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 Weekend-Monday  April 3-5,  2010 Vol 2501 - Quippy and tart 


Quote of the Day

"Michael Steele's problem isn't the 
  race card; it's the credit card."
     -- Robert Gibbs, trying to be funny

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow It's Palin's Party Now HOT
Arrow Dems turn Teabagger HOT
Arrow 39th annual Hash Bash
Arrow Obama’s Base Problem 
Arrow The Catholic Catastrophe  HOT
Arrow Rapes cost Cath's $3 Billion
Arrow Tim McVeigh wannabees 
Arrow Lauren Conrad’s Hair



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"My friends think Obama is doing a good to excellent job. Sure they don't like this decision, or that cave-in, 
but on the whole, they think highly of him. And so, I often remind them of my particular pet peeve, that the 
torturers and murderers of the Bush/Cheney regime simply must be brought to justice, hauled into a court 
or - at the absolute very least - forced to reveal all to a truth and reconciliation commission. And that to his 
everlasting discredit, Obama shows negative inclination to do so."
    -- Tristero     Link

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It's Palin's Party Now


Sarah Palin doesn't really do compromise. Defiance is more her style. So when other Rethugs began to go soft on 
their promises to "repeal and replace" Barack Obama's landmark health care reform, the publicity whore went rogue. 
Palin appeared at a rally for McCain in and urged the GOP faithful not to quail now. "I see Fidel Castro likes 
Obamacare, and we don't," she taunted. "Doesn't that tell you something?"

Palin is consolidating her position as the most powerful person in the Republican party. She signed a deal reportedly 
worth millions to do a series about Alaska on TLC, and she'll add that gig to her richly compensated duties at Fox News, 
where she is an occasional political pundit. She has another book on the way, following the best seller Going Rogue, 
and numerous private speaking engagements. She remains hotly in demand.

At the same time, she is maneuvering for position as the race for 2012 warms up. Palin is making time to help a roster 
of Republican candidates between now and November. She laughs off the notion that rough language might incite further 
acts of aggression against Democrats; instead, she's put crosshair markings on her Facebook page to identify lawmakers 
she has targeted for defeat in the fall election. Quippy and tart, she mocks the "lamestream media" for distracting voters 
by distorting GOP positions. And by carefully controlling her own visibility, she has become more irresistible as cable-news 
and viral content.

If the Democrats had any brains (Should I bother to finish this sentence?) they would 
constantly repeat the phrase, "Palin runs the GOP now - it's the Palin party."

That would force the GOP to admit or deny that.
If they admit it, every lie and idiotic thing she says becomes property of the GOP.
If they deny it, it starts a civil war in the GOP that would benefit Democrats.

But, of course, the Dems won't do this because it's free, easy and guaranteed to work.

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Disgruntled Democrats turn Teabagger


They are not typical Teabaggers: A woman who voted for Obama and believes he's a "phenomenal speaker." 
Another who said she was a "knee-jerk, bleeding heart liberal."

These two women are not alone.

Some Americans who say they have been sympathetic to Democratic causes in the past -- some even voted for 
Democratic candidates -- are angry with Obama and his party. They say they are now supporting the Teabaggers
and the defeat of Democrats even though it's not formally aligned with the Republican Party.

To be sure, the number of Democrats in the Tea Party movement is small. A recent CNN poll shows that while 
96% of Teabaggers identify themselves as either Republican or Independent, only 4 percent say they are Democrats.

Well, if only 4 percent are Democrats, what's the point of this "news" article?

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The Catholic Catastrophe

 Whore Street Journal

There is an interesting and very modern thing that often happens when individuals join and rise within 
mighty and venerable institutions. They come to think of the institution as invulnerable - to think that there 
is nothing they can do to really damage it, that the big, strong, proud establishment they're part of can take 
any amount of abuse, that it doesn't require from its members an attitude of protectiveness because it's so 
strong, and has lasted so long...
And it happened in the Catholic Church, where hundreds of priests and bishops thought they could do anything, 
any amount of damage to the church, and it would be fine. "Thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church, 
and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." That is Mathew 16:18, of course, Christ's great promise to his church.
Catholics in the pews have been repeating it a lot lately as they - we - absorb the latest round of scandal stories. 
"The old church will survive." But we see the damage the scandals have done more clearly than church leaders .

It is damage that will last at least a generation. It is an actual catastrophe, a rolling catastrophe that became public 
first in the United States, now in Europe. It has lowered the standing, reputation and authority of the church. 
This will have implications down the road.  In both the U.S. and Europe, the scandal was dug up and made famous 
by the press. This has aroused resentment among church leaders, who this week accused journalists of spreading 
"gossip," of going into "attack mode" and showing "bias."...

Did Ari Fleischer quit working for Eldrick so he could advise the Vatican?
Their attempts at blaming the press for these rapes is very Bush-Cheney.

Like the Bush bastards, the church will deny, delay and obfuscate
because they know the public has the attention span of a ferret on caffiene.

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Subject: Obama answers race question on Census wrong

When I filled out my census form I decided that I wasn't going to answer the race questions for two reasons. 
First, racial classifications is in itself a form of racism in that we are not racially equal until race is unimportant. 
But an even better reason is that the question is scientifically meaningless.

President Obama answer on the census form is one of the best examples of how scientifically meaningless 
the race question is. Obama answered that he was "African-American" even though he mother is white. 
So he didn't follow the rules. But more importantly, from the perspective of biological anthropology, 
there isn't any one gene, characteristic, or trait that distinguished race. In the human race there is 
extremely little genetic diversity and if you go back far enough, we all come from Africa.

What we call race is really a social construct that describes cultural and language differences and the way
different groups interact with the world. And even from that perspective Obama is a mutt. I think if I had it 
to do over again I would have written in mutt, because that is what we all really are. I think we would get 
over the race issu faster if we all started considering all of us to be the same race.

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"I know it didn’t happen. There’s no evidence it happened. 
  If they had videotape evidence that it had happened, they would have shown it.
       -- the vulgar Pigboy, on Rep John Lewis's claim he was called "nigger" by teabaggers,   Link

"Of course, if Pelosi and friends did take the tunnels, we would have heard how they’re 
  nothing more than a bunch of cowards afraid to face an angry crowd.  And how does 
  Limbaugh know that the racial slur did not happen?  'Cause he says so.  That’s why.  
  And as we all know, pigboy is a teller of truth."
       -- Mario Piperni,   Link

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Subject: Coburn became a Democrat?


Here's a good lie from Senator Olympia Snowe, R-Maine:

"Faulting Congress for adjourning for a two-week recess without reaching agreement on the extension 
of unemployment benefits, Snowe said unemployed Mainers should not bear the burden of lawmakers’
indecision and partisan disagreements. Republicans have endorsed a bill to extend unemployment benefits 
and health insurance subsidies for jobless workers, but the measure has been blocked by Democrats."

I'm sure you'll be pleased that your Sen. Coburn, who put a hold 
on the extension of unemployment benefits, has become a Democrat.  

I'm trying to get this lie seen all over the Internet, so that it will be known 
what a LIAR, or a joker, my senile Senator is.
 Neil in Maine

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"The media wants you to believe that teabaggers are toothless hillbillies.
  This is a very sophisticated crowd."
    -- Michelle Bachmann (R-Batshit)    Link


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Star Trek meets 9-11

Rapes cost Cath's $3 Billion


The pedophile priest crisis has cost the Catholics nearly $3 billion in the United States, but only a fraction 
of the scumbags have been jailed and little nothing has been done to punish those who covered up the crimes. 

After years of painful revelations, massive payouts, soul searching and reforms, the child sex abuse scandal 
has spread across the globe and in recent weeks has struck the Church at its very core.

Pope Benny the Rat is facing allegations that he helped protect predator priests 
when he was the Vatican's chief morals enforcer.

"We now face the largest institutional crisis in centuries, possibly in church history," the US-based 
National Catholic Reporter wrote in an editorial demanding "direct answers" from the Holy Father.

The independent newspaper decried the "mismanagement" of the crisis and insisted that "the strategies 
employed so far -- taking the legal path, obscuring the truth, and doing everything possible to protect 
perpetrators as well as the church's reputation and treasury -- have failed miserably."

A CBS News poll showed Benny the Rat's favorability rating has fallen to 27 percent.

Only 27 percent of Catholics have a favorable opinion of the f-ing Pope?

When will Benny the Rat resign?

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Mike Malloy Live


"If you voted for urologic care elsewhere." 
   -- Sign posted on the office door of Florida urologist Dr. Jack Cassell, (R-Crybaby)    Link

"Maybe he thinks the Hippocratic Oath says, 'Do no good'. 
  If this is the face of the right wing in America, it's the face of cruelty. 
  Why don't they change the name of the Republican Party to the Sore Loser Party?" 
   -- Rep Alan Grayson, one of the only fighters in our party    Link

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Subject: Lars

Bart, Lars and I humbly object to your depiction of him.  
He’s really not that bad of a guy.
 Chris L  (w/ Lars)

I don't hate Lars.
I just think his idea to use the RICO statute against his music-downloading fans was a bad idea.

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MMA Rumors


"The emergence of official tea party candidates would be welcome in the White House. 
  A powerful and energetic counterweight would destroy the unified opposition it helped create. 
  A potential electoral majority on the threshold of victory would become two minority factions 
  almost certain to share in defeat, and a movement inspired to stop the big-government agenda 
  would suddenly become its tool." 
       -- Dan Quayle, no longer the dumbest handjob in the GOP,   Link

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39th annual Hash Bash 
 I smell legitimacy in the air



Thousands of marijuana proponents, many smoking pot, crowded the University of Michigan's Diag 
on Saturday for the 39th-annual Hash Bash.  Police estimated 5,000 people were there, drawn by 
sunshine as well as enthusiasm for Michigan's 15-month-old law legalizing marijuana for medicinal purposes.

"How many of you are patients? Hold up your cards!" shouted Hash Bash emcee Adam Brook, 42, of Royal Oak.
Hundreds held aloft the state cards that show they are patients who can legally possess up to 2.5 ounces of the weed.

Openly smoking was Dennis Stoffer, 45, of Port Huron, in a wheelchair since a 2006 motorcycle accident.
"Time to come out and support the cause," said his wife, Becky Stoffer, 53.

Marijuana is much better for her husband than the side effects of the powerful pain pills he once took, she said.
"The only side effect (from marijuana) is him getting the munchies," she said,

Oklahoma will be the 50th state to do the right thing.

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"Obama just said, 'No company is going to make investments for a public good.' 
  Good Lord! What they hell do they do? I've always known that liberals despise 
  corporations, but I never knew it was this vitriolic!"
     -- Rush, saying corporate America would be happy to pay for new roads, bridges and tunnels.   

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Subject: Off shore Drilling

Bart,  Obama is talking about off shore drilling, so the Repukes won't have that to chant about. 

If he says he'll do it, they can't scream that they want it, because that would be agreeing with him, 
and we know the G.O.P. (Greedy Old Perverts) would never agree with Obama.
So they don't have it to campaign on come November.

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Obama’s Base Problem


The perplexing irony of  Obama’s presidency is that even as conservatives attack him as a crazed socialist, 
many on the left are frustrated with what they see as the president’s backtracking from campaign promises.

"If there is an interest group completely happy with Obama, they’ve done a great job of keeping quiet about it," 
said Jim Kessler, vice president of the centrist group Third Way.

The difference between the two sides is that the left’s complaints are more reality-based. 
Obama has often failed to do things that have understandably disappointed various constituencies.

The latest irritant is Obama’s move to expand offshore drilling. “Obama is antagonizing yet another 
key Democratic constituency,” liberal blogger John Aravosis wrote after Obama’s announcement...

The offshore drilling decision is a perfect illustration of Obamaism’s pragmatic progressivism. 
Substantively, the president is attracted to split-the-difference solutions: allow drilling here, block it there. 
Politically, he is a horse-trader, not a line-drawer.

Given his supporters' "extravagant unrealism", says the Brookings Institution's William Galston, 
"there was no way he could fulfill all those promises - not in his first year, not in his first term, not ever." 
Obama's decision to put all his chips on health care guaranteed that those with competing priorities 
would be frustrated. The unexpected length of the health care fight only aggravated that reaction."

If Obama's supporters are guilty of "extravagant unrealism", it's because they 
believed him when he said he wasn't like every other politician in America.

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"Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, when people try to fool their friends and relatives. 
  Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS."
    -- Jay Leno, trying to be funny again

  How is he beating Letterman in the ratings?

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after his outrageous marijuana "scandal" and I like that.
I try to eat there once a week to reward them.

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"Democrats cannot win elections without capturing the votes of independent-minded swing voters. 
  And that is where writing off the tea party as a bunch of racist kooks becomes self-destructive. "
    -- Juan Williams (R-Oreo) giving sincere advice to Democrats,      Link

   Hey Juan, why are there no Black Teabaggers?

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And Raquel Welch turns 70 in September.
She definitely made a deal with Lucifer.

Hannity calls teabaggers “Tim McVeigh wannabees” — and they cheer!


HANNITY: See, can I add one thing? I think we won the debate.

DREIER: We did win the debate.

HANNITY: When you think about the vast majorities that they have in Congress and they had to bribe, 
                     backroom deals, corruption, that’s all because the tea party movement, the people
                     — all these Tim McVeigh wannabes here.


HANNITY: Guys, thank you for being here.

After stealing thousands of dollars from military families,
now Hannity applauds the teabaggers for being McVeigh wannabes?

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Teabaggers are NOT racists

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"A group of sixth graders tied me to a tree, spray-painted the word 'nigger' on me, and threw rocks at me. 
  That was my first day of school. And the teacher really didn't do much of anything." 
    -- Eldrick, making a claim,      Link

"No such incident ever occurred to Tiger Woods while he was under my care 
   as a kindergarten pupil on the first day of class," 
    -- Eldrick's teacher, Mrs Decker,      Link

"No teacher should ever be treated in such a callous and unfair manner especially one 
  such as Ms. Decker. The time for Tiger Woods to make direct amends to her is now."
    -- Gloria Allred, ambulance-chasing whore,      Link

  Does Gloria Allred have a job that's not related to sucking money out of Eldrick? 

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Subject: off-shore drilling

So drilling as much as possible within our borders isnt a reasonable part of a comprehensive energy policy? 
Buying it from the Saudis as we gradually convert over to other energy sources is better?
This announcement wasnt a "strikeout" were saying the same thing during the health care war, 
and the dude hit a f-ing grand slam in the ninth. Didnt the fact that he just did something no U.S. president 
has been able to do (HCR) make you want to hold your criticisms in check until the final whistle?
 T stumpf

Did you say the health care plan is a grand slam?

What would you call the plan the Democrats originally wanted?

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