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 Friday  July 31, 2009  Vol 2371 - Now wait a minute!

Quote of the Day

"People are worried about what Obama's reckless 
  spending will do to the economy and to our children 
  and grandchildren, to whom a staggering national 
  debt will be passed on. But if the worst that Obama 
  does is ruin the economy, I will breathe a sigh of relief.
     -- Thomas Tom Sowell, liar and whore,  Link

 "Call me Thom Tom"

 This Uncle Tom was OK with Bush digging the hole.
 Now he's pretending to be upset about Obama fixing it.


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Obama background check
Arrow FOX: Gates arrest wrong
Arrow Read about ObamaCare 
Arrow Roseanne's 'Jew Cookies' HOT
Arrow The Day Obama Turned Black HOT
Arrow Racism is a two-way street
Arrow Carrie Underwood's troops HOT



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"Six months into the Obama administration, it should now be clear:
  Hope and Change came to the White House wrapped in brass knuckles."
    -- Michelle Malkin, liar and whore,   Link

 As always, the truth is the opposite of whatever Malkin says.

 Obama's biggest problem is that he's too nice to the Rethugs.
 Obams thinks they'll listen to reason and do what best for America.

 Obama can't even get his own party in line,
 so why is Malkin bitching about how tough and mean he is?

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Cops suspended for Obama background check


Two DeKalb County Officers are being investigated for allegedly performing a background check on Obama.
Officers Ryan White and C.M. Route have been placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation.

The States Secret Service notified county officials that DeKalb County computer equipment was used.
The background check was run using a computer mounted in a patrol car.

So some handjob birthers (Is there any another kind?) are investigating Obama?

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 Good one - thanks.

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"I do not know if he has a hatred for white people. I can say that his statements and his 
  appointment of a racist, Sonia Mayer, that could be used as an indication that he is a racist."
      --  Tom Tancredo, liar and whore, calling Obama a racist,    Link

 I guess "liar and whore" is today's theme.

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Subject: Obambam and Bart, the democrat dinasaur


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"We’ve become a rural party and a Southern party. We’ve been losing inner suburbs. 
  A lot of this was the Bush policies.  Obama carried - 78 of the 100 counties with the 
  highest education. McCain carried 88 of the 100 counties with the lowest education. 
  As we move to cultural politics, that’s been the shift." 
         --  GOP Rep Tom Davis, telling the truth but still probably a liar and whore,    Link

"There are people proactively coming to us. 
  We are doing far less recruiting and more catching."  -
         -- NRCC chairman Pete Sessions, calling Rep Tom Davis a liar,   Link

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Gates arrest was improper
 says FOX News analyst


Judge Andrew Napolitano, a Fox News judicial analyst, explained that under Massachusetts law, 
Cambridge Sergeant Jim Crowley did act improperly by arresting historian Henry Louis Gates.

His argument essentially boils down to the difference between public and private domain. As Crowley arrested 
Gates for causing a “public disturbance,” the action is improper on its face due to the fact that Gates was in his 
own home. Additionally, Napolitano said, it was illegal for the police to enter the house to begin with, 
as the source of the report did not pass legal muster to constitute probable cause.

Napolitano added that because of the violation of Gates’s constitutional rights, 
he would be eligible to pursue legal action against the police department

I'm no lawyer, but I disagree with that part in bold.

If the cops get a good-faith call that two men are forcing open a neighbor's front door what 
are they supposed to do?  Get a lawn chair and wait for the two men to come outside again?

What if two men are seen forcing their way into a sorority house?

It's my understanding the cops knocked and asked if they could come in - am I wrong?

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Read about ObamaCare
  You will be forced to live with it!    by Donald Wildman - liar and whore in Jesus's name


Here is an overview of the ObamaCare health care bill (HR 3200) which Congress is about 
to force every citizen to live under, except members of Congress.

Members of Congress will be exempt from being forced into this plan. They will have their own. 
The liberals, Democrats and some Republicans - while forcing you to join the plan - refuse to include 
themselves. Members of Congress will have a better plan which gives them freedom you will be denied.
You can read an updated and revised overview of HR 3200 compiled by Liberty Counsel.

Excuse me, lying whore - Obama doesn't have a health care plan yet.
They're working on that now - trying to come up with specifics.
The idea that you hate that which has yet to be created proves what shit you are.

Admit it - you hate him because he's Black.

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"What if a bunch of people decided the Earth is flat, we're now going to report that story and let people 
  vent on that? That's what news organizations are about, is debunking and editing and deciding what's 
  relevant and what's worth talking about, and what isn't, and clearly the birth certificate story isn't worth 
  talking about because it isn't true - but some people will do something for ratings every time." 
      -- FOX's Chris Wallace calling Lou Dobbs a liar and whore,    Link

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Subject: RE: Interracial Couple Hate Crime-Murder in 2369

Bart, some fact-checking is in order re: this horrendous story you posted 
about the interracial Pietrzaks who were viciously murdered.

hey were NOT white supremacists as you assume. 
All of the perpetrators were African-Americans; and I inform you 
as a fellow righteous African-American brother myself. 

Just want you to get your facts straight on this horrible, hate-filled story. 
However, your point about the military scraping the bottom of society's barrel still stands, 
whether it be white supremacists or gang-bangers from the hood. 
Either way, this is a hate crime and deserves to be treated as such.

The page gets put together at 90 MPH and the story never identified the murderers as Black 
but the last line I printed was"the Marines spray-painted racist remarks in the home."

What racial slurs to Black murderers spray on a white man's wall?
"Honky can't dance?"


The words "Nigger Lover" were found on the wall in the bedroom and a mirror. 
Pietrzak, 24, was white, his wife was black, and the four accused Marines are black. 

So - they taunted and murdered him for looking past race and seeing her
not as a Black woman but as a woman he wanted to marry? 

These were actually "joy" killings and they guys yukked it up afterwards?
Trial testomony says they went home and high-fived each other over beers.

Will they be laughing when they get the lethal injections?

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Subject: Great Trip Report


Great trip report.
I read it twice, because I'm a product of the NYC public school system, 
and I figured 10 clicks would be better than 5.

> "Mrs. Bart dressed like she was starting the Iditerod".

The funniest line of the entire trip report.
I'm going to send you some bucks for that one, 
because I spit coffee out my nose when that one sped by,

Keep hammering dude.
 John in Orlando . 

Subject: arrrgghhhhhh!  Your trip report!

Reading your trip report broke my heart.  I used to live in Pacific Grove.
Now I'm in Oregon where it got up to 109 degrees yesterday and we don't have any air-conditioning.
We don't need it most of the time but what with global climate change we might have to get it. 
The pictures of the cool fog just about had me crying sitting here in my sweat!
 Michael H

Subject: that stone house

Hi Bart, I am glad you had a great time in California. 
I think the house in your picture might be Tor House and Hawk Tower 
built by Robinson Jeffers, a California poet. There is so much beauty
on the coast and so little time to see it all.

Thanks for the many years of laughs and tears. You keep me sane. 
Some day I hope to be able to send you some $'s.
Keep the tequilla pourin' and the buds burnin'

It turns out that is the DL James house, built in 1918.  (Thanks to Sandra)


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at 1-800-530-2979 and leave your
2 minute message or question or joke or impression to be played on BCR.
If you screw it up, just say it again and I'll edit the bad part out.

Ditto Monkeys are welcome to call!HOT

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Racism is a two-way street
 by Gene Lyons


"So a Harvard professor who played the "you don't know who you're messing with" card to a cop 
got an unscheduled ride downtown. Boo hoo hoo.

Maybe he learned something. Or would if he'd get over himself, which appears unlikely. 
Anyway, when the police come to your door, always step outside. It puts everybody more at ease.

Also, be a regular Joe. They don't know how many awards you've won and they don't care. 
Silly misunderstandings are their favorite kind of domestic call, so just answer their questions 
and they'll go away. Furthermore, people get arrested in their homes every day. It's usually the 
easiest place to find them. If you've no experience of the world, watch a few episodes of "COPS." 
(Programming note: It's not on PBS.)

Alas, the average professor can be awfully hard to bring down off his high horse. Gates was just back 
from a trip to China, so he probably hadn't heard a story that moved on the wires that morning about 
five Jersey City cops gunned down by a perp who'd hidden a shotgun under his bathrobe. One died, 
along with the shooter and his girlfriend.

Chances are that Sgt. Crowley, who answered a possible burglary-in-progress call at Gates' home
knew about it. Cops notice stories like that. They're a reminder that even small, seemingly inoffensive 
fellows can shoot you graveyard dead.

My good friend Gene must not have heard about what happend to Marc Perkel.

Perkel was drinking a beer one Saturday night while watching TV inside his home.
The Springfield Missouri cops knocked on his door and asked him to please step outside.
Perkel did as he was asked and the cops busted him for Public Intoxication.

That's some cold shit.  That's why Perkel moved to California - to get away from 
vengeful, small-town crooked police who had his name on their minds.

What's next? 
He gets pulled over and the cops drop an ounce of cocaine in his back seat?

But I agree with Gene's larger point:
It's wrong for us to side with Gates just because he's Black just like it's wrong 
for the Rethugs and Talk Radio whores to side with the cops just because Gates is Black. 

Remember when they tried to arrest David Koresh?
The GOP called the FBI "bullies" and G. Gordon Liddy suggested you "aim for their heads"
because they wear bullet-proof vests and a normal chest hit would not kill them.

Funny how shit changes, depending on who's president.

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Subject: Gates and Overreaction


Former SecState Powell says that the problem in the arrest of Prof. Gates was lack of "adult supervision." 
He claims, then, that there is fault on both sides.  I'm confused here -- is it Gates or the Cambridge Police 
who are hired by the city to provide exactly that adult supervision?

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Roseanne Barr's 'Jew Cookies'


Roseanne Barr has a history of doing and saying some truly disgraceful things, 
but this one really takes the cake...or the cookie in this case.

So, you're going to attack her comedy by being cute?
That tells me you have no opinion so maybe it's best if you remain silent.

Her most-recent tailspin into the gutter involved a photo shoot with Heeb magazine
wherein she is seen wearing an Adolf Hitler moustache and swastika as she takes 
burnt gingerbread "Jew Cookies" out of an oven...

Wouldn't it be nice of someone published the comedy rules?

Mel brooks wrote "Springtime for Hitler" and not only did everybody laugh, 
The Producers became one of the most sucessful and profitable plays in 
Broadway history - but Roseanne's the bad guy for baking Jew cookies?

What are the Jewish comedy rules - and isn't Roseanne Jewish?

I know nothing about any of this but Heeb magazine is described as "pro-Jewish" 
and they got a famous Jew comedian to do a humor thing and everybody screams?

I don't do Jews-in-oven jokes, myself, but this wasn't really meant to offend Jews.
If Howard Stern did this (He does badness every day) nobody would say anything.

But because it's Roseanne and because 20 years ago she sang the National Anthem
off-key so she's a target for the rest of her life?  

What are the target rules?

And people tend to focus on something while this while giving the Bush bastards 
a pass on lying us into a war that's killed 4500 soldiers.

Seems to me if you're a "real" comedian (not Randi Rhodes, for example) you 
ought to be allowed to do the kind of comedy you want. If enough people are
repulsed then the market will put you out of business and solve the problem.

Speaking of Randi Rhodes...


"The reasons that I have for thinking Al Franken will make a terrible Senator 
are really valid. I’ve kept them to myself. I’ve not put them on the air. I let the man 
run without the burden of what I know, which is all documentable and researchable 
and you can find it on the Internet. Al Franken is not going to be the type of honest 
senator... that we were voting for. I know some stuff.  I choose not to put it on the air." 
      -- Randi Rhodes, January 2009   Link

Same old Randi "McCarthy" Rhodes.

Have you even seen someone make as many bad decisions as Randi Rhodes?
I guess Michael Jackson had her beat, but she's constantly screwing up 
and I hate that because she was once the best talker on our team.

Remember when Randi said she had all kinds of dirt on Hillary, 
but she couldn't talk about it because "I like being alive."

Can you believe someone that crazy is our top-rated radio talker?

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The Day Obama Turned Black
 by Greg Palast


He's in hot water now. For a moment, on national television, the President of the United States turned black!
Last week, when his buddy "Skip" Gates got busted for being Black in Boston, Barack Obama forgot his official role: 
to soothe America's conscience with the happy fairy tale that his election marked the end of racism in the USA.

Instead, Obama, the excruciatingly middle-of-the-road President, was seized by Barack the militant State Senator 
from the South Side of Chicago, who reminded us that cops bust Black guys for no goddamn good reason all the goddamn time...

Yes, I joined the Hope Parade and voted for Obama, expecting just this one change: a direct attack on the remaining areas 
of official sanction of racist policies and practices. I'm still waiting. It was quite inspiring, last Thursday, to the see a Black man 
appear, if momentarily, behind the Presidential seal. Unfortunately, Obama's swift demand for equal justice under the law was 
provoked only when the whip came down on someone, like himself, whose professional and class status had, they presumed, 
made them exempt from the daily insults and assaults visited on their less privileged brothers.

Apparently that "Beer summit..." didn't go as planned and I have a theory:
Thru inexperience or downright "Let's fuck him," the cops screwed Obama over.

I give you my Nancy Grace Guarantee that BEFORE this get-together was announced they had 
the cop's word that he was going to be nice and shake hands and agree and admit that "both sides 
made mistake they regret" and "they're all happy to have this behind him."

Without that up-front agreement it's big-time danger to give Crowley the spotlight.

This is why Obama and Hillary argued last summer about ground rules for meeting with the enemy.
If you don't get their word up-front about what's to be agreed on, the Cambridge cop is free to say, 
"They ganged up on me and demanded an apology but I said No because *I* did nothing wrong."

While they were meeting, Wolf the Whore read a statement from the Black cop on the scene who basically said:
"Don't let them railroad you and be sure they know the extent of the damage their fake charges caused."

Sounds like after Crowley gave them his word he'd be nice, he changed his mind or his fellow cops
changed his mind for him because the whole meeting idea turned out to be a near disaster.

This "Teaching moment" had to be hidden in the dark so nobody could see it.

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"The White House want to keep this crazy 'birther' controversy going because 
  the longer it goes, the better the chance that they will conflate the crazy 
  right-wing fringe with regular conservatives and regular Republicans."
      -- -Bernie Goldberg, liar and whore, pretending there's a rational faction in the Repulicunt Party    Link

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"The American Idol producers know who they want and they slant it to reflect that.
  They fix it in a way that makes you surprised but it's still manipulated.
  Think about it...ADAM, ADAM, ADAM, then...Kris....SURPRISE!.
  People think AI is a talent show.  No. It's a reality show with writers!!
  Do you think a billion-dollar enterprise is subject to the whim of the public?"
        -- Ju'Not Joyner, Season Eight contestent,     Link

 He's right about the money..

 Is it as crime to fake a contest with hundreds of millions of dollars at stake?

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"A Fox News Poll from last week shows that 84% of Americans 
  who have health insurance are happy with their coverage."
      -- Karl Rove, liar and whore,     Link

 Well of course - it's a poll from the lying whores at FOX News.

 Their polls are less honest than those phoney Kos polls last summer  that showed Hillary, 
 the Democratic front-runner at the time, with <1% and  trailing "I don't know." 

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Subject: Joe in Prague

Joe has no reason to come back from Prague. 
They have universal  healthcare, and their standard of living 
makes us look like a  third-world country.

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Subject: Democrats still afraid of Republicans

With the Democrats in the Senate dropping the public option for health insurance 
it's clear that Democrats are afraid of the Republicans. The are compromising trying 
to get Republican votes that they don't need and votes they aren't really going to get. 

No Republican is going to vote to reform health care no matter how much the Democrats cave in.

The Democrats have the votes and they should just pretend the Republicans don't exists
and do the right thing. But it looks like 1994 all over again where the Dems caved in and 
it cost them the election. I was hoping they learned something but apparently they haven't. 

They are afraid of a party that has no power. Perhaps it's time for Obama to show some 
leadership and get the Democrats in line.

Marc Perkel
Gilroy, CA. 95020
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
Founder of the Church of Reality
"Reality Based Voter

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