Friday July 31, 2009 Vol
2371 - Now wait a minute!
"People are worried about what Obama's reckless spending will do to the economy and
to our children and grandchildren, to whom a staggering
national debt will be passed on. But if the
worst that Obama does is ruin the economy, I will breathe
a sigh of relief. -- Thomas Tom Sowell, liar and whore,
me Thom Tom"
This Uncle Tom was OK with Bush digging the hole.
Now he's pretending to be upset about Obama fixing it.
Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Obama Turned Black
is a two-way street
Here to see if reality is a good fit for your life
"Six months into the Obama administration,
it should now be clear: Hope and Change came to the White House
wrapped in brass knuckles." --
Michelle Malkin, liar and whore, Link
the truth is the opposite of whatever Malkin says.
Obama's biggest problem is that he's too
nice to the Rethugs.
Obams thinks they'll listen to reason and
do what best for America.
Obama can't even get his own party in line,
so why is Malkin bitching about how tough and mean he is?
Excerpt: Two DeKalb County Officers are being investigated
for allegedly performing a background check on Obama.
Officers Ryan White and C.M. Route have been
placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation.
The States Secret Service notified county officials
that DeKalb County computer equipment was used.
The background check was run using a computer
mounted in a patrol car.
So some handjob birthers (Is there any another kind?) are investigating
"I do not know if he has a hatred for white
people. I can say that his statements and his appointment of a racist, Sonia Mayer,
that could be used as an indication that he is a racist."
-- Tom Tancredo, liar and whore, calling Obama a racist, Link
"We’ve become a rural party and a Southern
party. We’ve been losing inner suburbs. A lot of this was the Bush policies.
Obama carried - 78 of the 100 counties with the highest education. McCain carried 88
of the 100 counties with the lowest education. As we move to cultural politics, that’s
been the shift."
-- GOP Rep Tom Davis, telling the truth but still probably a liar
and whore, Link
"There are people proactively coming to us. We are doing far less recruiting and
more catching." -
-- NRCC chairman Pete Sessions, calling Rep Tom Davis a liar,
Excerpt: Judge Andrew Napolitano, a Fox News judicial
analyst, explained that under Massachusetts law,
Cambridge Sergeant Jim Crowley did act improperly
by arresting historian Henry Louis Gates.
His argument essentially boils down to the difference
between public and private domain. As Crowley arrested
Gates for causing a “public disturbance,” the
action is improper on its face due to the fact that Gates was in his
own home. Additionally, Napolitano said, it
was illegal for the police to enter the house to begin with, as the source of the report did not pass legal
muster to constitute probable cause.
Napolitano added that because of the violation
of Gates’s constitutional rights,
he would be eligible to pursue legal action against
the police department
I'm no lawyer, but I disagree with that part in bold.
If the cops get a good-faith call that two men are forcing open a neighbor's
front door what
are they supposed to do? Get a lawn chair and wait for the two
men to come outside again?
What if two men are seen forcing their way into a sorority house?
It's my understanding the cops knocked and asked if they could come
in - am I wrong?
Excerpt: Here is an overview of the ObamaCare health care
bill (HR 3200) which Congress is about
to force every citizen to live under, except
members of Congress.
Members of Congress will be exempt from being
forced into this plan. They will have their own.
The liberals, Democrats and some Republicans
- while forcing you to join the plan - refuse to include
themselves. Members of Congress will have a better
plan which gives them freedom you will be denied.
You can read an updated and revised overview
of HR 3200 compiled by Liberty Counsel.
Excuse me, lying whore - Obama doesn't have a health care plan yet.
They're working on that now - trying to come up with specifics.
The idea that you hate that which has yet to be created proves what
shit you are.
"What if a bunch of people decided the Earth
is flat, we're now going to report that story and let people vent on that? That's what news organizations
are about, is debunking and editing and deciding what's relevant and what's worth talking about,
and what isn't, and clearly the birth certificate story isn't worth talking about because it isn't true
- but some people will do something for ratings every time." -- FOX's Chris
Wallace calling Lou Dobbs a liar and whore, Link
Subject: RE: Interracial Couple
Hate Crime-Murder in 2369
Bart, some fact-checking is in order re: this
horrendous story you posted
about the interracial Pietrzaks who were viciously
hey were NOT white supremacists as you assume.
All of the perpetrators were African-Americans;
and I inform you
as a fellow righteous African-American brother
Just want you to get your facts straight on this
horrible, hate-filled story.
However, your point about the military scraping
the bottom of society's barrel still stands,
whether it be white supremacists or gang-bangers
from the hood.
Either way, this is a hate crime and deserves
to be treated as such.
The page gets put together at 90 MPH and the story
never identified the murderers as Black
but the last line I printed was"the
Marines spray-painted racist remarks in the home."
What racial slurs to Black murderers spray on
a white man's wall?
"Honky can't dance?"
The words "Nigger
Lover" were found on the wall in the bedroom and a mirror.
Pietrzak, 24, was white, his wife was black,
the four accused Marines are black.
So - they taunted and murdered him for looking past race and
not as a Black woman but as a woman he wanted to marry?
These were actually "joy" killings and they guys yukked it up afterwards?
Trial testomony says they went home and high-fived each other over
Will they be laughing when they get the lethal injections?
A blog about what destroyed the World Trade Center
Subject: Great Trip Report
Great trip report.
I read it twice, because I'm a product of the
NYC public school system,
and I figured 10 clicks would be better than
> "Mrs. Bart dressed like she was starting
The funniest line of the entire trip report.
I'm going to send you some bucks for that one,
because I spit coffee out my nose when that one
Keep hammering dude.
John in Orlando .
Your trip report!
Reading your trip report broke my heart.
I used to live in Pacific Grove.
Now I'm in Oregon where it got up to 109 degrees
yesterday and we don't have any air-conditioning.
We don't need it most of the time but what with
global climate change we might have to get it.
The pictures of the cool fog just about had me
crying sitting here in my sweat!
Subject: that stone house
Hi Bart, I am glad you had a great time in California.
I think the house in your picture might be Tor
House and Hawk Tower
built by Robinson Jeffers, a California poet.
There is so much beauty
on the coast and so little time to see it all.
Thanks for the many years of laughs and tears.
You keep me sane.
Some day I hope to be able to send you some $'s.
Keep the tequilla pourin' and the buds burnin'
It turns out that is the DL
James house, built in 1918. (Thanks to Sandra)
- just call the BartPhone at 1-800-530-2979
leave your 2 minute message or question or joke or impression to be played
on BCR. If you screw it up, just say it again and I'll edit the bad part
are welcome to call!
language decent so I can
play it in BCR@
Excerpt: "So a Harvard professor who played the "you don't
know who you're messing with" card to a cop
got an unscheduled ride downtown. Boo hoo hoo.
Maybe he learned something. Or would if he'd get
over himself, which appears unlikely.
Anyway, when the police come to your door, always
step outside. It puts everybody more at ease.
Also, be a regular Joe. They don't know how many
awards you've won and they don't care.
Silly misunderstandings are their favorite kind
of domestic call, so just answer their questions
and they'll go away. Furthermore, people get
arrested in their homes every day. It's usually the
easiest place to find them. If you've no experience
of the world, watch a few episodes of "COPS."
(Programming note: It's not on PBS.)
Alas, the average professor can be awfully hard
to bring down off his high horse. Gates was just back
from a trip to China, so he probably hadn't heard
a story that moved on the wires that morning about
five Jersey City cops gunned down by a perp who'd
hidden a shotgun under his bathrobe. One died,
along with the shooter and his girlfriend.
Chances are that Sgt. Crowley, who answered a
possible burglary-in-progress call at Gates' home
knew about it. Cops notice stories like that.
They're a reminder that even small, seemingly inoffensive
fellows can shoot you graveyard dead.
My good friend Gene must not have heard about what happend to
Perkel was drinking a beer one Saturday night while watching TV inside
The Springfield Missouri cops knocked on his door and asked him to
please step outside.
Perkel did as he was asked and the cops busted him for Public Intoxication.
That's some cold shit. That's why Perkel moved to California -
to get away from
vengeful, small-town crooked police who had his name on their minds.
He gets pulled over and the cops drop an ounce of cocaine in
his back seat?
But I agree with Gene's larger point:
It's wrong for us to side with Gates just because he's Black
just like it's wrong
for the Rethugs and Talk Radio whores to side with the cops just
because Gates is Black.
Remember when they tried to arrest David Koresh?
The GOP called the FBI "bullies" and
G. Gordon Liddy suggested you "aim for their heads" because they wear bullet-proof vests and a normal chest hit would not
Funny how shit changes, depending on who's president.
Former SecState Powell says that the problem in
the arrest of Prof. Gates was lack of "adult supervision."
He claims, then, that there is fault on both
sides. I'm confused here -- is it Gates or the Cambridge Police
who are hired by the city to provide exactly
that adult supervision?
Excerpt: Roseanne Barr has a history of doing and saying
some truly disgraceful things,
but this one really takes the cake...or the cookie
in this case.
So, you're going to attack her comedy by being
That tells me you have no opinion so maybe it's
best if you remain silent.
Her most-recent tailspin into the gutter involved
a photo shoot with Heeb magazine wherein she is seen wearing an Adolf Hitler moustache
and swastika as she takes
burnt gingerbread "Jew Cookies" out of an oven...
Wouldn't it be nice of someone published the comedy rules?
Mel brooks wrote "Springtime for Hitler" and not only did everybody
The Producers became one of the most sucessful and profitable
Broadway history - but Roseanne's the bad guy for baking Jew cookies?
What are the Jewish comedy rules - and isn't Roseanne Jewish?
I know nothing about any of this but Heeb
magazine is described as "pro-Jewish"
and they got a famous Jew comedian to do a humor thing and everybody
I don't do Jews-in-oven jokes, myself, but this wasn't really
meant to offend Jews.
If Howard Stern did this (He does badness every day) nobody would say
But because it's Roseanne and because 20 years ago she
sang the National Anthem
off-key so she's a target for the rest of her life?
What are the target rules?
And people tend to focus on something while this while giving the Bush
a pass on lying us into a war that's killed 4500 soldiers.
Seems to me if you're a "real" comedian (not Randi Rhodes, for example)
ought to be allowed to do the kind of comedy you want. If enough people
repulsed then the market will put you out of business and solve the
Speaking of Randi Rhodes...
"The reasons that I have for thinking Al Franken
will make a terrible Senator are really valid. I’ve kept them to myself.
I’ve not put them on the air. I let the man run without the burden of what I know, which
is all documentable and researchable and you can find it on the Internet. Al Franken
is not going to be the type of honest senator... that we were voting for.
know some stuff. I choose not to put it on the air." -- Randi Rhodes,
January 2009 Link
Same old Randi "McCarthy" Rhodes.
Have you even seen someone make as many bad decisions
as Randi Rhodes?
I guess Michael Jackson had her beat, but she's
constantly screwing up
and I hate that because she was once the best
talker on our team.
Remember when Randi said she had all kinds of dirt on Hillary,
but she couldn't talk about it because "I
like being alive."
Can you believe someone that crazy is our top-rated radio talker?
Excerpt: He's in hot water now. For a moment, on national
television, the President of the United States turned black!
Last week, when his buddy "Skip" Gates got busted
for being Black in Boston, Barack Obama forgot his official role:
to soothe America's conscience with the happy
fairy tale that his election marked the end of racism in the USA.
Instead, Obama, the excruciatingly middle-of-the-road
President, was seized by Barack the militant State Senator
from the South Side of Chicago, who reminded
us that cops bust Black guys for no goddamn good reason all the goddamn
Yes, I joined the Hope Parade and voted for Obama,
expecting just this one change: a direct attack on the remaining areas
of official sanction of racist policies and practices.
I'm still waiting. It was quite inspiring, last Thursday, to the see a
appear, if momentarily, behind the Presidential
seal. Unfortunately, Obama's swift demand for equal justice under the law
provoked only when the whip came down on someone,
like himself, whose professional and class status had, they presumed,
made them exempt from the daily insults and assaults
visited on their less privileged brothers.
Apparently that "Beer summit..." didn't go as
planned and I have a theory:
Thru inexperience or downright "Let's
fuck him," the cops screwed Obama over.
I give you my Nancy Grace Guarantee
that BEFORE this get-together was announced they had
the cop's word that he was going to be nice and
shake hands and agree and admit that "both
sides made mistake they regret" and
"they're all happy to have this behind him."
Without that up-front agreement it's big-time danger to give Crowley
This is why Obama and Hillary argued last summer
about ground rules for meeting with the enemy.
If you don't get their word up-front about what's
to be agreed on, the Cambridge cop is free to say,
"They ganged up on me and demanded an apology
but I said No because *I* did nothing wrong."
While they were meeting, Wolf the Whore read a statement from the Black
cop on the scene who basically said:
"Don't let them railroad you and be sure they
know the extent of the damage their fake charges caused."
Sounds like after Crowley gave them his word he'd be nice, he changed
his mind or his fellow cops
changed his mind for him because the whole meeting idea turned out
to be a near disaster.
This "Teaching moment" had to be hidden in the dark so nobody could
"The White House want to keep this crazy 'birther'
controversy going because the longer it goes, the better the
chance that they will conflate the crazy right-wing fringe with regular conservatives
and regular Republicans." -- -Bernie Goldberg,
liar and whore, pretending there's a rational faction in the Repulicunt
Use this Amazon
portal and they'll send bartcop.com pennies from each dollar.
"The American Idol producers know who they
want and they slant it to reflect that. They fix it in a way that makes you
surprised but it's still manipulated. Think about it...ADAM, ADAM, ADAM,
then...Kris....SURPRISE!. People think AI is a talent show.
No. It's a reality show with writers!! Do you think a billion-dollar enterprise
is subject to the whim of the public?"
-- Ju'Not Joyner, Season Eight contestent, Link
He's right about the money..
Is it as crime to fake a contest with hundreds of millions of
dollars at stake?
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Subject: Democrats still afraid
With the Democrats in the Senate dropping the
public option for health insurance
it's clear that Democrats are afraid of the Republicans.
The are compromising trying
to get Republican votes that they don't need
and votes they aren't really going to get.
No Republican is going to vote to reform health
care no matter how much the Democrats cave in.
The Democrats have the votes and they should just
pretend the Republicans don't exists
and do the right thing. But it looks like 1994
all over again where the Dems caved in and
it cost them the election. I was hoping they
learned something but apparently they haven't.
They are afraid of a party that has no power.
Perhaps it's time for Obama to show some
leadership and get the Democrats in line.
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