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Wednesday,  February 15, 2012    Vol 2826 - Poof gesture

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Obama's birth control debate
Arrow Murdoch's "sustained criminality"
Freeway Blogger's Contest
Arrow Syria's 'License to kill"
Arrow Dems: "Long way" from tax deal
Arrow Willard Romney's Slow Burn
Arrow Desperate's Eva Longoria


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"Today, closing the Straits of Hormuz would be easy.
  As we say in Iran, easier than drinking a glass of water."    Audio
     --  Iran's Naval boss

  Hey Dumbass, don't you read

  The Pentagon says you can close the Straits ONCE.
  After that, you won't have any unsunken ships for a second attempt.

  That "Let's fuck with America" bravado might play well at home,
   but you only get to tease the pitbull once or twice before he eats you.

  Also, I don't understand our Navy.
  See this?


  When America sails in international waters, these pesky Iranian mosquito boats harrass our ships.

  After what happened to the USS Cole, (seventeen sailors killed, 39 injured) why are we
  allowing small boats to get near out biggest ships?  That makes as much sense as letting
  a sitting US president ride in an open convertible in a state with 60 million guns.
  If Ol' Bart ran the Navy (shudder) I'd turn our boys lose with some small arms fire.
  What's Iran going to say? 
 "You shot at our boats that were threatening you on the open seas?"
  Film it, so there's no mistake about what happened.

  Or, we could just wait for them to pack a mosquito boat full of C-4 and ammonium nitrate
  and then say, "Who could have predicted that?" when they kill another 17 sailors.

  A mistake like that could cost you a second term, Barack.

  My recommendation to Obama:
  Eliminate this problem before it causes "an incident" and costs you the election.
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Obama welcomes birth control debate 
Now they want Man-on-Dog to get the nomionation


Unbowed by the dust-up from last week’s contraception debate, Obama has jumped feet-first into the next round.

O spokesman Jay Carney weighed in heavily against a toughly-worded measure being considered in the Senate
that would greatly restrict women's access to critical health care services.

 "Let's be clear about what's at stake," said Carney. "The proposal being considered in the Senate applies to all
employers -- not just religious employers. And it isn't limited to contraception. Any employer could restrict access
to any service they say they object to. That is dangerous and it is wrong. Decisions about medical care should be
made by a woman and her doctor, not a woman and her boss.”

This is why Obama "declared war on the Catholic Church."
By getting those Vatican child-rapists to denounce him,
Obama becomes the Number One champion of women's rights.

Most men won't vote for a Democrat, so Obama courts the majority-women's vote.

I guess it's possible that Obama just stumbled into that accidentally,
but I chose to believe he and his team knew what they were doing.

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Murdoch's "sustained criminality"
Make the rich old goat to time, teach him a lesson


An investigation into Rupert Murdoch's newspaper, the Sun, has uncovered evidence that it paid
megabucks in retainers to crooked, on-the-take public officials for tipoffs, a source said Wednesday.

Much of the evidence passed to police has been provided by Murdoch's own News Corp group,
and deepens a crisis at the Sun, where officers have arrested nine former and current senior staff
in recent weeks over illegal payments.

"This is not about sources or expenses, this is an investigation into serious suspected criminality
over a sustained period," the source said, speaking on condition of anonymity.

"It involves regular, six-figure cash payments for several years to public officials,
some of whom were effectively on retainers to provide information."

To put this in perspective, imagine TMZ giving $20,000 to the Los Angeles coroner to give up
what really killed Whitney Houston - obviously against the wishes of the family.

Murdoch HAS to be guilty, unless he wants to claim senility like Reagan did.

Again and again and again, Murdoch's newspapers came up with these incredible private stories
that all turned out to be true - stories that NOBODY knew about, except for reporters who
hacked into private phones, including the Royal family.

Murdoch possibly made billions in profit from these crimes.

He belongs in fucking prison for these crimes and he would STILL be hacking phones
in they hadn't gotten caught hacking that dead girl's phone.


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Subject: Catholic politics

Hi Bart, I'm a long time reader.  I love the site and visit weekly at minimum.

I just have to comment on the Catholic "Holy War" on women (jeez...  isn't that Jihad in Islam?).

I am old enough to remember the national freak-out over JFK being a Catholic.  I remember JFK
stating clearly and unequivocably that he would not let his Catholicism interfere with his presiding over the US.

Now we have these friggin' Republican mullahs and ayatollahs dictating Catholic policies
for the entire US - not just for the "flock".  And nobody is commenting on just how far
this country has fled from it's founding principle of separation of church and state. 
If I wanted to live in Iran, I would move there.
 Norbert R

If this gang of 14th-Century child predators wants to do birth-control battle with modern America, 
we might actually get to witness the fall of the whole crooked, cock-crows Catholic cabal.

I would pay extra for ringside seats.

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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

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Stop the Pipeline
before it spills tar all over America


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  the TEA/GOP should stop the war against women!"
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Syria's 'License to Kill"
That's what Russia, China gave to Assad


Even as visiting Chinese Vice President Xi Jinping got the red-carpet treatment from Obama,
the White House on Tuesday accused China and Russia of effectively giving Bashar al-Assad
a "license to kill" the critics of his regime by vetoing a UN resolution aimed at ending bloodshed in Syria.

Obama press secretary Jay Carney did not use the incendiary phrase, which Norah O'Donnell of CBS News
put in the mouth of an anonymous administration official, in a TV report Monday and in a question to
Carney at his daily briefing with reporters on Tuesday.

Carney signed on without hesitation: "I agree with that. I agree with that assessment."

So, I'm looking for a number here...

How many Syrians will die before "NATO" steps in?
No troops, just some "No fly" and a few "info-gathering" drones.

Are we going to wait until Homs is completely lifeless?
Or do we wait maybe four towns are made lifeless, then move in?

Is the number fifty towns?
How long should we wait?

Or do we have faith that Obama is working furiously behind the scenes
to bring Assad's murderous reign of town-leveling terrorism to an end?

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Sarah Palin Nude


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Dems: "Long way" from tax deal
Excellent - make the bastards sweat


Despite optimism by Republican leaders that congressional negotiators had reached a payroll tax cut deal,
top Democrats in the House said Wednesday morning that the deal is not done.

"We're still a long ways from getting there," said Rep. Xavier Becerra (D-Calif.), one of the Democratic
members of the committee working on the deal. Becerra stressed that progress had been made.
"We hope that things will move forward."

"We've seen this play before," Rep. John Larson (D-Conn.) told reporters. "As you all painfully know,
things have had the ability to change around here rather rapidly when it appears a deal has been struck
and then it appears that deal is no longer in place."

Suddenly, the Democrats are doing everything right.   (Did I just write that?)

No matter what, if these payroll tax deal doesn't go thru, the Rethugs will get the blame.

Obama would LOVE to run against "the insensitive congress that raised your taxes."

A rare shot of Chinaco to our smart (and fighting!) Democrats.


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Subject: Who is the threat to world peace?


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Willard Romney's Slow Burn
How to handle his Man-on-Dog meltdown?


Willard Romney's response to his most difficult challenge yet is slowly emerging as a cautious, multi-step process.

Republican voter resistance to the gay-loving, gun-grabbing Massachusetts liberal has proven deeper and more
durable than many thought possible, and he is now faced with a surging conservative, Man-on-Dog, who is not
as easily undermined as former serial cheater Newt Gingrich (R-VD).

A big part of Romney's problem is that he has already developed a reputation as a slash-and-burn candidate,
who has responded to two Gingrich momentum jolts by obliterating The Squeaker with overwhelming force
on the TV airwaves. The second part of his challenge is that his public criticisms of Santorum on earmarks
have so far been weak and ineffective.

But over the past few days, the contours of Romney's new game plan have emerged. It's a steady rebuild
and a slow burn. Romney is building himself back up by talking more about his biography and by intensifying
his focus on policy. At the same time, a steady trickle of unflattering nuggets about Santorum have begun
to appear in the press, chipping away at his clean image.

They kept telling us Romney was the inevitable nominee.
They said he had great organizations in all 50 states and could outlast/outspend everyone else.

What they didn't mention was the truth - nobody likes Romney.

Maybe the biggest problem is that "Obamacare" is seen as helping the poor
and the GOP would rather kill themselves than see a poor person get help
Willardcare is the foundation for Obamacare and he can't shake that "shame."

What would Willard say when Obama says, in that first debate,
"Thanks for blazing the trail for universal health care, Willard."


Today's Mystery Car


Subject: last issue's Mystery Car     Link

Bart, that's a ’57 Chrysler-Ghia (Dart) Diablo.

Back in the days when Chrysler teamed up with design house Ghia,
some of the finest bodywork ever to festoon an American car was achieved.

It sure is a shame that the concepts never went beyond the titillation factor and into production.

Charlie Ray, Massachusetts

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Today's Mystery Celebrity


Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity     Link 

Bart – that's Claire Danes, Giancarlo Giammetti, Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow,
Valentino Garavani and Anne Hathway
at the Plaza after the documentary "Valentino, the Last Emperor."

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Subject: Iran


Let's not forget, Syria's been a close ally of Iran, the combination virtually unassailable, or was until the present.

Now it appears that Syria's dictatorship is having its hand forced by one or another outside interest,

Wow, really?
Some people credit the Arab Spring movement for Syria's troubles.

...bringing brutal response that effectively isolates it and moves other countries
closer to intervention as prelude to an attack on Iran.

I get that the destabilization of Syria isn't helpful to Iran,
but how is Syrians wanting to be free indicatiove of "outside interests?"

And Iran never did anything to harm the US - quite the contrary...

Well, if you don't count the Iranian-made IEDs that killed our soldiers in Iraq.

(Well, there were the hostages, but Bush I journeyed to Paris
to ensure they were not released until after the election).
 James in Alhambra

Aha, you're in the Middle East!

Where is Alhambra?  Is that in Eqypt?
(just kidding, of course)

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Name that Food 


Subject: last issue's Food Mystery     Link

Bart, those are Catfish with Black Bean and Avacado Relish.

Yvette, you are 100% correct.
So completely correct, I'm suspicious  :)

Just kidding, there's no "cheating" in the Mystery Quizzes.

To paraphrase Bobby Baccalieri, I'm in awr of your detective skills.

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Wildlife Close-up  


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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is New Orleans, with the Alexa Hotel in the
foreground.  To the right is the Hotel Astor.  Reminds me of a song by
Cole Porter, as follows.

Have you heard that Mimsie Starr
Just got pinched in the Ass-tor bar?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!


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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, that's Jim Thorpe, then with the Cincinnati Reds.
  Michael A

You are correct, Sir!
Many people got his name, but very few got the Reds.

BTW, Jim Thorpe has been in the news lately.

They often mention his "greatest athlete ever" title, but surely we'd all agree
that he was probably the best athlete of his time, but he wouldn't have a chance
against the athletes who came 100 years later, right?

I have an opinion on that, Bart

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