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Weekend-Monday,  March 17-19,  2012    Vol 2844 - Bad juju

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow What now for the vulgar Pigboy? 
Arrow Santorum's war on Porn
Osama ordered Obama killed
Arrow Home Depot hates Obama
Arrow FOX News: Presidents & Gas
Arrow Can Hate Radio Survive?
Arrow Ringers's  Sarah Michelle Gellar


Business slow?

Run a "We're Still in Business" Sale!

Think how many people/companies have
bitten the dust since Bush stole the Treasury.

Banner ads by the day,
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Even if business is slow,
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"I listened to Rush for a loooong time yesterday. I counted 88 commercials.
  Of them, 76 were public service annoucements - he's lost all his advertisers.
  I have a feeling they took their phones off the hook to prevent ad buyers from
  calling in to say, 'Take my commercials off your airwaves.' "
--  Howard Stern's producer, Baba Booey   

  That Premier Network memo we saw - it said their advertisers wanted off
  of Glenn Beck, Savage and Hannity, too - are they having problems similar to Pigboy?
   Are we witnessing the end of hate radio in America?

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Pigboy is now sponsor-free
Syndicator "suspended" ads for two weeks
but what happens when the two weeks is up?


Should Pigboy move to Satellite Radio?
He could be as hateful and racist as he wants there


I will not go to satellie radio
  by the racist, vulgar Pigboy


I can't do it. I have 800 radio stations here and I can't cannibalize them.
They've made me who I am. They've stuck with me for eight and a half years,
almost 19 now, and to just abandon them?

But Pigboy, they had to abandon you because you're so racist and so hateful.

So the real question is, would satellite radio hire your racist, vulgar ass?

Have you heard about this?
Trayvon was walking to the store and some gun-happy Rethug
saw him "walking while Black" so he called the cops, said the kid
"was acting suspicious," then he shot him - dead.

In Florida. if you "think your life is in danger," you're OK
to open fire on whatever Black guy is scaring you.



"Here we are in this town, young and old, celebrating a sense of freedom that was
  Woody's legacy.  So rumble, young musicians, rumble.  Open your ears and open
  your hearts. Don't take yourself too seriously and take yourself as seriously as death
  itself. Don't worry. Worry your ass off. Have ironclad confidence, but doubt. It keeps
  you awake and alert. ... And when you walk on stage tonight to bring the noise,
  treat it like it's all we have. And then remember it's only rock 'n' roll."
     -  Springtseen, giving a noon speech at SXSW      Link


Subject: Scalia rewrites history

Gore took the case to the Florida Supreme Court, but Bush
took it to the US Supreme Court. So Scalia's distorting the truth about that, too.
  Steve SJ

When they change the facts, that's proof that they were lying all along.

If Scalia isn't ashamed of the action his Whore Court took,

why does he have to change the facts when re-telling the story?

The bottom line is WE ARE RIGHT
and we don't have to change the facts when we re-tell the story.


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Santorum's war on Porn
He's talking about everything but jobs


Rick Santorum (R-Man-on-dog) doubled down Sunday on a campaign promise to crack down
on the distribution of explicit pornography if elected, saying exposure to the content "can be very damaging."

Santorum argues that current obscenity laws already prohibit the distribution of "hardcore obscene porn,"
and that Obama has failed to enforce these restrictions. As president, Santorum says he would instruct his
attorney general to prosecute those who distribute content that his administration deems "obscene."

Yes, and that's the problem.
Santorum vs porn would be a lot like a nine year old boy with a hammer:
Suddenly everything needs hammering.

First he'd start with actual porn.
How would he do that?
Restrict the web the way they do in Cuba, North Korea and Saudi Arabia?

Then he'd go after Playboy, then Desperate Housewives, Bill Maher and Glee.
Then Two and a Half Men, then Bartcop, then Dancing With the Stars.

Of course, he'd find nothing wrong with Rush Limbaugh's filth.

Soon there'd be nothing left on TV but Lawrence Welk reruns.

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Osama ordered Obama killed

because "Biden isn't ready" to be president


Documents taken from Osama bin Laden's compound reveal a plot to kill Obama. David Ignatius
got a look at the documents, which will be available to the public soon, and he reports that bin Laden
wanted his network to focus on attacks in America, rather than operations inside Muslim countries,
and he specifically instructed attacks on Obama's aircraft. The way he saw it, "killing Obama will make
Biden take over the presidency. … Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the US into a crisis."

Hey Osama, you sure had shit for brains.

Biden is damn well prepared to be president.
Hell, he's been in the senate about as long as Obama's been alive.
Admit it - you were too stupid to lead al Qaeda.

Hey Osama, are you playing cards in Hell with Brietbart, Reagan and Helms?

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Subject: Gingrich's sugar daddy

Gingrich is in the race still because he has a billionaire, Sheldon Adelson, forking over money. 
Thanks to the "Citizens United" decision Adelson can give unlimited millions to exercise his "free speech".

Imagine if someone like Ralph Nader had a constant flow of millions to run against a Democratic.
I'm just glad the downside of billionaire sponsors hit the Republicans first.
  Bill F

Good point - Newt is the poster boy for why Citizens United doesn't work.

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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

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Home Depot wants Obama Gone
Shopping there is like a chicken shopping at KFC 


Home depot founder Ken Langone has embraced a new role as an unabashed critic of Obama.
Last summer, after the White House and Congress (whose members Langone compared to
"sex fiends" when around money) clashed over lifting the federal government's debt ceiling,
Langone branded Obama "petulant" and "unpresidential" on CNBC. He even ripped him for
entering the Oval Office without a suit jacket on—something, Langone insisted, Reagan never
would have done. (PolitiFact rated this claim "mostly false"; Reagan sometimes wore track
jackets in the Oval Office on weekends.) Obama is "not bringing us together," Langone said.
"Divide us and we all lose. This has got to stop."

So, the Home Depot boss is a racist and a Nazi dog - who knew?
Maybe we should spend our remodeling money at Lowe's?

BTW, Reagan wore a jacket in the oval office when he sold weapons to terrorists.
He wore a jacket in the oval office when he ordered those Marines housed on land
instead of on their ships where they would've been safe.

Reagan wore a jacket in the oval office when he ordered our military to invade Grenada
so the good puppy press would stop talking about Reagan's 200-dead disaster in Lebanon.

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Subject: Home Depot

I have spent my last dime at home depot....what an ignorant, racist, pig...
Has this dumbass ever heard of dubya booosh, the repug idiot who destroyed the housing market?

Someone needs to smack him upside the head,


Remember, every dollar you spend at Home Depot goes to Romney's campaign.

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Sarah Palin Nude


 Today's Sarah Palin Nude impending disaster picture is especially cringe-inducing...

Subject: Rising gas prices is PROOF that America is back.

Bart, you wrote:

> Rising gas prices is PROOF that America is back.

> Why doesn't Obama tell them that?

> It has the added bonus of being TRUE.

The other thing about telling the truth on this issue is that the Rethuglican Oil Kings
would HAVE to lower gas prices to thwart Obama's speeches on the subject.
 cm in nyc

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Better Amazon link

Thanks, they send me pennies...

FOX News: Presidents can't control the price of gas

That's what they said when Der Monkey Fuhrer was in power.
Now that we have a Black guy, it's like "Nigger, WTF?"



In 2008, to defend George Bush from Democrats' accusations that his policies were raising gas price,
Fox News put together a series of video segments explaining why the president can't control the costs
at the pump. Too bad it seems to have forgotten all about them.

But Media Matters hasn't (of course). The watchdog group has put together a fantastic video medley
of those Bush-era segments, and guess what? They're really good! It's probably the best journalistic
stance you will ever see Fox News take, ever: (Via Slate's Moneybox)

Too bad we can't get a Democrat to list the damn facts.

How did I get stuck in a party of scared mutes?

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Subject: @BartCop wow, your website looks awful


That may be true, but it makes hundreds of dollars each month.

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Read all about it!

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"Anyone who thinks Hispanics won't vote for a Republican,
  all you have to do is look at Puerto Rico and there's your answer."
--  Romney, crowing about beating Santorum in PR after Rick told them
           they had to stop speaking Spanish and learn some f-ing English

    Hey Willard, it was a Republican primary.
    A Republican was going to win that contest no matter what, you f-ing idiot.

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Subject: brokered convention?

Bart, I have a theory...I don't know where this came from, but it just hit me today.
What if Romney limps into the convention with not enough delegates and he's so damaged by all of
the stupid stuff he keeps saying that the republican power brokers and the Koch brothers decide he's
going to take down every other dumb ass republican running for any office, local, state, and federal. 

Fat Asss Christie and Jeb will not do for obvious reasons, so along comes one of the quitters, Pawlenty,
Huntsmen, or even the weasel looking Mitch Daniels.  Any of them would create more excitement than Willard. 

I ask you, why wouldn't the republicans want to do this? 
Maybe the money could be a problem, but there's got to be a few billionaires willing to step up.
Keep on swinging,
  Richard in New Braunfels

Richard, I see where you're going - but there's a problem:
The GOP just ran an unvetted candidate (Palin) and it was a disaster.

Did you know Palin had NO IDEA why there are two Koreas?
Really, Sarah?  You never watched an episode of MASH??

If they try to pick Jeb or Daniels at the last moment, they'll be stuck with that
nagging feeling that he couldn't have won if he'd been vetted in the primaries.

The GOP is stuck with shit candidates and they know it.

They've drifted so far to the Right, only the crazies need apply.
They booed the Golden Rule and they booed deployed soldiers and
they hate the middle class and their message of hatred is failing them.

At some point, a Republican will have to stand up and say,
"We need to stop this madness and get back to the American mainstream."

So much is happening so fast.

The GOP needs to realize they've lost their precious Pigboy because their woman-hating
and gay-hating and sex-hating and Black hating and Hispanic hating no longers works for them.

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Premier Toonist Wolf Grulkey is running for congress

"I'm strickly dickly. It might simplify my life if I were gay, but no. ... For me, it's an issue
  of civil rights. Who people want to sleep with and who they want to love should not have
  anything to do with government politics at all. And if you see me in a gay bar, it's only
  because they play the best music and my gay friends like to dance. Gay guys love me.
  It's the big boobs and blond hair."
--  Megan McCain, on why her dad is such a hater       Link

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Subject: RED (neck) States

It so tiring to hear the local idiots explain that Romney is their choice
because he spent 25 years of his life lining his pockets helping to bring down
the economic system worldwide; he must know how to fix it.   (insert here hi$ motivation)
By the same logic Adolf Hitler would be the ideal choice to end fascism.  

 ha ha

These stupid bastards are everywhere.  
OK & FL not to mention AL & MS most recently disgust me.  
Nice property there if you could get rid of the indigenes personnel.
 Carl who was in that Mexican Jail with Bart

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Can Hate Radio Survive?


Dan Sileo just got a taste of what might be called the Vulgar Pigboy Effect.
On his sports show in Tampa last week, Sileo enthusiastically endorsed the Tampa Bay
Buccaneers’ interest in a trio of free-agent players. Maybe a bit too enthusiastically.

“If they got those three monkeys, I’m good,” Sileo said of the African Americana.

That was Monday. By Tuesday, Sileo was gone, fired after 15 years behind the microphone.
The station, owned by Nazu pigs Clear Channel, declined to talk about Sileo’s dismissal.

Nevertheless, in the wake of the furor over Limbaugh’s meltdown, Sileo’s firing suggests that
something has changed about hate radio. A medium built on race hatred and gay bashing is,
once again, reassessing just where those limits are.

How about NOT calling Black people "monkeys?" 
Maybe that's a good place to start.

Pigboy, talk radio's senior woman hater, is still being battered by sane Americans.
Dozens (make that ALL of them) of advertisers have declared Limbaugh’s program a no-go zone,
at least temporarily. This has left his syndicator, Clear Channel-owned Premiere Radio Networks,
to fill some of the commercial breaks on his program with freebie public-service ads.

Did you know that Clear Channel is $15 billion in debt?

Why is profit the LAST thing on the minds of the bosses at Clear Channel?
Could it be they're NOT here to make money?

Then why are they here?

I hear the New York Post loses money - BIG time, but they soldier on.
If the NY Post isn't interested in making money, what is their goal?

I hear the Washington Times loses money - BIG time.
If the Washington Times isn't interested in making money, what is their real motivation?

I believe FOX News loses money - BIG time.
If FOX News isn't interested in making money, what are they interested in?

Obviously, their goal is to influence politics in this country.

These profit-hating companies exist for what reason?
The NY Post and FOX News are owned by Rupert Mursoch.
He doesn't want to make money, he wants to change our politics.
Murdoch pays millionaires to tell the poor to vote for the party of millionaires.

Same for the Moonie Times.
They pay hack writers to tell lies about Democrats and profits come last.

I don't know who owns Clear Channel, but whoever that is, they didn't mind
going $15 billion in debt, as long as the Pigboy got to scream race taunts at Obama,
that's what Clear Channel wanted and that's what they've gotten - until now.

These American-hating companies are NOT interested in making money.
They exist ONLY to tear down Obama, Democrats and fairness for the middle class.

Too bad we can't get some Democrat to point that out.

How did I get stuck in this party of sheep?

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Subject: wish I could do more...


I feel bad that I can't send more $,
I'm just a working stiff and I'm trying to keep the wolf from the door. 
Fortunately I have a job. 

I'll do what I can as soon as I can, but I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate your site. 
I tell people about it all the time.  You're a good guy and I know you are doing the best you can
with what you have.  Just wanted you to know that all of us readers appreciate you and your hard work.

Hope support for your blog gets better soon.

Blue deer, thanks for that.
If everyone bought a Weber outdoor cooker/smoker,

I would make some money - but that's a little unlikely  :)


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Today's Mystery Car


Subject: last issue's Mystery Car       Link

Bart,  that looks like a Citroen Traction Avant (sounds fancier than "front drive"),
a very ahead of its time front-wheel drive French car. This one looks to be "hot-rodded."

By the way, a gymkhana is a sports car competition usually done in parking lots by
car clubs to display one's car handling skills and compete against others.
(Don't know why Obama has been ruled out as unable to participate,
or why it would be an issue. I'm not aware of any racist sports car groups)
  Phil on the Northcoast

Maybe they're teaching in a racial taunt-style so the
young skulls of Okie Hitler Youth will pay attention?

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The GOP's War on Women

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I Was Born in March/September Bart

When we leave, how many thousands of Afghan nationals need to come home with us?
The Taliban will behead anyone who helped us, so maybe we've found some new occupants
for those tens of thousands of empty, foreclosed homes?

I know, let's bring ALL the women who want to leave to America
and the Taliban can get frisky with their goats for all I care.


Today's Mystery Celebrity


One of the hottest women

Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity     Link 

Bart, t
hat's Catherine Bach -- Daisy Duke on "The Dukes of Hazzard." 
What a knockout she was!
 Leo in Maryland


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Today's Food Mystery


Subject: last issue's Food Mystery     Link

Bart, it's... 

Last issue's Food Mystery was a Rib Eye Steak.

Don't worry, we're almost out of Food Mysteries   (Readers do the wave...)

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"This country is emerging from the worst recession since the Great Depression,
  the greatest economic and financial crisis of our lifetimes.  The economic policies
  that helped create that situation are ones that Gingrich supported, and they’re
  the kinds of policies that he advocates to this day.”
--  WH Spokesman Jay Carney, dslapping Newt for calling Obama "The Food Stamp President."        Link

  I haven't said this before but I really like Jay Carney.

  I watched him for years on McLaughlin and other talk shows and he's a great spokesperson,
  unlike that incoherent Robert Gibbs who must've gotten that WH job thru nepotism.

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Subject: My Brush with Greatness


We need more Greatness stories

Problem? Many/most liberals do not believe in self defense.

When the Teabaggers go "Second Amendment Solution" on us,
I can't fight them all off with my four guns.

Wildlife Close-up  


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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Austin, TX, home of SXSW
Chevron Steve

I should go to SXSW next year.

Where could I get a guide for that?
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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is the late Dr. Jack Kevorkian,
also referred to as "Dr. Death" for his advocacy and practice (as assistant) of assisted suicide.
  Phillip R,
  Jim B,
  Bret in Elmira,
  another Jim B,
  Roger S,
  Dale S,
  Ralph H,
  R Berliner,
  S. Williams,
  S. Leonard,
  M Finnerty,
  Mark with no last name,
  Lydia S,
  J Berres,
  S. St John,
  Elaine the Doctor,
  Vince the Ham,
  the Ole Vat!
  C French,
  Cannon Beach Mickey!
  D Bailey,

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Bart, we need you more than ever. Keep hammering!
 Keith in Los Angeles

If some rich Democrat could throw $2,500-$5,000 my way
it would sure take the pressure off for the upcoming political season.

I hate to spend so much time every day trying to raise money.

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