."
     -- Piggy Noonan, telling the truth again,   Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Avoiding War Crimes 
Arrow Obama's 2008 Victory margin HOT
Arrow Iran - More Votes Than Voters 
Arrow Barney Frank - Legal Pot HOT
Arrow Is Tiger Hurting Golf? 
Arrow Review: It Might Get Loud 
Arrow Where was S.C. Gov. Sanford? HOT
Arrow Becki Newton Fashions 


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"Sen. Bob Corker (R-Asshole) was scheduled to meet with Sonia Sotomayor. Yet when Sotomayor was delayed 
because of her recent injury, Corker decided that he had more important things to do than to wait around for a 
potential lifetime appointee who is temporarily disabled:  Corker blew off his meeting with Sonia Sotomayor. 
Hobbling along with her leg in a cast, she was 10 minutes late and he said he didn't feel like waiting." 
    -- Huffpo,

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Gonzo's Advice to Bush on How to Avoid War Crimes


On January 25, 2002, Tortureboy Gonzales advised Bush in a memo to deny al-Qaeda and Taliban prisoners
protections under the Geneva Conventions because doing so would "substantially reduces the threat of domestic
criminal prosecution under the War Crimes Act" and "provide a solid defense to any future prosecution."

Two weeks later, Bush signed an action memorandum addressed to Cheney, which denied baseline protections to
al-Qaeda and Taliban prisoners under the Third Geneva Convention. That memo opened the door to "considering
aggressive techniques," which were then developed with the complicity of  Rumsfeld, Rice, and other Bush bastards.

They knew all along that they were committing war crimes 
so they built in a defense mechanism up-front in case they got caught.

And once again, why did Lyndie England go to jail?
Rumsfeld promised it was "just a few bad apples" but now they say
"torture is an important tool in getting information that keeps us safe."

And England - far as I know - went to jail for humiliating prisoners.
I'd much rather be humiliated that have a scalpal cut my penis 23 times.

The point is they were lying the whole time and even after getting caught,
Pelosi became the defense attorney for Bush-Cheney and that makes me sick.

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Obama's 2008 Victory margin


Polls now tell us that Americans claim to have voted for Obama by far larger margins than those indicated on Election Day.

Officially, Obama won the popular vote by 53%, with McCrazy taking 46%--a lead of seven points. But according to polls
at the Whore Street Journal, Obama seems to have prevailed by eleven points: 50%-39%. And the New York Whores Times 
reports that people claim to have voted for Obama by some 28 points, 60%-32%.

Thus Obama's win was not a mere "decisive victory," as all the press (and he) agreed. 
It was a landslide, like in 1932, with the Republicans not just refuted but completely routed.

Yet we still don't know who won in Minnesota?


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Iran Admits 50 Cities Had More Votes Than Voters
 Too bad our whore media didn't unmask the Bush frauds


In 50 Iranian cities the number of votes cast in the election exceeded the number of eligible voters,
the state's election watchdog admitted today.  The surprising admission by the Guardian Council was,
however, designed to undermine the claims of  Mir Hossein Mousavi that the vote was rigged.

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Call the BartPhone 1-800-530-2979 and leave your
2 minute message or question or joke or impression to be played on BCR.
If you screw it up, just say it again and I'll edit the bad part out.

Thanks to the people who've called.
I meant to put your comments in today's radio show
but I'm having some breathing trouble so no radio today.
Let's hope this is a temporary condition.
My doctors, of course, are baffled.

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"To my critics I have to ask - What's your answer?" 
      -- Obama to critics of his health-care plan,    Link

 We know the GOP's plans for health care...


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Barney Frank Files Bill To Decriminalize Pot
 Common sense on drugs laws?  Get real!


A controversial law in Massachusetts could go national if Barney Frank gets his way. 
Frank has filed a bill that would eliminate federal penalties for personal possession of less than 100 grams of marijuana. 
It would also make the penalty for using marijuana in public just $100.

"I think John Stuart Mill had it right in the 1850s," said Congressman Frank, 'when he argued that individuals should 
have the right to do what they want in private, so long as they don't hurt anyone else. It's a matter of personal liberty. 
Moreover, our courts are already stressed and our prisons are over-crowded. We don't need to spend our scarce 
resources prosecuting people who are doing no harm to others.'

I like this, of course, but why 100 grams?
Critics are going to lie and pretend that 100 grams won't fit in an SUV.

They tried this in Nevada, and the liars said, "That's enough to get an entire stadium high."
When you buy liquor, you don't buy 20 cases of beer and you don't buy a case of Jack Daniels.
If pot is legal, why not sell it in 14 and 28 gram bags?

Besides, if it gets legal the quality will be excellent.
You won't need several grams to get where you want to go.

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Subject: budget proposal

The military budget doesn't need to be cut, it just needs to be spend differently. 
For the cost of let's say one aircraft carrier, we could have a massive airdrop, not of bombs, 
but of free iPhones and mini laptops and wifi for every citizen of Iran, and what the hell, North Korea. 

Invite them to experience the freedom of the internet. Win their souls and minds. 
Make the foreign governments look pretty bad when they complain about a massive giveaway that every citizen will applaud.
 Michael Dare

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 Subject: BCR 153 cuts off early

Tell that dude to try opening it in another browser.
Firefox often cuts off things that will play fine in Internet Explorer - go figure!

Hello Bart,
The cut off problem could be from a couple similar things happening.

When someone downloads or streams the file, most browsers will put the file into the cache first (because it's big).
However, sometimes there is a problem and the whole file doesn't get transferred (internet connection problem, 
some brief glitch on the server end, etc. but beyond your control) 

When the person tries to listen again, the browser checks if the file already exists in the cache, and just uses that 
same (broken) one again instead of getting it again from the server. (I know, I know, it seems stupid but it actually 
makes sense, because otherwise your internet speed would be much slower)

To fix this:
Clear your cache and try again (most browsers have made this easy to do)
Close the browser and try downloading the file again, to a slightly different location on your PC.
 Jeff In Tokyo


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Mike Malloy Live


"Where to begin? 'Supreme Leader'?  Note the abject solicitousness with which the American president 
confers this honorific on a clerical dictator who, even as his minions attack demonstrators, offers to examine 
some returns in some electoral districts -- a farcical fix that will do nothing to alter the fraudulence of the election."
      -- Charles Shithammer,   Link

 First of all, that's what they call him.
 Obama uses that phrase for clarity - not praise.

 And what would it help if he called him nasty names?
 Why do Republicans always want war?
 Is it their goal to fill up Arlington Cemetery?

"In Iran, the mullahs are in charge. Khamenei, the supreme leader
  remains in charge.   Nuclear and foreign policy will remain exactly as is."
    -- Charles Shithammer, "praising" the Ayatollah one week ago,    Link

"This is so silly. We all know the only Supreme Leader is Rush Limbaugh."
       -- Jeff Bovine,   Link

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Cheney as a Wal-Mart Greeter

You gotta see this 5 second video.

Subject: BCR-153 Bonus:  Traction

I was busting a gut, trying not to HOWL when I listened to the Howard Stern bit on traction.
Thanks for including it on the page.
 Tom C

I heard that while driving and my eyes filled up with tears from laughing.

Artie said, "I can't believe what just happened here.
Howard, you should retire now - make that your last bit ever."

It was that good.

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No Jail: Chris Brown is a Felon


Chris Brown has pleaded guilty to one count of felony assault on Rihanna. 
Brown entered his plea before a preliminary hearing was scheduled to start in Los Angeles on Monday.
Rihanna had been on standby to testify.

After Brown left the courtroom, Rihanna entered and was addressed by LA Judge Patricia Schnegg, 
who explained to the Barbados-born singer that she had issued a stay-away order.

Rihanna had not been seeking a stay-away order, but the judge imposed one. The order requires that 
the two stay at least 50 yards from each, except at industry events when the distance is reduced to 10 yards.

The judge also told Rihanna it's not a one-way order and she will be in violation 
if she gets closer to Brown than the order allows.

For the beating he gave her, he got off easy.
But, having a "I beat women" felony on your record is no small thing.

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Is Tiger Woods Hurting Golf?


As the clock rounded past 8 p.m. Sunday, NBCís Dan Hicks said that NBC would be staying with its coverage
as long as Tiger Woods was out on the course. Hicks didnít mention theyíd be staying with coverage as long as
any player was out on the course, including the 11 players who were ahead of Tiger at that time.
No, per Hicks, when Tiger Woods calls it quits for the night, NBC signs off.

When Tiger shot 74 in his stop-start-stop first round, the talk his entire second round was whether or not heíd
make the cut, and whether or not the weather was to blame. At the time he was as many as 11 strokes behind,
there was more focus on Tiger making or missing the cut than on who was leading the golf tournament.

How long before thatís all we know of golf?
How long before the game of golf is one giant highlight from Tigerís video games?

Since golf isn't even a sport, I don't care - but the Tiger worship gets old real fast for me.
People would rather watch Tiger lace his shoes than watch someone else sink a 30-foot putt.

Maybe the simple truth is golf is so boring nobody will watch it unless Mr. Perfect is there.

There's also a mention in that story about Tiger sponsoring his own tournament AND
there's talk of Tiger competing with the PGA.  Is he power-hungry like an oil man?

Other golfers gotta be hating that.

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Subject: Consequences of Your Vote


People need to learn that there are consequences to how they vote.  We should place all people who voted Republican
from 2000-2008 at the head of the line when it comes to getting laid off.  The present economic situation is the direct result
of bank deregulation made possible by laws passed by the Republican-contrilled Congress in 2000, which was then signed
into law by Der Shimpanzee.
 Ron in Arizona

I like the idea.
We could also draft those Rethugs first when a Republican starts a fake war.

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Subject: Sen Ensign

Hey Bart,

I am so effing sick of the right wing hypocritical double standard and  the chicken-shit Dems who won't fight back!
Why does Vitter get to frequent whores and remain in office but Elliot Sptizer does it and is forced to resign?
Why is it a "personal matter" when Ensign uses tax payer money to pay his whore and his whore's husband,
yet the Big Dawg gets a blowjob and impeachment.

Like you, I remain in the Democratic party to try to change and  strengthen from within.
But it gets harder and harder with each passing year.
Koresh, I wish the dems were as brave as the Iranian  youth!!

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Bart, youíll probably get some heat on this one.

> Let me guess: Liam got divorced and owed his wife $20M?

No.  Liamís beautiful wife, Natasha Richardson was recently killed in a skiing accident.

Liam just made a bad movie.

Kirk, I wouldn't do that to the guy intentionally.
I fixed that

"Fuck Ronald Reagan. Then fuck him again."
      -- that was attributed to the vulgar Pigboy

Another mistake I fixed.
That quote was from Truth2Tell.

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Tehran morgue demands 'bullet fee' for release of body
 You have to buy the bullet that killed your kid 


The family of a 19-year-old Iranian killed during clashes between religio-handjobs and protesters 
says officials demanded a $3,000 "bullet fee" before they could claim his body at the morgue.

The fee was assessed to pay for the bullet that killed Kaveh Alipour, the newspaper says. 
The Journal says morgue officials agreed to waive the fee after the family argued that 
all their possessions together weren't worth $3,000.

This is the kind of thing that could get the protesters pissed off.

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"The fact is that, as a man of the hard Left, Obama is more comfortable 
  with a totalitarian Islamic regime than he would be with a free Iranian society. "
   -- Andy McCarthy,    Link

 Andy, first, go fuck yourself.
 Second, keep saying that because the voters like him 
   and you're making him more popular with your super-stupid lies.
 Third, why was your voice so muffled? 
 Could it be because you're hard to understand with your head up Limbaugh's ass?

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Subject: great Letterman joke

We must counter the right wing shitstorm in a teapot by paying homage to Letterman's best joke:
During the initial Castro health crisis a couple of years ago, Dave commented:

"No one knows if Castro will pass power to his brother, Raul, or his idiot son, Fidel W. Castro.

That line reduces me to tears whenever I remember it.

Keep swinging Barty, old man,
Wayne, Dayton

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"All we would do is undermine those people in the street, who the second that they are attached to America, 
the great Satan since 1979, we will undermine their cause. Itís so shortsighted I find it stunning. What would McCain 
and Lindsey Graham specifically have the president say?  Itís called 'showing a little bit of restraint.' "
   -- Joe Scarborough, proving he CAN tell the truth.   Link

  So why does he tell so many lies on a regular basis?, 

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Subject: raising revenue to stay online

Hey, BC, I still think you could get away with shorter pages, showing some mercy to your aching wrists.

If you could just get a buck a year from everyone that reads your site, you'd probably be OK.
But I know of know good way to set up tip jar.  The ineffectiveness of micropayments schemes
has troubled me for a long time, but I don't know of a good solution.

The only thing I can think of at the moment is more ad revenue, for example, by chunking the web page,
or stirring up controversy (driving traffic to see what all the commotion about "Bartcop" is).
Can you get Rush Limbaugh to sue you?

Rush and Laura and O'Rielly etc are too smart to fuck with me.
For newer readers, I'm undefeated in court.
My record is somewhere around 300 wins with zero losses.

That's not as impressive as it sounds - I worked for a finance companies for 15 years,
and I never filed against somebody unless I couldn't lose, but the biggest advantage is
I'm no stranger to the court system.  I don't mind going to court - most people hate it.

And it's the same for those Fascist bastards. They'd have no chance beating me in court because
first thing, in discovery, I'd subpoena tapes of their shows and show what assholes they were.
They know their words make them guilty so they fold up-front.

Especially that Laura bitch - I'd love it if she sued me for bring THE truth-seeker
who Johnny Appleseeded her spread-legged pictures to a wordwide audience.

In October of 1998, I was tipped to a website that had real pictures of Laura's cooter,
and I downloaded those pics fast as hell because I knew they were comedy dynamite.

Then I uploaded those pics to the wild west newsgroups. I then called by buddy Sabutai
to check the nudie pics out and he wrote back 10 minutes later, "That website is down."

So I assumed I was the only one who had the pics and I went viral with them.
Maybe 90 days later, a judge ruled that the pictures were so widely distributed that
it would be pointless to try to corral them or punish the possessors of the pics.

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"Since Obama has taken the oath we have witnessed: a) Hezbollah lose a shoo-in election in Lebanon, 
b) Pakistan begin serious efforts to control the Taliban and al Qaeda elements inside its borders, 
c) Netanyahu of Israel mumble support about a two state solution and rethink settlements and, 
d) A major awakening of the Iranian citizenry against the heavy-handedness of the mullahs. What hasn't changed? 
The simple-minded thuggery of the Right when it comes to foreign policy has been replaced by common sense." 
   -- Carl Owen,    Link

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 Subject: One lefty (Robert Reich) out of 20

ABC's "This Whore" - Chris Dodd, D-Conn., and Lindsey Graham, R-Gay;  Robert Reich.

CBS' "Face the Whore" - McCain.

NBC's "Meet the Whore" - Israeli PM Netanyahu; Sam Nunn, D-Hates Gays, and Fred Thompson.

NBC's "Chris the Screamer" - Gloria Borger, Bob Woodward, Joe Klein, Tina Brown.
Meter Questions: Will Fascist dogs oppose health care?  YES: 9 NO: 3;
Will Obama's policies be a riper target than his personality for critics? YES: 12 No: 0.

CNN's "State of the Whore" - Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., Charles Grassley, R-Iowa, Bob Casey, D-Penn, and Richard Lugar, Zbigniew Brzezinski.

CNN's "Reliable Whores" - Diane Sawyer, Bill Keller.

"Fox Whore Sunday" - Evan Bayh, D-Backstabber, and McCain; Reps. Pete Hoekstra, R-Mich., and Paul Ryan, R-Wis.;
 From James D. - Lineup from Crooks & Liar

I think we'd have to count Dodd as a liberal, but yeah, the Dems can't get on the air - even when they're in power.
The whore networks want name-calling and trash-talking and mud-slinging and the Dems are all about "being fair"
so they make super-lousy talk show guests.

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Need to take a sudden trip?

 Here's the deal

The first set of tickets expires in 30 days and I'll be damned if we
give up a free trip to anywhere just because we're low on money.

Anyone got any suggestions where we should go?

I'll bet Coos Bay is nice in the summer.


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Where was S.C. Gov. Sanford?
 Missing four days - staff didn't know where he was


S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford's staff said late Monday that the governor is hiking on the Appalachian Trail, 
ending four days during which staff and state officials said they had not heard from him.

Neither Sanford's office nor the State Law Enforcement Division, which provides security for governors, 
had been able to reach Sanford since he left the mansion Thursday in a black Suburban SUV assigned to 
his security detail, said state Sen. Jake Knotts, and three others who declined to be identified.

Joel Sawyer, the governor's spokesman would not disclose where on the trail the governor was hiking, 
nor would he reveal whether Sanford was hiking alone. 

First lady Jenny Sanford said Monday her husband has been gone for several days over Father's Day 
weekend and she did not know where.  She said she was not concerned.

What kind of marriage do they have when he can disappear for four days and she's not concerned?

He was obviously somewhere that nobody can know about - proibably with a girlfriend or boyfriend.
When you go walking in the woods you REALLY want people to know where you are.
They say he turned his phones off - who does that in the woods?

And why does a sitting governor have to disappear for four days?
What if there was a disaster or an important decision to be made?
I'd put money on it - he was either cheating or breaking a law.

Maybe he was blowing his meth dealer?

CNN reports his wife said "He had to get away from the kids."

Your kids are such shit to live with you have to leave for four days and turn your phone off?

What's the real reason, Governor?

If he was a Democrat, the press would investigate.

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LAFF Review: It Might Get Loud
Jimmy Page gives guitar lessons to The Edge and Jack White

 Link   Watch the Preview

As director Davis Guggenheim remarked in his comments prior to Friday night's LA Film Festival screening of
his documentary It Might Get Loud, "I just wanted to make a film about the electric guitar." As rock gods
Jack White and Jimmy Page (Jimmy Fucking Page!) confirmed after the screening during an audience Q & A,
there really was no plan for the film other than to sit around and talk about music. The result of all this -- as Page
might say -- is a tight but loose film about three men (The Edge being the third), their guitars and their music.
As a longtime Led Zeppelin devotee, I smiled throughout the old master's recollection of those days long past.

I think I'll see this movie.
Imdb.com says it premiers in August in America.

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Subject: credit card bastards

Remember the outrage at banks a couple of months ago rasing their credit card interest rate?

Well they or at least the Chase bank has found a way around that. Raise the minimum payment from 2% 
of the outstanding balance to 5%. A 150% increase as of August 1st.   That mean that my payment will go 
from $235 a month to $587.50 a month and since I get paid twice a month that comes to almost my whole check.

After calling them they wanted to transfer me to someone who could help me lower my payments by lowering my APR. 
The thing is my APR is a promotional APR of 5.99% because a couple of years ago I consoldated my debt 
so next month when I can't make that huge payment my interest will jump to their regular charge of 23.24% a month 
which means I'll owe an even larger minimum payment.
Go figure.... 
  Daniel P

It's amazing that crooked, gouging sons of bitches could go broke.
If you're a homeowner, you might re-finance that way, but I don't have any good answers for you.

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Subject: Donation

Hello, Bart,

I have to admit I'm not a real old-timer--only been reading you since the failed 2000 election.

I'm happy to have a few bucks to contribute to the hammer. As a poker player from a state with a felony 
law on the books for playing online, I thought about buying you a piece of the tourney. Anyway, I've gotten 
more than this bit of money's worth out of your work over the years.

Here's the thing: I don't agree with you in a whole bunch of places. But you're a clear thinker, and feisty as hell, 
and pretty amusing. When you say something I don't agree with, I'm willing to let you be wrong (I'd do a netsmeelie here, 
but I refuse to use 'em). Because having somebody out there pitching shit to the bad guys is important. 
Especially when you're right a lot of the time.

(I don't know what a netsmeelie is)

It occurred to me after I clicked "make payment" on PayPal that I probably could have got something for it. 
And I appreciate that you're giving me the BCR sub and a bonus--I suspected you might, being a pretty square 
shooter for a car salesman and all.  But I wouldn't have been a bit sad if you didn't.

It would be nice to live in a country where the criminals didn't win quite so much. 
I think we agree on that, and doing my part to keep your voice out there saying so is well worth it.
Take care.

Doug, thanks for that.
One thing - I head that a lot "I disagree with you often" so feel free to debate with me.

So many people start out with "If you weren't such a braindead retard you'd understand that..."
which just turns into an insult contest and there's no need for that. But if I'm wrong on guns, or religion, 
or backstabbing Dems, let me hear about it.  But don't tell me Ted Nugent plays better than Jimmy Page.

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BCR Show #153HOT

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This show is missing a whole bunch of parts.
My old computer no longer recognizes flash drives or CD drives.
The good news is all those missing parts are ready to go in Show 154

Click to Listen to Show 153 Bonus

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What is the bonus?
It's a tag-team ambush by Howard Stern and Robin.
One of their employees got a word wrong - traction -
and they jumped on him and tortured him for twelve minutes
I don't know of any other comic or comic team that could've pulled this off.
It was live, it was spontaneous and it was amazing.
If you know someone who says Stern has no talent - play this for them.
It's the hardest I've laughed this year - I hope you like it.

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