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 Thursday  October 22,  2009 Vol 2415 - Wait Faster

Quote of the Day

"Today’s radicals are intellectually spent: 
  they want to annihilate American culture.
  In this society, that means Christianity, 
  the big prize being Catholicism."
      -- some guy named Bill Donahue,   WaHoPo

   Obama's goal is to destroy Catholics?
   Why didn't I hear about this earlier?
   And only the birthers and teabaggers
   can stop him and his evil plans?

   There's no bottom to the GOP's handjob barrel.


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Democrats fight back? 
Arrow From Birchers to Birthers HOT
Arrow Playing Monopoly w/ Health 
Arrow So What if Fox is a Whore? 
Arrow Blind umpires killing baseball 
Arrow Wife Dying?  Join the Military HOT
Arrow Obama's Enemies List HOT
Arrow Hayden kissed a girl, liked it 



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"Carol you need to go sit on a fire hydrant and, you know, improve your day."
   -- the vulgar Pigboy, showing his classy side after Carol Costello consulted a psychiatrist to 
      delve into what Limbaugh is really doing; the shrink called Limbaugh a bully,

"You do not need a psychiatrist to figure out that piece of emotional fantasy. 
  Emotionally, Rush Limbaugh is a 14-year-old boy."."
   -- Keith Olbermann, giving the vulgar Pigboy a lot of credit - I'd say he's nine,

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Democrats fight back?
They go after anti-trust insurance bastards


Democrats launched a drive at both ends of the Capitol on Wednesday to strip the insurance industry 
of its decades-old exemption from federal antitrust laws, part of an increasingly bare-knuckled struggle 
over landmark health care legislation sought by President Barack Obama.

If enacted, the change would put an end to "price-fixing, bid-rigging and market allocation in the health 
and medical malpractice" insurance areas, said Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Quitter.  Leahy said he would 
seek a vote on the plan when the Senate debates health care legislation in the next few weeks.

Leahy made his comments at virtually the same time the House Judiciary Committee voted 20-9 
to end an industry exemption that dates to 1945. Three Republicans supported the move.

<Bart faints>

Did I really live long enough to see Democrats ATTEMPT to show some spine?

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"Sarah Palin rose from mayor of a small town to governor of her state in less than a decade
  and against a well-connected political machine, speaks volumes of her political wits. But those 
  smarts are discounted because of her looks and child bearing abilities."
   -- Suzanne Terrell, Project GOPink,    Link

 Actually, Palin's inability to name a newspaper she's read helped create her reputation for being super-stupid.
 That, and she can't do interviews because "tricky journalists" like Kreempuff Katie Couric trip her up.

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 Subject: Usama or Osama?


First, let's take a look at the description of this "notorious killer", Osama bin Laden, who we actually had 
in custody years ago. We aren't sure exactly how tall he is, or what language he speaks. We don't know 
where he is but we know that he is left handed and has a limp. He has no known scars? Wow, and yet we
know his approximate weight? Are they kidding? My favorite part though, has to be the reward. 
There is total of 27 million dollars on this man's head. 

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This picture is a fake.

Bush did not eat popcorn during torture sessions.
He masturbated furiously - my sources tell me.

From John Birchers to Birthers


The source for much of the current epidemic of paranoia is no doubt the 'Glenn Beck Show' on Fox News, 
which follows the Hofstadter script with remarkable faithfulness. One episode last month featured Mr. Beck 
and a panel of guests speculating darkly about indoctrination in the public schools, about the war on religion, 
about the Federal Reserve, about the student loan system, the United Nations, and the swine flu vaccine. 
As a bonus, Mr. Beck rattled off a short history of lobbying that was almost entirely incorrect--perhaps to 
illustrate his favorite plaint about Americans not learning history. And in the commercial break the real-life 
conspirator G. Gordon Liddy advised viewers to invest in gold.

What is most remarkable about the paranoid style, though, is the earnest self-pitying that always seems to follow 
each round of accusation. Case in point: a recent essay by Michelle Malkin. After describing the murder of an 
abortion doctor, a guard at the Holocaust Museum, and a census bureau employee who was found with the word 
'Fed' written on his corpse, she insisted that 'The criminalization of conservative dissent is well underway.' 

How so? 
Because some of these acts caused media revulsion against certain branches of the conservative movement; 
surely the clampdown is not far behind...

Our ongoing problem is the crazies control the Republican party.
I think murder is almost always a bad idea, but Malkin disagrees.

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 Subject: Yo! Bart... 

I could give a rat's ass about a U2 concert, kinda' fits in with my theory of stadium sports.

How much carbon is pumped into the air for every NASCAR, "Football" or bimbo-ball?
Fact is, media sport events are of the most insidious of brainwashes.
Think about it: fifty, sixty, seventy-five thousand people...

U2 indeed.

Your Pal,
O'Owlish Amenheh

I don't care.
Every time Bono saves 300 million lives I'm going to mention it.

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Playing Monopoly With America’s Health
  by Joe Conason


Popular disgust over the fat premiums that financial executives bestow upon themselves is burgeoning, and rightly so. 
Those Wall Street piggy banks are filling up with billions upon billions of government-subsidized dollars.

But anyone infuriated by the grossly inflated compensation of the masters of finance should check out the incredible earnings 
of the top executives in the health insurance business. They’re among the most highly paid suits in the country - not owing to 
any skill in providing health care, which they don’t do, but because they have succeeded in denying care, quashing competition, 
driving up costs and winning federal subsidies for their companies...

Why are these insurance executives paid such obscene amounts? 

They might explain that they have improved the processing of claims and managing of risk - happy euphemisms for the 
notorious corporate practices of denying care wherever possible - or they might insist that their huge salaries reflect 
their challenging roles in a highly competitive marketplace.

But these companies actually exercise near monopolistic control of local insurance markets, 
which allows them to drive up costs and reduce access.

Our health care system is so broke, this shouldn't even be a debate.
Funny how the Democrats can lose arguments that are already won before they start talking.

It's like the Dems are AGAINST crap in our drinking water, and the GOP is FOR crap in our water
and the GOP is able to convince the average moron to say he wants MORE crap in his water.

How can we lose the debate every time when logic and common sense are always on our side?

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"Well, in our state, we have a very strong feeling that women aren’t capable of making reproductive decisions..."
    -- Oklahoma state Rep. Jeannie McDaniel (D), who is against the Tattletale bill,    Link

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Subject: Observation

Bart, I don't see you as a Democrat. 

Thank you.

It is obvious that you are a Clintonite
You despise any one that slighted the Clintons in any way (they are dead to you now)
You only hate the right wing slightly more than the Democrats.
But most of all you hate anyone or anything that does not worship all things Clinton

You are talking goofy.
Since WWII, the GOP has had four double winners with Ike, Nixon, Reagan and Der Monkey.
All we've had in 64 years is Clinton and I'm a bad man for supporting our sole winner?
Where is your common sense?

I think it's more likely that you are a Clinton hater.
Why else would you refuse to give our sole winner his due?

I have told the Dems no more money until they learn to fight back but they are 
the only thing I have in Washington to oppose the fascist right

That's my argument for not starting a third party.
It's easier to slap some courage into these wimps than start an entire new party.

In a perfect world the Dems would fight like we did in the Marines (to win) but until that happens 
I see nothing to gain by joining the right in daily attacks on the Democrats in congress.

Regards and best wishes

I attack Obama and the Democrats for failing to fight back.
Maybe you should join me in trying to slap some courage into them.

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Marty's has a whole bunch of new stuff
on her tons-of-fun Entertainment Page

Marty's page - updated 820 days in a row
She's the Lou Gehrig of bloggers (compliment) 

The MOST Egregious Distortion By FOX News

The Problem With Young People Today 

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Go for it, morans!

Repug Porn!

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"Litigators have an old argument: When the law’s on your side, argue the law. 
  When the facts are on your side, argue the facts. When neither’s on your side, pound the table."
    -- George Will, wrong more often than Chippy the Chimp,    Link

Proof that this chimp is 107 points smarter than George Will.

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 Subject: Dumbfuck

You are one fucking idiot!  Look around, Bozo. 
You people don't respect our heritage at all. 

Monkey, do you mean the all-white American heritage?

All you want is the free shit that this goofball triumverate 
are willing to buy your vote with.  Are you really that stupid? 

I'm trying to figure out who the goofball triumverate is.

Can you not defend this Commie, or do you have to refer to history? 
Thought not... 
  Dan Ragan

First we'll need a translator to find out what the hell you're trying to say.
You birther handjobs are so angry, we sane people can't understand you. 

  "Can you hear me?

The goofball triumverate cannot be defended..."

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Goldman Sacks

So What if Fox is a Whore Network?


As for reporters, are we enabling a bad animal by appearing on Fox?   It's a big audience, and while they're liars, so what? 
Anyone who thinks Fox has become fair and balanced because Mara Liasson turned whore. Would the network be 
better off without her partially-sane voice? Would viewers?

I'm not a fan of slippery slope arguments, but where does the boycott Fox approach end?  Skipping the Simpsons or the NFL 
because they're broadcast on the Fox network because they're News Corp owned would seem extreme. I know no one is 
making this argument, but the logic of a boycott ought to extend to an entire conglomerate. If appearing on Fox News is a 
morally dubious act, why support any part of the company?"

You can watch the NFL and the Simpsons - just don't buy anything advertised on those shows.

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Subject: What the NFL should have told Rush

Hi Bart,

For the life of me I can't figure out why the NFL didn't just tell Rush that hosting a national radio talk show
with political overtones was a conflict of interest with being an NFL team owner. Therefore, if he was really
serious about being an owner, he would have to give up his talk show. He'd never do that, it would be his choice,
and that would be the end of the story.

PS, your stuff in the last issue about how the American Handjob Association just admitted
that all the hate crimes are committed by religous nutjobs was priceless. I wish the so-called
gay advocates had your wit and your gravitas.

Thanks, and good one about the vulgar Pigboy.
Who knows, maybe he's tired of being hated by all women and most men.
He might've traded the radio show for football.

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Subject: What the People want

A warning to my Republican friends. 
There are a lot more people in America who want to see Obama succeed than want to see him fail. 
You might want to take that into account if you think you can win elections on the pro-failure platform. 

Marc Perkel
My blog:
Founder of the Church of Reality
"Reality Based Voter"

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Al Franken humbles Hudson Institute whore
after she lies about health care costs

You should see this.
He could be our best senator.

Rape Quotes

"It was clearly politically inspired amendment to make it appear that way. The issue has to do with 
  whether or not arbitration is going to be something that Halliburton can continue to hide behind when 
  they overpower, then drug-and-rape their helpless co-workers in war zones."
    -- what Sen. John Thune (R-Pro-Rape) really meant,    Link


"In a more perfect world, 30 Senators would be facing questions about this vote for the rest of their careers. 
  And if Jamie Leigh Jones is as strong as she seems? Her name should hang around the necks of these scumbags
  who were willing to come out in support of rape rather than admit their true allegiances." 
    -- pete,   Link

"Let us look at it from the other side. If an employee should embezzle funds from their employer, 
  the employer shouldn’t regard it as a crime but rather another chance to apply arbitration?" 
    -- MapleStreet,   Link

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Subject: No on CA prostitution

I’m the biggest liberal reading your website (well, maybe #2).

I don’t want prostitution legalized in California.
Sorry boys, but if you want sex, use your wife, your friend, your hand, or whatever. Or, go to Nevada.
Sorry, I would just not want to promote the exploitation of women anymore than I have to, just to satisfy
men’s “needs.” (and I am not even a religious whack-job) – I’d rather she go to college than be a madam or prostitute.

Tax something that is beneficial, like medical marijuana. They are doing just that here in Oakland.
Tax things that benefit society. . . . and don’t give me that crap that a legal brothel will keep down rape crimes. That is BS.

You are correct though, that there will always be prostitution, legal or not, so you have a point there
. . . but not enough for this liberal.

Bart, you must be a guy.

PS. Best line I have ever read on Bartcop: (LMAO)
“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.”

Perhaps you're talking about the way things ought to be?
I'm talking about the cold, hard facts that are staring us in the face.

I think you're not looking at the big picture. Sex IS and always WILL BE sold in California.
No power on Earth can stop that - not even the death penalty.

So who should be in charge?  Doctors and government overseers working with self-employed entrepreneurs
or evil, sadistic thugs with strung-out slaves who have to "earn" even if they're dying of AIDS?
Between those two groups, who do you think will treat the women better?
Between those two groups, who do you think will let the women keep more of what they earn?

That's why I said it's similar to drugs.
Between Columbian thugs with machine guns and your friendly, local Walgreens pharmacist,
who would you rather dispense drugs to our nation's youth?

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Mike Malloy Live

GOP trembles at Beck, Pigboy 


Many top Republicans are growing worried that the party’s chances for reversing its electoral routs of 2006 and 2008 
are being wounded by the flamboyant rhetoric and angry tone of radical whore personalities, according to interviews. 

Congressional leaders talk in private of being boxed in by commentators such as Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh
— figures who are wildly popular with the conservative base but wildly controversial among the electorate, and who 
have proven records of making life miserable for senators and House members critical of their views or influence. 

As vividly illustrated by Rep. Joe Wilson, elected Republicans are seeing the benefits — national media attention 
and fundraising — from embracing the trash-talking style of talk show slugs like Beck and the Pigboy.

The GOP has been taken over by the braindead Palins and Becks and Bachmanns.
The radical base might like it, but the voters don't like it at all.

In 2012, the GOP might get what the Pigboy got from the NFL: No Thanks,

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Media high on helium during Balloon Boy coverage


“Holly was really wishing that her sister could just be a sister and stop by her birthday party,
  but Heidi only goes places if she is getting paid. I mean, this is her sister and she wouldn't
  even show up for her birthday party without being paid a fee. That's disgusting.”
     -- "an insider" talking to the tabloids about why Heidi Montag didn't show,    Link

 Is there anyone in Hollywood getting worse press than Heidi and her weirdo husband Spencer?
 Whoever is their publicist needs to be fired about a year ago.

 Then again, they may have the best publicist in town, fighting a hopeless cause  :)

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U2's concert on Sundayfree through YouTube at about 8:30 PT.

They're at the Rose Bowl live, in the first full-length YouTube global concert.

The show will also be available for replay after Sunday.

If I hadn't read Marty's E Page  I wouldn't have know about this.

  Click on the E!

 ...and if you hate U2, don't f-ing watch.

Wife Dying?  Join the Military
 It's what happens when health care is broken


He was leaving, even though Mom was sick with ovarian cancer. Even though he had been at her side
through two long, miserable rounds of chemotherapy. Even though she now faced the likelihood of a third.

In fact, Dad was leaving because Mom was sick.

In March, he was laid off from his job where he'd worked for 20 years.  By August the paychecks were winding down.
Soon the cost of his family health coverage was going to triple, then a few months after that, nearly triple again.
They needed coverage so Mom could fight her cancer.

Dad's solution: a four-year hitch in the Army.

The super-rich bastards who control health care LOVE this.
"If your family has a medical catastrophe, no problem.
  Just volunteer to go to Afghanistan for two years!"

Wait, doesn't our military have socialized medicie?

 I got money that says they do.

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Drunkest Guy Ever

Thanks to Rude Rich

Subject: Two Recent Hoaxes

Bart, you wrote:

> Steal a ham so your kids can have a decent meal at Christmas and you go to jail. 
> Steal a hundred billion dollars from the Federal Reserve and you get bailed out.

d00d, you really really gotta figure out this federal reserve thing. unless, of course, 
you really are that shill in the negev that I think you are. 

you don't steal from the federal reserve.  they steal from you.  and your distinct lack of 
knowledge about who the federal reserve actually is makes me think you know only too well.

I have no idea what you tried to say so I'm forced to guess:

Are you saying poor people aren't charged when they get caught stealing food?
Are you saying American justice treats poor people the same as rich people?
Are you saying the men who stole billions from Wall Street and the banks 
and the housing industry were identified, indicted, caught and punished?

I never claimed to be an expert on the Fed but I'm smart enough to know that when 
hundreds of billions of dollars suddenly go missing, that money didn't "evaporate."

Some greedy, above-the-law Republicans stole that money.

You want to argue with me on that?

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Blind umpires killing baseball


Managers from both sides spent the days leading up to the American League Championship Series explaining why
expanded instant replay would not be in the best interest of the game. But then, a 20-minute stretch of action in the
middle innings Tuesday provided the reason the notion has gained momentum.

Umpires appeared to miss three calls in the fourth and fifth innings of Game 4 between the Angels and Yankees,
one of which cost the Yankees another run. They admitted to two of the errors.

One batter later, Johnny Damon hit a fly ball to center field, and Swisher retreated to third base to tag up.
Swisher slid in safely to home and the Yankees, for one moment, took a 4-0 lead.

But Hunter motioned and yelled to appeal. Morales threw to Chone Figgins at third, and umpire Tim McClelland
ruled Swisher had left early. The run was taken off the board, and the Angels were out of the inning.
The television replay showed Swisher hadn't left early.

"In my heart, I thought he left too soon," McClelland said. "But the replay showed that he didn't."

Reminds me of Saint Reagan.
"In my heart, I didn't think we gave missles to terrosists, but the facts say we did."

But what happened the next inning had the normally staid fans at Angel Stadium chanting an obscenity.

How can they get it wrong again and again?

Baseball umpires are professional observers. When that fly ball is in the air, the third base umpire
has nothing else to do but watch the runner's foot on the bag. Once the ball is caught,
the foot leaves the bag and the player starts running - how is it possible to screw that up?

Worst Baseball Call of all time - with video
 Not just this postseason. Not this entire season. 
 Not this decade. Not this century.  The worst call of all-time.. 


If two baserunners aren't touching a base and you tag them with the ball, they're OUT.

But the umpire never heard of that rule - so baseball's sad slide continues.

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Subject: Jebby Bush, whiner


Put on your big boy pants?  Take responsibility for yourself? 
When has your monkey brother ever done that? 

All through his worthless life, he has relied on your Daddy’s friends
to get his fucked-up ass out of trouble.  Call that drunk, and sober him up. 
Then give him your lecture on responsibility.

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The Obama White House has deliberately placed favored Washington institutions of the Bush years in its crosshairs, 
a sign of an escalating battle between the Democratic administration and some of the city's pre-eminent power players.

He's saying this is politics?
Who knew?

In recent days, the administration has attacked the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and the insurance industry for opposing
key administration objectives, has criticized the nation's largest banks and financial firms for outsized executive pay, 
and has tried to delegitimize the Fox News Channel by mocking its objectivity.

It's called 'listing the facts."
You got a problem with that?

"When you're on their side, it's all OK, but if you're not, they rain hell down on you," said R. Bruce Josten, of the 
U.S. Chamber of Commerce, bemoaning the administration's bellicose response to differing opinions on health care 
and financial regulatory reform proposals.

Oh yeah, Obama is another Tony Soprano - ready to murder everyone who gets in his way.

The truth is, Obama has been all Kumbaya for waaaay too long and that's weakened him substantially.
I wish these wacko charges were true - I wish Obama was more LBJ and less "Can't we all just get along?"

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Tiger gets schooled by 12 year old boy
 Eldrick wishes he could play golf like Mark Benevento 


 ha ha

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 Subject: nude Drew pics on Marty's E! page?

So, there never was any D.Barrymore nude pics? 
Damn, suckered again, good thing I don't play poker (much).

Marty puts up a new page every day - and has for 820 days in a row.

Instead of calling me a liar, you should have checked the previous day's page.

Subject: Brooke Burke Bares All My Ass!

Hey Bart: are you fuckin' gay? 

No, I like girls - but sometimes I let Monkeys lick my butt...
You interested in applying for the position?

Brooke Burke did not "Bare All" as your lame-ass link suggested. 
Come on man!

Fuck You,
 Scott in Phoenix

Monkey, what's wrong with you?
I linked to this story:

Did you want me to use a different headline?
There is no porn on  except for Republican hypocrites.

If you can't find any nude pictures of Brooke Burke without my help 
then you're in a lot more trouble than you know.

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I support you and your efforts and I'm so thankful to have someone 
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