"The real concern is that there will be re-education
camps for young people, where they have to get trained in a philosophy that the
government puts forward and then work in some of these politically-correct forums. I
would have a very, very difficult time seeing my children do this." -- Michelle Bachmann,
(R-Birther Queen Bee), Link
Excerpt: Last weekend, the patron saint of victimized
vapidity, Sarah Palin, weighed in on Obama's attempts to overhaul
the health care industry, writing, tongue clenched
firmly betwixt teeth, on Facebook, "The America I know and love
is not one in which my parents or my baby with
Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel'
so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective
judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they
are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright
(Sarah? The Scarecrow is on line one. Since you
haven't used it, he'd like his brain back.)
Just to make sure she earned herself the Gold
in Batshit Crazy, Palin went on to site the GOP's Lady GaGaaa
Michele Bachmann as a source of inspiration.
"I commend her for being a voice for the most precious members
of our society, our children and our seniors."
(And sock puppets.)
It IS funny - until the 2009 Civil War starts.
I'm the only armed liberal in Oklahoma - how long will I last?
"So, Speaker Pelosi, I just wanted to -- you
gonna drink your wine? Are you blind? Do those eyes not work? There you -- I want you to drink it now. Drink
it. Drink it. Drink it. I really just wanted to thank you for having me over here to wine country. You know, to
be invited, I thought I had to be a major Democratic donor or a longtime friend of yours, which I'm not. By
the way, I put poison in your -- no, I -- I look forward to all the policy discussions that we're supposed to have --
you know, on health care, energy reform, and the economy."
-- Glenn Beck, attracting the crazies by the hundreds of thousands,
Excerpt: Apparently the disturbances at Town Halls aren't
occurring frequently enough or predictably enough for CNBC.
So, rather than cover a bunch and wait for a
disturbance, they've apparently decided to set one up - according to TPM:
Yesterday, Tea Party Handjobs national coordinator
Jenny Beth Martin sent an email, obtained by TPMmuckraker,
to a Tea Party google group. Martin told the
group: "We have a media request for an event this week that will have lots of energy and lots of anger.
This is for CNBC."
She then asked: "So, where are the big events
this week and where can TPP best be represented on the news?"
Later that day, handjob Pat Wayman responded
with a suggestion: "This one should be a riot! literally...." he
They should be made to pay for that.
If *I* was in charge, the HC-birther handjobs would be openly weeping.
But the Democrats are very concerned with being "fair."
Butch, you may already know this, but BartCop's
most recent rants - Political Humor and Commentary ends every single issue with a Shirley Manson
picture. So two cool things you could do if you get a chance: 1. send Bartcop some Shirley pics, and 2.
if you plan on being near Tulsa with Garbage, schedule a set at Cain's Ballroom and send Bart a couple of
PS, I've never met the man, and I've never
been to Cain's, but I'd like to do both.
I have not seen BartCop, i'll check it out. We played Cain's Ballroom. The gig was good,
although really hot. Butch Vig,
Shirley's drummer, and record producer, Link
That would be cool - Garbage plays Tulsa and leaves
two tickets for us at the door - and a third one for John :)
Excerpt: Les Paul, a Grammy Award-winning guitar virtuoso
and inventor who helped bring the electric guitar
to the forefront of jazz and rock-and-roll performance,
died today at a hospital in White Plains, N.Y.
I'm good friends with a guy who's good friends
with a guy who was a good friend of Les's,
the wizard who invented Jimmy Page's guitar and
the studio recording process. He was a giant.
to read the trip report where we got to meet Les.
That's me and my arm in the dark red shirt, behind Les.
Les stopped playing shortly after we met him and saw him do a
He was very nice to us two strangers and I failed to include
his autograph in my trip report.
Excerpt: Somebody's going to have to teach the Republican
leadership that "bipartisan" isn't a synonym for "weak."
That somebody may have to be Barack Obama. The
success of his presidency may depend upon it.
No professorial lectures, please. It's not possible
to reason with people peddling grotesque and preposterous lies,
bargain with people who are screaming, or negotiate
under threats of violence.
Persons whose behavior would get them thrown out
of a Rolling Stones show should be removed by security. Period.
President Bush, it will be recalled, almost never
appeared before audiences not pre-screened for loyalty.
Potential dissenters were prevented from entering
and were sometimes arrested.
Democrats shouldn't act that way. At his recent
town hall in New Hampshire, Obama calmed the crazies by simply
asking questioners to identify themselves. Also,
even Sarah Palin's most rapt supporters may have understood that
shouting down the president would likely backfire
More broadly, however, Democrats appear once again
to have been surprised by the near-hysteria of the GOP's
lunatic fringe. It's been building for a generation.
Early in Bill Clinton's first term, Jerry Falwell devoted his TV show
to peddling "The Clinton Chronicles," a crackpot
video alleging that the president of the United States was a
drug smuggler who had political enemies whacked.
Note: The craziest anti-Clinton Democrats brought that
back up again last year,
proving the GOP doesn't have a monopoly on insane,
Rush Limbaugh, currently comparing Obama to Hitler,
reported that Vince Foster had been murdered in an apartment
owned by Hillary Clinton. Several federal investigations
were eventually required to stifle conspiracy theorists. Nor were
these absurdities confined to paid programming
or the nether regions of the AM radio dial. These "issues" got voluminous
coverage on the Wall Street Journal editorial
page AND the New York Whore Times AND the
Washington Whore Post AND Time AND Newsweek AND the networks that
had the respect of most Americans until they turned whore.
The so-called mainstream media provided little
help. Fearful of the dread "liberal bias" charge, establishment reporters
flogged the fake Whitewater scandal but also
lionized figures such as Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck and Michael
"Why are we bankrupting this country for 21
million illegals who should be sent on the first bus one way back from wherever
they come from. We don’t need illegals. Send them home once. Send them home
with a bullet in their head the second time." -- a Republican's
answer to the immigration problem, Link
He forgot to mention which Indian tribe he's from...
Excerpt: Let's start with Mike Sola, who angrily confronted
Rep. Dingell (D-Mich.) at a townhall last week with his son
who has cerebral palsy. It's hard to see Sola
in the same light as your garden variety teabag whackjob since clearly
raising and caring for a severely handicapped
child makes these issues very real for him. But here you've got this
surreal situation in which the Rushs and the
Palins and the Gingrichs, all the professional liars and freak show ringleaders
have gotten a lot of people to actually believe
that the Obama health plan will mandate euthanizing the old, the handicapped
and the infirm. So Sola's on TV completely going
out of his head demanding to be heard before Obama and his minions
'put [him and his son] down.' . . .
I mean, let's all collectively throw a little
cold water on our faces and just realize that this is some really crazy
The health care debate is now being driven by
a perverse nonsense feedback loop in which the Palin/Limbaugh crowd
says all sorts of completely insane lies, gets
a lot of...how shall we put it, impressionable people totally jacked up
bunch of complete nonsense, and then Fox brings
one of them, Mike Sola, on the air to basically lose his mind on camera.
. . .
Journalists have no capacity to deal with this
stuff. In any sane civic discourse Sarah Palin's comments
about 'death panels' would have permanently written
her out of any public debate about anything.
But our whore media - like the Bush bastards - can make more money with
a war than without one.
If you go to a town hall meeting and scream, "Fuck
you, murderers," at a Democratic comgressman,
you're practically guaranteed to be on O'Reilly that night, then Hannity,
then Van Susteren, then Cavuto, etc.
"The White House want to keep this controversy
going... to make regular Republicans and regular conservatives
look like a bunch of lunatics." -- Bernard Goldberg,
blaming Obama for the screeching handjobs at town hall meetings,
you'll get an instant Twitter alert when
a new page or radio show is fresh and hot.
Subject: spot on, old boy
Your remarks about Paola Casali, who missed the
helicopter flight that crashed in New York City, were right on the mark.
Frequently when someone gets lucky, he or she
makes a ridiculous remark about a magic fairy saving them. A few
there was this pregnant skydiver whose canopy
failed to fully inflate. She claimed her magic fairy was looking
out for her
because she survived the malfunction. I
felt that it was equally valid to believe that her magic fairy made her
do a face plant
into a gravel parking lot at fifty miles an hour,
so she ought to stay out of his way because he was trying to whack her.
ha ha And what the hell is a pregnant woman doing skydiving?
I have no personal experience with whatever form
of mental illness is found in people who get beaten to crap
and then thank their abuser for not killing them,
but I suspect it may be related to the mental illness that causes
people to believe a magic fairy controls everything
in the world.
"As of August 4, Geico no longer runs any paid
advertising spots during Glenn Beck’s program."
-- Brandon Hatler, on Geico joining Procter & Gamble, Progressive Insurance
and SC Johnson
in pulling rgwir ads from Glenn Beck's "I hate Blacks" show,
> “And when she says "God reached out and saved
me," > I always wonder why He killed the
Of course a communist loving, socialism peddling,
unrepentant non-believing (in the angry Jewish zombie from the sky),
liberal reality whore-bag like yourself wouldn’t
understand the way that vengeful angry white zombie Arab,
with a sleek ‘70s goatee, and some damn cool
Birkenstocks operates whilst leading the blind…
It’s obvious that those who Jesus Hussein Christ
didn’t reach out and save weren’t worthy nor righteous enough…
I mean if only they had prayed a little harder,
or added a little more money to the collection plate they'd be alive today.
This false belief that “God” (as he is referred
to) loves all his followers equally has been exaggerated.
He only loves the ones who harbor a deep ingrained,
nearly unhealthy fear of him.
(Hence why Sarah Palin had to be sure and mention
that she was a God-fearing, fascist nut-job)
It’s like those “true stories” that are passed
around from church youth group to church youth group across the country,
Yeah, and when a second grader calls them on it after a teen religious
freak dies, they say,
"Shut up, you can't begin to understand God's
If they were halfway honest (Should I finish this sentence?)
they'd agree to hold off
on the brainwashing until you were at least old enough to drive a car.
But they can't do that. They have to instill that fear into your deepest sub-conscious or those
kids might reject in droves
the nutty Invisible Cloud Being story that's designed to steal money
from the sick and the old.
- just call the BartPhone at 1-800-530-2979
leave your 2 minute message or question or joke or impression to be played
on BCR. If you screw it up, just say it again and I'll edit the bad part
are welcome to call!
language decent so I can
play it in BCR@
Excerpt: If you've watched any of the growing library
of YouTube videos depicting (mostly) middle-aged white guys
yelling at Congressmen at town meeting, you may
ask: Why are these people so angry?
Their anger is being spat at the Black man's attempt
to reform health care. But that rage goes much deeper;
should the health-care plan fail, it will continue
to simmer unabated. It's been manifested by many groups:
the 'birther' handjobs; the 'tea bagging' handjobs,
suddenly angry about federal spending and taxes
(after eight years of not being too concerned);
and in its most extreme forms, the stream of angry men
carrying out mass shootings when the liberals
or the immigrants or the women have pushed them too far...
Tune in to Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean
Hannity, or Glenn Beck these days, and it's like drinking
anger and fear from a fire hose. Every day brings
the threat of a new American apocalypse; every policy
change reason for yet another comparison to Hitler;
the very presence of Obama in the White House an
affront to all they believe in. Nothing is worse
than this -- the president is a nigger with an Ivy League degree,
who would appoint a Hispanic woman to the Supreme
Court instead of someone who deserves it, who might
not really be American, who plainly spends his
every waking hour working to keep good honest folks down.
O'Reilly warned that the "far left" wanted to
"break down the white, Christian, male power structure,"
and now it has come true.
The sometimes-armed crazies are screaming,
"One day, God’s gonna stand before you. And he’s gonna judge you and the rest of your damn cronies
up on the Hill, and then you can get your just desserts."
...but that doesn't say anything and it doesn't mean anything.
Same for the crazies screaming, "I want my
country back, as stated in the Constitution."
Again, the says nothing and means nothing and I'll bet you know
What they want to say is, "There's a nigger
in the White House and I hate that."
I wonder if the Talk Radio Nazis feel any remorse over their praise
of Obama in early 2008.
If you remember, Rush, Hannity etc were singing Obama's praises, calling
him "another JFK," because
they were trying to stop Hillary. The FOX News puppets couldn't say
enough good things about him.
But they got their wish and look at what they're bitching about now.
Hillary losing in 2008 might've been the best thing that's ever happened
"I thought we had gotten rid of this left-wing
pest for a while. But I guess he is just resurgent. Howard Dean is a blood-sucking leftist.
You have to put a stake through his heart to stop this guy."
-- Lou Dobbs, trying to be the next Glenn Beck,
Bart, the page is strong as ever. Keep swinging
There are a lot more racists coming out of the
closet that need to be hit over the head.
This has zero to do with "health care".
This is 100% about a bunch of brain-dead Republicans
frightened by a Democratically-led government,
and the fact that the president is black pours
racism-fuel on their already white-hot burning
It's too bad, I would love to have truly affordable
health care for me and my kids.
California card clubs and tribal casinos, long
bitter political rivals, are working together in a concerted,
behind-the-scenes drive to legalize Internet
poker in the Golden State.
The effort is being led by the Morongo Band of
Mission Indians, and by card clubs including the Commerce Casino in LA.
They are dispatching lobbyists to the capital
and privately courting other tribes and poker rooms to build
political momentum for a gambling enterprise
run by a consortium of tribes and card rooms. The state's 60
card clubs and more than 100 federally recognized
Indian tribes would be eligible to participate.
Like girls and pot, they need to legalize and regulate online gambling.
Those poker sites are making maybe millions of dollars a day and all
that money is going elsewhere.
Why not let California have a taste?
Use this Amazon
portal and they'll send bartcop.com pennies from each dollar.
survive! The bart kitties are budget-beaters
and they both have a corn fetish.
send a 'love' check to
bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155
Lisa's cat Trixie is learning to play chess.
"Senator Spector says it is more angry in the
US today than going back 75 years. Why ? Because 150,000,000 people a day are saturated with the low-brow,
rightwing, moronic, and evil, know nothing crap talk radio that is inflicted on them by commercial radio and
they think they are listening to "news". You want an informed, decent, civil, tolerant instead of belligerent country?
Then Boycott the sponsors of this evil bullshit that has turned America into Palinville and Plumberland. Talk Radio
makes HATE acceptable public political currency."
-- Jay Diamond, Link
Add former Sen. Rick Santorum to the list of
potential 2012 Republican presidential candidates.
Santorum will visit first-in-the-nation Iowa
this fall for a series of appearances before the sort of
conservative Birther handjobs who dominate the
state GOP’s key presidential caucuses.
The Pennsylvania Cowboy will visit Iowa on October
1, appearing on a Des Moines radio hate talk show
and speaking to a luncheon and workshop of Iowa’s
You-Must-Have-Your-Rapist's-Baby group before
heading east to Dubuque, where he’ll headline
a fundraiser for the conservative America’s Handjob Fund PAC
and then speak to a public gathering of birthers,
teabaggers and handjobs in the Mississippi River city.
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