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Tuesday,  Sept 27,  2011     Vol 2759 - Greasing the bobcat


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow 800 trainers for Afghanistan
Arrow FEMA broke, Rich pay no taxes
Sarah Palin Nude!!!
Arrow Racism not responsible
Arrow Nancy Grace Pops Out 
Arrow Tony Bennett Steps in It
Arrow Spend the day w/ Josie Maran


Better than Communism...definitely better than Reaganomics:


A regulated free market economic system for democracy


"Rick Perry is a governor whose state is on fire
  and he's denying climate change."
--  Obama, sounding downright Bartcopian           Link

"I will execute the fire!"

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800 more trainers for Afghanistan
Another good move on Obama's part (sarcasm)


Eight hundred more U.S. military trainers will be sent to Afghanistan by March to help with logistics,
maintenance, medical care and other areas in which the Afghan army is short on skills, Lt. Gen.
William B. Caldwell, commander of NATO’s training mission there, said Monday.

“That will better help us start getting at some of these specialty skills,” he told reporters

Wait, let me be sure I have this right.

After ten years of spending $2B a week on this war, (over a trillion dollars)
now we're going to  "start getting at some of these specialty skills?"

How many decades will that take?

Somebody's getting rich off this war.

Somebody wants this war to go on forever...


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"Stop complaining, stop grumbling, stop crying.
   …We've got to work to do,"
-- our President, with a straight face, saying WE need to come to work           Link

 Notice how he only gets tough with his base?
 No anger for Bitch and Boner, he saves it for us.
 Sir, I hope you feel refreshed after your 32-month nap.

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Subject: Judge: go to church or jail

Bart, to which church does this judge send criminals?

The Church of Reality?
The Church of Satan?

Lol, wonder if someone goes to a Mosque and converts to Islam
if that judge in Alabama would like that...

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Sarah Palin Nude


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"Jennifer Lopez showed off her figure in a tight, sexy red dress..."    Link

That's a sexy red dress?

She looks like something a
wood chipper coughed up.

Subject: tax breakthrough for Dems

This is the best idea I can come up with:  Tax the "job creators" and Wall Street
by restoring the tax on dividend and interest income to normal rates. 

They have had a huge giveaway for years since Bush and DeLay started giving
capital gains rates to unearned income like interest and dividends. 

Where does dividend income come from and to whom does it go?  Shareholders. 
Who are the Shareholders?  Look around.  How much corporation stock do you own?

The Democrats could get a majority vote on this with the public at least, and where does it count at election time?
Stand up and start making sense, Dems!  It's a war of facts and reasoning.
Like Mark Perkel says, it's the Dittoheads vs. the Hippies in a way.
...  Think!
Thanks Bart for all the great newsiness..

I had an idea about corporatre tax rates, but I'm not smart enough to know how practical it is.

What if the corporate tax rate was ZERO for every shareholder with less than one percent ownership?

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Subject: Rick Perry and the paradox of prayer

Let's assume for a moment that the invisible cloud being is real.

The bible teaches us that:
1) God has a Master Plan, and
2) The Plan is infallible.

Making a logical inference, that means that when someone is praying and asking for something they're saying either:
1) God has no Master Plan, or
2) The Plan is faulty, and God should change The Plan to serve one's needs.

So, praying is paradoxical. If you're praying for something - say, for Rick Perry not to appear
dimmer than Bush the Dumber in the debate - you're doubting the wisdom and infallibility of God,
which makes you a sinner and worthy of God's scorn and punishment.

In your years of attempted Catholic indoctrination, was this ever addressed?
I'd be interested in hearing the official explanation of how prayer is not a sin.

Keep swingin',
 Big Orange Jeff

The whole story makes no sense at all.
I rejected that nonsense about 50 years ago.

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Racism not responsible for popularity drop
It's Obama's right-wing policies, says Captain Obvious Sirota


Sirota seems to get less relevant with every column - assuming he was ever relevant.

His big headline is Obama's supporters aren't racists.
Is there anyone on the planet who thought that?

And yes, it's true, Obama's not the Second Coming that Sirota swore he'd be.
That one's on you, David.

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"The governments don't rule the world. Goldman Sachs
  rules the world and the stock market is TOAST!"
    --  possibly-honest trader Allesio Rastani,     Link

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Subject: poker at WhiteHouse.gov

Bart there is a petition to get online poker legalized.  Yep! Really. 
It can be found at this government website. >>> https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/ 

All that is needed is you register to vote on existing petitions. 
After 500 people vote yes on a petition the white house promises to act on the petition. 

I already voted for poker and repeal of the citizens united ruling. 
Share this with your readers it will start a movement. 
Oh Pot legalization is also there and it's getting a lot of votes.
Roger The Poker Player

Roger, thanks for that.

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"Right-wingers believe that vaccinating sixth-graders will make girls sexually promiscuous.
  As seventh-grade boys can tell you, there is no evidence for this."
    -- Richard Cohen's first decent joke in 40 years,        Link


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Nancy Grace’s wardrobe malfunction


What would “Dancing with the Stars” be without a little wardrobe malfunction?

Seattle was checking out Hope Solo on Monday. But the city didn’t notice
that one of Nancy Grace’s breasts fell out of her dress.

A camera quickly went to a crowd shot so avoiding more embarrassment to Grace
— a "hang them all" legal commentator — and to avoid an exposure to us at home.

Well, she went on that show for more exposure, but really - at her age?

Sometimes when you yell, "Me! Me! Me!" at the spotlight
it finds you at a moment when you're not quite ready for it.

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Tony Bennett Steps in It
He used some 'unfortunate' words ...


“Are we the terrorists? Or are they the terrorists? Two wrongs don’t make a right,” he told Howard Stern.
“They flew the plane in. But we caused it. We were bombing them, and they told us to stop.”

If Tony was a little better at phrasing, he might've said,  "We were naive in not anticipating
their counter-punch after all we've done to them," 
and by "we" I mean the Bush bastards.

When you tell a Rethug,  "9-11 was OBL's retaliation for our military bases on sacred Saudi sand,"
they act like you're from Mars and insist that's not what 9-11 was about, even though it was.

If some Teabaggers heard "Arabs are dancing on some graves at Arlington,"
they'd go there with guns and those Arabs would be dead without a trial.

BTW, you ever notice how they pick on people who can't fight back?

I wish the whore media had a BIG problem with something I'd said.

I'd go on Hannity to "explain" and mash his cigar in his face.

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Subject: Rick Perry prayer

"As a governor who's made a great deal of decisions with consequences over the years,
  I couldn't have done so without being driven to my knees on many occasions."

According to those in the know, that statement has nothing to do with prayer,
especially when big money donors are involved.
 Joel D

When I read that I thought of Obama and The Horse.

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Bart, that's the lovely Katy Perry.

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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City ?  I think that’s Havana, Bart.
Notice the lack of yachts in the harbor. I was there about ten years ago.
 Dave the San Diego Commie


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Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

That's Laika.  Occupation: World's first astronaut/cosmonaut. 
Launched by the Soviet Union early in the space race.

Unfortunately, also the first casualty of the space race,
when there were no plans to return the dog back to earth.
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Bart, great site all 'round.  Thanks for the info, the double-check
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You do life-saving work, you know, helping us from going so far
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