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 Weekend-Monday  August 8-10, 2009 Vol 2376 - Growacet

If Chuck Norris's career wasn't already dead
this would probably kill it.

Quote of the Day

"The president feels strongly that we can 
  discuss these issues without personally 
  maligning... that we are doing so in a way 
  that respects the dignity of each individual. 
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Arrow Palin: Obama HC plan is 'evil' 
Arrow Rahm Emanuel - Kiss my ass HOT
Arrow Okie Rep is a Birther, too 
Arrow Nixon - 35 Years Ago HOT
Arrow Cocaine and Billy Mays' Death HOT
Arrow Cat downloaded child porn 
Arrow Hilary Duff's "Business" 


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"There are some strange people in the Republican tent. My father used to say, 
‘Larry beware of the left because they will bankrupt you; beware of the right because they will kill you.' " 
      -- Larry Wilkerson, Chief of Staff to traitor Colin Powell (R-4500 dead soldiers),    Link

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Palin says Obama's health care plan is 'evil'
 That's a sure sign that she's running in 2012


Sarah Palin called Obama's health plan "downright evil" Friday in her first online comments since quitting,
saying in a Facebook posting that he would create a "death panel" that would deny care to the neediest Americans.

"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to
stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their
'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care," the former swimsuit model wrote.

"Such a system is downright evil," Palin wrote on her page.
She encouraged her supporters to be engaged in the debate.

Stop Obama's 'evil death panel' - whatever it takes - before he comes for poor Trig.

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"If President Obama walked on water,
  John Bolton would say he couldn't swim."
      --  Hillary    Link

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Subject: Tell Israel: Cool The Jets!

It's amazing how so many people have no problem with Israel being the only nation with nukes 
in the Middle East and do not see how that is destabilizing.  Israel should be forced to give up those nukes.  
Not one dollar in US aid to Israel until this is done, along with its giving up its illegal territory in the settlements.  
Then we would have a much better chance for peace in the Middle East.

Says Bush bastard John Bolton: 
"With each passing day, Iran's nuclear and ballistic laboratories, production facilities, and military 
bases are all churning. Israel is focused on these facts, not the illusion of `tough' diplomacy.''

Solution?  invade israel....  take away their nukes ...   peace in our time,

Dude, I'm so hesitant to get into this because the insanity never ends 
but one does not "take" nukes away from a nation that has them.

You want to invade a "never again" nation that has nukes?
Can you wait until I'm dead to try this?

And when you are surrounded on all sides by people who'd volunteer to die 
than let the Jews take another collective breath, when is disarming a good idea?

The logical thing (I'm making a joke - logic in the Middle East?) would be to unsurround yourself
from your enemies but that sacred sand must be honored no matter how many school busses blow up.

There's room for them in Oklahoma, or Arizona or New Mexico, but they'd rather die.

This is what religion does to people.
It makes them crazy enough to sacrifice their kids' lives for sand.

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Rahm Emanuel - Kiss my uninsured ass


Rahm Emanuel, recently held a meeting to slam Democratic activists for pressuring the legislators 
who are holding up healthcare reform, calling their ads "fucking stupid".

I hate to burst Rahm Emanuel's Beltway-approved bubble, but from my lowly position at the bottom 
of the Democratic hierarchy, I see a whole lot of "fucking stupid", but it ain't coming from the progressive groups.

 I am a loyal Democrat because I live my values rather than pay lip service to them. I am a married, working class
mother of three. I believe in equal rights and equal opportunity for everyone (that means everyone). I believe in the 
Constitution (even the parts I don't agree with). And I believe in Democracy (even standing up for the rights of 
other people to say things I don't believe in).

So if Rahm Emanuel thinks it's a good idea to alienate me and the millions of others like me in order to try to 
win favor with the self-preserving, self-absorbed healthcare industry insiders and their paid-for legislators, 
I think he'd better take a good look in the mirror before calling anyone else fucking stupid.

I assume Rahm (and Obama) have a plan.
Why would he ask his own people to stop fighting with the people who are fighting him?

Possible Answer: Chickens coming home to roost?

Plus, there's a reason why Rahm is where he is and not the ambassador to, say, China.

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Rep Sullivan is a Birther
 Okies are crazier than Hoosiers or Gamecocks

  Okie birther handjob John Sullivan


The trend of controversial town halls contiuned on Friday when Rep. John Sullivan (R-Okla.) questioned 
Obama's birth certificate and referred to a White House "enemies list" at a meeting in Tulsa.

"This is a scary time in Washington," he said. "It's a very frightening time. Obama is creating an enemies list 
of people who oppose this miserable health care plan. I think that's frightening. That's from a guy that 
can't even show a long-form birth certificate. I think we all ought to be prepared to fight that."

One audience member at the Tulsa Republican Club didn't think that was enough, berating Sullivan 
for not doing enough to uncover Obama's citizenship, the Tulsa World reported.

In Oklahoma, being a religiously-insane birther handjob isn't enough for the crazies.
How do you think Jim Inhofe and Tom Coburn got to Washington?
They got there by being crazier birther handjobs than their opponents.

Today, no sane man has a chance of winning an election in Oklahoma,
the only state where Obama didn't carry a single precinct.

Indiana, Texas, Alabama - move over because there's a new Crazy King and it's Oklahoma.

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Subject: Michael DelGiorno bankrupt!

He filed bankruptcy in Tennessee,
 Mike just outside of Tulsa

I wonder why his all-powerful God didn't save him from bankruptcy?

For newer readers, DelGiorno is among the worst-of-the-worst.
Hyper-religiously-insane and as full of himself as any asshole on the AM radio.

He's a pigboy-in-training and he's got lots of personal problems, too,
like getting arrested for stealing chips from a Tulsa casino, all the while
saying God forgives him and Bill Clinton is a rapist - that sort of crap.

From Wikipedia:
An outspoken critic of gambling and Indian casinos, DelGiorno was banned from two 
separate Indian casinos based upon allegations of inappopriate conduct. DelGiorno admitted 
on the air that he had been gambling, but never admitted to the allegations of misconduct

He didn't need to admit anything because the casino cameras caught him stealing chips.
I guess his gambling problems were greater than his anti-science, hate-radio paycheck.

I once did a loooooong radio thing with his bullshit "apology" about how he
"found himself" at this casino with chips that "somehow" got in his pocket.

Anybody remember which radio show that was in?
If I could afford it I'd hire someone to listen to the shows
and summarize the topics for times like this.

 Click  Here to listen to a blistering fax of mine he read from the Clinton era.

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Subject: Just a Thought

Bart, you asked:

> Why didn't the North Americans evolve at the same rate the Europeans did?

Why hasn't the Southern Bible Belt evolved at the same rate as the rest of the United States?  
Are they still not recovered from the Civil War???

I would blame geography and the warm sun.

They grow cotton in the South and back then, regardless of the moral problem,
they needed workers they didn't have to pay to pick the cotton and work the tobacco fields.
Once you get past "It's wrong to own people" it's a system that worked great for the owners.

But gradually America accepted the idea that slavery was wrong to the South's chagrin.
They're fine with slavery because it was working so well for them.

Kinda like today's health care mess. 
For the wealthy who are making millions of dollars with this crooked system,
Once you get past "It's wrong to let the poor die" it's a system that works great for the super-rich.

Gradually, America is accepting the idea that letting the poor die is wrong, to the GOP's chagrin.
They're fine with letting the poor die because the current system is working so well for them.

Bottom line - people lie to themselves because they are stupid and scared.
The South hates Obama because they still think they were right about slavery.
The GOP hates health care reform because they think God is just thinning the herd for the super-rich.

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Nixon - 35 Years Ago


The GOP was hurt and angry when they were sprayed with the Nixon skunk
and the decided to lionize and deify whoever their next (elected) president was.

A washed up "B" actor from Hollywood.

The Democrats do things just the opposite.
They demonize their most successful president in sixty years.

How did I get in a party that hates winners?

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"Wingnut radio broadcaster Mark Levin calls Obama's health care plan
  "Chrome plated Cadillac" healthcare. Is that a dog-whistle to racists or what?" 
      -- Mr Cobb,    Link

  That's the dangerous game the racists play:
 "Do you want real health care or nigger health care?"

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So, Judge Sotomayor is NOT qualified after 25 years on the bench
but McCain's swimsuit model IS qualified to run planet Earth?

Subject: birther and health care mobs

Bart, you mean to tell me there are really that many fucking idiots in this country?
 James DA

The correct term is "racist sons of bitches."

All this crap about "We're losing our freedoms and our very livelyhoods"
is code for, "We just can't stand a nigger in the White House."

The sincere handjobbery is in the South.

Assholes like Lou Dobbs and Glenn Beck are stoking race-war ratings.

They want a civil war.
They have Glocks and AK-47s and our side is showing up with baseball bats.

I wish Democrats weren't so distasteful of self-defense.

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"Taking a page right out of a Nazi playbook, organizers bus in professional protestors 
  and arm them with instructions on how to take over meetings, shut down discussion, 
  shout over any pro-health care reform speakers, and then post video of the resulting 
  chaos on YouTube. It's mob rule, pure and simple." 
      -- Bill Press,      Link

  They've been quite successful with mob rule.
  I wish Obama would stop being so naive about politics.

  He thinks racist handjobs can be reasoned with.

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Subject: Open letter to Teabaggers, Birthers, Deathers, Becksters, Dittoheads, and Spinmeisters:


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Be on Bartcop radio!

It's easy - just call the BartPhone
at 1-800-530-2979 and leave your
2 minute message or question or joke or impression to be played on BCR.
If you screw it up, just say it again and I'll edit the bad part out.

Ditto Monkeys are welcome to call!HOT

Keep your language decent
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"My cat downloaded that child porn"


Martin County Sheriff’s detectives didn’t buy a man's claim that his cat was downloading child porn.
Keith Griffin was charged after detectives found more than 1,000 child porn images on his computer.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. 
And when he returned there will be strange material downloaded, the release states.

I can almost sympathize with the man.
I can no longer hear CNN in my office because Dax reconfigured my radio mixer.

I have more troubles, too.
My mouse quit working a couple of weeks ago so I bought a new mouse.
It doesn't work, either.

I have to click on something 5 times to get it to open and I'm a busy man with shit to do so 
clicking 5,000 times a day instead of 1,000 is going to put my right index finger in the hospital.

Is there any solution short of buying a new computer?

I've been to Control Panel > Mouse Settings and tried every combination.

What's my next move?  
Buy a third mouse and watch it not work, too?

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Subject: If they made Shirleys...

...I'd buy one. She'd be the bomb.
  Steve in MT

Yeah, I might have to get a few of those, myself :)

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Subject: Indians and working in high places

Bart, it was jarring to read your question regarding the "evolution" of native americans, or really I guess the 
manner in which it was expressed. I think you are confusing evolution with technology.  We are the same species.  
Different ethnicities are more similar in average genetic makeup than individuals within that ethnicity.

Now and then I used the wrong word but hopefully you know what I meant.
It just seemed odd for them to be 1,000 years behind their European brothers.
Mohawks have the same ears as anyone else, they just got the work that they could get. 

The ability of Mohawks to work at high altitudes is legendary - I found this:


The Mohawks got into the business by happenstance. In 1886 a Canadian company was building a bridge 
over the St. Lawrence river. The company hired a number of Mohawks as day laborers, but found they loved 
to climb around on the ironwork without any apparent fear of heights. Since it was difficult to find men with the 
moxie for high work, the company decided to try an Indian crew. "We picked out some and trained them
and it was like putting ham with eggs," a company official wrote. Mohawks helped build bridges from then on.

A very important factor is undoubtedly their habit, in walking, of putting one foot in front of the other, instead of 
straddling, as we seem to them to do. They do not need to make an effort in walking a narrow beam. 

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Cocaine and Billy Mays' Death
 Is that why he talked so fast?


An autopsy found that cocaine contributed to the heart disease that suddenly killed TV pitchman Billy Mays, 
but his family called the finding "speculative" and was considering getting an independent look at the results.

The Hillsborough County medical examiner's office previously determined that the TV spokesman 
had a heart attack in his sleep. His wife found him unresponsive in bed in their Tampa condo June 28.
While heart disease was the primary cause of his death, cocaine was a "contributory cause of death." 

The toxicology tests also showed therapeutic amounts of hydrocodone, oxycodone and tramadol, 
as well as anti-anxiety drugs alprazolam and diazepam.

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Subject: Why does Huffpo hate the Clintons so much?

Laura Ling and Euna Lee were rescued by Bill Clinton in a feat of diplomatic aplomb 
that left anyone with a heart teary eyed and choked up, and a nation very grateful.

However, instead of blasting a headline of jubilation, Huffington decided to take the road 
down Clinton Derangement Highway, choosing "BILL UPSTAGES HILLARY.... ONCE AGAIN."

Running that headline on a day two journalists lives were saved from doing twelve years 
hard labor in a North Korean prison camp made Huffington Post look silly. Petty. Small.
 Taylor Marsh    Link

The crazy whores at Huffpo aren't happy about Obama winning because the Clintons are still alive.
Swear to Koresh, they want them both fucking dead and that's disgusting.

How did I get in a party that hates winners?

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Subject: Now it's an issue?

When Bush was president the Republicans and the Blue Dog Democrats never mentioned deficit spending. 
Tax cuts for the rich, no problem. Fund the Iraq war, of course
Prescription drug plan for the elderly, no problem
$200 billion subsidy for insurance companies, why not

But now it's time to fix the problems and pay the bills and all of a sudden they are worried about spending?. 
Give me a break! 
Their outrage is well funded by the health insurance industry who is paying a million bucks a day to fund the outrage. 
But we're not going to give in. 

Yes we can reform health care and put the People first and not the big insurance companies.

Marc Perkel
Gilroy, CA. 95020
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
Founder of the Church of Reality
"Reality Based Voter" 

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