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 Friday  August 7, 2009  Vol 2375 - Pierced

Quote of the Day

"Bill O'Reilly is a disgrace to American society. 
  He's full of shit. This is not a debate, it's a civil war."
     -- Dr Warren Hern, friend of slain Dr Tiller,  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Glenn Beck & Tim McVeigh 
Arrow Punkin’ the Birthers: Priceless HOT
Arrow Maddow on Birther Thuggery  
Arrow Piggy: 'You are terrifying us' HOT
Arrow Democrats: Protests are 'phony' HOT
Arrow Perfect Getaway - Movie Review 
Arrow Rachel Bilson is a Gelson’s Girl  



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"Barack Obama, a youngster in Hawaii without his parents around, has toughed it out and become one of 
history’s great stories, no matter what happens going forward. What he has achieved in his 48 years is 
simply astounding. Consider the odds. The United States is a nation of more than 300 million citizens. 
Only one person is currently the Commander in Chief. That man had no fatherly guidance, is of mixed race, 
and had no family connections to guide him into the world of national politics. That adds up to one simple 
truth that every American child should be told: "If Barack Obama can become the President of the United 
States, then whatever dream you may have can happen in your life." 
      -- Bill O'Reilly,    Link

 Bill, there's a flaw in your reasoning:
 If the stupidest man in the history of politics became president before him,
 why couldn't he be followed by a very smart man with a clear head?

 I think what O'Reilly's really saying is "If a nigger can be president, anybody can be."

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Glenn Beck: Don't be like Tim McVeigh


Days after an armed fan was arrested outside a National Guard base, Fox whore Glenn Beck implored
his viewers to not turn violent: “Just one lunatic like Timothy McVeigh could ruin everything." 
This came just after telling his audience that the 'best thing they can do right now is let Congress know 
that you are watching them like a hawk…you let them feel your burning gaze on them.'"

Maybe if you'd stop screaming "Obama is destroying America,"
you wouldn't have to worry about the people who take your lies seriously.

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"How long until the birthers claim Sotomayor isn't legitimately a Supreme Court 
  Justice because she was nominated by someone who wasn't legally President." 
      --  Green Job,  Link 

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Subject: PittsburgH shooter not getting laid

I read this guy's blog that he kept for about a year before he shot the fitness club up. His problem wasn't sex. 
His problem was he was an asshole who most likely treated women like objects.   What he wanted was a woman 
who would be around if he wanted her there and would melt into the background if he wasn't in the mood to be bothered.  
You and I both know, it don't work that way. Also, he doesn't realize that the problem is what he's doing.  He thinks that 
the problem is the women who refuse him. He thinks he's just fine and dandy and the women are the ones missing out on 
something great.   This ain't about sex at all.  If it were, he could have bought it (there are ways to buy it without getting 
caught after all) or stayed home with a bottle of lotion and a movie.
 Dee in NJ

 Sounds like a hooker is just what he needed.
 Hookers will lie and say "You're handsome and a great lover."  

 Maybe those women would still be alive...

Subject: PittsburgH shooter 

Bart, I agree with you about prostitution.
However, Sodini would not have been sated by a prostitute, and he would hate women even more being that 
“Out of 30 million desirable women and 2 million prostitutes, I cannot find a woman that I don’t have to pay.”

He wondered why he wasn’t desirable to women???? 
Oh, must be something wrong with the 30 million women.

ha ha 

Bart, I wouldn’t use George Sodini to rationalize prostitution. 
Recall that Bundy said he killed because of pornography. 
Does that mean we should get rid of it?

Never listen to the ramblings of a socio or psycho-path.

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Punkin’ the Birthers: Priceless


It’s looking more and more like the forged “Kenyan birth certificate” released by Orly Taitz on Sunday 
was a prank by a supporter of President Obama. Politijab points to an anonymous blogger at FearlessBlogging, 
who has uploaded four photos of the original forgery and a mocking declaration:

    Fine cotton business paper: $11
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    1940 Royal Model KMM manual typewriter: $10
    2 Shilling coin: $1
    Pilot Varsity fountain pen: $3
    Punkin’ the Birthers: Priceless

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Maddow on Birther Thuggery 


Conservative activist groups are deeply involved. A leading example is Americans for Prosperity
whose sister foundation is chaired by David H. Koch - a billionaire whose family made a fortune in oil 
and whom Forbes magazine in March ranked as the world’s 19th richest person - and which also 
coordinated the “tea parties’’ in April protesting Obama’s “irresponsible’’ economic policies. 
The groups are running millions of dollars of TV ads and have sent a bus across America to stir up 
sentiment against revamping healthcare. Its website lists town hall meetings planned by Democratic 
lawmakers to help activists find a venue for protest.

Another group organizing against the overhaul is Conservatives for Patients’ Rights, led by Rick Scott, 
current handjob and former head of Columbia/HCA, a healthcare company that paid $1.7 billion in fines for 
overcharging government programs in the 1990s. It has been working with a public relations group responsible 
for the “swift boat’’ ads against Kerry 2004 dive. Still another is FreedomWorks, a conservative group led 
by Dick Armey, about wehom Paul Begala said, "If goofy ideas ever get to $80 a barrel, I want the
drilling rights to Dick Armey's head."

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Subject: It must be tuf being a jew.  

 Link HOT

You must be tormmmented having a black person as your leader as all jews hate blacks. 

Koresh knows I hate those Blacks.
The only good one is Tiger Woods.

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Subject: Racism

Dear Bart:

If racism is the reason they are making shit up about Obama, 
then what was the reason when the same people were making shit up about Clinton/Gore/Clinton?

Warm regards,
 Jim W

They're going to make shit up because the truth does them no good.

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Why was the American Indian still in the Stone Age in 1880? 

I believe the answer to your question can be found in Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond.  
His book explains why certain societies were more advanced than others.  It all has to do with location 
and resources (he explains in extreme detail how).  Trust me, it's a very interesting book and very easy to read.
 Andrea the Anthropologist

Bart,  because they didn't need to. Their population numbers were at equilibrium with their ecology 
and The Great Spirit didn't command them to commit wholesale slaughter. From another website:
Plains Indians caught and trained wild horses. They also stole them from enemy tribes. 
The different tribes also bred their own animals and became excellent horsemen. 
The greatest achievement of a warrior was to touch a member of an enemy tribe in
combat with the hand or a stick (count coup) and to escape back to his own people.
A warrior would come home with some nice stolen horses and say "Oh, yeah, I slapped the crap outta 
Two Dogs Fucking while I was there and he squealed like a squaw!" and his reputation was made
with his People. Maybe most of their trouble came from simple sociopathy which could be addressed by 
some wet rawhide, honey and an anthill.
 Cal in Vermont

Think about the fact that two different civilizations evolved at different rates when disconnected from one another.   
Given this you have just seen the theory of evolution in practice.  In this case it was societal evolution.  Look at all 
societies that were once distanced by oceans or large land masses and you can see it at work.  There are still tribes 
around the globe that are isolated and have not invented anything remote to second century devices.  It is the geographic 
isolation and the insolation from outside ideas that stifles evolution both from an anatomical standpoint and a societal standpoint.  
That is why diversity, both ethnic and ideological must be pervasive for a civilization to exceed the norm. 
 Jim in Utah

I get that and it makes sense, but if Europe has their Bronze Age in the Tenth Century
why wouldn't the American Indian have their Bronze Age 50 or 100 years later?

For example, they say the Chinese invented gunpowder, but surely we would have also invented it.
Remember that Star Trek when Kirk invented gunpowder to kill the Lizard monster? 


My understanding is that they might not consider the technological/industrial "progress" of the European world 
superior to the "ways of the Indian". Considering the wars and destruction the white man has engaged in using 
his technology, I'm not sure I'd disagree with that. From what I've read, before the European invasion, 
Native Americans had a pretty good life in this beautiful country.
 Dan L

Would a Native American in North Dakota turn down central heat in a wood or brick home?

Bart, I never heard that "inner-ear" theory about native Americans.  
I didn't find anything on Wikipedia about it, either.

The Mohawk tribes got into the construction industry because they had no fear of heights.  
More of a cultural thing than anything biological.

Neccessity is the mother of invention, and apparently the indigineous population on this continent were not in need.
A limitless supply of food, shrooms, hemp. No hierarchial reptilian power structure of insatiable greed, 
and will to power that have brought us from the steel sword to that goddamned bomb.
Bart, I'd say the they had it made.

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I found Handjob Central

 Why have so many Americans rushed into the arms and embraced
Socialism? Do they really realize what they have done?


Looks like they're more into fisting than teabagging.


"A woman protesting insurance coverage was captured holding up a sign of a Swastika, with Obama's 
name below it, encircled and crossed out by a red line. The implication is that Obama is a Nazi -- though 
the culprit, in this case, added a question mark next to his name, as some sort of caveat."
      -- Sam Stein,    Link


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Another High Thought

Is there a "smoking gun" for Blacks the way the supposed 1,000 year tech gap works against Native Americans?

Who decided Blacks couldn't learn the same way as whites?
If it's illegal for a Black man to learn - to read, for instance - it figures he'll learn much less.

Barring that, why would anyone assume Blacks were intellectually inferior to whites?
Barring the baggage your parents and society forced on you - who would make such an assumption?

Does a green pen work better than a blue pen?
That's a borderline stupid question.

Each pen either works or doesn't work on its own.
The color of the skin of the pen is no indication of its reliability.

Christ - have we been that stupid for thousands of years?

Judging people by the color of their skin sounds so ...ancient and yet Sonja Sotomayor had to battle 
scared and stupid Republicans to prove she could be a good judge as if she were white.

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Subject: race and language 

Hello again Bart,
Funny you should mention the use of the term birf-day because just a couple of days ago I was pondering 
how some people will consider it racist to mock bad grammar or language used by an ignorant sounding b
lack person but think nothing of mocking an ignorant sounding billy.  

For example, I heard this dumb hick in the store ask a clerk "Where da bubs?"  When the clerk 
didn't know what he wanted the hick became agitated and said, "da bubs, da bubs, where da light bubs?"  

Then of course the clerk knew what he wanted.  
I have told that story a dozen time and created laughter each time.  
But when I mocked a black guy for wanting to "axed" a question I was accused of racisim. 

Shirley part of it is the spirit in which one tells the joke and it's part 
what your listener is willing to tolerate - which changes minute to minute.

High thought:
For some reason, a handsome guy can tell a nasty joke at the dinner table and get away with it,
but a not-as handsome guy telling that same joke at the dinner table is asked to apologize to everyone.

Why was Imus fired for saying "nappy headed hos" 
but Stern can do Aunt Jemima jokes and nobody says anything?

You just don't know what's going to explode until you say it.

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"The Obama health care logo is damn close to a Nazi swastika logo."
      -- the vulgar Pigboy

  Hey El Pigbo, do you know how the Bush bastards got their start?

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Subject: American Indian

If you aren't the stupidest dipshit, even in Arkansas, whoda fuck is?

We Arkie Jews have to ask questions and hope our betters give us an answer.
The Indians were thousands of years removed from all the great centers of civilization 
from which people in the "old world" got their technology...through trade and the exchange of ideas. 
They were isolated from all that and were busy just moving into and settling an entirely new domain.  

Keeeeerist, I can't believe anyone has to explain this to an adult...especially one posing as a liberal.
 Bluto, who just knows what any eighth grader should know. 

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You Are Terrifying Us 
 by Piggy Noonan


Demopcrats overinterpreted the meaning of the 2008 election, and didn’t fully take into account how the 
great recession (Caused by Der Fuhrer Bush's tax cuts) changed the national mood and atmosphere.

And so the shock on the faces of Congressmen who’ve faced the grillings back home. And really, their shock 
is the first thing you see in the videos.  The passions of the protesters, on the other hand, are not a surprise. 
They hired a man to represent them in Washington. They give him a big office, a huge staff and the power to 
tell people what to do. They give him a car and a driver, sometimes a security detail, and a special pin showing 
he’s a congressman. And all they ask in return is that he see to their interests and not terrify them too much. 
Really, that’s all people ask. Expectations are very low. What the protesters are saying is, "You are terrifying us.'"


The birthers and teabaggers are the same under-educated handjobs who are broke
but they're willing to be violent so the super-rich can keep more of their tax money.

How did the GOP convince them to fuck themselves out of insurance coverage?

"We don't want health care fixed. We want to lose our home if dad has a heart attack."

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 Brinks Security or ADT alarm signs!

Thanks to Wayne


"He hit his head and back. No concusion, stitches in head n back near shoulder. 
  Broken shoulder. Yes he is very sore. We were all worried."
      -- Joe Perry's wife's Twitter on Steven Tyler's medical condition,   Video of Tyler falling from stage

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Subject: Leslie Van Houten

Hey Bart,
You wrote: 

> Is Van Houten doing 40+ years because Sharon Tate was famous and pretty?
I say: This is the meaning of the term, "schoden freude" 
(The enjoyment of seeing other people suffer for what the righteous perceive as 'Justice being served!') 
 Sally P :)

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Subject: how to fight teabaggers and fisters 

I along with a number of CRAZY NARAL folk attended the Virginia NaziCon 
where they “anointed” Oliver North (R- Liar / Thief) for his run at the Senate.

We paid for and staffed a pro-choice table; well I don’t need to tell you it was the longest 
8 hours of my life, but when they got in our faces we simply repeated over and over and over
“Thanks for sharing” we did this literally for 8 hours, it drove them MAD

One of their decent folk pushed one of our women volunteers down, 
he was Hustled away by other republicans…

So, “thanks for sharing”  

Non confrontational, and keep looking them in the eye
 Tom in Seattle

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Democrats: Protests are 'phony'


Democratic leaders have dismissed protests that have disrupted town-hall meetings on healthcare As "staged" and "phony."
Harry Reid (D-WET RAG) implied that Republicans are acting like babies by encouraging protests of healthcare reform.
“We’ve all heard by now the response of Republicans to what we’re trying to do here on healthcare: yelling, kicking, 
screaming, interrupting meetings,” Reid told reporters on Thursday.
"You’ve read about their AstroTurf campaign," Reid said, holding up a mat of plastic grass to demonstrate his point. 
"They want to convince people they’re grassroots, and they’re not. It’s as phony as this is as grass."
He suggestED that Rethugs are taking their cues from TV nutballs like Glenn Beck.
"They’re taking their cues from talk-show hosts, Internet rumor-mongers and insurance rackets," said Reid. 
"We take our cues from the people in our states and the people in our counties that have concerns in this legislation."
Tuesday, Obama told Senate Democrats to fight back.

Yeah, good luck with that, Barack.
First you have to explain to them what "fight back" means.

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DNC Web Ad: "Enough of the Mob"


The right-wing extremist Republican base is back. They lost the election. 
They lost on the recovery act, the budget and children's health care. 
The've lost the confidence of the American people after eight years of 
failed policies that ruined our economy and cost millions of jobs.

Now, desperate Republicans and their well-funded allies are organizing
angry mobs -- just like they did during the election. Their goal?  
Destroy Obama and stop the change we voted for in November.

This mob activity is straight from the playbook of Karl Rove. 
They have no plan for moving forward, so they've called out the mob.

Hmmm, not bad.

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Subject: MM  take that! you bart monkey!


Obama  is going to just hand us over to the most vile and treacherous people on the planet. 
Obama....Osama.... same thing with no beard. His plan is to tax everyone into submission and 
sell everybody to the Chinese where we will be forced to buy their products at inflated prices! 

I told you I'd print your stuff if you put MM in the subject line.
Now that you know my word is good, tell your Monkey friends where they can find me.

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I liked it, but I can't say anything without spoiling the who-did-it.

But I can tell you why we paid top see it:  Mrs Bart read a movie review that said:

"Milla Jovovich and Steve Zahn play newlyweds who go hiking in Hawaii. 
  And they hike. And hike some more. For over an hour." 

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