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Weekend-Monday,  Nov 5-7,  2011    Vol 2781 - Shrinky stuff


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Harman Cain's 4th Accuser
Arrow Dissecting the Iran ‘Terror Plot’
Sarah Palin Nude!!!
Arrow Memphis Man busted on Santorum
Arrow Three earthquakes rock Oklahoma
Arrow Cain harrasses White women (4)
Arrow Spend time w/ Sarah Michelle Gellar


Imperialism, Corporatism, Militarism: An American Tragedy
by James P. Huchthausen

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"Listen, our focus here is on jobs. We’re doing everything we can to get our economy moving again
  and to get people back to work. It’s not often I’m asked about some random person in America.”
       --  John Boehner, dissing Grover Norquist as just "some random person," signaling that congress might
            ignore Norquist's demands and raise taxes on the super-rich, also dissing the Teabaggers    Link

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Harman Cain's 4th Accuser comes forward
Gloria Allred's got a piece of this one...


High-profile discrimination attorney attention whore Gloria Allred says another woman is accusing Herman Cain.
Allred and the woman, whom she did not identify, are planning a news conference in New York TODAYlater Monday.
Allred, they say, had tungsten fangs put on her front teeth so she could physically catch an ambulance.

The woman would be at least the fourth to accuse Cain, a former businessman, of harassment.

This poor bastard - he was just trying to up his profile to get some better-paying speaking jobs...
He had no idea this starved-for-everything party might actual give his goofy 9-9-9 plan a try.

Next thing he knows, he's being taken seriously by teabaggers and their slave congressmen
and he's on top of the polls and he started thinking seriously about what he's stepped into.

...and then it started.

Drip, drip, drip...
Cain knows less about handling a crisis than he knows about Chinans nuclear program.

Now every woman he's ever met is accusing him.

My favorite part?
The first few came forward to accuse him and then run back into the shadows.

Cain is supposed to defend himself against unspecified charges coming from unspecified women?

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Dissecting the Iran ‘Terror Plot’

  by Gareth Porter

On Oct. 11, the Obama administration unveiled a spectacular charge against the government of Iran:
The Qods Force of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps had plotted to assassinate a Saudi ambassador
in Washington, DC, in a place where innocent bystanders could have been killed.

The U.S. tale of the Iranian plot was greeted with unusual skepticism on the part of Iran specialists
and independent policy analysts, and even elements of the mainstream media.

But administration officials claimed they had hard evidence to back up the charge. They cited a 21-page
deposition by a supervising FBI agent in the “amended criminal complaint” filed against Arbabsiar.

A close analysis of the FBI deposition reveals, however, that independent evidence for the charge that
Arbabsiar was sent by the Qods Force on a mission to arrange for the assassination of Jubeir is lacking.
The FBI account is full of holes and contradictions, moreover.
The document gives good reason to doubt that Arbabsiar and his confederates in Iran had the intention
of assassinating Jubeir, and to believe instead that the FBI hatched the plot as part of a sting operation.

But arent they looking in the wrong direction?

Are they saying whoever sent the seed money didn't know it was payment for a hit?

IF Iran (or upper-level Iranians) paid for a hit on the Saudi ambassador,
why does it matter if they hired dupes or thugs or serious hit men?


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Subject: racism

Bart, you wrote:

> I didn't see that as racist.

> People are afraid that "socialized mediacine" means they have to see
> a Puerto Rican doctor or an Indian doctor or a Columbian doctor etc.

> I think Astrocat was assuaging their fears, performing a community service.

Bart, assuaging people's fears because they don't want a brown doctor is racist.  Period.
 Mike in Cheney

Am I a racist if I want an American doctor?

I've had teachers I could barely understand because of their accent.
If it's OK with you, I want to understand what my doctor is saying.

I'd have no trouble with Denzel or Alfre Woodard
as my doctor.

But Dr. Motumbu from Ghana? 

(Thanks for not calling me 'another Cheney')

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Memphis Man busted on Santorum


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Subject: Using God's name in political stunt helps Atheism

Tuesday the House of Representatives passed a bill declaring "In God we Trust" as the national motto,
apparently to send some sort of message that they are somehow morally superior to us lowly non-believing heathens.
But the way I see it, what they did has the opposite effect.

From an atheist point of view what I see is that if they use God's name for the a political stunt it just shows me that
they don't really believe in God either. If I believed in God I wouldn't insult him using his name for personal political gain
or to defile his name by printing it on money. It sends a message that God and government is all about the money.

Someone who actually believes in God and trusts in God simply would not do that.
So if they really don't believe in God - then why should I? As an atheist I find myself
having more respect for the name of God than these so called Christian politicians do.

If I'm damned for not believing then they are too.
My message to them - see you in Hell.
 Mark Perkel

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When you're in Colorado Springs,
 be sure and dine at Springs Orleans

Hmmmmm, I'm getting hungry right now!

Sarah Palin Nude


I ran out of time, this feature will return next issue...

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Whale almost swallows surfer

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"No uterus?  No opinion!"
       --  Rachel Green on Friends, when Ross offered her some pregnancy advice  

 I agree - I can't imagine why any man needs to bother himself with a woman's reproductive issues
 so Jim Inhofe, Tom Coburn, Eric Cantor etc. should turn their curiosities in some other direction.

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Subject: My Brush with Greatness


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Three earthquakes rock Oklahoma
5.6 quake was the biggest in state history


It was just before midnight on Saturday.

I was brushing my teeth next to very large mirror and it started shaking. Even with my
IQ of 64, I knew right away it was an earthquake and it was the biggest I'd ever felt.

I put both hands on that mirror and begged God for the strength to hold it.
 (just kidding)

It kept quaking for about 30 seconds or so, but it felt like several minutes.
I assumed there'd be no damage, but the TV showed footage of bricks on
the ground about ten miles from here, so we weren't out of the woods yet.

Nope, no damage, but that reminds me - who has quake insurance?
Nobody I assume.

Isn't it crap that you can't just "insure your home?"  They won't let you.
You can insure your home against floor and fire, but not for "damages."

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Subject: fund-raising idea

I once belonged to an organization that collected dues from members in the members' birth months. 
From the members' viewpoints, there were no random pay-up dates to remember. 

Thanks for doing what you do,
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Karen, thanks for that.

I'll try that - it's November!

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Who knew Joe Paterno was Catholic?
  He failed to protect kids from the rapist



This is sad - I always liked Joe.

I get that he didn't want to get involved, didn't want to turn in his old friend,
but there's no excuse in the world for blocking so this criminal can score with kids.

This monster molested 40 kids over fifteen years.

Joe, what the fuck were you not thinking?

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Subject: Bart you are still the bomb!

I have been reading your column ever since I got the internets. 
And your comment about Reagan making middle class white men becoame
returdlicans and the democrats are now sacless losers made me almost pee my pants.

Keep swinging the hammer.  And I will be making money again soon. 
Once I do I will buy some of your merch and sign up for your radio show. 
I really appreciate you sir.
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Today's Mystery Car


Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed       

Bart, Last issue's Mystery Car  is a 1953/4 Studebaker Starliner Coupe.

I can't tell which year without seeing the front.

These ccoupes were designed by Robert Bourke of the Raymond Loewy Studios
and were unlike any other car of the time.
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Last issue's Mystery Celebrity  Link 

Hi Bart, that's Sean Connery. Not sure where he's passed out at though.


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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City that's Circuit de Catalunya is a racetrack in Montmeló, to the north of Barcelona.
This is the track used for the Formula 1 Spanish Grand Prix.
The track diagram on the side of the grandstand gives it away!
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Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart dude,
That would be Salvador Dali and Coco Chanel.
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Subject: donation

Bart, here's my November birthday donation, wish it could be more!
You've given me the strength to move forward since 1999.

Keep beating the banana shit out of the flying monkeys with your hammer, Bart.
 Lisa, The Homesick Texan (no longer homesick in Ann Arbor)

Lisa, that was very nice - thanks for putting kibble in the kitties' bowl.


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