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 Weekend-Monday   July 17-19th, 2010     Vol 2553 - Nut clusters

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Quote of the Day

"I think having a moratorium on new
  federal regulations is a great idea
    - it sends a wonderful signal to the
  private sector that they're going to
  run fucking wild like BP did..."

    -- the Boner,    Link

  It's sooo like the Demopcrats to lose this
  argument even while the Gulf is flammable.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow GOP's Dirty Little Secrets
Arrow Teabagger's Letter to Lincoln
Arrow Obama slams "obstuctionists" 
Arrow Toyota planted fake story?
Arrow  Obama's war on Abortion
Arrow Vatican: women priests a crime
Arrow UFO seen over China - Twice
Arrow Lindsay Lohan's O.J. lawyer




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"In the political marketplace, there's now a run on Obama shares. The Left is disappointed
  with the president. Independents are abandoning him in droves. And the Right is already
  dancing on his political grave, salivating about November, when Gibbs admitted Democrats
  might lose the House. I have a warning for Republicans: Don’t underestimate Barack Obama...
  Obama is down, but it’s very early in the play. Like Reagan, he came here to do things. And he’s
  done much in his first 500 days. What he has left to do, he knows, must await his next 500 days
  - those that come after reelection. So 2012 is the real prize. Obama sees far, farther than even
  his own partisans. Republicans underestimate him at their peril."

      -- Charles Krauthammer    Link


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GOP's Dirty Little Secrets


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"Dear Mr. Lincoln.

We Coloreds have taken a vote and decided that we don’t cotton to that whole emancipation thing.
Freedom means having to work for real, think for ourselves, and take consequences along with the rewards.
That is just far too much to ask of us Colored People and we demand that it stop!

In fact we held a big meeting and took a vote in Kansas City this week. We voted to condemn
a political revival of that old abolitionist spirit called the ‘tea party movement’.

The tea party position to “end the bailouts” for example is just silly. Bailouts are just big money welfare
and isn’t that what we want all Coloreds to strive for? What kind of racist would want to end big money welfare?
What they need to do is start handing the bail outs directly to us coloreds! Of course, the NAACP
is the only responsible party that should be granted the right to disperse the funds.

And the ridiculous idea of “reduce[ing] the size and intrusiveness of government.” What kind of massa
would ever not want to control my life? As Coloreds we must have somebody care for us,
otherwise we would be on our own, have to think for ourselves and make decisions!

The racist tea parties also demand that the government “stop the out of control spending.”
Again, they directly target coloreds. That means we Coloreds would have to compete for jobs
like everybody else and that is just not right.

Perhaps the most racist point of all in the tea parties is their demand that government
“stop raising our taxes.” That is outrageous! How will we coloreds ever get a wide screen TV
in every room if non-coloreds get to keep what they earn?   Totally racist!   The tea party
expects coloreds to be productive members of society?

Mr. Lincoln, you were the greatest racist ever. We had a great gig. Three squares,
room and board, all our decisions made by the massa in the house. Please repeal
the 13th and 14th Amendments and let us get back to where we belong.

Precious Ben Jealous, Tom’s Nephew NAACP Head Colored Person
       --  Teabagger spokesman  Mark Williams, who was then fired by the slightly-less-racist Teabaggers   Link

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Subject: iPhone  

Bart, everybody hates the iPhone 4. 
I saw an article that called the iPhone "Apple's Microsoft Vista""




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Marty always has good stuff.

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"I wouldn't characterize the Tea Party as racist..."
-- Joe Biden on "This Whore" yesterday    Link

 Joe, why are you carrying water for the other team?
 They just fired a top scumbag for being a racist and then you jump in to defend them?

Subject: Jimmy Buffet vs BP lyrics
We watched that concert and when Jimmy said "but I know, it’s all BP's fault,"
we read it on closed caption & heard
"but I know, it’s all DC's fault,"

We had to go back & look again just to see if we heard it right.
I may still have it but we were discusted that they would dub over him.

I'm not sure what channel it was but we have comcast & are in Santa Cruz, Ca.
If I find out I'll let you know. I half expected you were going to say that in your piece on it.

Candy, it wouldn't surprise me that they'd make that switch.
If they did that, it was probably because they know the Democrats
are too meek and timid and they would never call them on it.

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Subject: Make my kitty plant famous!




Mike Malloy

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Obama slams GOP "obstuctionists"
 Far too little, far too late, is Obama finally waking up?


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Subject: my weird neighbor
Bart, about 5 years ago, my neighbor took a chartered bus on an "Elvis Sighting" tour.
Two years ago, he returned from vacation with video-cam shots of what he claimed was Bigfoot.
This year he claims to have met a Teabagger who wasn't a racist.
What do you think?

Ellen, I think your neighbor has a very active imagination.

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Drug Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.


Toyota planted driver error story?



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Subject: why I hate Windows


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Why are we still hooked on oil?

Obama needs to step up
and stop acting like a bandleader.


What is he waiting for?

Exxon-Mobil made $35 Billion dollars
in tax free profits last year, that's why..

They buy senators like you and me buy gum.

BIG OIL is bad for America.


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"I'm not a Tiger Woods fan.   Golf?   I'd rather watch full-contact gardening. Please spare me
  those e-mails about how difficult golf is. So is pushing a peanut across Nebraska with your nose."    ha ha
    -- the great Gene Lyons, speaking for the vast majority  Link

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Subject: Can you help Sarah? 

Dear Bart,

We need Sarah Palin focused on helping common-sense conservatives get elected this November.
While all of the frivolous ethics charges have been dismissed, the Palins are left footing the bill for these attacks.
Will you help free Sarah Palin from the burden of legal fees?
Please make a contribution to The Sarah Palin Legal Defense Fund.
Don't let these these burdensome fees distract Sarah from her work.
 Tim Crawford

Her work?
She gets $100,000 for a 30 minute speech.
She could give four speeches in one day and pay every legal bill she has.

Why do you want my money when she's super-rich?
Hell she's got so much money Bristol makes $30K per speech.


Levi may be the only engaged man in America who can't get any.
If Bristol got pregnant again, it would make a mockery of her
"abstinence" campaign and her "career" would be over and
Levi would (choke) have to get a job.

BTW, have you seen Kathy Griffin's hysterical "I've lost Levi" clip?

Non-sequitor DVR alert:


Jennifer Love Hewitt turns prostitute tonight - The Client List on the Lifetime channel.
After five years of her crying over the dead - it's something a man can watch!


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Subject: Tea Party Split on how to handle racism

The National Tea Party Federation expelled the Tea Party Express this week over how to handle racist views.
Tea Party Express leader Mark Williams decided that it was time for them to be honest about their racism and
to come out of the closet and say what they really mean. And Mark did so by writing a satirical letter to
President Abraham Lincoln about what "colored people" want.

No No No says the National Tea Party Federation. You don't call them "colored people". That's highly offensive.
You have to respect them by calling them "people of color". This is an election year and the National Tea Party Federation,
made up of former Republican leaders like Newt Gingrich and Dick Armey, understand that overt racism doesn't win elections.
Their position is to hide the racism, stay in the closet, and be politically correct. Don't say what you really think.
So the National Tea Party Federation expelled the Tea Party Express because they refused to lie about how they really feel.

The Republican Party completely understands that there is a difference between what you do and what you say.
The Republicans get it! They have a persn of color, Michael Steele, as the Republican National Committee Chairman.
And even though Mr. Steele had a little problem with RNC money paying to take a group of Christian conservatives
to a lesbian bondage themed sex club, Mr. Steele keeps his job; possibly sending a message to the political left that
there might be a place for affirmative action in the Republican Party.

So who is right? Do voters respect honesty?
Or is it that smart politicians understand that you have to tell the voters what they want to hear?
I say, they both are right. Honesty and sincerity is what wins elections.
That's what the public wants. So once you learn how to fake sincerity and honesty, you have it made!

Marc Perkel

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  and I think it's the best liberal blog on the net."

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FOX News knows what today's TOP story is...

Nevermind that we've lost the Gulf,
what's Lindsay Lohan up to?

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 Obama's war on Abortion


Abortion foes, Catholics welcome Obama's war on abortion
Obama gave them what Bush, Reagan did not


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even tho I've sent out more than a dozen.

Subject: Dick Morris
Bart, I think I can translate Dick Morris’ bullshit.
When he says: “In both cases, the Democratic presidents had alienated moderate and conservative voters
and found themselves increasingly isolated with a political base of liberals and minorities…” 
that’s code to conservative voters for “He’s the president of fags and niggers.”

Obviously, Clinton and Obama alienated the far left much more than moderates,
and they never stood a chance with conservatives anyway, and Morris knows it.

But saying that doesn’t whip the racist right into a frenzy as much as saying “liberals and minorities.” 

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"President Obama has made protecting our border incredibly difficult."
    -- Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu, who didn't bother to explain how Obama did that   Link

  Let me guess: It's the color of the president's skin, right?

  The president's skin is luring all those horrid "beaners" into our fine, white country.  

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Subject: Toyota accelleration

Bart, I've been following this for some time.I was a tech at GM dealerships for over 20 years.
I'm very familiar with drive-by-wire throttles. I would think Toyota's system is similar.

Worse case failure on a GM car it would only idle. Applying the brakes while full throttle,
the engine computer will ignore throttle pedal input reduce engine speed.I've done this many times,
but you cant confuse people with facts..Even if the throttle was still wide open the brakes would stop the car.

I have 60's era muscle car that puts out over 400 horsepower. I can bring it to a stop from 100 mph
with a stuck wide open mechanical throttle with absolutely no problem. Too many unrelated systems
would have to fail.I call bullshit on this one.

It's people trying for their fifteen minutes of fame and fortune with the media enabling them. 

I think it's that PLUS a lying whore media that loves to pile on
PLUS our government seems to want to bring down Toyota.

Why else would they charge them before they knew what caused the problem - if there is one.
And if they know
what caused the problem
, why not tell us?

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Subject: Obama adds Financial Reform to his list of accomplishments

Although Democrats are nervous they scored yet another victory for the people today
in passing tough rules to prevent Wall Street from crashing the economy again.
No more bailouts this time.

Now we have a consumer protection agency that will defend the people from the abuses
of the big banks. The news media tells us that Obama is unpopular and that we're going
to lose in the next election. I don't think so. I don't think that America has forgotten who
has caused the problems and who it is that's fixing it.

Today was a good day.
America took a big step forward. We are on the way to recovery.

Marc Perkel
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Founder of the Church of Reality
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Why are they re-running that story from last week?


She got caught again?
Did she run out of playmates to carry her pot?     Link



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Vatican: women priests a 'crime against faith'
Actually, raping children is a severe crime, you pedo-bastards!



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Subject: Make my kitties famous!


Bart, here are two pix of 2 of our 4 cats. 
The yellow one is Buddy, and the big tabby is his brother, Lucky. 

We adopted them from the local animal shelter. 
They are Big boys, Buddy is 23 pounds, and Lucky is probably 27.
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"Some say the media attention lavished on Palin has been a negative for her, as evidenced
  by her dropping approval ratings. But negative media attention actually plays in her favor.
  It plays into the narrative that she's a warrior for a silent majority against pointy-headed
  eastern elites who are trying to destroy her because she represents the values and concerns
  of Real America. Negative attention helps her. Palin keeps up the nonstop media bashing
   to feed this narrative. Why on earth would she ever stop, if she pays no price for it?"

     -- Greg Sargent
,   Link

 And why does Palin pay no price for it?
 Because the idiot Demopcrats have no idea how to wage a political fight.

 And even if they did, they're too scared to fight.

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Obama's getting serious about the oil spill.

On day f-ing  90...

UFO seen over China - Twice 




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Subject: last issue's mystery's city

Yesterday's fine city was Cleveland, Ohio…The Jewel on the Lake.  

Suck it, South Beach.
 Richard C

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Eldrick - far from great
Golf's engine has serious carburetor problem
The putts aren't sinking and his game's not clicking


The media used to tiptoe around this golf deity, even over here. Not so much anymore.
The Guardian newspaper had this to say:

"Tiger clanks just about the worst putt he has ever hit on 13, missing wide right.
  He aggressively shouts at himself, like an alcoholic in the street."

ha ha

Struggling Eldrick drops multiple F-bombs
Didn't he promise to clean up his act? 


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Subject: last issue's historic photo

Bart, that's Erik Erikson, holding a copy of a book he wrote.

Erik Erikson was an influential and pioneering psychologist, psychoanalyst, and author whose theory
of the eight psychosocial stages of development profoundly shaped the field of child development.
Although his best-known work is the now classic Childhood and Society (1950), additional facets of
his theory were elaborated in such works as Identity: Youth and Crisis (1968) and Young Man Luther (1958).

Gandhi's Truth (1969), which focused more on his theory as applied to later phases in the life cycle, garnered
Erikson the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Award. Although highly original, Erikson's work shows heavy
influences from the work of Sigmund and Anna Freud, as well as from the field of cultural anthropology.

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Lindsay Lohan hires OJ's lawyer -
 How guilty can she be?


  Link to Story - Pop Quiz - Who will die first, Lindsay Lohan or Dick Cheney?

All kidding aside, like with Paris Hilton, she needs to be protected.
Lindsay is easily the most famous bisexual woman to grace LA's jail.
Every super-hardened lesbian in lockup is going to try to be the one who
forces Lindsay Lohan to perform oral sex on her and she's not that guilty.

If it was Bernie Madoff, I wouldn't mind so much, but Lindsay Lohan
is a spoiled airhead, not a master criminal who destroyed the life savings
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