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Wednesday,  February 29, 2012    Vol 2834 - Cleaning Homes

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Assad moves in on Homs
Arrow Sen. Snowe, Rep. Drier to Retire
Obama & Gang - War Criminals?
Arrow "Pray for us" say Syria rebels
Arrow Assange indictment drawn up
Arrow Obama's Dow Hits 13,000
Arrow Always working Alyssa Milano


"Rick, I'm sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up.
  But if it makes you feel any better, if JFK were alive today, knowing you were
  running for President would make him shit his pants.”
-- Jon Stewart
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Assad moves in on Homs

Will Obama continue to do nothing?


Despite mounting diplomatic pressure for a cease-fire, the Syrian military continued its
bombardment of opposition strongholds on Wednesday, a day after Hillary suggested that
President Bashar al-Assad could be considered a war criminal for his relentless crackdown.

News reports said a ground offensive by government forces may be under way, with forces
loyal to Mr. Assad seeking to push into the beleaguered neighborhood of Baba Amr in the
central city of Homs, which has been under near-constant attack for almost four weeks.

The battered enclave has become an epicenter and symbol of resistance by hundreds of
army defectors and thousands of civilians.

The Associated Press quoted an unidentified Syrian official as saying Wednesday that
the neighborhood would be “cleaned” within hours, suggesting that the authorities felt
confident of crushing resistance.

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Sen. Snowe, Rep. Drier to Retire

Two proud GOP women call it a career


Rep. David Dreier (R-Fabulous, announced Wednesday he would not seek re-election.

The UnOuted Congressman explained why he chose to make his announcement on the House floor.
"First, this is where my fellow Californians sent me to represent them. Second, I am a proud
institutionalist, and I believe that this institution is as great as it has ever been," he said.
He did not say if his roommate would keep their apartment.


Senator Olympia Snowe, one of the few sane Republicans in Congress, stunned both parties by
announcing she will not seek re-election, complaining of partisan gridlock. Her decision
complicates the Republican effort to wrest control of the Senate from the Democrats.

Snowe lied and said that both parties are to blame for the gridlock that has plagued Congress
and she expected no short-term improvement despite public disapproval ratings near 90 percent.

"I think people are shocked by the Senate not being able to come together and to come up
with solutions to the big problems," Snowe told Reuters outside her Senate office.

So, Drier leaves what he calls "a great institution," but Snowe wants out of the sewer.

I imagine the real reason they're stepping down is they know Obama's going to win.

Whatever - makes things easier for the non-Nazis.


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Obama & Gang are War Criminals
by Dave Lindorff


How then to explain the casual way that civilian and military leaders of the US and Israel
are talking openly about plans and threats to attack Iran?
Dave, chillax a little.
"Talking openly" isn't a crime, neither is being casual.

The supposed casus belli or justification for such an attack is that Iran, secretly plans to make
an atomic bomb.  That alleged threat, even if it were real, doesn’t even come close to constituting
an “imminent” threat of attack of the kind which might justify a pre-emptive strike on Iran, as is
being publicly contemplated and threatened by the US and Israel.
The simple fact is that Obama, and his top generals and cabinet officers,
are committing a war crime every time they threaten Iran with attack...

Some low level saber-rattling is a war crime?

I think war crimes are war crimes
and saber-rattling is saber-rattling.

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Subject: Santorum's meaning

Santorum's bit about going to college is classic old school Republicanese.
It's so old, they joked about it in the movie Caddyshack.
Remember Judge Smails responding to Danny's college dreams, "Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too."
btw, last night I saw a guy get hit by the proverbial peach truck.
It's been a while since you reminded everybody to eat a peach.

Maybe Santorum has a point.

Maybe Democrats should go to college
and Republicans can dig graves for all I f-ing care.

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  He said, ‘Wow, now I can come pretty close to settling up my bill at Tiffany's.’”
      --  Letterman


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Subject: My Brush with Greatness


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"Pray for us" say Syria rebels as army closes in
   Prayer isn't much help against an invading army


Heavy fighting raged near Homs on Wednesday after elite Syrian troops attacked the rebel-held
bastion that has endured 25 days of siege and fierce bombardment, activists said.

"Pray for the Free Syrian Army. Do not be miserly in your prayers for them," opponents of Assad
said in a statement, as diplomats spoke of the feared 4th Armoured Division mounting a drive to
"finish off" the rebels.

The motley band of army deserters and desperate insurgents who call themselves the Farouq
Brigade of the Free Syrian Army have sworn to fight to the last man, one activist from Baba Amro
told Reuters. Others, though, had already made their escape from the shattered neighborhood.

The 4th Armoured Division commanded by Maher al-Assad, the president's younger brother,
has a reputation for ruthlessness burnished during the past year of revolt and forged in history.

If this city gets wiped off the map, that will stain Obama's legacy forever.

In the year 2060, when school kids visit his Library in Chicago, they might ask,
"Why didn't President Obama do something to save those innocent people?

Doing nothing is not always the best option.

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Subject: America is not run from Tel Aviv

Israel wants to keep America out of the loop when it comes to its decision to attack Iran.
But Israel expects America to back it up once it starts the war.

So we're supposed to sit back and let Israel decide when America is going to war?
I don't think so!

If it were up to me if Israel attacks Iran without
including us in the decision - they're on their own.
  Mark Perkel

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Happy Birthday to Judy B. in Sacramento

Happy Birthday to Ruth Ann in Knoxville

Assange indictment drawn up
He embarrassed a lot of blowhards...


"We have a sealed indictment on Assange."
Underlining the sensitivity of the information - apparently obtained from a US government
source - he wrote "Pls protect" and "Not for Pub[lication]".
On Monday, WikiLeaks began the release of more than 5 million leaked Stratfor emails which
it said showed "how a private intelligence agency works, and how they target individuals for their
corporate and government clients".
The news that US prosecutors drew up a secret indictment against Mr Assange more than a year ago
comes as the WikiLeaks founder awaits a British Supreme Court decision on his appeal against
extradition to Sweden to be questioned in relation to sexual assault allegations.
Mr Assange, who has not been charged with any offence in Sweden, fears extradition to Stockholm
will open the way for his extradition to the US on possible espionage or conspiracy charges over
WikiLeaks' publication of hundreds of thousands of leaked classified US reports.
US army private Bradley Manning was last week committed to face court martial for 22 alleged
offences including ''aiding the enemy'' by leaking classified US documents to WikiLeaks.

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Obama's Dow Hits 13,000
It was 6,000 and change under DMF


The Dow finally reclaimed the ground it held before the carnage of the Bush bastards— bailouts,
bank failures, layoffs by the million and a stock market panic that cut retirement savings in half.

The Dow closed above 13,000 for the first time since May 19, 2008, almost four months before
the fall of the Lehman Bros. investment bank triggered the worst of the financial crisis.

The Dow finished at 13,005.12, up 23.61 points for the day.

"People can see that the markets bounce back and are resilient over time," said Marc Scudillo,
managing officer at Dewet, Phuckum and Howe, a financial advice company in Bridgewater, N.J.
"That's a powerful message."



That good news got Boner crying again.

Thanks to the radicals and the Teabaggers,
he knows he won't be Speaker much longer.

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Subject: Bart, King of the Island

Bart, you wrote:

> If we lose this election to a man who hates science and education,
> I'm starting a private island government somewhere - care to join me?

> Of course, I would be King of the Island.
Bart, I’m an anti-monarchist, but you are one of the few people I could tolerate as “King”
(Nutjobs Peter King and Steve King don’t figure in the equation at all. 
I could not stand either as the figurehead.)

Gene, I forgot to mention you would have to surrender
your wife and all female family members.

All men would be banished from Bartcop Island.


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'Monkees' teen idol Davy Jones dead of apparent heart attack at 66.


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Subject: Ticket sales up for Eldrick

Of course ticket sales are up – people can’t wait to see another defeat!

Good point - I'll be watching for sure.

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Today's Mystery Car


Subject: last issue's Mystery Car       Link

Bart,  that is an Aston Martin DB9 Rapide Coupé8

What a beauty is that yellow Aston Martin V8 Vantage!
PS…I am still right about that damn Caddy!


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Bart – that's Steven Tyler
With that mouth, it was either Tyler or Mick Jagger. 
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That looks like Aerosmith's Steven Tyler Bart.
Wow! Look at those hot lips@

That is the original Bad Boy from Boston, Steven Tyler.
The lips are a dead giveaway!
 Jake in L.A.

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Today's Food Mystery


Subject: last issue's Food Mystery     Link

Bart, that's Danish fruit-stuffed pork roast.
 Melba the Cook

Yesterday's (2/28) Mystery food dish is Blue lump crab cake,
buttered brioche, crispy carrots and Creole beurre blanc
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Subject: last issue's way-cool mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Vancouver, BC.

It's pretty, but more than a little pricey..

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is ...izzat Rita Jenrette?
She was the wife of a disgraced Republican’t congressman and posed for Playboy magazine. 
Of course, this guess is based on a “friend’s” description, ‘cause I’d NEVER look upon such a sight!
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Bart, just a little something to keep the hammer swinging for my February birthday.
Unfortunately, I cannot provide a long-form birth certificate,
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