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 Weekend-Monday  July 4-6, 2009  Vol 2360 - Quitter

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Quote of the Day

"My traffic went down by 60 percent when 
  I denounced the war, but it went back when 
  those on the left thought I was one of them."
     -- Andrew Sullivan, gay-hating gay man,  Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Quitter Palin Shocks GOP 
Arrow Palin Lawyer fires off Memo HOT
Arrow Hitler on Palin's resignation 
Arrow Now, Sarahís Folly 
Arrow Zeppelin plays MJ dates? HOT
Arrow Michael Jackson jokes HOT
Arrow Woodward, OK hosts Der Fuhrer 
Arrow Brooke Burke's Sketchers HOT





"The President, you know, they just put Bernie Madoff away for life; the President's policies are Bernie Madoff
times a thousand. He is taking a wrecking ball to this society. The American people love this country. They love its
institutions; they revere the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. What the President is peddling is
something utterly foreign. He's dragging us into what de Toqueville called a 'soft tyranny.' And really I don't know
what the limits are on the power of the presidency anymore. They used to call Bush an imperial president, which
was ridiculous, this is a real, live imperial president, who wants to dictate light bulbs to what medicines you get,
to student loans and credit card interest rates. He doesn't have the constitutional authority to be doing all these things."
      -- --Mark Levin,     Link

 Mark, tell me you didn't just call for Obama's assassination.

 You didn't use the exact words, but your message is very clear
 to those uneducated but well-armed cave people who live in the Red states.

 Couldn't you attack Obama with fur, like you did Clinton?

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Quitter Palin Shocks GOP
 Half admit she's crazy


Sarah Palinís jaw-dropping announcement that she is quitting her job as Alaska governor before finishing
even her first term has divided Republican ranks and the wider political community in a very familiar fashion.

Many establishment GOP operatives and political commentators of various stripes were withering,
both about the decision and the way she announced it ó in a jittery, hyperkinetic news conference that
rambled between self-congratulation and bitter accusations at the foes she says are eager to destroy her.

Her wacly performance adds credence to the claims of some associates that Palin ó burned by the intense
scrutiny on her and the crossfire that swirls around her ó is so fed up that she's ready to get out of politics.
Even if it's only the small stage of Alaska politics she hopes to escape, skeptics say Fridayís events also
diminished and perhaps even demolished what was left of her viability as a 2012 presidential candidate.

But her defenders believed an unorthodox move, even if risky, has a clear logic and may only further
increase her standing with conservatives who donít care what establishment figures in or out of the GOP think.

Is this why she picked that idiotic fight with Letterman?
So she could say, "The media is against me?"

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Franken Quotes

"There's something in Hillary as a model for me, because Hillary, well she came in with a different kind
of celebrity obviously. But there was a kind of skepticism where she had to prove herself a certain way and
also prove not to be a kind of a show horse, but to be a work horse. And so I want to put my head down and
get to work when I get there."
      -- Senator-elect Al Franken (D-MN)    Link

"Al Frankenís dirty secret is thatÖheís a big policy wonk. I used to go on Frankenís radio show, all ready
to be jocular - and what he wanted to talk about was the arithmetic of Social Security, or the structure of
Medicare Part D. In fact, the only elected official I know whoís wonkier than Al Franken is Rush Holt,
my congressman - and he used to be the assistant director of Princetonís plasma physics lab...
So what will Franken do to the level of Senate discourse? Heíll raise it."
      -- Paul Krugman,    Link

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Palin's Lawyer fires off a Memo
 "You better not report what I'm saying..."


The only thing harder to understand than Sarah Palin's inscrutable resignation speech Friday was the statement 
her lawyer released Saturday, threatening media outlets with lawsuits if they reported allegations that she's quitting 
because of a criminal investigation into the Wasilla Sports Complex boondoggle.

Village Voice reporter Wayne Barrett broke the story back in September, examining whether Palin supporters 
who made money on the controversial sports-complex deal helped the Palins build their home on Lake Lucille. 
Max Blumenthal added details Saturday in the Daily Beast. Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore has been on the beat, too, 
and she's cross-posted some of her reporting on the Huffington Post. But Palin's private attorney, Thomas Van Flein, 
singled out the Huffington Post, MSNBC, the WaHoPo and the NYWTimes in his rambling (like Palin's speech), 
menacing letter -- when to my knowledge the Times, Post and MSNBC had never mentioned the allegations of scandal.

Naturally, the lawyer's letter, with reference to the scandal, made the Washington Post today -- just what Palin wanted? 
Mention in the New York Times and on MSNBC can't be too far behind.

I've heard and read some allegations that she's quitting because of a 
criminal investigation into the Methsilla Sports Complex boondoggle.

Want to come after me?

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Hitler on Palin's ResignationHOT  Now with working link!!


 4 minute hilarious movie - with or without speakers

Tomorrow: Hitler gets the news about Michael Jackson

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Sarah: Big girls donít quit


Crying - you can get away with these days. But quitting? Not until you absolutely have to, 
and even then you might hold on for a few extra weeks...

But Palin didnít just quit. She quit and proceeded to praise herself for doing so. This took a quintessentially 
Palinesque form, combining an unjustified air of selflessness with an unjustified sense of self-pity. "I thought about 
how much fun some governors have as lame ducks: travel around the state, to the Lower 48, maybe, overseas on 
international trade - as so many politicians do," Palin mused. "And then I thought: Thatís whatís wrong. Many just 
accept that lame-duck status, hit the road, draw the paycheck and 'milk it.' Iím not putting Alaska through that."

She is such a clumsy liar.

She said she didn't want to do the lame duck thing, where you travel a lot and waste Alaskan's money.
But about 2 minutes earlier, she said she'd flown to Kosovo to tell an Alaskan military unit "Hey."

Wanna bet her jet stopped in London and Paris and Rome to "refuel?"

She's absoluitely clueless and 100% confident that she's right.
Reminds me of a certain Monkey Dictator...


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Now, Sarahís Folly
 by fanger Maureen Dowd


After girlish burbling about how "progressing our state" and serving Alaska "is the greatest honor that I could imagine,"
and raving about how much she loves her job, she abruptly announced that she was making the ultimate sacrifice:
dumping the state on her lieutenant.

Why "milk it," as she put it, when you can quit it?  "Only dead fish go with the flow," she said, while cold fish can
blow out of town. Leaving Alaska in the lurch is best for Alaska. She can better "effect change" in government from
outside government. She can fulfill her promise of "efficiencies and ffectiveness" by deserting Juneau midway through
her term - and taking her tanning bed with her.

"We need those who will respect our Constitution," said Palin, who swore on the Bible to uphold the Constitution.
She said she canít fulfill that silly old oath of office in the usual way because sheís not "wired to operate under the
same old politics as usual."    Naturally, she dragged the troops in, saying that her trip to see wounded soldiers
overseas "fortified" her decision to give up because "they donít give up."

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Huckabee on Sarah Palin


Huckabee deemed it "a risky strategy," adding that "if she did get out because of a feeling of getting chased,
that's not going to stop if she stays in politics."

He also questioned the way the resignation was announced, saying, "You don't call a press conference to create
questions, you call one to resolve them.  If that had been the case for me, I would have quit about the first month?
Been there, done that.? One of the things you have to do is decide, 'Look, they're not going to chase me out.'"

"The danger that Sarah Palin faces," said Huckabee "is people who say, '"Look if they chase you out of this
it won't get any easier for you."

So - here's one way to look at it:
The Palin lovers are angry with her for pulling such a boneheaded and suicidal stunt.
No matter what, she's "Sarah the Quitter" now.

But those who didn't like her are now pouring on the praise.
They like that she self-destructed so they're all smiles and grins.

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"Chemical peels and all that stuff. It's ridiculous, man! 
  And I don't understand it.
  But he obviously didn't want to be black."
     -- Quincy Jones - stabbing an old friend in the back?     Link

 Quincy, do me a favor and don't speak at my funeral, OK?

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Subject: Palin

Bart, Levi Johnston is suing for joint custody of both Tripp Easton and Trig Palin, because they are both his children. 
 Dr Babs

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Seen on Ron's Jeep.


"I am deeply disappointed that the Governor has decided to abandon
  the State and her constituents before her term has concluded."
     -- Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska),  Link

"A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket
  and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can win. And I'm doing that."
     -- Palin, with a straight face,   Link

" Good point guards don't quit and walk off the court."
     -- John Weaver, senior rethug party strategist,     Link

"It just really doesn't pass the straight-face test...
  All this clouds her ability to run for office in the future."
     --  Joe Scarborough  (R-Intern Killer),     Link

"I've always said Sarah Palin's political ambition combined with her intellect
  is like putting a jet engine on a golf cart.  Today she proved it."
     --  Shannyn Moore,   Link

   ha ha

"Her epistemology is good."
     --  Pamela Geller,  Link

 I had to look up epistemology, so you know Palin had to look it up.
 It means the ability to process knowledge and learn.

 Sure, that's what Palin's known for - her big brain.

"If Palin is anything like I think she is (know she is), Obamaís treasonous presidency is responsible for this.
She, like all patriotic Americans, is shocked by what is happening. Obama is destroying this country. She knows it.
We all know it. We need a leader. She is answering our call. She did not quit. She is going to get into the fight to
save America. Watch what happens."  -
     -- Pamela Geller,  who could be right,    Link

 Never underestimate how much the right-wing hates having "one of them" in the White House.

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Those Bush Bastards

Zeppelin offered MJ's tour dates?
AEG hopes Led Zeppelin will play some of Jacko's O2 arena gigs 


AEG Live, the team behind the King of Pop's 50-night stint, want the rock supergroup to alternate shows with Abba. 
Both bands - who have sold 600 million albums between them - have been offered big money to reform. 
Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, and John Paul Jones have been approached. 

They played their only concert in 19 years at the O2 in 2007 and are seen as one of the few acts who could rival Jacko. 
His This Is It tour was due to start at the London venue on July 13. 

AEG face multi-million pound losses if they cannot fill the slots. A source said: "Only Michael Jackson could sell out 
50 nights at such a big arena, but Led Zeppelin and Abba combined might just rival him. There is huge money on the table." 

But if you're already super-rich, what constitutes "huge money?"

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Subject: Pigboy calling for US military coup?


 Thanks to Rude Rich

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Michael Jackson jokes

My family - my Catholic family - sends me jokes.

Michael Jackson was at the beach the other day
and some lady said, "Sir, please get out of my son."

McDonalds is going to sell the McJackson sandwich.
It's 50 year-old meat sandwiched between 10-year old buns.

I heard the autopsy revealed he died from food poisoning.
He ate a ten-year old wiener.

OK, did I mention that my family was Catholic? (Impeccable spelling)
And that they enjoy a good man-on-boy sex joke?

Is this a gag?
Is that you, Artie?

MJ denied the accusations and was found innocent at a trial.
When's the last time a priest was found innocent of sexual assault?

The Catholic Bosses were forced to confess to a worldwide, serial-rape system that
used a shell game to keep the families of innocent boys in the dark about the "new priest"
who left his last post after they bought the little kid's silence with collection basket money

This Catholic Rape Ring has operated for perhaps hundreds of years - Oh - and they continue
to operate even after getting caught hundreds of times - really?

...and my family is sending out MJ jokes?

One must have a sense of humor to survive.

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Woodward, OK hosts Der Fuhrer


An enthusiastic crowd came out Saturday to welcome W. for his first Oklahoma appearance since leaving the White House.

"Heís an awesome guy,Ē said Mark Dennis of Oklahoma City about Bush. "I love him. Iíve got a lot of respect for him.Ē
He said the country "is a lot worseĒ now with Bush gone from the White House.

Ray Griffin of Vici said he came because he thought Bush was a good president.
"He led with his heart,Ē Griffin said. "He was an honest man, and he did the best he could.Ē
Griffin gave Bush high marks for his work in keeping the country safe from terrorist attacks."

The next time Texas threatens to secede, we should insist they take Oklahoma with them.

We'll need a few weeks to pack, but we need to cut Oklahoma loose.

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Palin says Hillary shouldn't whine about tough media coverage

2 minute clip

Subject: Why did Palin resign?

Bart, "Go crazy??? She is crazy. 
I think it has to do with her house, no way in hell did Todd and some of his buddies 
build a 4000 sq ft house in their spare time. And with no records, I built my house 16 years ago, 
and can document every dime. They can't tell where anything came from or what they paid for it.

My guess is that she was offered a job somewhere in the Lower 48 making many multiples of her current salary 
as Governor of Alaska, and she jumped all over it.  That "four yeah's and one hell yeah" was the response to Sarah 
saying, "hey, gang!  How'd y'all like to move to Palm Beach, Florida?"  So what's the job?  "Analyst" at Fox "News"? 
Welfare queen at a right-wing "think" tank?  Probably nothing more extraordinary than that.

I think it has to be some scandel that's about to come to light. So far, the two best contenders that I've seen 
are a dead she-male hooker in the trunk of Todd's SUV or Palin has chronic gingevitis. Take yer  pick  :) 

Maybe it's about to come out that Sarah is NOT Trig's mother...


Questions about the construction of Palinís house are not new. An article by Wayne Barrett at the Village Voice
offered many of the same speculations that are now being presented as possible explanations for Palinís resignation.
If these allegations turn out to be accurate, Palinís problems would be ironically similar to the scandal that got Ted Stevens
The FBI is looking at the records of the building supply company that provided the materials for her mansion on a lake. 
The same company that provided materials for the 13 million dollar sport comples for Wasila. 
The largest ever construction in that town and it put them in serious debt.
 Larry in Antelope, CA

I figure the ol' gal will be joining the Vulgar Pigboy, Swill o'Liely, and a few other 
cosmic geniuses on a nationwide farewell tour, entitled, "We Lied, You Decide".
 Ron in Arizona

Federal idictments. The house that graft built. Rapture. 
 RD, who once picked up Hunter S. Thompson hitchhiking

Remember the speculation about the Down Syndrome baby and how Sarah was back at work 3 days after 
giving birth to a preemie and people questioned if it was hers?  I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't hers - Bristol
wanted out so bad she hooked up with Levi.  Or maybe Bristol and Levi have been at it for a while. 
Regardless, somebody somewhere might be sitting on some DNA results that she'd prefer to keep quiet.
Whatever it is, I hope we find out.  I don't wish ill on too many people, 
but I'd like to see this one go down in flames.  I'm going the baby route. 

  Thanks to James

Hey Barto,
I think it's the parasitic worms she got from eating undercooked moose finally reaching 
her ancient reptilian brain stem. Sarah will be living with wolves by this winter.

I think she's dumb as a rock.
She doesn't realize that you don't quit your first term as Governor to run for President in an election that's 
over three years away.  She could have used the last few months of her term to build her record a little more
- but, she's too fucking ambitious to even waste a few more months in the job her people elected her to. 
Imagine if Obama had quit his job three years in to run for President...  I just don't think the primary would 
have gone the same.  Every politician is ambitious, but she just made her self so transparently ambitious that 
whatever electability she had, she's lost.
 Kevin in Texas

My guess is Faux News offered to give her a show. 
She fits right in with those morons. 

Sheís crazy like an arctic fox, or at least her handlers are.  She gives up governorship of one of the least important 
states so she can set her sights on 2012.  At least, thatís what I want to believe.  The truth might be somewhere between 
that and the fact that sheís such a monumental fuckup that she could make Gee Duh look like Karl Rove in comparison.
BTW, I live in Honduras and Mel Zelaya is just a Chavez wannabe who had good intentions but blew it by trying to do 
an end-run around the Honduran Constitution.  At least the Honduran Congress and Supreme Court have the cojones to 
threaten him with prison time (and very likely follow through with same) unlike our panty-wetting Congressional Democrats 
who donít want to rock the boat.
 Jeff in Honduras


She can get a show on Fox News, write a book and reap the financial  rewards of being on the 
fundie rubber chicken circuit and not be  beholding to anybody, like constituents.
 Dennis R

All she did was secede from Alaskan politics and expose her hypocrisy. People like little Willie Kristol 
will love her for this. Normal people will think itís a skit from SNL. She a very odd duck and sheís 
head over high heels in love with herself.   And if she went away, who would Greta stalk?

She believes she is bigger than Alaska. She already had the ego, and with so many sycophants whispering 
in her ear since last year, she wants more. More attention, more power, and more money.
Especially the money. Alaska was holding her back.
She is not going away.
I"ll bet she's already been shopping for new outfits for her speaking tour.
 Mary Lou

This woman is so surrounded by yes-people and is so deluded, she will run for president.
  James M

It is all about money and putting her failed and possibly corrupt record behind her.
Failin' Palin is probably going to head some GOP propaganda machine funded by Rupert Murdoch.
Michael Steele's job is probably safe  from her as as she is after greater riches. 
Cutting the governorship ties allows her to become far more wealthy and independent now.
 Steve in PA

The Wasilla town thug is requesting the court allow him visitation with both of his children with Bristol. 

As they say in Jersey, "Whoa!!"

Maybe she is pregnant from some other than her husband, 
so she wants to be out of the limelight for the next 9 months.
 Henry R

Maybe she's pregnant with a Wasilla Meth-head.

Hey Bart,
My guess is that new Palin home on Lake Wasilla built with the help of a construction company 
is about to crash on Sarah just like the one that fell on the Wicked Witch of the West. She awards them 
a no bid government contract and gets a new house. This is the way things get done in Alaska. 
Just ask her buddy Ted Stevens.
Or, like a lot of these Repugs in the news lately she could very well be bat-shit crazy.
 Terry in NJ

She found out that Sanford was doing her lesbian lover in Argentina???

Palin wants to go on a speaking tour, work on her book and do guest spots on Fox News.
She earns 120,000 as gov.   She'll rake in 3.5 mill in her first year, and that's not including the book.
Follow the money.
 Pete in San Diego


Palin all in for 2012? 
We can only hope, but it ain't going to happen...to her lack of ability she's now added a lack of stability...
3/4 of a term as Governor won't get her thru the Republican primaries, let alone the general...she'll never 
have an answer worthy of the questions.
There's a shoe about to drop...or she's headed to broadcasting...or she's really as vapid she appears
and she's just not havin' fun anymore...I'd go all in on the trifecta....
 James S

She is resigning so that she, Todd, and the kids can
help Maw Johnston bring in the summer meth crop.
 Julian L

Only she knows the dirt that would be turned up by the ongoing ethics investigations. 
She's hoping to short-circuit the investigations by making the findings moot.
 John in Milwaukee 

Embezzlement scandal?
 Bob M


Hey Bart!!!
Some are blaming my buddy Shannyn Moore finding evidence of Sarah ALSO (ala Tedd "Tubes" Stevens) 
taking kick backs from contruction suppliers to build her pretty Lake Lucille Home in Methsilla, others are saying 
its because of people making fun of Trig (ever actually see proof that any one on our side said that?) Some say its 
because of David Letterman ...if it was I say "Gawd Bless Him" Some are accusing us "Bored, pajama wearing 
hateful bloggers" If that's the case I say "Your Welcome"   Any Way ,who or what done it....THANK YOU!!!!!
 Alaska Vic

Subject: GILF resignation

Look for AIP member Todd to be indicted for domestic terrorism, possilby in conjunction with the church arson.


Holy Christ, we were told this woman was qualifed to be "one heartbeat from the presidency".
 John in Oregon

Check Bradblog
Okay, I've now been able to get independent information from multiple sources that all of this precedes what are 
said to be possible federal indictments against Palin, concerning an embezzlement scandal related to the building 
of Palin's house and the Wasilla Sports Complex built during her tenure as Mayor. Both structures, it is said, feature 
the "same windows, same wood, same products." Federal investigators have been looking into this for some time, 
and indictments could be imminent, according to the Alaska sources.
 Sent in by Greg P


I think that Rupert Murdoch flashed a suitcase full of $1,000 bills in front of Sarah Palin's face and she couldn't resist. 
I'll bet you a donut that Palin has her own FOX cable show before the end of the year.
It will be a 60 minute program filled with war mongering, hatred, racism, lies, half truths, greed, and intolerance.
 Steve N

This has the hallmarks of a politician slinking away before the shit hits the fan. 
Another shoe is about to drop, but what is it? 

She quit because Karl Rove, Cheney, etc. decided a long time ago that she was not going to be leader the GOP. 
Maybe they even threatened her, I don't know.  But it's been clear to me that the real  of the power figures of the GOP 
have been out to bring her down since her bid for VP.   And that's fine by me, because I shudder to think of a President Palin, I really do.

She subscribes to the "It's OK if you're a Republican" principle.  Like a greedy Gop-er she went too far and got busted. 
Rumors says her ugly lake house was slush-funded through monkey-business and the Wasilla Sports Complex project.
 DC Madman


Bristolís pregnant again, or at least has been messing around, 
perhaps while Bible Spice was showing up around NY. 

Google:  Sarah Palin Federal Indictment

It is not for the good of Alaska. She is not that noble.
Perhaps the legislature, which has been riding her sorry ass since the election, has discovered something 
that would further embarrass them and her and that bastion of corruption, the GOP and they offered her 
a one time get out of jail free card and told her to resign or be impeached.
I hope she runs in 2012. I love a good train wreck. 

"Hiking the Appalachian Trail"
  Scott G

I believe she will replace Uncle Tom Steele.


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Bush's 4th of July speech


I wonder what Bush will say in his 40 minutes speech. Iím sure it will be sprinkled with patriotism, independence 
and how we were only attacked once during his presidency. 

Maybe heíll talk about how going to war in Iraq helped move oil from less than $25 to $147 a barrel. 
If oil could go to six times itís price, maybe cattle could go to $6 a pound or each cow could have six calves in one year.

That $4 a gallon fuel put many people behind on their stretched mortgages and kind of turned our economy into a tail spin. 
That money ended up in the pockets of his campaign contributors,  so it should be a fair trade. 

I doubt if he will talk about 4,300 American soldiers killed in Iraq or the 30,000 maimed for life. 
Or the haunting memories of thousands of others who watched it all happen.

The Iraqi people suffered the greatest loss of property and life, 
but I doubt if there is time to mention them in a 40 minute speech.

He could touch on torture for a few minutes.

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From:  Sara

Subject: Laura nude  Laura nude

You are truly disgusting.

ha ha
Look's like somebody is a little embarassed for their holier-than-thou hero.
Did it surprise you to find out what kind of woman Dr. Laura really is?
Damn, that's gotta suck - having the cold facts slap you in the face like that.

BTW, "disgusting" would be running those Laura pictures uncensored.
I covered up her most serious and vulgar indescretions. - aren't you glad?.

Dr. Laura has made this world a better place to live and a safer place for children.

Unless those children are 12 year old boys with computers.
Then I'd say clearly it's Laura doing the corrupting.

Why do you think she took her blouse off for that camera?
Why do you think she took her pants off for that camera?
Why do you think she took her underpants pants off for that camera?
Do you think she did it to give young boys a thrill - all over the world?

What kind of woman would do that and then call themselves "an example" for the children?

Y'know - I'll bet it's those millions of dollars she makes every year from people like you.

If those pictures don't make you take a good look at your hero,
how can you blame me for pointing out what a fraud that monster is?

When you meet your maker some day, what is it that you will say you have contributed?

What has Laura contributed?
Besides pictures of her legs spread bigger than Texas, I mean?

Another bunch of liberal morons who believe Obama is their savior! God help us!

What's he got to do with Laura spreading her dirty legs for a camera?

Is that how you chose to deal with Laura's slutty pictures??
By blaming me and Obama?

How about blaming the slut?

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Men gets tons of machine gun fights on wheels,
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I don't know of any other comic or comic team that could've pulled this off.
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