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Thursday,  May 19, 2011     Vol 2693 - Regrettable inevitability

Quote of the Day

 "Bill Clinton is a moderate in a liberal party,
  and a very down home Arkansas kind of guy.
  Obama is an elitist who lives in an elite,
  radical worldview in his head."
     -- Gingrich, always the dick,     Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow David Sirota, go to hell
Arrow Is Palin “Profoundly Stupid”?
Ted Rall vs The Obamabots 
Arrow GOP offers victims prayer
Arrow Behind Musclehead's deception
Arrow Russians, Nazis and Area 51
Arrow Hayden Panettiere dumps Bigfoot


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The dead have risen, killing anyone they find. The living know what's caused it - a vicious contagion.
But it's too late to stop it.

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"George Bush gave us Obama... Without George Bush we don't
  have Obama. So I've never been a fan of George Bush."
     -- Trump, finding a way to piss off both sides,    Link

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The Pentagon released a photo of the man
who ratted out Osama bin Laden.

"I knew exactly where he was..."

David Sirota, go to hell
Ed Shultz rages at unloveable loser


After metaphorically screaming "that f-ing c-word" at Hillary 1,000 times in 2008,
now Sirota wants his president brought up on war crimes?

Seems to me when you go out 1,000 feet on a limb for your candidate, you're f-ing married to him.
After all the hateful lies Sirota told to get Obama elected, how wants him to be jailed?

Backstabbing David Sirota is the Sarah Palin of the Left.
He will do ANYTHING for publicity.

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Subject: Arnold...

Bart, this is all Maria's fault.

If I ever marry a good-looking movie star,
I'm hiring no household staff under the age of 90.

Good one - but it does bring up a question.

When Arnold first ran for governor, they say 15 women came forward and
claimed that Arnold groped them or propositioned them and didn't
give her Nancy Grace Guarantee that her husband wasn't that kind of guy?

Even Arnold might say, "Where dere is da smoke, you might find da fiah."

Bill Maher said "If you're doing this on-camera...

  ...you probably have a secret child off-camera..."


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"I am not involved in the 11 September attacks. As a Muslim, I try my best to
 avoid telling a lie. I had no knowledge of these attacks, nor do I consider the
 killing of innocent women, children and other humans as an appreciable act.
 Islam strictly forbids causing harm to innocent women, children and other people.
 Such a practice is forbidden even in the course of a battle."
      -- Osama bin Laden, claiming al Qaeda never killed anybody

 I'll bet 1/4 of my readers believe him.

 I find that strange.

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Is Sarah Palin “Profoundly Stupid”?
 by Alan Grayson, who already knows the answer

(1) Palin doesn’t know who is buried in Grant’s Tomb.
(2) Palin couldn’t tell you when the War of 1812 was fought.
(3) Palin has no clue about the color of George Washington’s white horse.
(4) Palin wonders on what day Latinos celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.
(5) Palin isn’t sure what weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers.
(6) Palin has no idea in what month the October Revolution took place.
(7) Palin is baffled by the question of who came up with the Monroe Doctrine.
(8) Palin would very much like to know who fought in the French and Indian War.
(9) Palin is puzzled as to who wrote “The Autobiography of Malcolm X.”
(10) Palin is at a loss regarding what were JFK’s initials.

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Last issue's sticker mystery...

Bart, that's Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco and my son Blake 
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Russians, Nazis and Area 51
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Subject: Bob in Prague

Bart, you wrote:

> If I see an issue differently from someone
> how does that morph into 'Go fuck yourself?'

It's not you, BC, it's liberals in general.

That's why we always lose, or win by the skin of our teeth
instead of trouncing the other side in every election.

We make up like 80% of the population, but the teabaggers are organized
(and well funded), and we're 1000 small groups, each marching to a different beat.
Add to that the growing narcissism epidemic in this culture, and you get people so
emotionally invested in their own opinion that anyone who disagrees with them
on their pet issue isn't just wrong, they're evil.
 -J in WPB

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GOP offers disaster victims prayer, not aid
They offer prayer because it costs them nothing


Republican lawmakers have been quick to rush to the assistance
of disaster victims with that priceless commodity, prayer, but when
it comes to tangible assets, they've been a bit less spirited.

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Subject: Saturday's rapture

BC, do you know of any website listing cars, houses, boats, etc
by those who believe that the end of the world is coming on Saturday? 

I think they should put their money where their beliefs are and
offer all of these for bargain prices.  Just asking,

Tom, the frauds who are pulling this hoax know there's no rapture on Saturday.

Come Sunday, they'll still have all their worldly goods and they'll say,
"God must've changed His mind - ours is not to question why."

Religion is the biggest fraud on this planet.

PS. Pets can't get into Heaven.
I saw a website that offered to take your pets for $135 each.

I wonder how many "Christians" spent that money?
Likely ZERO, because they know it's a fraud, too.

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Behind Musclehead's deception


Schwarzenegger's womanizing was an open secret in Hollywood.
He mocked Maria Shriver's weight and had a possible deal with the National Enquirer.

Last night on Entertainment Tonight, they discussed "political cheaters."
They said - flat out - that "Ted Kennedy had sex with 1,000 different women."

Seems like you'd have to be Teddy's driver to have a chance that that's true.

It's the media's job to cover-up for Republicans.

Remember. during impeachment THEY KNEW Gingrich was charging hotel rooms
to his American Express so he could cheat on his wife but they REFUSED to print that
because their job is to cover-up for the poor-hating, Black-hating sons of bitches.

Meanwhile, if some reporter saw Clinton sneak a peek at a woman's cleavage
they would stop the presses and lead with that on the Evening Whore News.

So why would they - for the first time ever - cover up for Ted?

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Subject: The Sperminator is a Rapist

Hey Bart, Atrios tells us:

"This 32-year old maid has a 16-year old daughter. So... was this maid just 15 when she got pregnant[?] "


Assuming that the math is correct, Ahhhhnold would be guilty of the crime of Statutory Rape in California,
where 18 is the age of consent.  Here's the Statute  http://www.sexlaws.org/california_statutory_rape_laws

Statutory Rape is a "strict liability crime." 
If the victim is under the age of consent, a person is guilty even if she lied about her age. 
California has exceptions if the partners are married or close together in age. 

Of course, there an automatic exception for Republicans and there is
no chance that Ahhhhnold will ever be prosecuted for this apparent crime.

Please be sure to apologize to Ahhhnold for bringing this up.
 HWD in Seattle

Someone, probably me, has really bad eyesight.
This woman looks 50 to me, not 32.


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Subject: Is bin Laden dead?

Why the h*ll would Inhofe tell the truth about Bin Laden, after scaring us
for 8 years with him for Poll Ratings, GOP fundraisers, etc...

You've got to be kidding?

The GOP can't say anything about Obama's phoney 'We just Killed Bin Laden Moment',
they can't possibly say he has been dead for years. 

For almost 8 years the GOP used Bin Laden to terrify America, win elections,
and rake in millions for fund raisers.

You are really slipping of the ball, so easily led by FAITH in Obama. Zero Evidence.
 Sonja Red

Are you friends with Bob in Prague?

Obama has bet his presidency on the fact that OBL is dead.
History will make him the biggest joke president EVER if he gets caught
lying about this, so what evidence to YOU have that proves he's lying?   

You got a gut feeling or something?

YOU say Obama is a fool who bet everything on a lie.
I say no way he's that stupid.

I believe Obama - you don't - so that's proof that I'm slipping?
Of all the charges you could level against me, I'd think "gullible" would be the last.


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What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, that lucky man is Buzz Aldrin, one of the original Mercury 7 Astronauts.
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