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Quote of the Day "As a supporter of Sarah Palin for taking over    the GOP, I'm one of her great advocates.    What an attractive, young, neocon reactionary!    Wow! There's never been one like her."      -- John Conyers, with a little sarcasm,   Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Obama: With or without GOP  Leslie Van Houten: A Friendship  Quad Shot of Monkey Mail  I'm an atheist, so what?  Blackwater Founder a Murderer?  Gunman bitter over women  Hayden Got Naked - Bad Move?

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"When future historians look back at this passage in our nation's history, I suspect they'll conclude 
  that this Obama-isn't-American nuttiness refracted the insecurities and, in some cases, the hatred 
  that a portion of conservative white America felt about having a black president."
      -- Harold Meyerson, on the Birther handjobs,   Link
 

  I would offer up a shot of Chinaco for this flash of sanity if I hadn't said it first.
 This IS all about hating the fact that "one of them" got into the White House.
 

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Obama: health overhaul with or without GOP

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 Excerpt:
Obama said Wednesday he's determined to get an overhaul of the health care system
before the end of the year and, if necessary, without the support of the anti-American Republicunts.

Democrats may have to carry the legislation to expand coverage and try to control medical costs
with votes from lawmakers of their own party — or at best a handful of Republicans.

Obama pledged successful conclusion of the health care overhaul that he argues would stabilize the nation's fiscal health.

"I promise you, we will pass reform by the end of this year because the American people need it," he said.

That will take some doing, since action on legislation in the House and Senate has been slowed by Blue Dog Demo handjobs.
Republican deniers oppose the Democrats' approach, and they're saying Congress should start over.
After his speech, Obama said he is not wedded to a bill with Republican as well as Democratic support.

"Screw those anti-American Fascist dogs," is what Obama would've said if *I* had written his speech.

"Sometime in September we're going to have to make an assessment" about whether to keep trying
to negotiate with the religiously-insane Republican-Theo-Fascists, he could've told MSNBC.
 

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Subject: How to combat (astro)"turfers" at townhall meetings

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Quotes

"You try to tell me anything about the newpapers business!
  Sir, I have been through it from Alpha to Omaha, and I tell you
  that the less a man knows, the bigger the noise he makes
  and the higher the salary he commands."
      --  Mark Twain, sent in by Chuck S
 

Mark Twain damn sure knew what he was talking about:

According to the Aug 10 TV Guide

$15M  Katie the Perky
$13M  Matt Lauer
$12M  Diane Sawyer - I have pictures of her naked.
$10M  Meredith Viera
$10M  Bill O'Reilly to pay off the women he's molested
$  7M  Larry King to pay alimony to seven women
$  7M  Keith Olbermann
$  5M  Anderson Cooper
$  3M  Wolf the Whore
$  3M  Chris the Screamer
$  2M  for Glenn Beck to scream "That racist isn't even an American!!!"

They couldn't get some clown to do Beck's job for $100K?

You see anybody on that list with an IQ as high as 100?
 

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Subject: I hate that bartcop

Tulsa Police Department reports finding an man's body in the Arkansas river just west of Tulsa.
The dead man is believed to be Bartcop is a popular Democratic blogger  bartcop.com from Tulsa, OK

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive Chinaco Anejo Tequila consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an George W Bush t-shirt.
He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.

The police removed the George W Bush t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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ha ha
 

Subject: I hate that bartcop

out of all the liberal blogers he is dirt,
and if you reply to any thing he says he will not respond,

Yea, I'm always a-scared to mix it up with some Birther handjob.

I have followed it for some years and that is what made me decide to fight back,
of course he has big money liberals giving him money,

ha ha
Yeah, the liberal Hollywood elite floods me with money.

but i got tired of his lies. so this why i started what i am doing.
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Subject: I hate that bartcop

He is a vile human being with a big libeal following,
i usually do step down to his level, but in his case I can not help myself
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Subject: I hate that bartcop

you shouldread his blog, this country needs keep its friends close,
but your enemies closer read his blog from time to time it will keep you
abreast of what us true conservaves are dealing with.
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Subject: I hate that bartcop

I had to get off that scums page.
I was so ticked.
I wonder if you can comment things on his page?
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You sure can!
Send in an e-mail with "MM" in the title and if you keep it clean
you're almost guaranteed to see your e-mail on the page the next day!

Monkey Mail is our most populat feature.
 

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I'm an atheist, so what?

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 Excerpt:
I was at work when someone brought up that I am an atheist.

A nearby coworker nearly had a heart attack.

"You are?" she asked. "But ... you're such a ... good person!"

In the words of Oneita: Oh, my.
 

Sometimes people get scared or nervous when they realize they're speaking with
a person who deals in facts and logic instead of superstitious bullshit and ghosts.

How can we mock Mohammed Atta's 72 virgins and then expect to be taken seriously
when we say that we believe that our dead family members will welcome us on the Giant Cloud?

Seriously - how can anybody believe that superstitious nonsense?
You either believe in science or you don't.

Tell you what:
For just $10,000, I'll GUARANTEE you go to Heaven for sure.

Wait, things are tough right now so let's do a Stimulus Special:
For just $5,000, I'll GUARANTEE you go to Heaven for sure.
 

Of course, I'll need the money up-front.
 

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Blackwater Founder a Murderer?
 Under oath, two former employees say he is

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 Excerpt:
A former Blackwater employee and an ex-US Marine who has worked as a security operative for the company
have made a series of explosive allegations in sworn statements filed on August 3 in federal court in Virginia.
The two men claim that the company's owner, Erik Prince, may have murdered or facilitated the murder of individuals
who were cooperating with federal authorities investigating the company. The former employee also alleges that Prince
"views himself as a Christian crusader tasked with eliminating Muslims and the Islamic faith from the globe," and that
Prince's companies "encouraged and rewarded the destruction of Iraqi life."

In their testimony, both men also allege that Blackwater was smuggling weapons into Iraq. One of the men alleges that
Prince turned a profit by transporting "illegal" or "unlawful" weapons into the country on Prince's private planes. They also
charge that Prince and other Blackwater executives destroyed incriminating videos, emails and other documents and have
intentionally deceived the US State Department and other federal agencies. The identities of the two individuals were
sealed out of concerns for their safety.

"It appears that Mr. Prince and his employees murdered, or had murdered, one or more persons
who have provided information, or who were planning to provide information, to the federal authorities
about the ongoing criminal conduct."
 

   "A witchhunt would serve no purpose at this time."
 

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Subject: fundraising help

Bart, I know your income is down so I'll match whatever donations 
come in up to $500 or until August 15th, which ever comes first.

You've been a big help to me over the years.
 Rocky
 

Dude, that's way cool.
Enjoy some radio and a Bartcop Survival Kit coming in the mail.
 

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Subject: black bottle of Chinaco on the Weeds show

Bartcop,

The Mexican drug leader was drinking tequila from a black Chinaco bottle
on this weeks episode of Weeds (August 3, 2009). A quick web search came up
with the Chinaco Lot 71 Negro Tequila for about $247.

Pretty cool
 Rod
 

I had a shot of that and I don't know what the big whoop is.
I think regular $45 Chinaco Anejo tastes better.

Maybe Chinaco Negro goes better with blood :)
 

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High Thought

Used to have this thing back in college - the high thought.

I still have a high thought now and then - and I know some people will
call me a racist for asking a simple question so a "Blow me" up-front to you.

Some people consider me a jenius, but there are things I don't know such as..

Why was the American Indian still in the Stone Age in 1880? (That's a guess.)
Christ, El Cid had steel swords in the 9th Century.

A thousand years later, North Americans were still using the bow and arrow.

Why didn't the North Americans evolve at the same rate the Europeans did?

Note:
These are historical/socialogical questions - not attacks.

If it's wrong to ask what held the Native Americans back, then handcuff me
and take me to f-ing Russia because the asking about the truth isn't a bad thing.
 

It's like North Dakota having a 100-year technology jump on South Dakota.
Wouldn't it be interesting to know why?
It's a legitimate question and I'd kinda like to hear some legitimate answers.

Or are we too politically correct to admit that different races have strong suits?
Ever been to Rockefeller Center in Manhattan?

For a fee, you can pose for a picture with the NY skyline from 60 years ago.
Those skyscrapers were largely built by America Indians because, as I understand things,
the American Indians have some inner-ear thing that let's them tolerate great heights.

OMG!

Bartcop just said another racist thing against Native Americans!!
 

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Quotes

"Obama is a good person and good-intentioned. But I believe he didn't serve in government 
  long enough to understand how things work... He does not know how Congress operates." 
      -- Sen Charles Grassley, on the senate's bribes and back-scratching bullshit,   Link
 

 Hey asshole, don't you realize tens of thousands of Iowans will get health insurance  if 
 pricks like you would stop standing in the way?  What do you have against Iowans getting insurance?
 

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Another High Thought

Let's talk about race and language.

Yesterday was Obama's birthday.
Swear to Koresh, I saw this myself, on TIVO so I hit the rewind to be sure...

Don't know him, but a Black member of the White House Press Corpse (joke)
asked Gibby the WH spokesman, "What is Obama doing for his BIRF-DAY?"

I hit the rewind to be sure...

Part of me loves seeing the White House being asked questions from the street,
but there's that old school part of me that says a modicum of decorum should prevail.

I have 66,000 issues online featuring 445,500 different topics,
so don't go all postal for axing you, the reader, this simple linguistic question.

...and Koresh knows I'm a friend to the Black man
and I've used BIRF-DAY twice a year for maybe 5 years,

...but is that where we are in 2009?

Has BIRF-DAY become an acceptable word to use at the White House?
 

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Subject: Asia/Yes Live in Muskogee, OK

Bart,

Were you aware 2 of classic rock's most formidably talented and awesome bands played in Muskogee, OK July 16? 
Did you happen to attend? I took family to see them both when they came to Richmond, VA. 
It has been the best concert of the summer for our area.

Keep swingin'
 Kent in Chester, VA
 

I think YES was a great band.
Saw them in OKC in the round in 1978 on window pane.

Saw them three times, the last at the Brady Theater in Tulsa, maybe 2004.
They opened with Siberian Khatru - that song f-ing rocks.

I missed that Muskogee show.
My free tickets deal is for Tulsa only.

I would've enjoyed seeing them again.
 

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Quotes

"It's hard to imagine that David Petraeus would be willing to watch his gains in Iraq disappear 
  in a maelstrom of car bombs and sectarian assassinations. If Petraeus says we need to maintain 
  a substantial troop committment, will Obama defy him?" 
      -- Michael Crowley,     Link
 

"President Obama acts in defiance of no man or woman in uniform. They follow his orders - he is 
  commander-in-chief.  This slip is indicative of an ongoing erosion in civil/military relations."
      -- Michael Cohen,     Link
 

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Subject: Donations

Shit, I lost my password to BCR a long time ago. 
Maybe I can find it. 
What I'd really like is an autographed sticker.
 
Someday you and a few others will be remembered by history, 
and I want to say I bitched and pissed and moaned on your page. :)
 Steve in MT
 

Dude, I lost your e-mail but your password is probably summer
If not, write back and I'll find it.

History may record Bush as the bravest war hero in our history.
That'll happen unless the Democrats learn to list the damn facts.

I don't think we bloggers will come out very well.
 

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The Comeback Kid (Again)

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 Excerpt:
Bill Clinton's secret trip to North Korea and his work to win the release of two American journalists thrust him
back into the national spotlight and proved, yet again, that Clinton truly is the comeback kid.

Clinton won plaudits from all sides -- (except John Bolton) -- for the release of the two women.

Matt Gurney, writing in the National Post, called Clinton the "perfect man to serve as an unofficial ambassador" 
while Tweety described Clinton's role as "heroic." Susan McCue praised Clinton as someone who 
"understands other politicians and their needs better than any U.S. statesman."

The praise for Clinton in his return to a familiar role as diplomat to the world comes just over a year after he was 
roundly condemned as -- among other lies -- angry, out of touch and, most damaging to his political legacy, 
racially insensitive, by many within the Democratic Party for his role in the 2008 presidential race.
 

Blow me.
He didn't do anything he needed to apologize for.

His 2008 crimes were so horrible nobody can say what they were.
 

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Subject: Leslie Van Houten

Fuck her.  Let her rot in jail.  
I'm a screaming left-wing hippie but I say fuck her and all of her "family."  
I don't care how upstanding or remorseful they are today, they brutally killed people.  
I have no more mercy for them than they had for their victims.
 drp
 

Personally, Bart, I hope she and all of the Manson gang remain in prison until the day they die.  
Their crimes were horrible, and none of their 7 victims (possibly more we don't know about) will never be pardoned. 
They had no mercy for Sharon Tate, or any of the others, and I have no mercy for them.
 frosty povick
 

I say Manson was evil and the girls were young, stupid and high on LSD.

Some people murder and get 6-8 years.  Some get 10-12 years.
Is Van Houten doing 40+ years because Sharon Tate was famous and pretty?
 

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Subject: Bart, send your shows to Sirius and XM!

Frankly, you are better than many air personalities I have heard. You're also earnest and honest.

I can't say that they would be willing to give you a show of your own right off the bat, but there's good money 
to be made in being a sidekick, as Ed McMahon knew. If you could be a folksy second in command or 
appreciative assistant to someone like Ed Schultz or Rachel Maddow, you'd get known.

And the knowledge that you were making money and being heard by bigger audiences would comfort us a lot.

Maybe you could get your start by calling in regularly to progressive-type radio shows, to get used to 
talking impromptu to hosts. (Watch the language, of course, but other than that, be your sweet, charming, 
insistent, take-no-prisoners self.) This would get you known and build a case for getting you a paid on-air job. 
 Tom R
 
 

Hi Bart
I've been listening to Sirius in my car (mostly back and forth to work) it would be awesome to hear you!!!
You could take Lynn Samuels place she is a pain in the ass you would pick up on it right away Bart 
and you would be on when I went to work.
joe 
 

The best part is on XM and Sirius I wouldn't have to watch my language :)
 

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Gunman at Pa. health club was bitter over women
 Killed three women, shot another six or so 

 Link

Excerpt:
Friends mourned for three women fatally shot during their exercise class at a Pittsburgh-area gym by 
a man whose online diary revealed he felt ignored by women and had an "exit plan" to avenge his rage.

George Sodini went to a fitness club on Tuesday night and opened fire with three guns, spraying dozens 
of bullets before committing suicide. 

On his blog he wrote: "Women just don't like me. There are 30 million desirable women in the US (my estimate) 
and I cannot find one. Not one of them finds me attractive," the 48-year-old Republican said. He wrote that he
hadn't had a girlfriend since 1984, hadn't slept with a woman in 19 years.
 

This is a terrible tragedy and I'm not trying to trivialize the carnage but 
wouldn't those women still be alive if America had legal prostitution?

This crazy man was so lonely he snapped and there's no reason for that
except they tell us the Invisble Cloud Being wanted him to be lonely and angry.

Legal prostitution is a sane way to address reality.
Like drugs, it should be legal and controlled - but we don't like reality in America.
We like to think there are f-ing angels who guide us - but where were George Sodini's angels?

THIS is the price we pay for our idiotic and illogical obsession with non-existent ghosts. 

People love lying to themselves and look at the damage that "luxury" can cause.
 

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Quotes

"Did Bill Clinton hit on those two female journalists on the long flight home from North Korea?"
      -- the vulgar Pigboy
 

  Hey Pigboy, when you go to the Dominican Republic with Viagra,
  do you hit on little boys with firm, tanned asses?
  
  How much does seven-year-old-boy-ass go for in the DR, Rush?   
 

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First thing he did was reduce revenue to the state and where are you now?

This same stupidity could put Palin in the White House.

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Subject: Gaviscon, Translations

Hey Bart,
 
Great Gaviscon bit! 

What led me to become a professional translator here in Prague back 
in 1991 was a sign at the door of a bar in a landmark/tourist trap spot: 
"Women are requested not to have babies in the bar."

- seemed sorta reasonable, I guess...
 
Your penniless pal in Prague, 
 Bob
 

Sometimes English can be confusing, too.
Years ago we were in Telluride, Colorado and I saw a sign on a bar that said "Shut."

I asked what it it meant and the dude look at me like *I* was the crazy one
and he said, "It means that the bar's not open."

I would've used "Closed," but I guess that's a midwestern thang.
 

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Subject: McCain the asshole

Bart, those "vicious attacks" on Sarah Palin have been almost as bad as this:

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?  
  Because Janet Reno is her father."

McCain told that "joke." 
FanOfKOAM
 
 

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Rescue Me

They did it again.
This week's show was about as good as any they've done (Hueueueueuege compliment.)

The first 8 minutes was so inventive and imaginative - it makes we wonder why ALL shows aren't this good.
It's like other shows don't even try.  Rescue Me is miles ahead of anything else I've seen lately.

It's an again Friday night and Sunday night on the FX channel.
Set your DVR and tell me this isn't the best show on TV.

Other shows need to be stealing great ideas from Denis Leary because he has too many.

The writing is super, the acting is the best and the special effects are inspired.
They tackle race, sex, addictions, honor, politics etc - it's like mind candy for adults.

New regular Maura Tierney helps, too.

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Bart, here's something for the Bartcop Tequila Fund
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Hayden Gets Naked: Bad Career Move?
 I thought it was a great move, but I haven't seen the film

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 Sidebar:
 Hayden can act just fine, but she's probably not going to win any Oscars anytime soon.
 Who was the last female Oscar winner to never appear nude in a film?

 My guess is Jessica Tandy in 1989.
 All the rest have done nude scenes so stop acting like it's some abomination.
 Ain't nothing wrong with seeing a pretty woman the way God made her. 

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