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Tuesday,  July 26,  2011     Vol 2727 - Madness and Pig Ignorance


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Beck: Norway dead 'like Hitler Youth'
Arrow 'We'd rather bankrupt the world..."
Sarah Palin Nude!!!
Arrow Eldrick's freefall continues
Arrow Can Boehner say Yes to anything?
Arrow Norway shooter likely insane
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Beck: Norway dead 'like Hitler Youth'
No, Glenn, that's the Pope...

 "Hey, fuck them dead kids and their grieving families..."


Glenn Beck, a leading Right-wing handjob, has prompted outrage after comparing
the teenage victims of the Utoya Island massacre to the Hitler Youth.

Beck said that the Labour party youth camp on the island, where 68 people were murdered,
bore "disturbing" similarities to the Nazi party's notorious juvenile wing.

Beck, a multimillionaire darling of the insane Teabaggers, said: "There was a shooting at
a political camp, which sounds a little like, you know, the Hitler youth. I mean, who does
a camp for kids that's all about politics? Disturbing." 

Torbjørn Eriksen, a former press secretary to Jens Stoltenberg, Norway's prime minister,
described the comment as "a new low" for the handjob, who has frequently been forced
to apologise for offensive remarks. he called Beck's remark's, "A little cunt-y."

Beck was recently fired from FOX News for being too big a dick even for them.

Every time one of these Pigboiy wannabees opens his mouth, they are determined to say
the goofiest shit possible to get their name in the news, which Palin and Bachmann have learned.

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Probably True RUMOR:
Eric Cantor has bought into a cat food company
to profit off all the new business from the elederly
after Teabagging Rethugs kill Social Security.

'We'd rather bankrupt the world..."
...than work with that n****r in the White House

     "What do you want me to do?
       My base consists on insane racists."


Republicans continue to happily push the US towards bankruptcy as they laughed off
the latest attempt from Senate Democrats to force them to pay some taxes.
The Democrats’ latest proposal involves raising taxes for the rich while helping the poor
and the elderly – a suggestion which appears preposterous to their opponents.
Boehner explained, “Once again, we completely reject these unrealistic plans
which need us to part with some of our millions.”

John, you're an old poll-watcher.
The newest polls say 2/3 of the voters are going to blame YOU guys,
yet you continue to do that which the voters forbid.

You've lost control of your party, John.

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Subject: Casey Anthony, and cable news 24/7 hate
Orwell's 1984 featured a two minute hate that helped the proles in the outer party vent their frustrations. 
Two minutes of hate went a long ways back then, today OTOH, we need 24/7 hate, and Casey is just the latest.

We love to hate, Lilo, Paris, that dumb beauty contestant, OJ, and Casey all make fertile ground
for us to hate, and be distracted from who is really screwing us.

Once the hate is done, we only begin to love them AFTER they turn up dead in their bed.
(Amy Winehouse, Heath Ledger, Michael Jackson, etcetera)

I propose that America redirect their hate to a worthy target, NANCY GRACE come to mind first.

I'm not wishing that Nancy Grace would get hit by a bus or anything,
but if someone HAD to get hit by a bus, why not her?

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Eldrick's freefall continues
He's no longer in the Top 20



We all knew this day was coming, we just didn't think it was coming so soon. Tiger Woods has
dropped out of the world top 20, a moment which we've all anticipated in the last few months,
but one which retains major historical significance.

You know the story. Woods hasn't been close to a world-beating golfer since his scandal broke
in November 2009. And now, he's ranked No. 21 in the world.  Indeed, perhaps the only surprise
surrounding Woods' place in the rankings was the fact that he remained in the top 10 for so long.

It's NOT a surprise.

Fifteen years ago, the PGA went "all in" on "Tiger is God" and they artificially propped him up
because his name once meant more money - and whores will do anything for more money.

BTW, Tiger, you should lose that beard.
You're going to look goofy either way, but the beard just makes it worse.

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Subject: Norwegian branch of the NRA

Hi, Bart...
I read the link provided for the NRA in Norway header and I didn't see anywhere that the NRA
had established a Norwegian chapter. I think the problem is redneck Jesus nutters and not the NRA.

To say the NRA has anything to do with this is to take your usually keen eye off the ball and doesn't
serve where we need to go as a nation and citizen of the greater world very well. It can be hoped that
the Norwegians will take care of their own businees with care, dignity and compassion without turning
their nation into a heavily armed paramilitary camp like the US has....
  Cal in VT

Cal, perhaps you're a new-ish reader? Back in the day, whenever there
was a mass shooting we called it a new branch office for the NRA.

I'm sure the NRA has already said this (but I haven't seen it yet) that Norway would be safer
if everyone over the age of five carried an assault rifle with a 1200-round magazine capability.

It's how crazy people think.


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Subject: Obama 2012 ads

Today's the first day I noticed Obama campaign ads. 
The text of one is "You should join us in 2012."

All I could imagine as a response was,
"No, Barack, maybe *you* should join *us* for 2012."
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I have a way out of this debt mess...

Obama and Beohner agree to lock themselves into the Oval Office until they reach
an agreement.
  This would be a sham - more political theater to placate their bases.

Two days later, they emerge to say they have NOT come to an agreement,
then John Beohner announces he's steppingdown "for the good of his country."

Then Cantor takes Boehner's place and he'll have to decide to go into that room
and eventually agree with Obama's budget or he can announce his resignation, too.

We then work our way down to whichever Rethugs wants to stay in power.

Hey, I'm not saying it'll work, but we're dealing with cavemen, here.
You never know.

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Subject: Greatest Generation: "Hands off our Social Security!"

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Republicans' suicide pact
by good speller Joe Conason


Dysfunctional is the too-polite term for the House of Representatives, specifically its dominant
Tea Party Republicans, who can be described in far less dainty psychological terms. Even the
most extreme Republican partisans in the Senate seem to realize that their House colleagues,
seized by some combination of ideology, madness, and pig ignorance, are propelling the country
and the world toward economic chaos.
Of course, the Tea Party Republicans insist that no such thing will ever happen.

...and when all this blows up, the Teabaggers will say,
"We told you default was a risky and dangerous thing..."

...and the Democrats will fail to correct them.

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Can Boehner say Yes to anything?
Baggers want no part of that N.i.t.W.H


Teabaggers on Monday rejected Boehner's debt proposal despite his efforts to sweeten the deal
with provisions favored by his not-quite-rational conservative base.

The Cut, Cap, Balance Coalition, which boasts more than 100 GOP lawmakers in its membership,
cities two provisions in Boehner's proposal that amount to deal-breakers: its call for creating a
Congressional Commission and its inclusion of a balanced budget amendment that, according
to the group, is only for show.

Conservatives were also rubbed the wrong way by Boehner's inclusion of a "Super Congress"
in his plan. The new commission, composed of 12 members from both parties and both chambers,
would be power to fast-track legislation through both chambers without it being amended.

Really, John?
Your solution is to appoint a Blue Ribbon Commission of retired assholes?

The GOP is determined to walk down the wrong path.
If they walk 5 miles, that's an extra five miles they have to walk back.
If they walk 50 miles, that's an extra fifty miles they have to walk back.
If they walk 500 miles, that's an extra five hundred miles they have to walk back.
If they walk 5,000 miles, that's an extra five thousand miles they have to walk back.

You in the mood to do a lot of walking, John?

That idea to resign is looking better, isn't it?  

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Why doesn't a Dem say, "The government is shutting down
because the GOP swore an oath to Grover Norquist."

That makes Rethugs sound so owned - which they are.

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Subject: Casey Anthony defense

Of course her legal fees were picked up by the Taxpayers.
I would imagine even people with an I.Q. of 63 (lower than yours, even) watch COPS enough to know the Miranda.
"If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you."

But since when did Americans care about the rights of the accused anyway?
Got a suspect? Hang 'em. Trials are for librul commies, and dope-smokin hippies.

Kinda like how Nancy Grace and her ilk forget that, in America, you are (supposed)
to be presumed innocent until found guilty. Nah, it's a lot easier to keep the sheeple
enraged at little stories like this, than it is for the media to do their freaking job.

Oh, wait, I forgot. . . the media's job is to sell Advertising space.
I forgot that they aren’t in the journalism business anymore.
My bad.

Nancy Grace would still be unknown if she said, "Let's not jump to any conclusions
until we get to court and see how strong the evidence is against the defendant."

People want to hear, "Everybody knows he/she did it."
People will respond to, "Everybody knows he/she did it."
People will pay to hear, "Everybody knows he/she did it."

And to those who say, "Juries these days won't convict," isn't Scott Petersen
doing life in jail for going boating after saying he was going golfing?

Hell, Vegas prosecutors gave THE GUNMEN immunity if they would agree
to testify,  "Yeah, that's right - that robbery was O.J.'s idea..."

When do you give the gunmen immunity and blame the football player?

When the public wants somebody jailed that they feel is guilty.

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