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Weekend/Monday  July 23-25,  2011     Vol 2726 - Ocracoke


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow N.R.A. opens branch in Norway
Arrow Taxpayers pay Casey defense
Sarah Palin Nude!!!
Arrow Amy Winehouse joins '27' Club
Arrow Perry: Wife wants me to run
Arrow Jane Fonda: My Trip to Hanoi
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"Where’s the efficiency in that? The actual service going to people isn’t going to decline,
  the people sucking off the program are going to be the ones that lose."

     --  Sen Tom Coburn (OK-Insane) worried about the sex life of Social Security,   Link


  Funny, the idea of making the super-rich corporations pay some taxes never comes up.


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N.R.A. opens branch in Norway
Right-winger PROUD he killed 76 innocent kids


Norway mourned on Sunday 76 people killed in a shooting spree and car bombing by a Norwegian
who saw his attacks as "atrocious, but necessary" to defeat liberal immigration policies and the spread of Islam.
Anders Breivik, 32, said he wanted to explain himself at a court hearing on Monday about extending his custody.

"He believed the actions were atrocious, but that in his head they were necessary," his lawyer, Geir Lippestad said.

Breivik admitted to Friday's shootings at a Labour party youth camp and the bombing that killed seven people
in Oslo's government district a few hours earlier.

However, "he feels that what he has done does not deserve punishment," Lippestad said.

Perfect - now America is exporting our violent hatred to other countries.

This bloody dittohead hunted down 60 kids at camp - shot them in the head.

Their SWAT team, unused to US-style violence, took 90 minutes to arrive.
Had they shown up in 15 minutes, maybe 40 of those kids would still be alive.

If those kids were fetuses, the GOP would be outraged.

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'Taxpayers pay Casey defense'
You mean she's causing further trouble?

America's most notorious recent murder defendant doesn't have to fret about her legal bills.

That's because $119,000 in defense fees racked up during her trial earlier this month, have been
picked up by Florida taxpayers. Plus, another $5,800 in fees that Anthony's attorney has billed her.
putting the overall taxpayer tab at just shy of $125,000.

Half the stories I read about Casey Anthony are "We want this bitch dead" headlines.
The other half are weirdo-hatchett jobs like this one - pouring more and more gas on the fire.

This is from USA Today.
Look at that bitch - smiling at us - letting us know she got away with it.

From what I saw of the trial, she sat there like a drugged zombie most of the time,
but your Nancy Grace-ish whores will tell you she was smiling and laughing and really,
really enjoying the attention - as if she wanted attention bad enough to risk becoming
another Republican Florida death chamber victim.

She may have been guilty - the jury says she wasn't -  I don't know because I was busy.
But today's whore press - like the BFEE when they're in power - always has to have some
boogeyman that needs our attention and Casey Anthony is it this summer.

How they'd loooooooove to cover her funeral and then the trial of her murderer
because then the Nancy Grace-ish whores could get back on their harpy merry-go-round.

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Subject: Networking at a local Washington watering hole....
At a local Washington bar...

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight
in the eye and says, "Listen here, good-looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere,
your place,
my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked or
with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
"No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"

Thanks to DC Dennis.

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or someone
currently in Seattle with intimate knowledge of Vancouver
and their Little Amsterdam situation.

Related news...

The real Amsterdam is closing their "coffee shops" at the end of the year.
I guess they hate those tourist dollars...

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Amy Winehouse joins '27' Club


Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London home.

Winehouse joins an unfortunate “club” of famous musicians who died at age 27,
including Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain. Cobain’s mother
once said to her son, “Don’t join that stupid club” before he committed suicide at age 27.

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Subject: Blazing Debt Talks

Hi Bart,
The ridiculous comedy known as the "Debt Ceiling Tango" reminds me of a scene in Blazing Saddles
where the new Sheriff, who is African American, holds a six-gun to his head and says
"Hold it.  The next man makes a move the N****r gets it!" 

The righteous citizens of the town, all of whom are named Johnson, are in shock at the race of their
new sheriff, and they are all pointing guns at him, so he decides to hold himself hostage!  And they,
like good Tea Baggers, fall for it!  Frankly, there isn't much difference between that hilarious comedy
and the farce being acted out by our Congress.
The Debt Ceiling is a self-imposed limit that is unnecessary, and, as we can readily perceive, dangerous. 
It's as absurd as holding ones self hostage; in fact, more so.  What Obama should do, instead of playing
silly games with silly people is just raise the damn ceiling and, as Bill Clinton points out, let the courts
figure it out.  But even better, although unlikely, would be to eliminate the Debt Ceiling and replace it
with routine accounting reports.
Will Obama surprise us?  Or will he just hold the damn gun to his head.

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Subject: The Time has come for America to turn to Reality!

America has come to a place where we have dug ourselves into a deep hole and it is going to take
some hard work to get us from where we are to where we ought to be. In order to do that we are
going to have to make Reality our friend. I personally believe that we can not only get through this,
but we could come out stronger in the end. But to do it we as a nation are going to have to collectively
have to give up being stupid and embrace being smart.

I look around at what is going on in this country and I think this is simply not acceptable. We are going
to have to decide that we as a nation can do better than this. We are the world that we make for ourselves
and we need to do a better job than this. We as a nation are going to have to positively embrace clear
thinking and intelligence. We are going to have to come up with a plan, a course of action, derived as a
solution based in Reality. We need to make Reality our friend rather than our enemy.
  Marc Perkel, Founder of the Church of Reality

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Sarah Palin Nude!!!
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"Dear Lady GaGa Ive been doing singing mermaid in a wheelchair since 1980.
  You can keep the meat dress and the firecracker tits - the mermaid's mine."
-- Bette Midler, being catty and snide, trying to get her name in the news,      Link

  Isn't it sad when a former big star attacks a current big star to get her name in the news?

  I remember back in 1984, Bette Midler attacked up-and-coming Madonna.
  She made some crack about the "gaping" Madonna after "Like A Virgin" came out.

  What did Madonna do in retaliation?
  She asked Bette to introduce her at LIVE-AID.

  So Bette has been attacking/slurring newer, younger performers for at least 25 years.
  At her age, you'd thinkl she'd have some lue what manner are.

  Oh, BTW, Bette?

  YOU didn't invent the "mermaid in a wheelchair" bit.
  Mermaids can't f-ing walk - they HAVE to use a wheelchair.

  Hey Bette, what ugly things do you have to say about Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift?

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Subject: Proof my hometown is full of nuts

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Perry: Wife wants me to run
No word yet on what Jesus wants...


The Texas governor told reporters this week his wife, Anita, is encouraging him to jump into the 2012 race.

"My wife was talking to me and saying: 'Listen, get out of your comfort zone. Yeah, being governor of Texas
is a great job, but sometimes you're called to step into the fray,'" Perry said.

That's a major step for Perry's increasingly likely White House bid, given that political spouses don't always
welcome the scrutiny and stress of a national campaign.

Anita Perry is a skilled political wife, who has campaigned with her husband since 1984. Over the years,
she's weathered plenty of rumors about the state of her marriage, including speculation that her husband
enjoys the company of men and has cheated with a male member of his administration--a story the Perrys
have strongly and repeatedly denied.

What are the odds Texas could have two gay republican governors in a row?
If Perry wins, will Jeff Gannon show up at the White House 226 times like he did for Bush?

 "I don't care who knows - I need you now!"

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Former Okie judge arrested


Bail was set at $76,500 for former Creek County judge Donald Thompson after his arrest
Tuesday morning on a variety of charges, including possession of a controlled dangerous substance.

Thompson was charged with driving under the influence, possession of a controlled substance after
a felony conviction and possession of a controlled dangerous substance after a felony conviction.

Thompson made national headlines five years ago when he stood trial on an indecent exposure case.
He was convicted of four felony counts of indecent exposure for masturbating while he served as a
judge in four trials. Thompson was also using a penis pump on himself during those trials.
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My Trip to Hanoi
  by Jane Fonda


It is unconscionable that extremist groups circulate letters which accuse me of horrific things, saying that
I am a traitor, that POWs in Hanoi were tied up and in chains and marched past me while I spat at them
and called them 'baby killers.' These letters also say that when the POWs were brought into the room for
a meeting I had with them, we shook hands and they passed me tiny slips of paper on which they had
written their social security numbers. Supposedly, this was so that I could bring back proof to the US
military that they were alive. The story goes on to say that I handed these slips of paper over to the
North Vietnamese guards and, as a result, at least one of the men was tortured to death.

That these stories could be given credence shows how little people know of the realities in North Vietnam
prisons at the time. The US government and the POW families didn't need me to tell them who the
prisoners were. They had all their names. Moreover, according to even the most hardcore senior officers,
torture stopped late in 1969, two and a half years before I got there. And, most importantly, I would never
say such things to our servicemen, whom I respect, whether or not I agree with the mission they have been
sent to perform, which is not of their choosing.

The Right has to keep these Jane Fonda lies going because hate is all they've got.

Republicans would rather climb a tree and tell a lie
than stay on the ground and just go with the truth.

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When you love someone who suffers from the disease of addiction you await the phone call.
There will be a phone call. The sincere hope is that the call will be from the addict themselves,
telling you they’ve had enough, that they’re ready to stop, ready to try something new.

Of course though, you fear the other call, the sad nocturnal chime from a friend or relative
telling you it’s too late, she’s gone

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Subject: suicide humor

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan,
and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Subject: Steve Wynn

What an ego-oriented, selfish bastard.
He is an influential  person who could provide unemployed people with a job.  

Why is he playing the tyrant role blaring out to his crowd that the fault lies with
the President, not George E., the previous debt from W,  the corporate heads who
CHOSE to move their businesses to islands or places where slaves are willing to work
for survival wages.   How I despise spineless slime like Wynn.
Wondering how much damage these turds tend to inflict on the USA
which they all declaim to honor – bull puckey or something like that.

Oh BC. I’m  worried that these _______ will inflict terrible injuries on all in USA.
How I hate those villianous cowards.     

What's worse is Wynn swears he's a Democrat.

Subject: K.C. Chiefs

Some years ago, I sold beer in the stands for the Chiefs.  It was fun yelling out
"Getcha cold beer, here!" and whatever fun thing you could think to yell. 

They cut off sales after the third quarter and we all went down under the stadium to settle up. 
Get this: they didn't pipe in the radio broadcast.  We couldn't listen to the game. 

Everybody who hawks beer at the game is a fan.  Didn't they know that?


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Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City was Dubai!
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What is last issue's History Mystery?

There was no History Mystery last issue
because I'm a dumbass.


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